In this romantic dating mecca, the moon is like water and the woods are quiet.

Gao Jun and Qi Xinyue originally came to catch wild mandarin ducks, but accidentally, they became wild mandarin ducks.

Qi Xinyue was taken aback by the sudden attack, but soon indulged in a hot kiss, her starry eyes were blurred, she tried to raise her slender neck, tiptoeing, snorting like fire, completely intoxicated.

In fact, Qi Xinyue is also her first love, like many college girls, but according to age, girls are called love at the beginning of love, and Qi Xinyue is called spring heart rippling.

At the age of twenty-five or sixteen, it is the most brilliant season of life, and you should boldly and thoroughly enjoy the beauty of life.

Qi Xinyue is of course no exception, the madness that was suppressed in adolescence back then, she wants to release it all now.

She took the initiative to respond to Gao Jun enthusiastically, a dark cloud floated in, and the moon hid in the clouds shyly and didn't dare to look at this crazy man and woman.

Not long after, there were footsteps not far away, and listening to the sound, it should be someone walking out of the grove.

Qi Xinyue pushed Gao Jun away, there seemed to be a pool of spring water flowing between her eyebrows, and her face was red, which made people intoxicated.

"Did that pair of wild mandarin ducks leave just now?" Qi Xinyue asked.

Gao Jun smiled and nodded, "That's right, my trick works." ”

"What are you doing?" Qi Xinyue blushed, stretched out her hand, and gently wiped the lipstick marks from his mouth.

Gao Jun said proudly: "The trick of fighting poison with poison." Those two are just little hairy children, seeing that we are such senior and loving lovers, in this woods, under the moonlight, emotional outburst, affection and blending, emotionally, we are more affectionate than Jinjian, technically, we cooperate tacitly.

Compared with the two, the little kid is naturally self-conscious, and he will definitely obediently give up this dating holy place and leave it to us. ”

"Phew, you can think of it, you can say it!" Qi Xinyue is really ashamed, kiss it, the two of them are on the line, you have to analyze it emotionally and technically, and you have to compare it with others, people, you can't be too shameless.

But the goal was finally achieved, Qi Xinyue hurriedly walked out, and Gao Jun beckoned: "Don't walk around, beware of the bullet casings under your feet." ”

"Bullet shells?" Qi Xinyue looked down curiously, and suddenly blushed.

What kind of bullet shells, all used Durex, originally quite quiet and romantic, was instantly destroyed by this filthy thing, she picked a clean place with a disgusted face, and walked quickly.

Gao Jun said helplessly: "Hey, the cruel facts tell us that we must continue to pay attention to the quality education of college students, and we must pay close attention to ...... Now even the aunts and uncles come out to walk the dog, and they know to bring a shovel and plastic belt to take away the dog's poop, and the moral quality is significantly improved.

But these college students actually throw away their children at will, which makes people sigh!"

Qi Xinyue didn't even look back, and he must not answer at this time, otherwise this guy would probably have to shoot himself inch by inch.

The two of them came out of the grove one after the other, and as soon as they got outside, Qi Xinyue was suddenly stunned, and seven or eight pairs of eyes in front of her were staring at her curiously.

Among them, there is the eldest sister of the dean of this college, the eldest sister of the head of the teaching and research group, and several other people who are full of fat brains, and they are obviously the leading cadres of the final calculation.

Qi Xinyue's face turned red all of a sudden, she now very much hoped that there was a trap in the woods to let Gao Jun fall, and there would be no such feeling of being caught.

But Gao Jun still came out, Qi Xinyue's careful liver was pounding, and he really felt like he had been caught.

How do you know that Gao Jun is unusually calm in the face of this inspection team, he didn't know any big leaders, but he knew the eldest sister of the dean, and immediately said: "Dean, you are too good here, I must tell you about the situation, the ecological environment of our college is really good, there are snakes in this grove, I suggest that the hospital should do some insect repellent treatment as soon as possible, otherwise it will be troublesome to bite people." ”

The dean was so shrewd that he immediately said, "Oh, really, thanks to Mr. Gao's timely discovery, this is really too dangerous, what do you think, vice principal?"

Next to a big back comb, the brain full of fat leader nodded, said: "Yes, recently we only pay attention to the greening and environment of the campus, but ignore other problems brought by the environment, this is a timely discovery, to notify other colleges and universities as soon as possible to pay attention to similar situations, as well as your main responsible notice, the future work to be implemented, to be meticulous, to be specific." ”

"The vice president is really far-sighted, vigorous and resolute, pointing out problems to the point, and his suggestions are even more incisive and unique. A middle-aged man suddenly jumped out and touted.

This person Gao Jun still knows, it is his 'backstage', the director Luo who 'morning exercises' with female subordinates in the office early in the morning, and he doesn't know Gao Jun at all at this time.

