"Baby, your parents wanted a mobile phone, so I asked the village mobile to charge the phone bill, and she gave me a smartphone. mylady, kill the horse, kill the horse, kill the horse, kill the horse, the smart machine, the smart machine, the smart machine, the smart machine, the smart ......machine, the

If you ignore the quirky lyrics and the identity of the person who sang on stage, this song is still quite good, after all, the original song is composed by K-pop master Yoo Young-jin with reference to the rhythm of Congolese drums.

But now, looking at the huge mobile phone on the stage that is dancing stiffly in circles, everyone in the audience can hold back laughter and laugh is already very powerful.

The huge mobile phone that is only one person high,The 100-inch screen on the front is not a fake model painting,But a real LED display,At the moment, it is showing the playback interface of bee music,Even if it is far away, you can still see the lyrics that are scrolling on the screen,Of course, it is the spoof version of the song that is being sung now。

"Ding Ding Dong Ding Dong, how nice it is for you to listen to this ringtone, Ding Ding Dong Ding Dong, it is so nice for you to listen to this ringtone!"

After singing a spoof song with re-lyrics, the big mobile phone in the center of the stage finally stopped rotating and displayed, and the singer who was standing on the side of the "low-key" singing just now walked to the huge mobile phone, gently patted the big man who was a little taller than him with one hand, and grabbed the wireless microphone with the other hand and said: "Ding Ding Dong, do you think it sounds good?"

"Hahahaha!" Everyone in the audience laughed and applauded, their boss Ma is worthy of being a young talent who has not yet reached the age of 30, and he really loves to play.

After the audience was a little quieter, Atletico continued: "Well, whether you like the stockings among you or not, I've finally finished singing this song." That's right,I've already got the cover copyright of this song.,The stockings don't have to report me!Originally, I was going to get into it myself.,Dance a mobile phone dance for everyone.,But the props department dislikes me for being too fat.,Said that even if I give up the shape of the bee 5 and use our thickest boat 2 mobile phone instead,It may not be able to stuff me in.,After all, there is still a handmade screen inside.,So I had to hide aside and sing quietly.。 ”

"Ahem!" Atletico on the stage coughed twice, and then said: "Okay, now it's time for the auction that everyone likes to see." As we all know, this 'Killing Horse' mobile phone is the world's largest straight board smartphone, it supports Mobile Unicom Telecom PHS, 2G3G4G and WiFi, not only a unique true Netcom mobile phone, but also the world's only one limited and out of print!

Although Atletico tried his best to imitate, his sales pitch still did not reach the level of "as long as 998, buy home with eight hearts and eight arrows!", fortunately, everyone at the bottom was still very face-saving, and as soon as his words fell, there were immediately loud voices one after another.

This fifth-anniversary mobile phone was actually made by everyone in the audience, and it was originally intended to build the world's largest mobile phone to play with. As a result, everyone was depressed as soon as they inquired,As early as five years ago, Samsung made a wooden mes-colored nger mobile phone in the United States,That guy is nearly five meters long,And because it is a dual keyboard design,There is a straight nine-key keyboard under the screen,There is also a full keyboard with side sliding letters next to it,The overall volume is very amazing。

Originally, it was not a problem to build a mobile phone that was bigger than this unfinished machine that took five years to build, but then it didn't make much sense, this guy was so large that he could only take it to the exhibition, and its cumbersome dual keyboard became the biggest burden, and no one had the leisure to walk around and press its wooden buttons.

Fortunately, the prototype of this mobile phone is a feature phone five years ago, and after a short discussion, everyone decided not to move each other's titles of "the world's largest mobile phone", "the world's largest feature phone" and "the actual largest keyboard mobile phone", but to create such a "world's largest vertical smartphone" with a 100-inch screen!

And its name "Killing Horse Wind" is a brainless transliteration of the smartphone smartphone, which is obviously a little related to the "popular" Killing Matt.

