"Big brother, someone really makes tea. Yang Tianci, who was afraid that Gu Jiming would beat him, told aggrievedly.

Gu Jiming saw his expression, and then raised his head and glanced at the class, all of them were quietly flipping through the books to find the answers, and there were also many people who passed notes and grabbed lots, but what the hell was that making tea?

Carefully glance around again, "Damn!"

This look really saw a tea-maker, three high books neatly stacked higher than the head, than the person on the table are all volumes of textbooks, his desk is good, cups, tea, wash a full set, this is not a thunderous person, thunder people's desk next to a red tea bottle. Just now, because it was a side view, and this product was so fat, so fat that a desk was piled up by him and it had to overflow a little. And he sat in the last row, and there were 4 seats in the back row, 3 of which were empty, but all of them had books

Gu Jiming's fleshy eyes and muttered in his mouth: "Godman! Zhang Laohu's class is still so arrogant?"

Yang Tianci also nodded curiously, but at this moment, a voice suddenly appeared behind them: "Lao Tzu said that other people's classes are full, why is there less people in our class, you give Lao Tzu and I will get in." ”

The two of them turned their heads in a daze. Gu Jiming's eyes widened suddenly: "Damn!" The uncle who was still buttoning his feet just now didn't know when he was already standing behind them.

Just kidding, Yang Tianci was not afraid when he was discovered, pinched his waist, and stood up: "Hey~ Do you know who I am?" Yang Tianci pointed to his nose

"Who are you??? Lao Tzu cares who you are? Anyway, only maybe our class can be so disobedient, it must be from our class. Zhang Haichuan grabbed Gu Jiming's collar without saying anything, the latter didn't resist, resisted, just kidding, looking at Yang Tianci who was hiding back, no matter what kind of look Gu Jiming gave him, he was ignored......

Sure enough...... "Ah!!I was wrong, big brother, big uncle!! Wrong! Really wrong!" Yang Tianci was wailing bitterly there, but this benevolent brother, holding Gu Jiming with one hand is the same as leading a chicken, and the other hand is a storm against Yang Tianci, but it should be a true acquaintance, he didn't make a heavy hand, and he didn't leave anything on his face, which was much lighter than Zuo Fuhai at the beginning.

Sitting on both sides of the fat man, Gu Jiming rubbed the painful neck that was caught, and Yang Tianci was under the strong gaze, and he didn't even dare to hum, until the other party threw him two rolls of paper, and then said to Gu Jiming angrily: "Big brother, why didn't you fight back just now? Besides, let's learn a P?"

Gu Ji understood him, he didn't know if the other party dared to beat Yang Tianci with a dead hand, but he definitely dared to beat himself.

"You kid is daring to BB, Lao Tzu will twist you into a twist. Zhang Fuhai buckled his feet there again, and he didn't drink too much.

Yang Tianci had a lot to say, but he shuddered.

The little fat man in the middle picked up the teacup, took a sip, and said lightly: "The brother next to him is a person who knows the current affairs." After saying that, he also shivered.

Yang Tianci lay on the table, moved a stack of books to his head, and shouted at the fat man in a low voice: "What do you know? Lao Tzu is Yang Tianci, do you know what my name represents?

Gu Jiming also moved a stack of books, put them in front of his head and whispered: "Like I use, this person is not reasonable at all, his reason is that he is right, and if he is not satisfied, he is a fist!"

The little fat man poured a cup of tea for each of them, and then under the surprised eyes of the two, his mouth barely moved, but a very clear sentence reached their ears: "Do you think Lao Tzu wants to learn? I am Wenqu Wang Meng!"

Surprised for a while, Gu Jiming curiously touched Wang Meng's frog-like belly and whispered: "Damn, ventriloquism, cow!"

Yang Tianci took a sip of tea, but it was a little bitter: "Phew, it's so bitter, you still have Wenqu, I still kill seven times, believe it or not, I will kill you!"

"Alas. Wang Meng took a sip of tea, and said without moving: "Don't look down on people, do you want us to have a game." ”

Gu Jiming and Yang Tianci glanced at each other, and at the same time smiled and said in unison: "I'm afraid of you, how can I come!" ......

At the end of the exam, the last three directly handed in the blank papers, ushering in the impressive and admiring eyes of a group of people, but what made them unbelievable was that Teacher Zhang, who was terrifying, ignored them and turned away.

Looking at the departure of Zhang Haichuan, Wang Meng's eyes were almost slit, and Yang Tianci was also smiling beside him.

Gu Jiming pointed at these two sluts helplessly: "Okay, good, good!" But he couldn't say anything except good, he decisively took off his shirt, leaking out the muscles all over his body, and suddenly the eyes of the lively girls lit up, and many of them squeezed this side in groups, and some screamed, blushing and fluttering after shouting.

Wang Meng smiled even more cheaply, and then stretched out a gesture of please: "Not bad, yes, presumably more than 200 push-ups are of little meaning to you! ”

"Get out!"

After speaking, Gu Jiming pressed on the ground and started push-ups like a spring.

Soon, in less than a minute, the news reached all the classes, and many girls and boys filled the windows.

Li Jiawen looked at the situation over there and asked Du Wen, "What's the situation?"

Du Fei shrugged with a smile: "Three stupid people, Class 6, or the three people sitting in the last row said that they were better than doing the question, and a group of worst students were actually better than this, which was really funny, and then everyone gave each other one, and if they couldn't do it, it was 10 push-ups, and then the question must be a question that can be solved by knowledge within high school." It's just these stupid people, who didn't finish junior high school, who do you think they are? There is actually a person who lost 270. It is also admiration. ”

Wang Pengyue felt a little interesting next to him and wanted to pull them to see it.