I only heard Director Luo's words turn around and said: "It's just that this landscaping, hiring gardeners to fertilize and water, weeding and pruning, this is also within the budget, but we are not within the budget for the sudden appearance of snakes, insects, rats and ants, of course, this is our work mistake, I will review."

But now the key problem is that these snakes, insects, rats and ants may endanger the safety and health of students, and must be solved as soon as possible.

The leader frowned, shyly and officially, and said: "The matter is related to the safety and health of the children, this problem cannot be delayed, and it must be solved as soon as possible. ”

"The Vice Principal is decisive and cares about the health of students, and is a role model for us to learn. Director Luo said immediately.

The entourage of the people was also touted, the leader was very happy, and walked away with the micro-service private interview team.

There is also the scene just now, what snakes, insects, rats and ants are completely nonsense by Gao Jun, but they were immediately raised to the height of the financial budget by Director Luo, and he cleverly set up a name and stretched out his hand to ask for money.

The leader said that the safety of students should not be delayed, but he had to hold a meeting to study two bottles of insecticide, where would this be opened, how would it be opened, and how long would it take?

Corruption has been deeply rooted, spreading to all sides, all corners, no place is a pure land, even such a sacred place as the school has been polluted, the work of the imperial court to fight tigers and flies must be persistent and persevering......

Seeing that they hadn't gone far, the eldest sister of the dean of this hospital suddenly stopped Director Luo, who was not far from Gao Jun and them, and obviously didn't care about them.

The dean's eldest sister asked: "Director Luo, if the budget for this deworming is approved, can you give us more, you know that our college has the largest green area......

Director Luo glanced at her, obviously not interested in this kind of old pearl woman, smiled falsely, and said: "Who can be blamed for this? You still have to blame yourself, this is a school, why are you doing so much greenery? These groves can produce oxygen, create a fresh and natural environment, and benefit the children's body and mind......

But if you look at the flower beds that you can see everywhere, and the roses, the red strings, and the moon flowers, what is the use of these things for the students except to attract bees and butterflies?"

This is obviously a face project, used to beautify the campus, and there is no benefit to the students, the dean's eldest sister knows it, she asked weakly: "Why don't I tear down the flower beds and plant all the trees?"

"Aren't you too troublesome?" Director Luo said: "When the flowering period is over, shovel off these flowers and replace them with those realistic plastic flowers, so that they are real and undefeated, beautiful and generous, and they don't need to be fertilized and watered, and find someone to serve, isn't it the best of both worlds!"

"Hey......" Qi Xinyue shook her head helplessly: "This is the wisdom of the leader!"

All of them have a lot of face projects, and they look glamorous on the outside, but they are actually full of tofu scum on the inside.

Qi Xinyue and Gao Jun looked at each other, with a wry smile on their faces, these leaders came to see it on a whim, walked around the grassroots, played official prestige, and pointed out the country, which had nothing to do with teachers, students, or education, but Gao Jun gave them a good reason to apply for funding again, and it was finally worth the trip.

Qi Xinyue breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at Gao Jun, and said, "Bastard who talks nonsense when he opens his mouth." ”

"Hey, yes, I regret it too, I didn't expect my nonsense to become the reason for their nonsense. Gao Jun said helplessly.

"How beautiful and gratifying these flowers are. Qi Xinyue is a person who loves flowers, and at this time she said regretfully: "I actually want to replace it with plastic, it's a shame that they can figure it out......"

Speaking of this, Gao Jun was suddenly stunned, he looked at the playground not far away, there was a fierce battle with the stealth man last night, he paid a terrible price and finally knocked down the enemy, lost the ability to fight, just when he was about to be captured alive, a mutation occurred.

The lawn under his feet seemed to come to life, a handful of turf was like a small hand, dragging the stealth man away, and the delightful grass suddenly turned into a man-eating python, entangled vines, and firmly imprisoned Gao Jun.

Plants naturally don't come to life suddenly, there must be someone controlling the plant, this person is an accomplice of the stealth man, and Gao Jun temporarily became the grass man, in today's vigorous promotion of greening and environmental protection, with this ability to manipulate plants, it is like a fish in water, even more difficult to deal with than the stealth man.

However, Director Luo's words just now reminded Gao Jun that he was false and true!!

"What are you doing, let's go. Qi Xinyue greeted.

Gao Jun came back to his senses at this time, with a mysterious smile on his face, and he felt more and more that this special function person, the so-called divine endowment, was actually nothing more than that, there would never be a perfect person in the world, let alone an enemy that could not be defeated.

The two chatted and walked back, which was originally a stick to beat the mandarin ducks, but it became their date time.

The student years are the best time in life, because you don't have to carry the pressure of life, and the only task is to study, which is much easier in a relatively complex society.

This huge campus is full of youthful atmosphere, full of laughter, even Gao Jun and Qi Xinyue feel very relaxed, they failed to establish a relationship on campus back then, all this seems to make up for their lost youth......