010: The roommate is back
"All day long, it's all self-righteous stinky beeps!"
Jiang Hua scolded Ye Ming angrily, and picked up his mobile phone to open WeChat. He wanted to turn down Xiao Dongzi's invitation, after all, Han Yiliu's life safety was more important.
Jiang Hua's WeChat name is "Pacino", which is the name of Al Pacino, the actor of "The Godfather". This is the only idol that Jiang Hua worships, and nothing else, just because Pacino looks masculine.
Jiang Hua: There is an urgent matter tomorrow morning, I can't go, let's make an appointment another day!
After a while, Xiao Dongzi came back: I can help you with anything!
Jiang Hua frowned, and said in his heart that this person is quite angry, and he said that he could help without asking anything? Can you help with the matter of human life?
Jiang Hua: I can't help! I won't go tomorrow!
Xiao Dongzi: How long do you need to be busy? I'll wait for you until 6 p.m., and if it really doesn't work, I can wait for you at 8 p.m.!
Jiang Hua: Why, am I so important? I'm not a big person, there's no need!
Xiao Dongzi: Very important! I have already asked an expert to identify the photos of Wang Xizhi's genuine works that you sent me, and they are indeed genuine! I am almost seeing the real thing now, and I will pay you immediately! I have already written a check for 600 million yuan!
After sending this message, Xiao Dongzi immediately sent a photo over. Jiang Hua zoomed in and looked at it, it was indeed a check for 600 million, just waiting for Jiang Hua to pick it up.
Jiang Hua said that it was impossible not to be moved, this is 600 million! For a moment, such a thought flashed in his mind: Otherwise, don't care about Han Yiliu, right?
It's human nature for him to think so. But after thinking about it for a while, Jiang Hua replied: "That's it, if it goes well, I'll rush over as soon as possible! Everything will wait until tomorrow, you send me the address!"
Xiao Dongzi then sent an address to Jiang Hua and said nothing.
After explaining the situation to Xiao Dongzi, Jiang Hua opened the [Debt App] and found Taishang Laojun. This time, Jiang Hua did not choose to ask for debts face-to-face, but directly chose video to ask for debts.
He suddenly felt that it was a waste to ask for debts face-to-face with a man, and a good thing like face-to-face debt should be left to a beauty like Yang Guifei to be cost-effective.
As soon as the video was connected, Jiang Hua saw a white-haired old man with fairy wind bones, wearing a white Taoist robe and holding a white whisk in his hand, sitting next to the huge alchemy furnace.
Jiang Hua directly got straight to the point and said: "Taishang Laojun, let's stop talking nonsense! Have you resurrected the pill, hurry up and get me some, otherwise you will return the alchemy furnace to me!"
"Oops!" Lao Jun was too anxious, "The alchemy furnace is not good! Didn't we say it before, this alchemy furnace has been lent to me for use!"
"Do you have bad ears? If you don't return the alchemy furnace, give me some resurrection pills! It's the kind that can revive the dead, do you have it? If you don't, give me a way, or return the alchemy furnace to me!"
Jiang Hua was a little annoyed, feeling that this old man was pretending to be stupid. He added: "Old man, let me tell you, Sun Dasheng still owes me something! Be careful that I let him trouble you!"
This sentence really worked, as soon as Jiang Hua said it, Taishang Laojun waved the dust, and three pills the size of a coin emitting purple light appeared in the palm of his hand. He said with a smile: "These three are the resurrection pills! They can revive mortals who have died for no more than five hours." The premise is that the person's organs are not lacking! If the person's internal organs have become scum, even if he has broken arms and legs, it can be effective! And it can cure all diseases! Like cancer, AIDS, and so on, it is not a problem!"
"You're saying that this thing can also treat missing arms and legs? Amputee patients, with this thing, can also grow legs? It can also treat cancer and AIDS?"
Jiang Hua's mouth opened wide in surprise. Limb regeneration, as well as cancer and AIDS, are among the biggest problems in medicine today. If this thing is really so powerful, he is really going to surpass Bill Gates! One sells for a billion and some people buy it!
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard with a teachable look, and said with a smile: "Not bad! Creditor, you are really teachable!"
"Fuck off, you're still pretending to be old with me for not paying your debts, right?" Jiang Hua scolded angrily, "I'll tell you, three is too little!
"How much do you want?"
"The more the merrier!"
Taishang Laojun thought for a while, then took out a purple-gold gourd from behind him, and said very entangled and reluctantly: "There are seventy-seven and forty-nine resurrection pills in this!
Jiang Hua thought for a while and said with a smile: "Okay, you hurry up and give it to me!"
After a while, Jiang Hua felt that the screen of his mobile phone lit up, and after a slight white light flashed, the purple-gold gourd appeared in front of him, about the same size as an adult's forearm. Jiang Hua hurriedly took it, pulled open the lid on the gourd, poured out a resurrection pill and looked at it, and when he was about to speak, he found that Taishang Laojun had cut off the video.
