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After all, it was a pillow person who lived together, Tang Jiayi sensitively caught a trace of hesitation in Atletico's tone, but she was slightly stunned to understand the reason, and couldn't help but stand still and turn around and tilt her head to look at him a little funny: "What?"

"It's okay," Atletico pulled out his arm and patted her on the back, pushing forward together, "It's just that when I remember that there were billions in front of me, I didn't cherish them, and I didn't ...... them until I lost them."

"It's a pity," the corners of Tang Jiayi's mouth hooked a wonderful arc, "If you can successfully go public before 530, you can make headlines every day, lose 100 million today, lose 200 million tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow you owe 350 million, run away with your sister-in-law!"

"Knock knock knock," the rhythmic sound of drums and cymbals suddenly sounded in the air, which was naturally the work of a humanoid self-propelled trumpet.

"Go on, go on," Seeing Tang Jiayi staring at herself without saying a word, Atletico asked thoughtfully: "If you think the vocal simulation is not powerful, you can speak, and the original accompaniment will come in seconds!"

"Sing it yourself!" Tang Jiayi originally just suddenly remembered the spoof song "Jiangnan Tannery xgentleman" that was popular on the Internet, and subconsciously said the lyrics of "I owe 350 million, run away with my sister-in-law", but Atletico actually hummed the accompaniment seriously, which made her embarrassed, how could she continue to talk.

"That's right," she didn't speak, but Atletico said: "By the way, we are a single couple, I don't seem to have a sister-in-law, or wife, you go and recognize a godsister now?"

"Well, I'll definitely find you a super capable godsister. ”

"You're so dirty! It seems that I'm going to enlarge my tricks and summon a strong decontamination powder," Atletico patted a few times and pushed Tang Jiayi forward together, "In fact, it is the norm for technology giants to lose money every day, such as Soni, agricultural enterprises, ham sausages, and toothpaste factories and giant hard, which are not read by the technology media every day to go bankrupt and go out of business, and the results are not good." ”

"People are super companies that sell buildings, how many buildings do you have to sell? You can't plan to sell greenhouses and farms, right?"

"Ah, you've seen through it," Atletico Madrid stretched out his hand and took the other party around in a half circle to squeeze him to the wall, his right hand was over the shoulder to the wall, his left index finger hooked the smooth chin in front of him, and he opened his mouth and asked in the voice of a domineering president: "Do I want to extinguish my mouth... Well, Tongaga, you're a dog, why are you biting people again?"

At the beginning, Tang Jiayi, who was knocked by the wall, was very cooperative, looking up at the tall figure in front of her shyly and timidly like the heroine of an idol drama, but when someone finished speaking the lines and bowed her head to kiss, she unexpectedly stood on tiptoe and opened her mouth and bit hard, leaving two rows of eye-catching tooth marks on the other party's lower lip.

Tang Jiayi smacked her lips with satisfaction, and then looked at the small red dot at the bottom of the tooth mark, "I belong to the dragon, and the dragon's teeth are much more powerful than the dog's teeth!"

"What about the dragon," Atletico withdrew his hands, and then quickly stretched out again, "Look at my Shaolin dragon claw hand double dragon out of the water!"

"Ahh

Atletico Madrid made a move to fly 100 meters away, and he also heard the shouting and scolding behind him, but he didn't take it to heart. With that hand just now, he controlled the kneading force very well, ensuring that it would not be red, swollen and injured, and there was no third person in the corridor, and the relevant surveillance video was also manually deleted by him, so Tang Jiayi was just embarrassed for a while, and after a while, it would be fine.

When passing by a guest room, he tried it casually, and sure enough, he couldn't open it, and he read "stingy woman, it's so fast", he didn't take it to heart, and went straight downstairs to his own study.

Tang Jiayi did what she said, and while saying the punishment for sleeping on the sofa, she used her hostess authority to prohibit Atletico from entering the master bedroom and guest room, leaving only the children's room with too small beds and the study and living room without beds. Atletico Madrid's own male owner authority is at the same level as her, and the only way to revoke this decision is to use over-management authority, but in that case, he will 100% be scolded by someone as a permission dog, and it will hinder the harmony of husband and wife.

