"How do you say they know that Qing Fangzhai is the most authentic roast duck? ”

"This meal should be fed to the dogs, huh, no, the four of us still have to eat, bah blah!"

Before transferring to Metro Line 3, Xiaopang's second uncle suddenly asked Xiaopang, Line 3 is not far from Qingfangzhai. At first, Chubby didn't react, but when the fat cat poked Chubby, Chubby reacted, so he took his second uncle's family to transfer to Metro Line 5.

Seeing that Xiaopang's face was not good-looking, the second uncle's family laughed in their hearts. Qingfangzhai's meal is not cheap, just a duck that has been free-range for two years and is fed with small fish and shrimp every day in addition to green seedlings, it costs more than 700 yuan. Chubby's cousin goes to college in Los Angeles and lives in the largest Chinese community in Chinatown, the United States. Here he not only knows the most authentic roast duck in Yanjing, but also the most authentic side stove in Guangdong and the most authentic handmade beef balls in Chaoshan. Qingfangzhai has a long history, which can be traced back to the ninth year of Emperor Xianfeng in the Qing Dynasty, which is earlier than the third year of Quanjude Tongzhi. It was only later that the boss strictly adhered to the ancestral teachings, and there were no ducks to sell during the natural weight gain period for three months a year, so he was gradually forgotten by the diners. But the gourmets in Yanjing can remember the roast duck of Qingfangzhai, thin but not fat, but not greasy, natural weight gain and not captivity, coupled with the unique mountain spring water farm located in Huaizhou and all kinds of pure natural food, I have eaten it once and it is absolutely unforgettable.

The little fat second cannon and the fat cat were led by the masters to eat all the authentic delicacies of Yanjing City. With the picky taste buds of Xiaopang, they are full of praise for Qingfangzhai, but you can imagine how good the taste of Qingfangzhai is.

It's just that this Qingfangzhai has no branches, and it will definitely close at nine o'clock in the evening. And no matter whether it is a dignitary or an ordinary person, all of them eat together in the hall, and there is not even a private room in the entire Shufangzhai.

A few people got out of the subway station, and Chubby made a disgusting proposal - to take the bus. As a result, it was first denied by Ye Tian.

"You're going to disgust them, but don't bother us. Ye Tian stood on the side of the road with a brisk bag and beckoned to hail a taxi, so Chubby disgusted his second uncle's plan was ruined.

"Can there be a place at this time?"

"It's better not to have a place, I don't want to spend money on them. Chubby snorted.

"Haven't we eaten for a long time? Ye Tian, this fool doesn't seem to have eaten Qing Fangzhai's roast duck, you should invite this fool today." ”

Hearing the fat cat's words, Ye Tian pursed his lips and scolded: "Lao Tzu is working hard on the waist of his head outside, and a few of you dogs eat and drink spicy food at home, don't talk about eating this Qingfangzhai, Lao Tzu has never heard of it." Even if I kill myself today, I'll have to eat two. ”

"Damn, there's really no place. Chubby made a phone call to order food, and the bar told Chubby that it was full of customers. But this is not difficult for Xiaopang, in the days when Xuanhuang was eating and drinking, the boss of any good place had a phone call.

"Little fat brother, haha, you haven't called me in a while. "Xiaopang called the boss of Qing Fangzhai directly, this boss abides by the ancestral teachings, but it doesn't mean that he is not tactful. Being quite old and mellow, Xuanhuang two old ginseng in the Qing Dynasty in this restaurant to eat, a generation of ancestral teachings about Xuanhuang records. This kind of old fairy comes to eat, even if he brings a dog, it is a divine dog, not to mention a few fat people. The boss is shrewd, the old fairy can't catch up, these fat people have to be buddies.

"Third brother, my buddies and I have a few relatives to eat, and there is no place. ”

"Hey, trifle, you wait for me, I'll call the manager right now. I'm picking up the car in Tianjin, or I'll go there in person. ”

"No, there is such a thing, when we go to dinner, you just tell the manager normally according to the ordinary guests, I don't want my relatives to know that we have a good relationship." ”

"Haha, I understand, my brother is low-key, I'll call now, and you can just go over. ”

"I can't open it up for a while. Ye Tian touched his flat lower abdomen with some regret, in all these years in Africa, it seems that he has no feeling for food. However, since I have returned to China, I always feel that I should take every opportunity to enjoy delicious food.

