"Okay, I won't bully you, until you go down the mountain, if you can keep up with my maneuvering guy, you will win within 500 meters." ”

"Wait!" Ye Tian looked up at the majestic Alps reverently and muttered, "I...... I'm going to make a poem!"

Huang Laoxie waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and do it, compose a poem, I think you are dead!"

Ye Tian glanced at Huang Laoxi, looked at the motorized sleigh under Huang Laoxi's buttocks, and shook his head after twisting his butt for a long time: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to compose poetry again, since he is here, he has to leave a souvenir." ”

Huang Laoxie secretly touched the magic weapon in his arms, and said with a gloomy smile: "If you write about a trip here, maybe it will be gone in a while." ”

Ye Tian stepped on his ski gear, and then secretly looked at the snowmobile under Huang Laoxie's buttocks and said, "Who is as vulgar as you!" Lao Tzu is now urinating and urinating here, and when the spring begins next year, the people of France will be able to drink the holy water with Lao Tzu's urine......!

Ye Tian was obscene, and he saw Huang Laoxie twist the accelerator violently, and the high-horsepower snowmobile rushed out in an instant, and then Huang Laoxie took out a shining magic weapon from his arms and hit the mountain peak behind Ye Tian.

It's a modified large-caliber starting pistol, and when modified, it's as powerful as a mortar at close range. The bullet from the pistol cut a graceful arc and landed at the foot of the snow-capped mountains in the distance.

"It's okay, it's okay, it turned out to be a stink bomb. Ye Tian patted his chest, and before he could scold Huang Laoxi, he heard a loud "boom", and the huge energy and sound waves caused an avalanche. Seeing the white snow blocks that destroyed the world and what he had just praised overwhelmingly attacked him, Ye Tian was so frightened that he lowered his body and slid forward hard, rushing out like a sharp arrow off the string.

It's not a stink bomb, this modified warhead has a time-lapse device!

In the distance, Huang Laoxi's hearty laughter came: "It's small, it's faster than Lao Tzu's high-powered sled! This is a patrol rescue sled, it's different from an ordinary snowmobile! Wait to become a popsicle! This time next year and today will be your death day! Wahahaha......"

But it didn't take long for Huang Laoxie to stop laughing—his high-powered sleigh was like having asthma, gasping for a few breaths, moving with difficulty, and then extinguishing the fire.

Ye Tian was like a cheerful little swallow, quickly swept past Huang Laoxi, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is afraid that you will lose 50,000 yuan if you can't outrun, so I directly used a dagger to clean up the oil in your fuel tank! You happened to be upwind at that time, and you couldn't smell the smell of gasoline, wahahaha...... Fight with Lao Tzu! Wait for the popsicle with the pee of the child! Today next year, Lao Tzu will kill Xuan Xuanzi to accompany you! Wahahaha......"

Huang Laoxie wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, this kid is too filial, and he knows that he will kill an old man to accompany him. Looking at the overwhelming avalanche, Huang Laoxie calmly put on the hat of the ski suit, carefully checked the crotch of his pants, and then slowly squatted down, covering his face with one hand and the crotch with the other......

Seeing Huang Lao crawling out of the snow pit tremblingly, Ye Tian smiled in his heart. It's a trivial matter that is impossible to kill this old thing. Emergency helicopters had already flown over, and rescuers had arrived. Seeing that this old man with a big snot and freezing for a long time actually crawled out of the snow weighing tens of thousands of tons by himself, and praised God one after another.

Huang refused to take the ambulance, and he did not pay attention to the police who came to question him. After being rejected by the medical staff, he simply took out a medal from his arms. At this time, the doctors and policemen who were still insisting on doing a physical examination for Huang Laoxie closed their mouths, and the policeman saluted Huang Laoxie with a serious face when he left. The police directly wrote on the record that there were no casualties in the avalanche caused by natural causes, and then they carried Huang Laoxie and Ye Tian, and according to Huang Laoxie's request, sent the two people to the small town of Fulong, which was not far away.

In the hot spring pool made of natural marble, Huang Laoxi, who had already recovered, began to be restless again, and a pair of colored eyes looked around with Ye Tian.

“EXCUSE ME SIR,Where are you from?” A tall and beautiful French blonde woman walked over, her two snow-white legs shining with white flowers. The chest was full, and the black skirt was propped up as if it was about to burst.

Huang Laoxie replied very reservedly and gentlemanly: "CHINA." ”

The waitress immediately changed into fluent Chinese and said, "Welcome distinguished guest, do you have any needs?"

Huang Laoxi's gentlemanly smile just now immediately disappeared with the wind, and he changed his face like a lewd and lascivious look, pointing to a waitress who was busy pouring juice for the guests: "Find me one like that." Or like you. ”

The hostess smiled and nodded, "No problem, sir." Would you like to go back to your room, or are you in a romantic water world?"

"Room, my room number is 317, don't go wrong. When I came back in the evening, I called and then asked the girls to come and serve. ”

The waitress smiled and nodded, and said a few words of blessing before leaving. Ye Tian was not happy, grabbed the hostess's hand, and touched it twice by the way, hmm...... It doesn't feel good in the hand, it's fluffy, is it that foreign orangutans don't have hairy legs on their bodies?

"Sister, I haven't ordered it yet, why did you leave?"

