Chapter 963: It's a stupid way to make a surprise attack

"Yan'er, we're really on fire, oops, it's not good now, I knew that it would be better to keep a low profile yesterday. Jin Yang slapped the side of the bed in annoyance, turned on the video and handed over the phone.

The video shows the scene of yesterday's magic show, the lights are as bright as day at night, the carved buildings on both sides look antique against the backdrop of the lights, and a person with a white mask suddenly appears on the screen.

This was followed by a dazzling magic show, roses, peach blossoms, ..... Especially the peach blossom rain in the later paragraph, even if it looks like it looks from the video now, Yan'er still feels very amazing.

"It's a good shot, especially the peach blossom rain at the end, I guess it's possible that post-processing, the feeling of falling flowers in slow motion is really good, tsk, you see, there are a lot of comments below, I'll take a look." Yan'er commented loudly, and I didn't know whether she was talking about beautiful flowers or beautiful people.

"Hey, that's interesting. As if she suddenly saw an interesting comment, Yan'er suddenly wondered, and hurriedly leaned towards Jinyang, and read aloud, "I have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and a pair of fiery eyes can be described as perfect, from antiques to dolls, whether you are a trafficker, a big liar, a robber, or a thief, you can't escape my pair of fiery eyes." Watching this video, the magic man in the mask shows no surprise, and it can even be said to be naïve, and the first time I see it, I even think that he is a junior apprentice performing...... But how did you expect that the magic man who was one foot tall and one foot tall, still made a lot of peach blossoms out of nothing. I calculated, according to the weight of a peach blossom including the branches of 20 grams, the magic man in the video has at least 2,000 or more, 20*2,000, that is 40,000 grams, 40 kilograms! My God, can a person hide 2,000 flowers on his body, more than 40 kilograms? This is not counting the volume...... From this, there is no doubt that the mask magic man is not human, and there is a 70% chance of guessing that a Martian is a 30% chance and that there is a 30% chance of other starmen......"

"Haha, some people even guessed that you were an alien, and said that you probably came from Mars...... Anyway, why didn't I see that you were from an alien world? Isn't it a nose, a mouth, and two eyes? And it's not very good-looking, how can an alien be so ugly......

After saying this, Yan'er frowned, and glanced at Jin Yang up and down suspiciously, as if she wanted to use her fiery eyes to find something.

How can aliens be so ugly......

It's so ugly......

Burst!!!

Jin Yang felt that he had received 10,000 points of damage, and his critical hit was doubled, plus his weak point attack, a fatal blow...... He's dead!

"What's the point, how can ......I be so ugly? A group of people who don't know how to appreciate. Jin Yang lifted the quilt viciously, ready to get up and brush his teeth and wash his face.

I couldn't stay here, and I felt that the air was full of unfriendly smells, so I quickly got up and washed up, and went downstairs to forage for food.

I consumed so much last night, and now I feel so hungry!

The video is on fire, since the smoke is full of indifference, what does he have to worry about as a big man? Isn't it just the old man's mother-in-law? Anyway, the raw rice has been boiled into gruel, how can they disagree?

It's a big deal to bring more gifts to visit later, smile sweetly, give a few thoughtful gifts, and give gifts a little more and better, I don't believe they can still reach out and hit the smiling person?

Well...... I feel much more comfortable when I think about it, and the blood is successful.

Purr ......

Burst!

Spit out the mouthwash in his mouth, take a towel to wipe the remaining white foam off his mouth, Jin Yang grinned in the mirror, hehe, I have to call Aunt Yang Yun again later, let her go over today, by the way, you can also help me talk, and help me a little or something, Xiangyi's girl also has to be notified, she is favored, and it should be a little useful to be coquettish and cute......

After solving all the personal hygiene problems, Jin Yang went back to the room to see that Yan'er was still secretly having fun on the mobile phone screen, and she didn't know what interesting things she saw, and her little face was red with laughter.

"Hey, I said Yan'er, do you still want to get up? Don't you know that it's easy to get wrinkles when you laugh like this in the morning?" Jin Yang walked over and stretched out his hand directly, raising his eyebrows, the meaning is obvious, why don't you hand it over quickly?

"Ah, it's so annoying! I'll give it back to you!" As soon as he heard that the wrinkles would grow, Yan'er hurriedly threw the phone towards Jinyang like throwing away a poisonous snake, and the difference between the two of them was like two people.

Oh!

It's like a treasure when it's used, and it's not as good as a cow when it's not in use.

"It's half past nine, hurry up and wash up, we'll go downstairs together to forage for food, we still have a lot of things to do today, you don't want to wait for your parents to call you to urge you, you just want to get up and get busy, right?"

Seeing that Yan'er still wanted to sneak into the quilt, Jin Yang hurriedly stopped her, grabbed her head to prevent her from having a chance to slip away, and reached into the quilt with one hand to prepare to perform the "ultimate ultimate." ”

"I'll tickle me if you don't get up again?"

"Ahh......h

Coquettish and naughty for a while, Yan'er still got up reluctantly, no way, today is indeed a very important day, and she doesn't want to wait for her parents to call her to urge her as Jin Yang just said......

It's really embarrassing when it comes, what should I say when the time comes? Say I'm at a friend's house? At the same time? The videos are all popular, there are pictures and truths, and quibbles are useful?

Tell me the truth, I'm in your future son-in-law's bed...... Ahem, what if you get killed?

Yan'er didn't have the guts, so she had to face the reality bravely, she could only wash and put on makeup in an hour in the past, but today she was so fast, she got everything done in fifteen minutes, a small bag, and held Jinyang's arm with one hand, "Let's go!"

"Eat something to fill your stomach first, and I'll go straight to your house later." Uh, Yan'er, let me make sure again, are your parents not at home at this point? I think it's better to call in advance?"

Jin Yang has no experience at all about this, but the experience accumulated from watching TV series for many years tells him that this kind of thing is not something that a smart person should do, and it is an absolutely stupid way.

Let's not talk about whether there is anyone in the family, even if there is, what is the general end of this rash door?

I'm sorry, who are you? My daughter's boyfriend? I'm sorry, we don't know, so, hehe, where are you going to go, this is not where you should be......

Such a person who has no manners at all still wants to marry my daughter?

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