"Isn't there a big meal for my eldest brother in the evening? The little fat grinned and hugged Ye Tian, turned his head and asked the fat cat: "How should I say an idiom to describe a dinner party with delicious food and beautiful women?"

"The night is hazy, and the scenery is delicious. ”

"Aren't these two idioms?"

"There are several beautiful women on a table of delicious food, can an idiom describe it?" The fat cat put on the face of a scholar, and the other three scumbags nodded one after another.

The door face of Qingfangzhai is very small, the Qing Dynasty was an all-wooden courtyard, and later the Republic of China warlord war was burned during a fire, and the wooden structure was burned to a seven, seven, eight, eight. In order to prevent another fire during the reconstruction, the main structure is made of large strip-shaped bluestone from Huizhou. These stones have gone through more than half a century of wind and rain, and they are full of bullet holes and craters, full of the vicissitudes of time, like the years passing silently through the youth of generation after generation.

But for the second aunt who has never seen much of the world, this face is like Xiaopang finding a broken place to deliberately humiliate her.

"Little fatty, this place is what you said about Qing Fangzhai? This face, this outer wall, are you sure you didn't take us down the wrong path?"

"Second aunt, these stones are all seventy or eighty years old. These are all historical relics of the Republic of China. Xiaopang pointed to a whole piece of ebony on his face: "That brand is all written by Emperor Xianfeng, and what you eat in this place is a history." ”

"It's the same as it really is. The second aunt muttered and followed into the courtyard. The bluestone slab yard is full of flowers and plants, and after the rain in the early morning, every flower in the pot is green and pleasing to the eye, exuding a variety of aromatic scents. The emerald green leaves of these tall and short plants are still stained with unevaporated dew, which reflects a fantastic rainbow of light in the light of the sun. From time to time, there are unknown insects chirping occasionally, which makes people can't help but feel that lingering in their hearts.

Crossing the outer courtyard, the second entrance inside is eye-catching. A crescent-shaped pool of water comes into view, and in the pond are more than a dozen large koi fish, swimming back and forth with the rippling waves. The pool is located at a high level, and the water flows through the artesian flow into the canal below. The water plants in the canal are lush and covered with moss, the gurgling water is soft and soft, and all kinds of unknown small fish in the canal are free to swim upstream.

The water of the canal eventually flows to a small pond, on which the lotus flower is a small lotus building with sharp corners, and the pale pink buds are like the gentle lips of a girl, delicate and elegant, without a trace of human fireworks. On the wide lotus leaves, two frogs lie on them and take a motionless nap, not paying any attention to the diners walking back and forth in the courtyard and the men and women taking out their mobile phones to take pictures.

"Come here to eat with the charm of history and the elegance of the environment. "After all, my cousin has seen the world abroad, and he is very satisfied with the environment here. Sitting on the waiting seat next to him at will, I was surprised to find that this ordinary waiting seat was actually made of old golden silk nanmu materials.

"I really can't see that the owner of this shop has such a big deal. The chubby cousin touched Jin Sinan's unique luster lines and beckoned his parents to come and sit.

"Don't sit down!" Seeing Ye Tian curiously looking at the beautiful pattern on the chair, Xiaopang hurriedly whispered a warning.

"Why?"

"I can't say it, let the dead fat cat tell you. ”

The fat cat immediately changed his face in seconds: "Golden silk nanmu was the wood used by the royal family in ancient times, and now the market is not demolishing old materials or coffin boards." The fat cat said to the chair where the second uncle's family of three was sitting: "This chair is a waiting chair reserved by the boss for the officials who come to eat, the coffin, and the homonym official." The small coffin board they are sitting on now has a lot of origins, and this is the coffin board of Li Hongzhang, a scholar of the Wenhua Palace and the governor of the north and south of the country! This golden silk nan, which was the best and largest in the entire Emei Mountains of Sichuan Province back then, was directly transported down from the entire tree! As far as officials are concerned, as long as they do not have the ambition to be the number one leader, Li Hongzhang can be regarded as a supreme minister, so all officials want to come and sit down. The slightly shorter Jin Si Nan low stool next to it also has a source, which is the coffin board of the eighth year of Guangxu Jinshi and the first place Chen Mian. But anyone who wants to gain fame is willing to sit on it. ”

"It's not so mysterious, is it? The coffin board is all gloomy, how can anyone still want to sit on that thing?"

