Chapter 318: Awkward Morning

Today is Halloween, and there are finally no damn artificial rain planes hovering overhead, which makes Jinyang's mood a lot better, at least don't worry about running into puddles when walking, and don't worry about those planes falling and hitting your head.

Well, in fact, the chances of the plane falling and hitting the head are really not big, if there is, hehe, congratulations, you can go buy lottery tickets.

Jin Yang just complained casually, and by the way, he let out the sullenness in his heart.

It all started last night.

Jin Yang and Yan'er, who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time and experienced the taste, had a good fight last night, the first three hundred rounds, the last eight hundred rounds, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the heavy artillery roared, until the sky was white, and the two fell asleep.

But they all forgot that today was Halloween, a day that Xiao Duoduo had been looking forward to for a long time, how could they have the opportunity to let them sleep lazy?

The most important thing is that Jin Yang clearly promised Xiao Duoduo before, and he would accompany her well today, but he forgot all about it and left it far behind, can this be okay?

Well, well, in fact, you can't blame him, what man can hold on to this kind of thing?

So, before the two of them slept for long, the door of the room "creaked" open, and a little pink head popped out, and the thief looked into the room.

"Oh, no, the bad uncle is still sleeping, he won't forget what he promised a lot, right?" The villain walked in with a bare little buttocks, and looked at the bed, as if he was observing something.

The little guy leaned against the bed with a thief's head and a thief, and at the same time carefully observed, as if he was afraid of disturbing his uncle who was dreaming beautifully.

"Hey, my aunt is also there, hehe, that's just right......" The villain laughed out loud as if he remembered something, and then covered his little mouth again, for fear of waking up the two people who were dreaming on the bed like this, if that was the case, it wouldn't be fun.

Jin Yang was sleeping soundly, and the corners of his mouth were even filled with a happy smile, when suddenly, his face changed suddenly, and his dream turned into a nightmare.

He was walking on the beach of Half Moon Lake, enjoying the rare daylight in late autumn, when suddenly a devil appeared, it hit him, and then pressed straight down on him, like a thousand pounds of boulders, until he couldn't breathe.

If that's the only way, forget it, this devil is still very ugly, with a strange long hair, just on his face, itching to death.

"Ah sneeze ......" Jin Yang couldn't help it, and sneezed several times in a row, desperately opening his eyes to see what the hell it was.

When she opened her eyes, she found a little Duoduo lying on top of her, and the little girl was only wearing a small belly pocket, and even her little buttocks were exposed, but she didn't care at all, and she was holding a few hairs and poking them into her nostrils......

No wonder I feel so stuffy in my chest, the little girl is dozens of pounds, can she not be stuffy?

As for that hair, rub, where did the little girl get such long hair? Jin Yang looked suspiciously at the cigarette sleeping next to her, this little girl couldn't have been taken off her hair, right?

"Oh, uncle is awake, run away......" The villain is having fun, I didn't expect my uncle to wake up so soon, the villain is frightened, but he can't be caught by his uncle, otherwise the little ass will suffer.

The villain quickly retracted his little hand, quietly threw away a few long hairs from the head of the bed, and then struggled to get up, intending to slip out of bed.

"The great Lord Duoduo will not be caught, and I will work hard to fight against the evil Great Demon King. "The villain will not forget to shout slogans to cheer himself up.

"Hehe......" Jin Yang was happy, this little guy even shouted slogans, "Duoduo, you have watched too many cartoons, haven't you?"

"No, it's a lot of power. ”

Jin Yang reacted quickly, copied it with his backhand, and grabbed the little girl who wanted to run away at once, and then gently took her into his arms.

"Can't run away yet?When did you start to learn badly and dare to tease your uncle?" Jin Yang gently slapped the little girl's ass twice with his hand, intending to show his majesty as an uncle.

It's a pity, the little girl didn't do this a long time ago, "giggled" laughed, and writhed restlessly, "Duoduo is very obedient, Duoduo just wants to come and tell Uncle to get up, and I have to accompany Duoduo to kindergarten later, uncle, you won't forget it, right?" The little girl looked at him with suspicion, and for the first time found that her uncle seemed to be unreliable.

"Uh...... "This time it was Jinyang's turn to be embarrassed, he really forgot everything, last night's battle not only exhausted his physical strength, but also exhausted his brainpower, he felt that the whole person was drowsy now, especially the pair of waists, the thief was not strong, empty, empty......

"Uncle...... You won't lie to you, will you?" tears flashed in the villain's eyes, and he looked like he would cry to you if you didn't agree.

"How could it be, haha, how could my uncle deceive Duoduo? Wait for me, I'll get up!" Jin Yang smiled awkwardly.

"What kind of deception is not deceiving?Jinyang, who are you deceiving?" Yan'er was woken up by the nephew and uncle, asked in a daze, and then rubbed his eyes, ready to see what the specific situation was.

"No, it's nothing, can you continue to sleep?" Jin Yang, who knew Yan'er's shy nature, hurriedly covered up.

It's a pity that it's too late, Yan'er saw Xiao Duoduo's existence, "Ah ......" let out a scream, and then pulled up the quilt, wrapped himself tightly, and acted as an ostrich.

Duoduo was stunned by that scream for a long time, and asked puzzledly: "Auntie, what's wrong with her? Is she afraid of the cold? Then why don't you wear clothes? You see Duoduo doesn't have any clothes, but Duoduo is not afraid of the cold." ”

Hearing Duoduo say this, Yan'er felt even more shameless, everything was seen by Duoduo, a little girl, so what did she do?

It's going to make bad kids drops.

After thinking about it for a long time, Jin Yang had no choice but to take out the majesty of being an uncle, and said with a tiger face: "Why do children have so many cares? Hurry up and go back to brush your teeth and wash your face, and then get dressed and wait for me, and I'll take you to school later." ”

"Oh, well, be obedient. The little girl nodded with satisfaction, twisted her little ass and turned around step by step to go out.

When it was completely confirmed that Duoduo went back, Yan'er came out, with a look of shame, and said: "Jinyang, you are not allowed to sleep in my bed at night in the future, and you will lose the dead." ”

Now it was Jin Yang's turn to be dumbfounded, "This, what's this? How big is she? She's a little girl." ”

"That's not good, this is a bad child, and she will tell Yuanyuan, children always have a time to say something, and then they should laugh at me again. Yan'er said firmly.

Then no matter how Jin Yang argued, he couldn't make Yan'er change his mind and make him depressed, who is to blame for this trouble?

Strange Duoduo definitely can't do it, how old is she? Strange Yan'er doesn't seem to be able to do it either.

After thinking about it, Jin Yang felt that he could only wait for the turmoil to pass, and then take the opportunity to act, so he was not afraid of not finding the opportunity, hehe.

Now the priority is to get up and accompany Duoduo to school, and the rest will be talked about later.