Chapter 46: Ji Cao, Don't 6
Dust Feather came back to his senses, only to see the old man looking at him gently, and it was not like the image of the trench that Dust Feather imagined.
Dust Feather suddenly felt a great reduction in pressure, although he was still not very comfortable.
The old man breathed a sigh of relief, if he hadn't come in time, this kid would have to go mad, and his lifelong martial arts would have been ruined.
The old man invited Dust Yu to sit in the pavilion, but he didn't know how to refuse the old man, and Dust Yu could only follow the old man to the pavilion and sit down, and every step was cautious.
The old man smiled: "Xiaoyou, don't be so nervous, these objects are very hard, they can't be broken when you step on, they can't be broken, even if they are broken, you don't have to pay for them!"
Dust Feather exhaled, since the old man had said so, he had nothing to fear.
Dust Feather sat down slowly, and the old man also sat opposite, and then the old man waved up: "Tea!"
Immediately there was a fairy song and song, and several rows of cranes flew in the distance, and there were several boys sitting on the cranes' backs, each with a plate on his head, and tea, refreshments, fruits, and the like were placed on the plate.
After a while, a flock of cranes flew to the old man and Chenyu, and the boys jumped down from the crane's back, their bodies were light, and they did not shake at all, and the fruits and refreshments on their heads did not move a bit.
I saw a few children full of spirituality, light steps, striding to the dust feather in front of the feather, the dust feather near a glance, these boys are like dolls in the Chinese New Year paintings, making people feel festive and peaceful, prosperous and peaceful, warm and happy!
Meaty, squinting eyes, well-behaved and cute smile, with red cheeks, made Dust Feather feel pity, and Dust Feather even wanted to step forward and grab a hug!
A few boys laughed and were a little naughty, and a few heels came down, and the fruit bowl and refreshments had already been arranged.
Dust Feather was shocked, what age can a boy really do this? This is like a fairyland, these children are also immortals?
Dust Feather asked curiously: "Uncle, are these children your children?" Dust Feather really couldn't think of the origin of these children, so he asked stupidly, and after saying it, Dust Feather regretted it, for fear that the old man would be unhappy to hear it.
The old man almost didn't laugh: "No, no, no, the old man is a lot older, where is there such a young child?"
After the old man finished speaking, he waved his hand, and several children turned into golden beans and flew back into the old man's hands.
This operation, the dust feather who watched it was dumbfounded.
What kind of fairy operation is this?
Dust Feather was stunned and said, "Are they bean essence?"
Old man: "Hahaha, Xiaoyou's words are wrong, this is the Taoist technique of sprinkling beans into soldiers, not some bean essence!"
Dust Feather: "it!"
Even though Dust Feather has spent nine years of compulsory education on the earth and is deeply influenced by China's broad and profound culture, he can only exclaim at this time!
Uncle: "Little friend, what do you mean by this exclamation?"
Dust Feather: "Uh......" Dust Feather didn't know how to explain it to his uncle.
The old man was a little embarrassed to see Dust Feather, but judging from Dust Feather's expression just now, it shouldn't be scolding him, maybe expressing a sense of shock!
Old man: "I didn't expect that the old man has been separated for thousands of years, and so many novel words have become popular in my desolate continent!
Dust Feather didn't expect that the old man would be so receptive, and he would comprehend the true meaning of the groove so quickly!
Dust Feather nodded admiringly and said, "Yes, yes, uncle, you are really awesome!"
The old man was stunned again, another new word!
The old man was stunned and said, "Xiaoyou is praising the old man?"
Dust Feather: "That's right, 666......"
Husband: "Uh......"
This is a conversation that spans two worlds! My husband thought it was a cultural product of the Flood Continent!
The old man's eyes swelled with vicissitudes, and thousands of years passed, but he didn't expect the language of the Flood Desolate Continent to become so strange and full of strong touch!
And it's simple and easy to understand, as soon as you hear it, you can talk about it, only to see the old man say: "! Today's young people really know how to play!"
Dustfeather: "...... 6", but how do you feel a little ruined painting style!
The old man said happily: "Little friend, are there any interesting words?"
Chenyu thought to himself, what words do I have in China, there are no trendy words, and I can't finish talking for three days and three nights!
Anyway, there was nothing to do, so Dust Feather simply took stock of the buzzwords of his previous life for his father-in-law.
Dust Feather said: "I don't know if the predecessors have heard of the rain girl without melons?"
The old man shook his head, looking curious, just like a serious elementary school student, and the whole dust feather was a little embarrassed.
Dust Feather cleared his throat and explained, "Rain Girl Wugua is a homonym that has nothing to do with you. Originally, Dust Feather wanted to explain the origin of this word, but when I thought about it, there was no amusement prince in the Flood Desolate Continent!
Although Dust Feather didn't want to explain, the old man's curiosity was surprisingly heavy, and he was full of curiosity and asked: "How did this rain girl have no melon?
Dust Feather was asked about this, and he had to make up a reason, anyway, the old man couldn't get out, and he didn't know what he said.
Dust Yu thought about it and said: "The rain girl has no melons! From the mouth of a prince of our Great Liao Kingdom, this person is very cold, but he is deeply liked by the sister, he likes to speak with the accent of the Great Liao royal family, and usually says that it has nothing to do with women as the rain girl has no melon, so this has become the common language expression vocabulary of our Great Liao Kingdom. At the same time, it has also become a teasing word when we reject each other in private!
The old man was obviously very receptive, and teased at Dust Feather: "But what you said, I have nothing to do with the rain!"
Dustfeather: "Ugh...... 666!"This old man's receptivity is too strong, so he changed the word in a blink of an eye and turned it into his own!
The old man smiled and said, "Ji Cao, don't 6!"
Dust Feather's mentality has collapsed, Dust Feather feels that this old man is also an earthling, and he has the same excellent spit gene!
Dust Feather hugged his fists and said: "Ru Zhixiu, I can't do it!" This old man is so good! Dust Feather has to admire!
The old man waved his hand and said, "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, please ask Xiaoyou to say something more and let me hear it!"
Dust Feather actually doesn't want to say it anymore, it's too shocking!
It is said that the brains of the elderly are not easy to use, but this old man is not scientific!
Dust Feather said: "It's a werewolf!"
Before Dust Feather could explain, the old man muttered: "Werewolf? I haven't seen you for ten thousand years, and now there are even werewolves?"
Seeing that the old man had misunderstood, Dust Feather explained: "No, no, it's not a real werewolf, it's a little more ruthless, it means that it's a little more ruthless than a ruthless man!"
The old man suddenly realized: "I see, 666......"
In this way, Dust Feather gave the old man a day of popular science on the earth, and every time he talked about the incisive, the old man couldn't help but deduct a wave of 666......... Brought a wave of memories to Dust Feather!
The scenery of the earth is infinitely good, and it is not small to pass through the other world.
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