Quick mouth is also one of the skills of rap. Speed is one thing, articulation is another. Aside from English songs, the fastest Chinese song in China is not sung by a human, but a cartoon virtual character, using a synthetic sound, with a speed of up to a dozen words per second.

But that's a machine, not a human mouth, and it can't be mixed up, and no one has yet been able to exceed ten Chinese characters a second.

Liu Pian now wants to challenge the limits of Chinese songs.

It took Liu Pian an an afternoon to record this Chinese song without any nutritional swear words: "Where can I download the accelerator".

After the recording, Liu Pian only felt that her throat was about to smoke.

"No, no, no. Liu Pian gasped, "Lao Yan, give me water, I can't stand it, this is really not a song sung by people." ”

Yan Zhe listened attentively to the song with headphones on, as if he hadn't heard it. His mind is now full of Liu Pian's song, and the super fast speed of speech makes him unable to hear what Liu Pian is singing at all, even if he looks at the lyrics, his thinking can't keep up.

He calculated that the fastest part of the speech rate is as high as 13~15 words per second.

What kind of speed is this?

"You wouldn't really use the accelerator, would you?" said Yan Zhe in surprise.

"You all doubt me? Didn't you record it for me personally? Where's the accelerator?"

Yan Zhe nodded, "It's amazing, why do you speak so fast? And the words are quite clear." But I still can't hear what you're singing, it's too fast to react. ”

"There's a little trick up the sleeve, like flicking your tongue. Liu Pian smiled.

"It's amazing. Yan Zhe praised.

"It's not awesome, let's say it's not counted. Liu Pian waved his hand, "You raised your voice, just release it." ”

"Okay. Yan Zhe replied.

.......

In the evening, the kindergarten killer's Weibo was updated.

"You can say that I am in a rising tone, and you don't like my voice directly in the upper right corner, but please don't question my speed of speech. Do you know the principle of acceleration and ascending? How to sing before acceleration and how to adjust the rhythm after acceleration?

Please, tell me, where can I download the accelerator?"

In Weibo, there is also a song called "Where can I download accelerators".

This song is more grumpy than "I Don't Think It's Okay" and vulgar throughout. And because the speed of speech is too fast, many people don't hear what is said at all, and they don't know what the kindergarten killer scolded.

"Damn, so fast, big brother, you can't really use the accelerator, right?"

"It's too fierce, isn't it? I didn't hear anything at all. ”

"Uh... I can't hear it at 0.5x speed. ”

"How many words are there in this second? There are more than ten words, right?"

"I slowed down three times to barely hear... This lyrics, I really can't describe, it's too violent. ”

"I advise those who don't understand not to listen slowly, it's too ruinous. ”

Later, some listeners specially calculated the speed of the fastest part of the song, and the result shocked countless people, up to fifteen words per second!

Is this still a human mouth?

It didn't take long for this song to hit the hot search list and was worshiped by countless people. Of course, it's just the speed of worship, and the content is forgotten. And after that.....

Nope.

The song is gone.

suddenly disappeared from the Weibo hot search list and disappeared without a trace.

Some netizens guessed the reason:

"Is this blocked?"

"It's too fast, it's been blocked in less than a day. ”

"Sooner or later, the lyrics are too vulgar, and they are on the hot search list, and if you want to open it on Weibo, you must remove this song. ”

"Damn, I haven't heard that yet!"

"You just need to know that the song is fast, very fast!"

"It should be the fastest Chinese rap in China, right? It sounds like using an accelerator." ”

"I don't use an accelerator, anyone who knows music theory knows it. ”

"It's too fierce. ”

"Mentor Liu Pian is awesome!"

........

The song comes and goes fast. Although it is difficult to hear now, there is more and more discussion on the Internet about the speed of kindergarten killers. Many of the people who had previously questioned the use of accelerators for juvenile killing kept their mouths shut.

It's not that they don't believe it, it's that they don't want to believe that the human mouth will be so fast. This is Chinese, one of the most difficult languages in the world, singing so fast, machine-gun-like, and the words are particularly clear, and they actually take into account the flo, and especially rhyme.

Is this still human?

When did Huaxia have such an awesome rapper?

But when people thought that it was very likely that the young killing was Liu Pian, they suddenly sighed.

At this moment, the program recording scene in Tanzhou.

The faces of the rappers were even worse.

Heaven stopped recording the show because he wasn't in the mood to record it right now. The song "Where can I download the accelerator", if you don't read the lyrics, everyone can't hear it clearly, which naturally includes him. So he used an accelerator to slow down before he could hear what the lyrics were singing.

Then, a face was completely blackened, blacker than coal.

For example, there is a verse:

"This rhythm is a plague

Before you understand the concept of the subsection, you say that you are engaged in literature and art?

The head grows under his feet, he can't guess the rhythm and nod his head with it, and he brags at every turn that he is from the street

Do you want me to use a fruit knife to cut a wound around your **?"

This is still a relatively gentle scolding in it, and if it is more ugly, Heaven does not want to think about it a second time, and goosebumps arise all over his body when he thinks about it.

"!"

Backstage, Heaven slapped the table and cursed, gritting his teeth and saying, "Kindergarten killer, Willow liar!"

The other rappers looked at each other, and one asked, "Brother Heaven, what are we going to do now?

"Diss? What are you going to diss?" said Heaven angrily, "Can you speak so fast? Can you keep your tongue knotted?"

"Then you can't just leave it at that. He scolded all of us alone, don't we let go of a fart?"

Heaven is silent.

Now, the strength of the young kill is obvious to all, not to mention the FLO and lyrics of the young killing, just the fast mouth, no one in their program team or even the whole of China can compare. Coupled with Liu Pian's strong ability to write and arrange lyrics, they really can't argue.

Just when he was thinking about how to deal with the wave of diss of juvenile killing, the director of the program team came to the backstage.

He said to Heaven, "Now this matter has caused a lot of negative impact on the show, you have to come up with a solution, either defeat the kindergarten killer to prove your strength and save face for our show." Either you admit it and apologize to him, and then I'll invite him as a guest guest. ”

In the director's opinion, this beef war has brought a lot of heat to the program team, and if you want to say that the most famous variety show in China in the past two days, it must be "Huaxia Has Rap". And these heats largely come from the kindergarten killer and Liu Pian behind him. But if this beef loses, the image of "Huaxia Has Rap" will undoubtedly plummet, and in the end, the contestant will win the championship, and he can't avoid the kindergarten killer, let alone Liu Pian.

But if you can take the opportunity to invite the kindergarten killer to the show, you can kill multiple birds with one stone.

He doesn't care about heaven, he only cares about what will happen to this show in the end, whether it can become a hit of the year, and whether it can become popular with a few contestants.

Hip-hop? He doesn't play hip-hop, he's just here to make money.

"I'll think about it. Heaven sighed.