Chapter 159: Doctor of Theory?
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Li Ping'an: "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, can you give me some food?"
Di Di Yunhua: "The cold wind shakes the earth, and you can be full if you eat some air!"
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In the living room, Li Ping'an put down his mobile phone and sat on the sofa helplessly, his eyes staring at the instant noodles on the coffee table, but they were tasteless.
Di Di Yunhua really counts what he says, and he really doesn't give him what to do, this time he completely blinded Li Ping'an, and his appetite was raised by you, and now he puts on his pants and leaves, which makes Li Ping'an embarrassed.
Why don't you do it yourself?
Li Ping'an looked at the kitchen, although his skills are not good, but it is better than eating instant noodles.
But to clean up the kitchen for dinner, to clean up the kitchen to wipe the grease stains, the grease stains will appear in the future, wipe it will not work, and the grease stains of the kitchen is not necessarily clean, and finally have to mop the floor, after mopping the kitchen and have to mop the living room, bedroom.......
Forget it, let's eat instant noodles.
Li Ping'an picked up instant noodles and walked to the kitchen, thinking that he could only use instant noodles to satisfy his hunger tonight.
Knock knock!!
Squeak:
After Li Ping'an opened the door, he saw Di Di Yunhua standing at the door with an unhappy face, holding a soup pot in his hand and handing it over.
Li Ping'an's eyes lit up, and he took it and smiled very happily: "Didn't you say you wouldn't do it?"
Di Di Yunhua rolled his eyes at Li Ping'an and said, "Don't be mistaken, my mother has to send me over." ”
"Thank you, Auntie, for me. ”
After speaking, Li Ping'an turned sideways and asked, "Enter the house?"
Di Di Yunhua thought about it and walked in.
"It smells so good!"
Li Ping'an opened the lid of the ceramic rice cooker, and suddenly a delicious and fragrant Buddha noodles of fish soup came, and he couldn't help but move his index fingers.
Multiply~~~~
"It tastes awesome. Li Ping'an sighed, turned his head to look at Di Di Yunhua and blinked, and joked: "Is it that if you marry me, your aunt will cook for me every day?"
Di Di Yunhua glanced at Li Ping'an, sneered, and said, "If you want to be beautiful, you still want me to marry you, why don't you go to heaven." ”
"It's normal for a woman to get married, and a man to get married. Li Ping'an drank the soup beautifully, but he didn't notice that Di Di Yunhua's pretty face was already full of red clouds, her beautiful eyes dodged from time to time, her lips were pursed tightly, and her onion white hands were tightly clenched together.
"By the way, haven't you ever been in love?"
cough cough cough...
Li Ping'an almost squirted out a mouthful of fish soup, coughing again and again, Di Di Yunhua hurriedly handed over the tissue, with a sly smile in her beautiful eyes, and said, "The reaction is so big? ”
Li Ping'an wiped his mouth, looked at Di Di Yunhua speechlessly, and said: "Love is all about skills, although I have no experience, but in terms of light theory, I am at the doctoral level." ”
After speaking, Li Ping'an also blinked and said with a smile: "Don't forget that I am the host of the variety show 'Love Letter'." ”
Di Di Yunhua smiled perfunctorily, and said secretly in his heart: Theory you are a big-headed ghost.
Looking at the other party's look of disbelief, Li Ping'an put down the spoon and said with a serious face: "Let's put it this way, statistics show that men only use their brains to think when they are with the same gender. ”
"Yo... Looks like you understand, Dr. Lee. Di Di Yunhua sneered.
"Not really. Li Ping'an puffed up his chest, and with a serious face, he learned and sold the knowledge obtained from the fat man, and said: "For example, when I was shopping in a shopping mall, a man saw a counter selling underwear, and he lowered his head, why?"
Di Di Yunhua tilted his head and said thoughtfully: "Because of shyness?"
"He's excited!"
Li Ping'an swore and continued to ask: "When a couple goes out on a trip, the scenery here is pleasant, and when they walk into a gorgeous hotel, the first thing women notice is the exquisite decoration, beautiful scenery, and slightly ambiguous atmosphere. But there is only one thing that a man can see in his eyes, and what is it?"
Di Di Yunhua wrinkled Xiumei, began to think according to Li Ping'an's thinking, and said with some uncertainty: "My girlfriend?"
"Wrong! It's a bed!"
Li Ping'an smiled confidently: "Women are emotional animals, and men are visual animals, when a normal man looks at a graceful woman, his brain will secrete a hormone, this hormonal trend he carries out the most primitive thinking, so... Men rarely think with their brains. ”
Bah!
Di Di Yunhua's face was slightly red, she took a sip lightly, glanced at Li Ping'an and asked, "Are you like this too?"
"Man..."
Li Ping'an smiled, turned around again, and hugged the fish soup for a while.
Di Di Yunhua was slightly stunned, his delicate eyebrows couldn't help trembling, and he sneered in his heart, I still have a glimmer of hope, this dead man!
"I'm almost done, then give me the soup, I'm going back!"
"Ahh ”
"Eat what you eat, keep drinking your northwest wind!"
Boom!
Li Ping'an held the spoon in his hand, but the soup pot below was long gone, and he looked at Di Di Yunhua walking out angrily, his face full of astonishment.
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After another month, the Shangjiang headquarters finally finalized the 'Infinite Challenge', and the recording time has been announced, and the recording of the first episode will be officially recorded on July 1st.
At the same time, the Shangjiang headquarters also began to carry out crazy propaganda activities.
announced members, copied hot spots, created topics, etc., which made the audience who had been looking forward to Li Ping'an's new variety show excited.
Nowadays, the official website forum of Shangjiang Headquarters 'Infinite Challenge' has long been occupied by fans from all walks of life.
"Love Letter" fans came to report with an army of millions!
""Strong Heart" fans reported, after waiting for two months, there is finally news, stirring. ”
"Li Dashen, Lou Yucheng, Mi Guozhong, Li Tianwang, He Shuai, Wang Zuo... This lineup is excited just by looking at it, I don't know what the new variety show will look like, I'm looking forward to it. ”
"Li Dashen's variety show has never disappointed us, and I heard that 'Infinite Challenge' is an outdoor reality show, does this mean that we may be able to meet Li Dashen and others on the street?"
"I'm already excited, I'm looking forward to it so much, I've been waiting for a love letter, and now there's a new variety show, and I feel like I'm stunned by happiness. ”
"Hahaha... Since watching Li Dashen's variety show, the others have long been unable to watch, and now I think that I will be able to see the new variety show soon, and then there will be love letters, and I am instantly satisfied!"
"I don't know how the new members are, but I'm still more relieved of the old members, after all, we have worked together for so long, and the tacit understanding is very good. ”
"Upstairs can't help but underestimate Li Dashen, Lou Yucheng, who was stupid at the time, can be trained so much, as long as Li Dashen is the host, everything else is nothing. ”
The online forum is full of expectations for new variety shows, which also makes Shangjiang headquarters enjoy a long-lost sense of attention.
used to release variety shows, but that time it was not already on the street before it was broadcast, so looking at the audience's enthusiastic situation, Shangjiang Headquarters suddenly felt flattered.
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It's on the shelves!!ask for the first order~~
The Big Outbreak Begins~!!
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