Chapter 73: Buy and beat
"Paralysis! Lao Tzu is willing! Lao Tzu is willing to be a hundred and a thousand! If you have any way, use it quickly, Lao Tzu can accept it!" Cui Hao was very anxious in his heart, the corpse poison spread, rotting Cui Hao's flesh and blood, that kind of heart-piercing pain, Cui Hao really couldn't stand it.
The corners of Yang Fan's mouth hooked up a smile, but he didn't rush to treat Cui Hao, but smiled: "But you scolded me just now." ”
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's okay! It's my fault just now! I have no eyes and no mouth, I'm not human......" Cui Hao was already a little confused in pain, and now whoever can save him is his own father.
Yang Fan shook his head and smiled, and then said, "Dad, you pull out his clothes and pants, and then go find a rope to tie him up." ”
"Mom, you make a fire under that tree. ”
Yang Zhan and Liu Qinglan were stunned, but when they saw Yang Fan's confident appearance, they still did so.
Soon, Yang Zhan pulled out Cui Hao's clothes and pants, and then tied Cui Hao up and fell on a big tree on the side of the road.
And under Cui Hao's head, Liu Qinglan started a fire.
"Yang Fan, are you going to roast me?!"
"Yang Fan! I was poisoned today, but after eating the bread sold by your family, I died, and you have to be buried with me!" The corpse poison spread, Cui Hao suffered the pain of drilling his heart, and his skin festered rapidly, he had already pinned his last hope on Yang Fan, but in a blink of an eye, Yang Fan was curing the disease, and he was torturing him at all!
Even the surrounding crowd shook their heads again and again, sighing, how could there be such a cure, take a half-dead person to roast like a sheep, even if this person is not poisoned, he must be roasted alive.
However, Cui Hao, who was tied, suddenly moved his eyebrows, and his face showed a hint of joy, and he exclaimed: "Fire! Auntie, the fire burns a little more! Auntie, use the fire to roast me......"
Cui Hao was already so excited that he was incoherent, but the crowd was dumbfounded, this kid, shouldn't his head be roasted?
Liu Qinglan was stunned, but quickly came back to her senses and said with a smile: "Okay." ”
Liu Qinglan took a large pile of charcoal from her side and threw it all into the fire pit.
In an instant, flames burst out and sparks flew.
"Ahh
The crowd secretly stammered, shook their heads and sighed, this kid seems to have really been roasted stupidly.
However, Yang Fan smiled and said nothing, Cui Haozhong was corpse poison, corpse poison to yin to poison, and flame to just yang to be able to restrain corpse poison.
Cui Hao was scorched by the flames, and part of the corpse poison in his body was evaporated, and he naturally felt very comfortable.
"Yang Fan, thank you, I feel like I've gotten a lot better. The corners of Cui Hao's mouth hooked up a sly smile, although he said thank you in his mouth, he had already scolded Yang Fan in his heart.
"When I recover and go back today, I will take revenge for today!" Cui Hao's teeth clenched, clicking, he had already made up his mind that Yang Fan must be eradicated.
However, Yang Fan shook his head and said, "This is just the beginning, the corpse poison in your body has spread to your whole body, someone must take action to force the corpse poison in your body out, and you can recover." ”
"What can I do to force the corpse poison out of my body?!" Cui Hao couldn't wait to ask, this corpse poison spread, and the pain like skin festering and drilling into the heart was too uncomfortable.
The corners of Yang Fan's mouth hooked up a smile, and he said unhurriedly: "It's very simple, find someone to beat you." ”
"Is there no other way?" Cui Hao twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, I have to say that although Yang Fan's treatment methods are a little torturous, they are indeed very effective, and after Cui Hao was roasted by the flames, he was no longer so uncomfortable.
"There's only one way. Yang Fan spread his hands and said helplessly.
Yang Fan, as the Emperor of the Immortal Realm, has lived in the Immortal Realm for 100,000 years, and how can it be difficult to live with Yang Fan with a mere corpse poison.
There are thousands of ways for Yang Fan to treat corpse poison, but the poisoned person is Cui Hao, so Yang Fan naturally chose the most painful treatment method.
"Okay, Yang Fan, please beat me. Cui Hao gritted his teeth, calmed his heart, and finally said something.
However, Yang Fan shook his head and said, "Beating people is a manual job, it's too tiring, you can find someone else." ”
"Groove!" Cui Hao was so angry that his face twitched twice, and he cursed secretly in his heart.
Soon, Cui Hao turned his eyes and looked at the crowd again, then forced a smile from his face and said, "Please beat me." ”
The crowd waved their hands again and again, retreating one after another, joking, Cui Hao is half dead, if he is accidentally beaten to death by them, then won't they become murderers?
Who wants to do such a thankless task?
Cui Hao, who was hanging upside down from the tree, had round eyes, he never expected that in these years, no one would be willing to ask someone to beat him.
Cui Hao gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Whoever comes to punch me today, I will give 10,000 to whomever I want, and 20,000 for two punches, there is no cap!"
Poof!
Hearing this, Yang Fan almost didn't laugh out loud, this Cui Hao is also a strange thing, and he actually came up with this method.
However, I have to say that Cui Hao's method is indeed very effective, and the crowd who were still very resistant became eager to try, and some people even rushed up and punched and kicked Cui Hao.
"I'm better than your mother! You're so cheap, aren't you?!Spend money to let Lao Tzu beat you! Today Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"
"Paralyzed, there is something wrong! I have to beat you! Today I beat you so that you can't take care of yourself!"
"Slut, is it cool to be beaten by me?!"
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The crowd scolded and beat at the same time, this punch, the heart became excited, and the strength in the hand was not well controlled, it was a little bigger, and soon, Cui Hao was beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his head was bleeding.
"Eh, brother, I'm sorry, I was a little too aggressive when I beat someone just now, don't take your words seriously. ”
"Brother, I like to scold people when I beat people, don't take it to heart. ”
"Brother, I'm really sorry to scold you just now, but don't forget to pay me, it's really tiring to beat people. ”
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The crowd scratched their heads and apologized to Cui Hao a little embarrassed, but Cui Hao grinned and laughed: "Haha! It's okay, it's okay, come and beat me, it's so cool!"
Cui Hao found that after the blood in his body flowed out just now, the pain in his body was significantly reduced, that is to say, this method of being beaten was really effective.
"I'm paralyzed, you're so cheap, aren't you?!"
"I said, I've never seen such a cheap person as you!"
"Lao Tzu can't stand it, today Lao Tzu has to beat you so that you can't speak!"
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