The three fat men looked at Ye Tian like fools. "What's bad about this, many people are rushing to sit down, but there are idiots like us who don't want to look at the prompt board next to us, and it's no good to sit on it. ”

The manager of the hotel had already seen the three fat men, and she knew that these three fat men who were not good-looking were one of the boss's most distinguished guests, so she naturally did not dare to slack off. If I usually greeted him and arranged it in person, but this time Xiaopang asked to be treated as an ordinary guest, so the manager had to wait for a few people to come in.

"Chubby, you go and take a position. The second aunt sat down for a long time, and saw that Xiaopang didn't even go to the number, and suddenly said unhappily: "Look at the many people in front of us waiting in line for the table, you are still standing there chatting, and you are starving to death when you eat." ”

Xiaopang scolded his aunt 10,000 times in his heart, walked into Qingfangzhai and saw the manager smiling and hurriedly waved his hand: "Sister, just don't know us, you can think of a way, how can it look like there is an empty table for us to catch up with so coincidentally." Xiaopang pointed to the four or five waiting guests outside, and hugged his fist at the manager: "I'm sorry for your trouble." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. The manager smiled and nodded: "The people who come here are all repeat customers, I know ten of the ten guests, I can understand it, I will give them a five-fold discount in a while, and the boss has given me this right today." Let's just say that no matter what method is used, I have to let my little fat brother have a table to eat when he comes. ”

Xiaopang walked out to the second uncle's side and whispered to the second uncle: "Second uncle, let's not make a noise, I stuffed a hundred yuan for the manager, and she asked us to join the queue and eat first." Let's just go in now, and keep quiet. ”

"The table inside. Seeing the three familiar fat faces of the little fat second cannon and the fat cat, the female manager pointed to a very quiet table in the corner with an expressionless face: "That table, you can order food and find a waiter, it takes thirty to forty minutes for the duck to come out of the kiln, you can order other dishes first." ”

A few people sat at the round table with large bags and small bags of luggage, and in fact, as soon as they finished ordering, the duck came up. Seeing that Xiaopang generously ordered four roast ducks, the second uncle's family was a little surprised.

"Slapped with a swollen face and become fat, isn't it a matter of relying on the village to walk shit and get lucky?" the second aunt muttered dissatisfiedly, she was purely jealous. A fishing village where the most broken and poorest connecting cars in the province only drive once every few days actually flew up the branches and turned into a phoenix, becoming the richest village in the province. Looking at the entire villages and towns in the southeastern countryside, except for those Fujian tyrants in Fujian Province who like to go back to the countryside to buy land and build houses, Caomo Village is the richest. Back then, I lived in a three-bedroom and one-hall county seat, and I envied many people, but Caomo Village actually changed, and every family lived in a villa. Every month, there is also a useful dividend allocation, which is really more popular than people.

Ye Tian's fat cat and the second cannon treated the little fat second uncle's family as air, and when the food came up, they directly threw off their cheeks and feasted. Four roast ducks, Ye Tian can almost eat by himself.

"It's pretty to look at, it's golden, it's greasy, it's as delicious as you say? Ye Tian muttered as he picked up a slice of pancake with shredded green onion and sweet noodle sauce, and stuffed four or five slices of roast duck into his mouth without any image.

"How's it going?

Ye Tian chewed two mouthfuls and suddenly widened his eyes: "Damn, it's so delicious! waiter!"

As soon as the waiter who had been specially instructed by the manager heard that the table was called a waiter, he threw down the adjacent table and ran over.

"Come again for me ... Ye Tian looked at the three fat men with strange expressions, but he hadn't reacted yet. He himself has no concept of money, and when he set off a bloody storm in the county seat of Taoyuan County and went to Songshan, which is thousands of miles away, and knocked on the bamboo poles of several groups of people, he became a millionaire at the age of twelve or thirteen. After killing the drug trafficking gang led by Sister Hong, coupled with the drug money that was hacked by Ye Tian, Ye Tian's assets soared to six or seven million. Ye Tian has not counted and does not like to count the shares of the businessman Wang Changwu over the years, just in Africa and the various funds invested by the state, Ye Tian's assets have long become a huge number.