The Killing Matt aristocracy is part of the non-mainstream culture, which originated from Japan's smart visual kei rock, but in China, it has become a stream of brain-dead pigs with colorful hair and black makeup and long thorns. For the reason, in fact, everyone understands very well, just like the same fat and loose middle school uniform, the milk tea sister wears all kinds of small freshness, and the chrysanthemum sister will become fat and round when she wears it, so it's not the world that is wrong but God, stupid and stupid, funny and **, gothic and dark circles, good feeling plus ten and good feeling minus ten, in fact, the appearance has already decided everything!

Obviously, the appearance of a horse-killing mobile phone with a high screen-to-body ratio is much higher than Samsung's huge keyboard mobile phone that has been built for five years, and it is also much more practical. The 100-inch large screen in it is actually a large-screen TV,It's still very good to watch TV at home,Especially this"TV"It also has its own power,You can move on your own on the flat ground,Horizontal screen viewing mode is also available or automatic。

At the same time, the internal configuration of this horse-killing "mobile phone" is also very luxurious,The performance is equivalent to three PT,It is naturally good to praise it for playing games。 Its built-in network function is not a decoration, you can make a call after inserting a mobile phone card, but unfortunately PHS has been in the process of delisting, at most it can no longer be used on this year's National Day, and its value is somewhat damaged.

In addition, the auction does not need to pay cash, only needs to consume rank experience, so everyone naturally spends it to their heart's content, so the auction price has risen all the way, and it quickly soared to more than 10,000 points of experience, and the frequency of price increases slowed down, and finally the price of 16,800 points of experience was closed three times.

Handed over the Killing Horse Wind to the auction winner, Atletico finally said: "Okay, okay, finally sold this demon, I don't know if it was the name of the soul at the beginning, Killing the Horse Wind Killing the Horse Wind, isn't this going to kill my pony? Fortunately, I was as witty as I saw through this trap and withdrew this demon scourge star...... (pretending to wipe sweat), eh, once sold, the money and goods will be cleared, and they will not be refunded or exchanged!"

Then he was ousted from the stage by the buyers who also pretended to be angry, and there was a burst of laughter in the audience, in fact, everyone knew very well that the name of this killing horse was taken by Atletico Madrid himself, and he said this just to forcibly sell cute.

When the two chased and fled off the stage, someone walked up to the stage and continued to perform.

Today's event is not only to celebrate the New Year's dinner, but also to celebrate the fact that the bee mobile phone finally achieved the achievement of "annual sales of more than 10 million units" last year, so I remembered to make such a big mobile phone as a commemoration.

Speaking of which, the bee mobile phone, which has a history of more than five years, can be regarded as a veteran of domestic mobile phones, but it was not until last year that the sales finally exceeded 10 million, which is actually a full of embarrassment.

Before, whether it was the China Cool Union backed by the operator, or the sudden rise of Kimi, people have exceeded 10 million sales, and even Lian Kuhua has broken 10 million in a quarter, and their own mobile phones have to look up to 5 million units, although the net profit is not much worse than them, but whether it is a small number, I always feel uncomfortable, it doesn't look domineering!

Even if the sales of 10 million are not a big number now, it is better than nothing, and everyone is still very happy, and there is a feeling of keeping the clouds open and seeing the moon.

In fact, the factor that has been restricting the increase in sales of bee mobile phones is its own bee system, which seems to be quite niche. Although it is now the world's fourth mobile phone system, second only to Android 4, ios8 and WP8, if you count the 30 million active devices rented by Bee, it can surpass Microsoft WP and ascend to the third place, but everyone knows that in this era of Android and Apple's profit, whether it is the third or fourth place, it is actually meaningless, and the forced 4% is just to make fun of other people's 3%?

But why do you still want to laugh?