The look of surprise on the hostess's face flashed, "I'm sorry, I thought this gentleman was not interested in the girls here." ”

"Find me one. ”

"May I ask what kind of girl does the gentleman want to spend the night with you?"

"Just be like this old guy. ”

"Yes sir, what's your room number?"

"319, remember to open it for me*. ”

"Do you want this too?" Huang Laoxie suddenly felt that his understanding of this kid's despicability and shamelessness was not deep enough.

Ye Tian glanced at Huang Laoxie and said: "When I came in, I heard the first domestic fat man tell the manager that you give me more * I will go back to China for reimbursement...... Almost fooled you!"

Huang Laoxie looked at Ye Tian speechlessly, his eyes rolled around and said, "You have thought about it, if you get on these big horses, you won't have any money to make." But if you go back to China, you, a little CHU man and woman, will have to give you a big red envelope. ”

Ye Tian heard that there was money to be made when he went to bed, and this treatment was simply better than that of a male dog. Immediately called the hostess and canceled the service she had booked. But I heard Huang Laoxie saying to the waitress next to him: "Don't cancel, send me here, remember to open a *...... for me"

At five o'clock in the evening, the most famous town in the foothills of the Alps, the most famous town of Fran, fades the mysterious halo of the last layer of the setting sun, and the European-style street lamps begin to gradually light up, shining a golden light in the white world.

Huang Laoxie had already changed into a standard European court royal costume, swept away his obscene appearance, his hair was meticulously combed, and his eyes also exuded a trace of scorching light, as if someone had given him 220 volt electricity.

Ye Tian refused to accept this ragged clothes: the clothes worn by the French royal family were knee-length robes inlaid with gold threads, because they wanted to highlight the elegant and slender figures of the royal men and women, so from the chest down to the hip bone, there were as many as 20 corset buckles to tightly wrap the excess fat around the waist, the purpose was to highlight the slender and elegant slender figure.

Watching Huang Laoxie tighten the buttons one by one, Ye Tian grabbed his clothes tightly as if defending his chastity and shouted: "Can't I change that Ah You? I'll change Anima!"

Huang Laoxi's face was black: "Armani!, you hillbilly, why did Lao Tzu bring you here!"

Ye Tian looked at Huang Laoxi, who had buttoned the buttons, and burst out laughing: "Hey, this dress is what you are wearing, it really highlights the waist, you have a bare waist now......"

After the two of them changed their clothes, Huang Laoxie casually pulled a piece of Ye Tian's hair and tied it to the door of his room. When Ye Tian saw it, he also casually pulled a piece of Huang Laoxi's hair and tied it in his door.

Both of them rubbed the back of their heads and walked out of the town's hotel.

A black elongated Maybach is parked quietly in the parking lot in front of the door, with the French flag and the lily flag on the royal emblem hanging from the front of the car. Seeing Huang Laoxie come out, the attendant who was sitting in the passenger seat hurriedly walked down and opened the car door for Huang Laoxie and Ye Tian.

Although the French Republic is a constitutional monarchy, with almost no rights for the king and the nobility, as a country with a long history, the royal family has been preserved intact by the people - this is the incredible pride of Europeans, when we have a constitutional monarchy and start a political revolution, the United States is still a wild land composed of a group of indigenous people.

Huang Laoxie pretended to be a very gentleman, elegantly stalked his neck, raised his chin and said thank you to the attendant in the car.

What Huang Laoxie wanted to attend was the birthday party held by King Louis XVIVIII of the French Republic for his daughter. The purpose of bringing Ye Tian was to let Ye Tian experience the life of the French royal family, but he didn't expect to be assassinated. However, this kind of half-hung assassination method obviously does not constitute any substantial harm to Huang Laoxi, and the other party is likely to block Huang Laoxi.

Ten-year-old Yelena will be baptized tonight, and the royal family and nobles from all of Europe's high society will attend this grand gathering.

Ye Tian pulled the medal on Huang Laoxie's chest and asked, "What kind of knight are you?"

Huang Laoxie replied angrily: "Earl, don't you pull it, what if it fades?"

Ye Tian asked curiously: "How did you get mixed up with your virtue...... The Earl's?"

Lao Tzu was the first foreigner in France who had no noble blood and was crowned a count! Otherwise, do you think the Batumi Agreement would be so easy to break through? The story behind this is wonderful. Seeing Ye Tian's dazed look, Huang Laoxie waved his hand: "I told you that you don't understand, remember that you must be elegant when you eat for a while, and you are not allowed to steal knives and forks and put them in the crotch of your pants, if you are not full, I will invite you to eat steak in a while." ”

Huang Laoxie was afraid that Ye Tian would lose face as he did in China, if he really lost face here, he wouldn't have to mix in the European aristocratic circle in the future.

Ye Tian hugged his arms and said with a smile: "It's hard to say, it depends on the mood, anyway, Lao Tzu's face is worthless." ”

At the moment of driving, Ye Tian heard the waitress in the hotel who recommended a woman for Huang Laoxie whispered to the guest next to him in Chinese: "I really didn't expect to be an earl, and if you want two girls not to talk about it at night, you have to open a *...... for him."

Ye Tian glanced at Huang Laoxie with great disdain, thinking about finding someone who made a false certificate and hung it on his chest after returning to China.