"Hey, this old man!" Jiang Hua smiled helplessly, then put away the gourd and put it in the drawer.
There are still several hours before he gets home from work, but Jiang Hua is on pins and needles. He always felt that this gourd was not safe to put here, and he wanted to go home and hide it.
Jiang Hua sat on the chair and looked at the clock on the wall while shaking his legs, and he really wanted to dial the pointer directly to the end of work. He wanted to find someone to come over to replace him, but the night shift was sleeping, and the rest were in the school to help maintain order, so he couldn't find anyone to replace him.
So Jiang Hua was counting the time all day, and he didn't leave his chair an inch, for fear that the resurrection pill of this gourd would be inadvertently taken away by someone.
Finally, when it was time to get off work, Jiang Hua rushed home like a prisoner who had just been released from the prison and couldn't wait to throw himself into the arms of freedom.
As soon as he entered the house, Jiang Hua rushed into his room and stuffed the purple gold gourd into a huge suitcase under the bed. After a while, Jiang Hua felt that it was not good again, so he took out the gourd again, put it in a broken bag, and wrapped it in a few old clothes before putting it in the suitcase.
looks like a person who "cherishes treasures", but he doesn't have such a treasure in Wang Xizhi's real works worth 600 million, just casually sandwiched in a book. The reason why he is so precious is that he is afraid that if he loses it, if something happens to Han Yiliu tomorrow, he will stop cooking!
At that moment, there was a knock on his door. Jiang Hua sighed in his heart, and said in his heart, Could it be that Lu Qingyi is back?
In fact, Jiang Hua and Lu Qingyi are already very familiar, after all, the two have been sharing a house together for almost two years. But every time Jiang Hua sees Lu Qingyi, he thinks of a song - "You at the Same Table"!
Lu Qingyi is 26 years old, one year older than Jiang Hua. Her appearance cannot be said to be very beautiful, but it can also be said to be upper-middle. However, Lu Qingyi exudes a pure aura from top to bottom. Lu Qingyi is an office lady who works as a money lender for a bank. During working hours, I always wear formal clothes, but when I rest, I always wear a pair of white jeans, a pair of simple canvas shoes, a white short-sleeved shirt, and a high ponytail.
"Are you back?" Jiang Hua smiled politely, "When did you come back?"
Lu Qingyi took out a red plastic bag from behind his back and handed it to Jiang Hua: "I'll be back in the morning, and I'll take Qing'an to the school to report." I just told you that you didn't agree, so I came and knocked on the door to take a look! By the way, this is my special pork jerky over there, you can try it!"
"Thank you!" Jiang Hua scratched his head embarrassedly, "I may have been busy making things just now, I didn't hear it!"
At this time, Jiang Hua found that the living room that was originally messy by him was suddenly extremely tidy, and found that Lu Qingyi's hands were a little dirty, Jiang Hua felt even more ashamed, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I've made my house a little dirty, I'm really bothering you! I'm really embarrassed!"
"It's okay, it's just a little thing!"
"Brother Jiang Hua is good!" At this moment, Lu Qingyi's younger brother Lu Qing'an walked over from the room and said hello to Jiang Hua.
Lu Qingan is only 10 years old this year and is Lu Qingyi's younger brother. Looks very well-behaved, and is also very obedient and honest. When Jiang Hua saw this child for the first time, he felt that he didn't have the smell of a boy, and even some of the smell of a girl.
But when Jiang Hua learned about Lu Qingyi's family background, he felt that Lu Qing'an's girlish aura was not surprising! Not long after Lu Qing'an was born, the parents of the two siblings died one after another. Lu Qing'an was brought up by Lu Qingyi, and it is inevitable that she will be contaminated with the breath of some girls.
It is said that Lu Qingan is pitiful, and he has had no father or mother since he was a child. But Lu Qingyi is even more pitiful, being a father and a mother, and a sister. And Lu Qingyi was still in school at that time, and it was really not easy to bring Lu Qingan to such a big country alone.
"Qing'an has grown taller again!Hehe, have you talked about a girlfriend?" Jiang Hua asked jokingly, but as soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Hua found that Lu Qing'an had a large piece of skin broken on his arm and rubbed a red potion, "What's the matter?"
Every time he saw Lu Qingan, he would ask him if he had a girlfriend, but every time Lu Qingan would blush and avoid saying no. But this time Lu Qing'an didn't say anything, but immediately hid his broken arm behind his back, peeked at Lu Qingyi again, and ran into the room.
"Hehe, this kid!" Lu Qingyi smiled awkwardly, as if he was hiding something, "I'll go in and see him, this kid's homework hasn't been finished yet, and school will start tomorrow!"
"Okay, if there's anything you can't do, just come and ask me!" Jiang Hua smiled panderingly, then retreated to the room and closed the door.
But Jiang Hua felt that there must be something in this, and was determined to investigate. It's not easy for these two sisters and brothers, so if you can help, you can help.