Chapter 496: The Fun of Guessing Poetry Riddles
Seeing Tang Xiaolong's evil expression, Fang Yerou was stunned for a moment, and then understood something.
"Tang Xiaolong, what do you mean...... You want me to be your girlfriend?" Fang Yerou asked in a low voice.
"What? just you? still want to be my girlfriend? hahahaha!"
Tang Xiaolong suddenly burst into laughter, shook his head and said, "My Tang Xiaolong's girlfriend is dignified and virtuous, gentle and beautiful, and empathetic, you savage girl, only wild, not soft, you really dare to think about it!"
"Nasty! I mean, I thought you wanted me to be your girlfriend, but I didn't!"
Being sprayed by Tang Xiaolong, Fang Yerou's face turned red with anger, and he reprimanded, "Then what do you want, quickly come up with the conditions!" In this small dressing room, you are not afraid that Duan Qianjun will misunderstand something!"
"Don't worry, I, Tang Xiaolong, look up to the sky, bow down to the ground, I don't have any good intentions, as long as you are not the kind of girl who is easy to misunderstand, Duan Qianjun will not think too much!"
Tang Xiaolong said with a smile, and with these words, Fang Ye was so angry that he stomped on his snow-white feet.
"Then what do you want, how can you get your place?" Fang Yerou asked anxiously.
"Well, I'm not too embarrassed to say, just let me chant a poem, guess a poetry riddle for you, and see your own understanding!"
Tang Xiaolong smiled and said, "There are no birds flying in the goose feather snow, Mu Mu is connected on a blind date, the moon is hidden next to the Ming character, and there is a person standing on the left side of the word Er. ”
As soon as this little poem came out, Tang Xiaolong's face actually turned red, obviously looking very excited.
"Hmm, what do you mean?" Fang Yerou was confused, "I'm not very smart, I can't understand your poetry riddle, just say it!"
"Hey, it's because you're not smart that you need to use your brain a lot. Tang Xiaolong shook his head and sighed, "I'll guide you, goose feathers and snow don't fly birds, the word goose, remove birds, what is it?"
"The word goose removes the bird...... That's 'me'?"
"That's right! The wood of the wood is connected to the heart, the wood of the wood, and the eyes of the eyes are together, and there are more hearts below, what is the word?"
"Wood and eyes are phases, and there are many hearts under the phase, isn't that 'thinking'?"
Fang Yerou said, her beautiful eyebrows lifted, and she felt that this poetry riddle was very easy to guess, and it was not difficult.
"Okay, then you guess the third and fourth sentences yourself, the moon is hidden next to the Ming character, and there is a person standing on the left side of the word Er. Tang Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Well, the moon is hidden next to the Ming character, that is the 'day'! There is a person standing on the left side of the word Er, that is 'you'?"
Fang Yerou looked at Tang Xiaolong with a confirmed look.
"Yes, yes. Tang Xiaolong said, "Four words, how about connecting them?"
"That's me—think—day—you?"
Fang Yerou's thin little lips spit out these four words with her own mouth, and her eyebrows immediately rose upside down, with an expression of wanting to eat Tang Xiaolong, but her pretty face also turned red.
"Oh, girl, you're so big, it's the first time you've said this kind of thing to a man, how does it feel? Oh yes, I'm not a man yet, I'm just a big boy. ”
Tang Xiaolong said with a wicked smile.
"Tang Xiaolong, you nasty thing, no one in the world is more obscene than you!!" Fang Yerou's face flushed with anger, and he scolded coquettishly, "What do you want?!"
"Didn't I think it came out of your own mouth?"
Tang Xiaolong said, "It's very simple, you accompany me to have dinner, let's blow the evening breeze together, enjoy the moon, feel the artistic conception of "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond", and then, do some of the kind of exercise that I am on and below you together, and after you are done, lie on the bed together and count the stars, and wake up the next day, we will greet the bright sunrise with a bright smile, and that's it!"
Hearing this, Fang Yerou's delicate facial features actually showed a tangled look, what Tang Xiaolong said sounded very beautiful, this is exactly what he had fantasized about many times in his heart!
When your fate arrives and you have a boyfriend, you can make sure that he is the one you are waiting for, and then you can lie on the bed together and count the stars as Tang Xiaolong said, and welcome the next day's sunrise together.
This scene was secretly fantasized by Fang Yerou in the depths of her heart, and she didn't expect it to be told by Tang Xiaolong.
It's just that......
Fang Yerou listened to it in her ears, and then saw Tang Xiaolong's evil smile, but there was no aesthetic feeling in her heart, only obscene and obscene!
No matter how beautiful it is, when it comes to Tang Xiaolong, it is also obscene!
"Tang Xiaolong, you !!"
Fang Yerou was so angry that she almost swallowed, and after a pause, "Okay, as I expected, you nasty thing is really full of illusions about my body! As long as you give me the quota first, I can ...... You can make this sacrifice and get what you want!"
"Hehe, you girl, you're really open-minded. Tang Xiaolong shook his head and smiled, "It's impossible to give up the quota first, you let me get what I want first, count the stars with me first, accompany me to greet the rising sun, let my brother be cool enough, and then I will give you the quota!"
"No, time doesn't allow. Fang Yerou shook his head and said, "You must explain the situation immediately and give up the quota, this quota can be granted!
"Oh, since it's so rushed, then let's not wait for the night, I'll break Principal Duan, and let's deploy troops in this locker room. Tang Xiaolong said.
"What?Dispatch troops?" Fang Yerou was stunned.
"Well, I have a billion elite soldiers on me, I will send these elite soldiers to you, you help me keep them, if there is one that can be cultivated, cultivate one, raise small soldiers, you will have a great sense of achievement!"
Tang Xiaolong said with a smile.
"You nasty !!"
Fang Yerou scolded in her heart, but she understood it, she felt that Tang Xiaolong in front of her was not just as simple as being obscene, he was just a sven scum, a cultured hooligan!
"Tang Xiaolong, it's really not right now! Don't worry, since I promised you, I won't lie to you, I'll never deceive people......"
"Hehe, yes, when you lie to me, you will say, you really can't deceive people, you can only deceive beasts, it's this routine, right?"
Tang Xiaolong interrupted Fang Yerou's words and sneered, "Don't worry, although you are indeed very beautiful, with white skin and beautiful appearance, and a first-class figure, I, Tang Xiaolong, can still keep my Dao Heart!
"What? are you serious?" Fang Yerou suddenly came to his senses, "You only need that million?"
"Don't want a million, give it away for nothing!"
Tang Xiaolong said, "Don't look at you as rare as a baby, in my eyes, this quota is something outside the body! It's just that this thing outside the body makes you become undisciplined and ugly, this is really sad! Hey, I'll tell Principal Duan now, I don't want this place!"
(End of chapter)