Chapter 902: Chicken Soup and Poisoned Milk
Gao Jun's words not only made them take the issue of fighting seriously, but also successfully aroused their classmates.
Of course, the true innocence of classmates is limited to nine years of compulsory education, and high school is considered pure, but when it comes to college, they compete with each other, studying, falling in love, and finding a job later.
After entering the society, there are very few classmates who can really help each other and be friends for a lifetime.
For example, in the class reunion that Gao Jun participated in before, some showed off their wealth, some showed off their beauty, some held back their strength to break their shoes, some deliberately came to advertise, and some deliberately came to pull relationships, which completely lost the innocence and simplicity of the year, and finally ended in a homicide case.
Therefore, as people say, old classmates are companions on the road of life, and old classmates are the fate of life. This kind of classmate affection needs to be carefully managed and cherished in school.
Waiting for everyone to discuss for a while, there was indeed a change in thinking, Gao Jun said with a smile: "I believe everyone understands the importance of classmates, as well as the preciousness of classmate friendship, and the harm of fighting, that's it, you are all adults, you should understand."
Now that my mission is complete, let's not see each other for a long time, let's chat. ”
The already emotional students suddenly cheered, they liked to chat with Mr. Gao the most, because Gao Jun is well-informed, humorous, and not limited to identity, full of personality, dare to say any topic, no taboos, and after listening to and laughing, you will also find the truth and life experience.
Gao Jun sat directly on the podium with a grin, fat legs, and from the perspective of the students below, he felt as if a monk who had attained the Tao wanted to preach the scriptures, but he didn't have any treasures*, but smiled, more like sitting on the kang and chatting about family life.
"Your freshman year is really the best time, without the heavy schoolwork of high school, and the pressure of job hunting. Gao Jun said with emotion: "There is also this winter vacation, there is our Spring Festival during the winter vacation, and the New Year is always full of happiness when I am a child, but as I grow up, the more I celebrate the New Year, the more I feel pressured, and the New Year is sad."
The saddest thing is that my parents are off, for example, when I go home this time, the seventh aunt asked me if I was in love, and the eighth aunt asked me what kind of one I wanted to find, and my parents directly pressed me to go on a blind date four times in a row, in short, I am not on a blind date this Spring Festival, or on the way to a blind date. ”
Speaking of this, the students immediately burst into laughter, this Chinese New Year is indeed full of too much pressure from relatives and friends, when you were a child, ask you about your academic performance, when you grow up, ask you about your work, ask when you get married, ask when you have children, ask where you buy a house, how much you borrow, where your children go to school in the future, how are your children's grades, when do children fall in love......
Passed down from generation to generation!
"Do you think this is the torment, the real torment is a blind date, classmates!" Gao Jun said as if he was in pain: "There are too many strange women now, and they are full of personality, in fact, ......
For example, the blind date girl No. 1 is really different, she doesn't want a car or a house, and she doesn't ask about work and salary, but directly poured me a bowl of chicken soup, saying that men really love you N performances, such as the first point is that it will not make women cry, this is not only not to make women sad, if you cut a green onion, wrap a garlic spicy eye and cry, it is also a man's fault, so housework can't be done.
He also said that if a man really loves a woman, he will give her the best in the world.
If a man really loves you, he will accompany her all the time......
All in all, with her, she is the sun and must revolve around her. ”
Speaking of which, the students below listened attentively and showed very different reactions, the girls felt that it made sense, and some even took out a pen and paper to take notes, while the boys dismissed it, thinking that such a request was too selfish.
Gao Jun looked at everyone's performance and said: "Let's talk about the blind date girl No. 2, this one is even more ruthless, come up and ask me a sharp question, asking me if I can prohibit the behavior of surnames before marriage." ”
Wow......
The students were in an uproar, this is a taboo topic for the teacher, I'm afraid only Gao Jun would dare to talk about it so openly.
However, in today's world, this topic is nothing, and it is estimated that 80% of the students sitting here have relevant experiences, and some are estimated to have more experience than Gao Jun, and Gao Jun has even heard some girls say, 'It's too embarrassing to be a first-time girl at the age of eighteen'.
Therefore, Mr. Gao talked very calmly: "I can't answer this question, because I always think that popping follows feelings, feelings, and atmosphere to a certain extent, under your willingness, it will naturally happen, so it is not right to say that it is completely forbidden, or only think about this kind of thing every day."
In short, after experiencing these blind dates, I found that these women are all chicken soup girls, and their remarks and handling styles have been strongly influenced by some chicken soup articles circulating on the Internet.
So I went back to check the Internet, and the related articles were simply overwhelming, varied, like a hundred schools of thought contending, and the cultural ideas were shining.
