Chapter 136: The Most Bizarre Harem Reason (Third Update)
"You, you, you......"
Xia Yufei choked angrily, and the crackling words that had been prepared in her heart were already ready, but she couldn't say a word at the moment, and finally spit out three words with a flushed face.
"Negative man!"
Then he lay on the table and cried.
Depend on......
Such bloody things have happened again and again, what can Chu Feng do.
Cangtian, you can bypass me, why do other protagonists get the system to dominate the world, the protagonist's aura is possessed, pretending to be forced to slap his face all the way, and there are three thousand beauties in the harem!
When it comes to me, I don't even have a real girlfriend, so I make a mess of myself!
Others not only have three thousand beauties in the harem, but they all get along in harmony, not to mention, some heroines are always worried that she can't bear the kidney walking technique of the male pig's feet in bed like a teddy every day, and then use this as a reason to help find a wife for the male pig's feet......
This is really the weirdest lame harem reason I've ever seen!
At the end of the spit mode, Chu Feng sighed, forget it, there is a good saying, feelings can't be forced, love is dripping.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding~"
As soon as the bell rang for class, Xia Yufei wiped her tears and left, and Zhao Dongqiang and the three couldn't wait to rush up.
Kong Dabao: "Wow! Chu Feng, you kid is really good, congratulations on being a father!"
Zhao Dongqiang: "I'm happy and happy, my brothers are thinking about whether it's time to prepare money?"
Yang Hou: "Chu Feng, don't listen to their nonsense, if you accidentally make that girl big and don't want to be responsible, you don't have to have a psychological burden at all, you can introduce her to me, for the sake of that girl is so beautiful, I can make an exception to be a pick-up man~"
Kong Dabao and Zhao Dongqiang immediately cast contemptuous glances at him......
You are willing to be a pick-up man, can you kid have no bottom line!
Chu Feng gave the three of them a scalp slap, and said angrily: "I'm not happy here, I'm in pain, so I'll go first." β
Then he left with a shoulder bag.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding~"
Not long after he walked out of school, Chu Feng's mobile phone rang.
"Hey, who?"
"Boss, it's me, your most talented apprentice, Yang Yuming!"
"What's the nerve, what's the matter with calling me. β
"Boss, come to me, I'm about to fight with someone, the enemy firepower is too fierce, I need to ask for help." β
Chu Feng frowned and replied, "Okay, you wait." β
After hanging up the phone, Chu Feng found a car and rushed to the place where Yang Yuming was, Hangshan No. 1 Senior High School, Chu Feng thought about it, it seemed that Chu Xixue was also going to school here.
In a remote alleyway outside the school, it was divided into two camps, on one side was ten people composed of high school students, and on the other side was five or six junior high school students led by Yang Yuming.
"Boss, you're finally here!"
Seeing Chu Feng coming, Yang Yuming's eyes glowed brightly.
Hearing the word "boss", the group of high school students immediately panicked, could it be the big brother on the road?
But when they turned their heads and saw that it was a young man about the same age as them, they almost didn't laugh out loud, and their hanging hearts suddenly relaxed, and they didn't take Chu Feng in their eyes at all.
"What's going on?"
Chu Feng was very curious, how could a group of junior high school students get involved with a group of high school students.
Yang Yuming hurriedly said: "Boss, that's the case, I fell in love with a girl from their school, who is said to be a class flower, and I want to chase her, but these people dare to threaten me, so didn't I make an appointment to come out and fight." β
Chu Feng was speechless for a moment, sure enough, it was a red face and a trouble, and it was a woman's trouble...... But it's normal for this kind of thing to happen in junior high school and high school, and it's not strange even in elementary school, it's the hot-blooded years, who doesn't yearn for a beauty.
Jiangshan refers to power, beauty, naturally either school flowers or class flowers.
"Hey~ You're the boss of this fat man?sunglasses, cigars, tattoos, big gold chains...... What do I think you don't have one, you can't be an impostor, right?"
In the opposing camp, a long-haired young man who took the lead in the middle of the ridicule immediately caused a burst of laughter around him.
"Sun Le, dare to talk to my boss like this, do you owe a beating!"
Yang Yuming immediately pulled his neck and shouted, and the people on both sides immediately surged, and there was a momentum of starting a fight without saying a word.
Chu Feng pursed his lips, he was really not interested in this kind of little child-like fight, and said lightly: "Don't be in a hurry to fight, aren't you here to fight for women? β
"Boss, I listen to you, who is afraid of whom. Yang Yuming agreed.
Sun Le smiled disdainfully: "What's the matter, seeing that there are many people on our side, you changed your tune and singled it out?" It's okay...... I will accompany you as much as you want to play, a bunch of junior high school students who haven't grown up all the hair, and they will kill you in seconds. β
After Sun Le finished speaking, he waved his hand and let the other subordinates retreat to the side, and the same was true of the people on Yang Yuming's side, and the subordinates on both sides formed an encirclement, and Yang Yuming and Sun Le stood inside, and they were rubbing their shoulders to warm up.
"Boy, just like you, you still want to rob a woman with my Sun Le, today I have to beat your mother so that you don't know you!"
Sun Le shouted and rushed towards Yang Yuming.
Yang Yuming has also practiced sanda no matter what he said, and soon put on a sanda posture, and fought with Sun Le with punches and kicks.
If it were an ordinary person of the same age, Yang Yuming would definitely have no problem dealing with it, but Sun Le was not only two or three years older than him, but he was also obviously a little bastard who often fought, and his moves were fast and accurate, and his fists were all aimed at Yang Yuming's head.
For ordinary people, fighting is more ruthless than anyone, Yang Yuming has no experience in fighting, and he was soon beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.
"Hehe, this kid still dares to provoke our brother Le, and now he is beaten like this, dumbfounded!"
There was a burst of taunts from the sidelines.
Chu Feng remained calm and opened his mouth lightly: "Yang Yuming, are you an idiot, have you practiced sanda in vain? Don't play close-range brawls with this kind of bastard, open the distance and kick him with several leg techniques that you have learned in sanda!"
Yang Yuming was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, boss, I'll listen to you!"
Then he followed what Chu Feng said, quickly opened the distance between him and Sun Le, put on a fighting posture again, and recalled the leg moves he had learned with full attention.
Sun Le's subordinates sneered at Chu Feng with disdain, who are you, who do you think of yourself as a peerless master? Do you think that with just such a point, Yang Yuming will be able to turn defeat into victory, naΓ―ve!
But what happened next made their laughter suddenly stuck in their throats......
After pulling away the distance, Sun Le also wanted to use his trick to "punch the old driver to death", but the fist couldn't be touched at all, so Yang Yuming used professional sanda skills to kick all parts of his body many times, and finally kicked him down directly!
"Paralyzed, dare to beat Brother Le, look for death!"
One of Sun Le's subordinates couldn't help but rush into the arena, wanting to sneak up on Yang Yuming from behind and punch him.
"Bang!"
But before the punch went out, I only felt that someone had kicked me in the abdomen and fell directly to the ground!
"Don't understand what heads-up means?"
Chu Feng stood in the center of the field, slowly retracted his feet, and said coldly: "Whoever wants to interfere again, you can try!"