It is said that it is a study, but there is no book in Atletico Madrid's study, to be precise, there are no traditional paper books, whether it is a rare book that is pretending to be a must-have, a complete book of the four libraries, Encyclopedia Britannica, or a best-selling selection that the laity loves to read, the four famous books, and chicken soup for the soul, none of them.

To be precise, Atletico Madrid has bought a lot of these books, but most of them were just "simply browsed" and then thrown to Tang Jiayi, so that she could watch it, whether she kept it for herself or donated it.

As for Atletico himself, after being transformed into a super USB flash drive by E7U, he has the ability to remember what countless people dream of, and any books and texts will be stored in his body after he has read them, and he can read them in his brain when he needs them, so he naturally doesn't need to collect these "read" books.

He only needs to scan the text of the book with his eyes or fingers, and he can scan it at high speed and enter it into the library in his body, and if the book is available in digital version, he can download it directly. Most of the hundreds of millions of books in Atletico are downloaded from major online libraries, and the number of books in the world is already the largest, but as the only user, he only reads a trivial part of them, anyway, he can read them in his brain or directly indoctrinate them when needed, he is naturally not in a hurry, but it also once again confirms Yuan Mei's famous saying that "books cannot be read unless they are borrowed".

Moreover, as a representative of the "paper book elimination theory", Atletico Madrid does not want a bunch of traditional books to appear in his sight.

If there is a pile of paper books in his study, how can he look directly at those celebrities who endorse Adi and wear Nike and use Apple to send Samsung advertisements in the future? How can he be worthy of the piles of teaching aids that he burned down in the past?

In fact, strictly speaking, there are still some paper books in this study, and they are quite conspicuous, just on his large desk, there are small stacks. Atletico picked up the top copy of the "Tao Te Ching" with a brown cover, opened it, tore off a page at will, put it in his mouth, took a bite and chewed it slowly.

Suddenly, a cool mint smell burst in his mouth, straight up to his nose, down to the throat, he looked down at the fragment of the page in his hand, only to see that it was printed with "I take the view of the recovery." There are many things and things, and each one returns to its roots. In the final analysis, it is said to be quiet, and it is said to be quiet..."

Habitually pouting, Atletico couldn't help but complain: "Is silence mint flavor? Why not sandalwood fish flavor?"

He naturally memorized the five thousand words of the Tao Te Ching, knowing that he had just eaten the beginning of the sixteenth chapter in one bite, "To the void, to the tranquility." All things work together," and their meanings are roughly "to make the soul empty to the extreme, and to make life quiet and unchanging." Everything grows together," but apart from the rich mint coolness, he didn't taste anything else.

Took a bottle of ice water from the Xiaoice cabinet next to it and put it on the desk, Atletico sat down behind the desk, and once again lowered his head and bit the page in his hand. This time, he raised his eyebrows, and just ate the "I will look at it." There are many things and things, and each one returns to its roots. "It made him feel like he was chewing vegetable roots.

This simple and crude "meaning-taste correspondence" also made him unable to complain suddenly, so he had to drink saliva and continue to chew it.

This is the task that Ms. Tang forcibly arranged for him, who made someone unforgettable, unforgettable, the most powerful gourmand in the Ma family, this new book tasting task was thrown to him as a matter of course.

The main component of paper is plant cellulose, high-grade paper such as coated paper will also be coated with titanium dioxide, porcelain clay and other white pigments and other chemical additives, commonly used inks are composed of organic or inorganic dye "ink", resin binder "oil", plus other filling, dilution, slipping, fragrance additives.

Because there is no variety of gastrointestinal symbiotic bacteria that can secrete cellulase, the human stomach and intestines cannot digest and absorb cellulose, and there is nothing to do about most polymer resins, and titanium dioxide (titanium dioxide) is the edible white pigment prescribed by the FDA, so the general paper will not be digested at all, will not bring any nutrients and basically does not have much toxic damage, otherwise those who are used to eating paper strips will all have to be three feet tall in the grave.

There are also some delicious and nutritious books in the world, some people make zuò barbecue books with flour and bake them in the oven to turn them into lasagna, some people use cookies to draw stories and bind them into edible fairy tales, and some people use potato starch and edible glycerin to make zuò desert survival guides, and after learning survival knowledge, you can eat the books to replenish energy.