And at this moment, Li Jiawen's eyes lit up and pulled two people, who were also thieves, and said with a smile: "Why don't we also gamble?" Just bet on who is doing push-ups inside, and how about doing two hundred if you lose? I bet that person must be Gu Jiming. ”

Du Fei originally wanted to play, but as soon as he heard Gu Jiming's name, he immediately glanced around, instantly understood something, and quickly grabbed Wang Pengyue, who was 100% in disobedience, and said to Nunu at the door of that class.

"Oh, I'm going, I'm almost in the trap. Following Du Fei's gaze, Wang Pengyue was speechless. Because I suddenly saw Sun Miao who was crazy and yearning.

Several people came to the door and patted Sun Miao on the shoulder, Li Jiawen smiled and said, "You go buy him a bottle of water, get a towel, and a brother will help you send it in." ”

Sun Miao's eyes rolled and she quickly agreed: "Okay, as he spoke, he turned around and ran to the commissary." ”

A few people smiled, occupying a favorable angle, and looked at Gu Jiming, who had just finished more than a hundred push-ups and was as blushing as a monkey's buttocks, squatting there panting.

It can be regarded as Gu Jiming's good health, otherwise he wouldn't be able to stand it, so he came twice again, and he made up for what he owed.

Pointing at Wang Meng angrily: "It's your turn!"

The three of them played for more than 40 minutes, Gu Jiming was cheated for 27 questions, Wang Meng lost one and stopped playing, and in the end, Yang Tianci was amazing, and then laughed proudly.

The little fat man doesn't cheat, he comes when he lies on the ground, but as soon as this guy lies on the ground, his stomach props him up, and he still farts?

Now Gu Jiming understands that he is the worst, and he originally wanted to see a joke that this product can't be done.

At this time, at the end of class, Sun Miao was sent in by Li Jiawen and several people.

The little girl threw herself into Gu Jiming's arms, as if she had tripped over something, and Gu Jiming took her into her arms when she saw this.

"Hey, hey. The little girl smiled sweetly, handed Gu Jiming a bottle of water, and then was about to wipe his sweat, but Gu Jiming passed the gun and came by herself.

Sun Miao was not angry, and when Gu Jiming lowered his head to wipe his sweat, he pinched his waist, looked around at all the females, and declared Gu Jiming's sovereignty.

Some people muttered in their hearts, some didn't care, and some were white-eyed, but no matter what, now that they are in class, they say goodbye casually and go back to their teachers.

The three people who sat down, Gu Jiming asked curiously: "Brother Niu" This is the truth, this guy really can't be described by appearance.

Yang Tianci also tasted this tea slowly, to be honest, a little bit of the taste is really good, after drinking it, as long as the tip of the tongue touches the teeth, it feels sweet. He also asked Wang Meng curiously: "Hey, seriously, how did you get in?"

Wang Meng brought himself a cup of tea and hummed, "The pit." ”

Subsequently, in a class invigilated by a biology teacher who had no deterrent effect, he told his experience.

Wang Meng doesn't remember very well when he was a child, but he grew up in a Taoist temple, and because he was very smart, the largest economy of that Taoist temple was for him to study. This year is 12 years old he is also quite angry, he is about to graduate from high school, is a veritable prodigy of the Taoist temple, and then one day a Taoist priest said that I am the Wenqu they are looking for, saying that he is the Wenqu star descended to earth, and begged his master to come over, and I don't know what the old liar in his mouth showed the master, and his master agreed. Then I went up the mountain and heard the old liar say that there are a lot of little beauties here, let me come and see, if I can bring back a few female disciples, he will stew 10 old hens for me. Then he came here with a glorious missionary mission. The final result was that Zhang Haichuan was caught in class yesterday morning.

Oh ~ some understanding

Yang Tianci understood: "You mean that you are an orphan? In other words, there are a lot of orphans here?"

Wang Meng's expression suddenly felt a little lonely, Gu Jiming picked up a Chinese textbook and smashed his head, and said to Wang Meng: "Don't care." ”

Yang Tianci patted Gu Jiming back, his brain was very active, and he said to Gu Jiming: "He definitely didn't say that he was arrested, and where are the people here going? Big brother, don't you want to think about it? This guy must also be one of the people in this school, the name and people in this must be fixed, and it is absolutely impossible to come and leave as soon as he wants." ”

Gu Jiming, who had some retrospectives, suddenly figured out something.

Yang Tianci said again: "Don't use it to class, you, me, Zuo Yi, Jiang Tianyou, Zhang Yudi, who can be caught here and not allowed to leave, should be people in the academy in the future, and the other one must be him, we are just like him now." ”

"Oh~" Gu Jiming said that he was interested, and ignored Wang Meng, who looked left and right and didn't know what was going on, and motioned for Yang Tianci to continue.

Yang Tianci thought for a while, and first asked Wang Meng, "When you came, this place was empty, and then there were books on the table?"

Wang Meng nodded.

Then Yang Tianci analyzed another wave of matter: "The people who come here are not just like entering the school outside, the names must be known, there are 4 seats reserved here, which proves that there are 4 more people here, and now something must have happened, and then they didn't come." ”

Gu Jiming and Wang Meng both nodded and asked at the same time, "Then what?"

"No...... What else do you want then. ”

"Get out!"