For example, the principle that the blind date girl No. 1 adheres to is, 'Ten Manifestations of a Man Loving You', and the article that affects the No. 2 Woman is called 'A man loves you, or your body', the article says that a man who really loves you is reluctant to touch you and will leave the best in the most important days.
Actually, that's right, but then I saw a piece of chicken soup text, if a man really loves you, he will be like a teddy dog, he thinks you are full of charm, as long as he sees you, he will be full of desire, and he can't wait to get you.
This fucking contradicts itself, one says, if you love you, I won't touch you. One says, love you and want to get you.
Men are fucking unlucky, do they touch it or not? Women are also entangled, whether to let men touch it or not, which is love?"
"Hahahaha......"
This time, both boys and girls in the classroom burst out laughing.
Gao Jun also smiled and said: "The girls laugh, it means that they disdain this kind of chicken soup, what are the boys laughing at, do you think that boys will not be bewitched and influenced by chicken soup remarks?"
When I came home for the Chinese New Year, I saw my cousin, whom I hadn't seen for many years, who had been studying and working in other places and had not been in touch for many years, and his parents rarely mentioned him.
Only when we met this time did I know that because I read the chicken soup text, 'I had a trip to go', so I resolutely skipped school and rode into the plateau, but I not only almost confessed my life, but also was expelled from school.
Later, I found a job, and I saw Ji Tangwen saying 'There must be a desperate love in life', but of course he confessed to the boss's wife, and he was almost beaten to death by the boss.
When I saw him, his chin was wrapped in gauze, he had lost four or five teeth, and his head was swollen like a steamed bun, and he looked miserable.
I thought I was beaten by the boss, and as a cousin, I naturally wanted to help him avenge him, but who would have thought that he would fall by himself.
It's unbelievable that a person in his twenties actually fell into a pig.
Then he told me that he had fallen into a manhole without a manhole cover, and I was surprised and asked, "Don't you even look at the way when you fucking walk?"
Guess what he said to me?"
The dozens of students below all looked at him with wide eyes, all full of curiosity.
I only heard Gao Jun say: "He told me that the chicken soup for the soul said, don't bow your head, the crown will fall." ”
"Hahahaha......" The classroom burst into flames in an instant, the roof was almost overturned by laughter, the other classes were holding serious class meetings, and several other counselors were teaching hard, and they were all surprised to hear them laughing here.
This is the uniqueness of Mr. Gao, who always hides the questions in humor, guides and advises students in the most simple and practical way, is easy to understand, and learns from experience in laughter.
Gao Jun waved his hand and said: "Don't laugh, what I said is true, and the people and things affected by Chicken Soup are far more than that, Chicken Soup always says that after Bill Gates dropped out of school, he achieved an earth-shattering career and ascended to the throne of the richest man...... How many people really dropped out of school to build their dreams and work hard for their careers because they heard this sentence, but there were very few successful people.
I think it's okay to drop out of school and start a business if you want to learn from Bill Gates, but you must first have the ability to be admitted to Harvard University, just like Bill Gates.
Girls should pay more attention to the fact that there are too many chicken soup articles on the Internet, always listing a lot of rules and regulations, so that girls can pay attention to the top ten things that boyfriends must do for you, the top ten can't do, and the top ten this and that...... If you really follow these criteria to find a boyfriend, you will find that even Prince William will think that his hairline is too high for you.
Therefore, my dear students, you must learn to think independently and understand right from wrong.
For example, we often hear that the statue of the Buddha is also stone, why are you worshiped by incense, but I am trampled on, the Buddha said, because when you were made, you only suffered one or two knives, and I went through thousands of hammers and chisels to be formed, because of the difference, the natural fruit is different.
This chicken soup seems to be reasonable, but I want to say, what about the cutting board? Every day, people chop and chop with a kitchen knife, and it is not an exaggeration to chop and chop with a thousand knives.
Of course, I'm not saying that all chicken soup texts are deceitful, on the contrary, many chicken soup texts contain life philosophies and even truths.
But you must first know that most of these people who write chicken soup articles are successful people, and chicken soup articles are their analysis and summary of their own successful experiences.
Therefore, if you want to understand the chicken soup text, you must first follow their path, first cut wood, carry water, burn the fire, incubate eggs, raise chickens, kill chickens, and finally make soup, which is the intention of some chicken soup writers.
Today, I'm going to make you a bowl of chicken soup. ”
After speaking, Gao Jun jumped off the lectern, picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard: "Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle, you know, it's easy to mix, it's too difficult to mix!!"
A line of white handwriting illuminated the entire classroom like a bright lamp, and the students were enlightened like monks seeing a book from heaven, and a moment later, the classroom burst into applause.