"I have three of my own, and they can get five by themselves, plus two. Bring me twenty-four more. ”

"Damn! can you eat so much?" The second cannon rubbed his face, squeezed his eyes at Ye Tian, and signaled that Ye Tian was chubby but pretending to be poor, so he would be a gang when he ordered food.

"Damn, I don't know how much you eat? Damn, isn't the amount of food not as big as yours now, as for humiliating Lao Tzu like this? Don't think I can't eat five roast ducks, if I'm not afraid of death, I can eat it!"

The fat cat and the little fat covered their faces, and the calf was finished! Ye Tian, this Tie Hanhan, forgot his original intention when he saw the food, and his eyes lit up, this is to have a good time eating!

"Sir, three plus fifteen and two make a total of twenty, not twenty-four. The waiter did not show any special surprise, the waiters in these fat shops were very impressed, and this impression did not come from the fact that every time the boss came to serve the food as long as he was at home, but that it was the first time for them to eat roast duck, and each of the three fat men ate seven! The previous record for them to eat roast duck was six, which was created by a 260-pound Swedish fat man named Eklange. The most awesome thing about the three fat men is that not only did they each eat seven roast ducks, but they also drank at least two catties of liquor and ate a lot of other dishes.

The three fat men can be said to have become famous in a fight and have become super foodies that no one can reach in Qingfangzhai.

Except for the fat cat, Ye Tian and the three of them are not much better than illiterate. Ye Tian nodded: "Then take twenty, it's best to hurry, thank you." ”

After Ye Tian finished ordering, he found that everyone was looking at him dumbfounded, especially the three fat people, whose facial features seemed to be crowded together.

"You are... What's wrong?"

Seeing that Ye Tian still hadn't reacted yet, Xiaopang couldn't wait to rush up and beat Ye Tian.

"You can please this meal, it is too expensive for me to afford. Chubby gritted his teeth, his eyes full of anger. This bastard Ye Tian, there is not enough success and more than failure, and he forgets everything when he sees delicious food. When I was a child, I often said that I would sell my chastity for five ice creams and a ham sausage and betray my brother, but now it seems that this is a typical forgetfulness of profit. It's really a thief shouting to catch a thief, and the biggest thief is Ye Tian!

"Oh. Until now, Ye Tiancai has reacted. The three fat men are not worried that Ye Tian will be a goof if he lies, for a few of them, lying is the same instinct as peeing, the difference is that lying can come by opening his mouth, and peeing is by taking off his pants to pee.

"Hey, isn't this my first-class scholarship down, this time when I am not in China, thanks to the care of my brothers, I invite you to this meal. ”

"This duck is estimated to be more than three catties, this one is more than seven hundred yuan, and twenty is more than fourteen thousand?" Eat more than 10,000 yuan in one meal and be full of pride without the unhappy expression on Xiaopang's face, it seems that Ye Tian is richer than he imagined!

"Pretending to spend money hurts!" the fat cat pinched his fat face and whispered to Ye Tian while everyone's attention was focused on the dishes.

"Oh, yes. Ye Tian nodded, brewed his emotions for a while, and suddenly sighed: "Alas, I can be regarded as spending all the money I saved to marry my wife for this meal, and for the rest of my life, I will have to eat for a living, thanks to your brothers, if you want food to arrive at your door one day, remember to give me a glass of juice drink when I give me steamed buns." ”

"Big brother, it's been played!" said the second cannon lying on the table and grinning.

But fortunately, at this time, my cousin suddenly asked Ye Tian: "You are also studying abroad, in which country?"

The three fat men gloated and squinted their eyes to see how Ye Tian answered, you must know that the little fat and the fat cat have skills in lying, even if they blow to the sky, Liu Danqing and Tang Jieyi can hold the bottom. But this Ye Tian's mouth is that there are scholarships for studying abroad, and no one is bragging about it.

"Uh... I'm in Africa, at the University of Cape Town, South Africa. Ye Tian said, and suddenly frowned and covered his stomach: "Oops, something was wrong with eating last night, and sure enough, I still had a stomach upset, I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

"Damn, I guessed right, it's still. The three fat men pursed their lips and expressed great contempt for Ye Tian.