Among the more than one billion mobile phones sold last year, nearly 1 billion mobile phones are smartphones, of which Samsung, Huawei, LG and other manufacturers' Android machines occupy 80% of the market, Apple occupies 13% of the share, but it takes away 90% of the industry's profits, as for Microsoft's WP system, it only sold more than 20 million units, rounded up to barely 3%, and the next fourth place is more than 1% of Bees's BEIOS, and the remaining less than 3% is the share of other more niche systems.

Although in India, Africa, South America, and even in China, there are still hundreds of millions of feature phones sold, but everyone present actually didn't care much about them, after all, everyone knows that these 99 yuan, $10 feature phones really can't make a few dollars, they can't even look at the profits of producing Android machines, let alone feature phones. Of course, even if you can see it, the people present now are not the ones who make up their minds, long before Atletico Madrid left, other company executives had already left one after another after the luncheon.

In fact, as the world's largest mobile phone software vendor, Bee is not really far away from Android phones and feature phones, especially the latter. Although their consumer electronics department is not afraid of meager profits and does not manufacture Bee brand feature phones, the Bee software department is still updating the Beeos1 feature phone special system for users around the world, and at the same time, the large number of software and games they provide for feature phone users are also earning a steady stream of profits for the company, even more profitable than the B3/B4 platform business.

Most software developers have set their sights on Apple's iOS and Android, and even Microsoft's dad's WP loves to ignore it, and they will not look down on the performance scum and optimize the troublesome feature phone market, but let the bees eat "alone".

It is true that developing software on a lower feature computer platform is a thankless task, but for the bees who have the BC platform and can fully "borrow" from the collective wisdom of the world's programming apes, programming has never been so simple! As long as it is not a large-scale original software, they can quickly generate a better and faster software through the BC programming platform.

This is also why Bee has been keeping the BC platform a secret and not selling it to the public, although there is no trace of plagiarism in the final code, but in the beginning of the prototype analysis, the middle of the module combination stage can still find the shadow of other people's homes, so in order to avoid trouble, you can only use it quietly. Of course, there is also a "blackening" explanation: if the whole world uses the BC platform, the workload of the programming apes will be greatly reduced, but without their hard thinking, where can they find new code?

In fact, the matter itself is not so complicated, the fundamental reason is that without Atletico Madrid, without the super cracking support provided by Atletico Madrid, the effect of the BC platform will be greatly reduced, which is the reason why Atletico Madrid is reluctant to bring it to the market. Don't look at them now seem to have tossed out nearly 100,000 software, but most of them are simple mobile phone software, such as operating systems, professional tool software, which is a big guy with tens of millions of lines of code, there are really not many, if you sell BC services to the outside world, people will use it for the development of large-scale software, so that Atletico Madrid itself will be Spartan.

Of course, there is also an element of eating alone, since you can happily eat alone, why move away?

Bees' dominance in feature phone software and games is a different story. It's just a pity that everyone knows very well that this will eventually lead to the day when the feature phone market will gradually run out with the further decline of the feature phone market, so the company's eyes are always on the B3/B4 system.

Because the bee 5 mobile phone and the B4 system were officially launched in October last year, most of the bee mobile phones sold last year were discounted and promoted bees4 and watermelon2, and the system carried is also B3, fortunately, as a closed system, the bee has a very high control over it, and so far there has been no situation where the bee system has been jailbroken and cracked, so now more than two months later, they have successfully completed the upgrade of the bee system. The vast majority of bee devices have been upgraded to the latest B4 system, and even the second-hand mobile phones rented by bees have been upgraded, and those that cannot be upgraded have been eliminated.

Of course, because of hardware reasons, these old phones can't use all the new features after upgrading, such as the beehome function, which is only left with collision connection, fast networking, and direct connection to file sharing games, but most of the functions are still there, and they are still smooth, but they can't play large games.

It is precisely because of this that users will be happy to upgrade the new system, the number of more than 40 million active devices of the bee B4 system makes it have nearly one-tenth of the share in the country, and a higher sense of presence makes it get rid of the fate of the niche to death, as evidenced by the high sales in the last three months. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net