Of course, these edible books are just creative products, and the cookie book is a creative advertisement for Muji, claiming to have printed 5,000 copies of the edible desert survival guide, which is actually a creative advertisement for Land Rover's off-road vehicles for Middle Eastern tycoons.

As Wenqing's favorite grocery and clothing brand, Muji, which is exquisite, concise and full of Japanese ingenuity, has many fans on the Internet, and Tang Jiayi has seen the biscuit book video sent to her by others more than once, and then it was successfully Amway.

However, she was not captured by this brand, but became a lover of the concept of edible books, and then she was out of control, not only repeated trial production by herself, but also gathered a group of like-minded people to establish the so-called "Esculent Wave OKS Na Edible Books Research Association (EBS)", with the goal of developing truly practical edible books that can be printed in large quantities.

Mr. Atletico is EBS's Appointed Chief Taster and Program Ape, and in order to support the development of the global foodie industry, he only receives a symbolic annual salary of $1.

He naturally understands that Tang Jiayi's establishment of EBS to study edible books is actually a sign of farewell to himself, he thinks that physical books are dead, and he pushes the smell simulator, Tang Jiayi plans to make an edible book containing real taste, color and even texture to fight.

And Atletico Madrid spends a lot of money every month to collect a lot of physical books and periodicals around the world, but just glance at it and throw it to her for disposal, which also makes Ms. Tang quite angry, although she has blown up the donation system of the Lu University Library, but she still feels that the baby is unhappy.

If you're happy, you have to find something to do. It just so happened that she was given a biscuit book, and at first glance, she became a believer in edible books, determined to make the world's food books, fairy tale books, and travel books have a taste.

It's just that this is obviously not an easy job, at the beginning EBS people made a lot of mistakes, the products they built were either too fragile or too costly, which naturally attracted Atletico Madrid's frequent teasing, after all, his $1 for nothing was just to "break into the enemy" in order to get first-hand fresh information?

After being ridiculed by the people, EBS also fought back by creating coptis books, spicy books, and sea water books, but Atletico Madrid only used one trick "everyone comes together" to make them have to swallow these self-brewed bitter fruits. Although large doses of capsaicin, edible salt, and acetic acid can also damage the mucosa of his digestive tract, on the one hand, Atletico Madrid has a strong metabolism and strong body repair ability, and on the other hand, it can temporarily block or even modify the taste information.

Of course, the good news is not nothing, in the process of this battle of wits and courage, EBS has accumulated a lot of technology and has become more pragmatic, no longer rejecting the smell synthesis technology of bees, and even voluntarily gave up the plan to develop more paper, and concentrated on the research of glutinous rice paper related technology for printing.

Glutinous rice paper is an edible film made of starch, edible gelatin and other additives, which is mainly used for food packaging, such as the fragile film on top of White Rabbit toffee. After the target was reduced, EBS quickly paid off, and the glutinous rice paper they made had a strength index close to that of ordinary paper, and the printing performance was also significantly improved.

The Tao Te Ching that Atletico has been reading recently is a sample book that they printed themselves.

However, looking at the stack of simple books on the desk, Atletico suddenly thought of a question, but eating books is both food and print, and it seems that the mother-in-law on both sides can manage it. The QS production license of food is easy to do, and the spicy noodle factory can be approved if the process is standardized, but the book version number is troublesome, and book publishing is a public welfare cultural undertaking...

In the past, all publishing houses in the mainland were public institutions, and there was a mother-in-law with a decent name at the top, but now although most of them have been restructured into enterprises, they still retain the shelves and forced rules of national brands, and they can make money lying down by renting out edition numbers to private book companies. Although it was not impossible to get the ISBN with Mr. Ma's connections, he quickly gave up the idea because he thought of a better way.

After closing his eyes and thinking for a while, Atletico made a phone call.

Hanging up the phone, he sent another message to Tang Jiayi on the home network: "Congratulations to President Tang, you will soon become the president of a Hong Kong Island food magazine, you have time to read more articles on this subject with your subordinates!"