Chapter 137o

When he got out of the kitchen, he saw Liu Bing running down from the stairs as if he was crazy Chinese. Net? ≤．

Ye Fan hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Bing had already rushed to Ye Fan, and in the next second, this girl jumped onto Ye Fan's body, holding Ye Fan's neck with both hands.

In a panic, he said, "Yes, there are cockroaches!"

Hearing this, Ye Fan grinned, slapped this girl's ass and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, brother will take you to destroy it!"

As soon as these words came out.

Liu Bing suddenly pushed Ye Fan away.

Then, a slap slapped Ye Fan's face.

Ye Fan lightly squeezed this girl's Qianqianyu hand in his hand, and said with an aggrieved face: "Miss Liu, you are crazy, why are you beating me?"

"You, you, you are shameless!" Liu Bing said with a red face.

"What's wrong with me?" Ye Fanyue said aggrievedly: "You said you were afraid of cockroaches, I went to drive it away for you, did you do this?"

"Shameless, don't think I didn't know you just touched my ass. Liu Bing said angrily.

As she spoke, the girl's little face became redder and redder.

"Damn, I'm not comforting you!" Ye Fan said even more innocently.

"If you dare to do such things in the future, be careful that I abolish you!" Liu Bing said coldly.

When Ye Fan heard this, he immediately looked up to the sky and shouted: "Heaven, earth, why don't you snow yet, Sister Dou E, I am more wronged than you!"

"Stinky rascal!"

Liu Bing cursed, turned his head and ran upstairs.

Ye Fan looked at her back and immediately grinned.

Maybe it's because of the arrival of this girl that Ye Fan's life is not so monotonous, and he suddenly feels that such a day is actually quite good.

After skillfully preparing the dishes, Ye Fan washed his hands and was about to feast.

But a scene that made him collapse appeared.

Liu Bing, a chick frightened by cockroaches, sat at the dining table and unceremoniously ate the dishes and soup that Ye Fan had just made.

Moreover, the food is very peaceful.

Ye Fan was completely speechless.

Standing in front of this girl and watching her feast, Liu Bing didn't even look at him.

Ye Fan couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Hey, Miss Liu, I made this for myself." ”

"Really, then you can do a new one!" Liu Bing said nonchalantly.

Ye Fan was completely speechless.

I really didn't see that Liu Bing was such an unsophisticated person!

Soon, Liu Bing finished eating all the dishes and soup.

Wiping his mouth, Liu Bing got up and said, "It's good, I'll cook it for me when I cook in the future!"

"Damn, I'm not your servant!" Ye Fan protested.

"I pay. Liu Bing said.

"How cheesy it is that money is not rich, so let's do it, you will pay 3,000 yuan a month for living expenses in the future!" Ye Fan asked with a smile.

This guy turns his face faster than he does in a book.

"Three thousand dollars? Why don't you grab it? Liu Bing said disdainfully.

"That's my condition, if you don't agree, you can, no one will force you. ”

"One thousand, I'll just eat one meal at noon, buy vegetables for fifteen, and your salary fifteen. ”

"Yo, Miss Liu, when I see that you are like this, you don't know that firewood and rice are expensive, what kind of vegetables can you buy now for fifteen yuan, aside from the vegetable money, are you playing beggars for fifteen yuan in labor costs?"

Liu Bing was really speechless by Ye Fan's words.

After a slight hesitation, Liu Bing said, "One thousand and five at most." ”

"Less than two thousand five, please be smart!"

"Worry, are you a man!" Liu Bing said angrily.

"Why don't you try?" Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Shameless. Liu Bing scolded angrily.

Ye Fan smiled: "I'm shameless, I'm proud." ”

The girl was completely defeated, snorted coldly and turned her head and walked upstairs.

Ye Fan looked at the back of this girl, with a little imperceptible cold front in his eyes.

I thought that Liu Bing's arrival would make the monotonous life a little interesting, but now it seems that I am thinking too much.

This girl's personality is really not as good-looking as her face.

Thinking about what she did today, Ye Fan felt that the egg hurt.

I really should have examined this girl's personality at the beginning, and then I was thinking about whether to rent it to her.

No, we have to find a way to get her out, it's a big deal that this house won't be rented to her.

Ye Fan muttered in his heart, his stomach began to protest, and he was depressed.

Liu Bing, who returned to the room, was not idle.

She quickly dialed a number.

Soon, the phone went through.

"Head, can I quit!" Liu Bing asked straight to the point.

I don't know how the other end of the phone responded to her.

Liu Bing, who listened to it, said unhappily: "This guy is a stinky rascal, I feel unbearable when I see him, if it goes on like this, I'm really afraid that when my identity will be exposed, after all, no one knows if this guy is really broken off from the past, or if he has another purpose, if he really comes for a purpose, once I am exposed, it will definitely bring extremely painful losses to the country." ”

I didn't know what was said on the other end of the phone.

Liu Bing's face changed instantly.

Annoyed, he said, "Okay, I obey orders, but it's absolutely impossible for me to get along with him!"

Then, the girl hung up the phone.

"Since I still have to get along with you, then wait and see how I torture you!"

As he spoke, Liu Bing seemed to think of something, took the paper and pen and began to write.

Looking at the bowl of noodles with clear soup and little water in front of him, Ye Fan talked heavily.

What is this called doing it yourself?

No, we have to find a way to get her away.

This thought appeared in Ye Fan's head again, and the originally depressed mood instantly became extremely happy, and in an instant, seventeen or eighteen ways to drive this girl away appeared in Ye Fan's head.

For example, molesting her, molesting her hard, molesting until she can't stand it anymore, and then quitting on her own.

Another example is tossing her, knocking on her door while she is sleeping in the middle of the night, or pretending to be a ghost to scare her.

If she really can't catch a group of cockroaches, isn't she afraid of cockroaches?

Thinking about it, Ye Fan's eyes appeared in front of various pictures of Liu Bing being tortured by himself, and Ye Fan laughed proudly.

The somen noodles, which used to be clear soup and little water, have also become delicious.

At this time, Liu Bing walked down from the upper floor.

He also had a piece of paper in his hand.

Intuition told Ye Fan that if something bad was going to happen, this girl definitely didn't come to make peace with herself.

Sure enough.

After walking to Ye Fan, Liu Bing directly slapped the paper in his hand in front of Ye Fan.

After a glance, Ye Fan was speechless.

But see what is written above: the law of shared housing.

"What do you mean?" Ye Fan asked.

"Prevent villains and gentlemen, in order to live more pleasantly, I have to regulate each other's behavior, who knows if you have any bad habits!"

"Liu Bing, are you sick, or do you have persecution paranoia? Aren't you renting a house for half a year? Ye Fan said extremely unhappily.

"Pay attention to your wording. Liu Bing scolded.

"I don't pay attention, what's the matter?"

"You ......"

Seeing that this girl was speechless, Ye Fan sneered and said, "What, I can't stand it?

Half an hour ago, Ye Fan said such a thing, then Liu Bing absolutely didn't say a word, and immediately packed up his things and flashed.

But, now it's not possible.

Even if Ye Fan drove this girl away, Liu Bing would not leave.

"Cowardice!" Liu Bing suddenly scolded.

ps: In addition, the aura of Yang Fan's previous superiors is too strong, since it is dormant, then everything must be hidden, including his personality, this is the most complete dormancy.