Return the yang!

I, Ye Xiaobai, have finally returned to the yang!

Ye Xiaobai opened his eyes and wanted to burst out of the essence, but unfortunately it was cloudy.

In front of the eye, there is a large circular shadowless lamp, a bright space, this is the operating room, and I am lying on the operating table.

Silently pinched his fingers, and returned to the body of Ye Xiaobai, who has the same name as himself, a seventeen-year-old high school student, from a poor family and likes to slap a swollen face and become fat, and is often ravaged by thorny students at school, this time he was put into the toilet by a snake, and his balls were bitten by a snake, which was very serious and was undergoing surgery.

"I'm the great protector of the Investigation Department of the Netherworld Prefecture, and I am actually lying on the operating table and being slaughtered?"

"Boy, if you still want to save your life, be quiet for me, be careful that my scalpel slips, your baby is gone. ”

"Who are you, who gave you the courage to threaten this Dharma Protector?"

"Xiaofang, the patient has suffered a severe mental blow and has hallucinated, give him general anesthesia and increase the dose. ”

Ye Xiaobai was furious, a little woman, relying on her own doctor, relying on her own good looks, dared to talk to herself like this?

"My day, so dizzy, so vicious woman......"

……

The second time Ye Xiaobai opened his eyes, it was already noon the next day.

"Wake up and eat. ”

What appeared in front of her was a delicate girl, with picturesque facial features, especially her pair of natural double eyelid red phoenix eyes, which were really exciting.

Ye Sinian, Ye Xiaobai's adoptive sister, is sixteen years old.

At this time, Ye Sinian's face was not very good-looking.

Ye Xiaobai raised his eyebrows slightly: "How many people want to invite me to dinner, but they can't beg, what do you mean by having a straight face?"

Ye Sinian's tone was cold, he put down his chopsticks, turned around and left: "You can eat by yourself, if I go out, you won't see my stinky face." ”

Ye Xiaobai said angrily: "What kind of attitude do you have?"

"Are you enough?" Ye Sinian turned around suddenly, and an irrepressible anger burst out from his chest, "For so many years, in addition to asking for money from your family, what have you done for your family?"

"This time you were injured and admitted to the hospital, your mother was looking for someone to borrow money everywhere, seven aunts and eight aunts, begging bitterly, and finally kneeling down to the uncle, so that she could barely get the money together, putting aside dignity, do you know how many all-nighters she has to stay up next to pay off the debt? You don't know, you will only live your own free life as an uncle, you never care about your mother's life or death, you don't know anything......

Ye Sinian's words were almost shouted, but the voice behind him became smaller and smaller, and the good-looking Danfeng's eyes were moist.

Ye Xiaobai was stunned by this extremely fast-changing scene.

In my memory, Ye Sinian is not exaggerating at all, the original Ye Xiaobai is not easy to read, so he likes to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, and goes out to fool around with fox friends and dog friends all day long, he pays for eating and drinking, and he doesn't feel distressed at all when he squanders his mother's hard-earned money from staying up late and working overtime.

On the surface, he is majestic, but in fact, everyone thinks he is stupid, otherwise he would not be let go of snakes and bite eggs, and no one has stood up to say a fair word, which can be described as a real waste.

According to the normal development, the original Ye Xiaobai failed this operation, and there was a nurse filming Douyin during the operation, but he was accidentally recorded in, which caused his eggs to be wasted by the whole school, and he was ashamed and desperate for life, and committed suicide by drinking paraquat.

Ye Xiaobai's return to yang, calculated from time, deprived the original Ye Xiaobai of two days of life.

"This Dharma Protector has never liked to owe favors to anyone, so he will go back and arrange a good family for you in the next life, and give you a ruined family to your heart's content. ”

"And your beautiful sister, and poor old mother, this Dharma Protector will allow them to be rich and prosperous for a lifetime, and ascend to the Nine Heavens. ”

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai looked directly at Ye Sinian, and the words were sonorous: "Ye Sinian, don't be afraid, a good day is coming, I will make you the queen, whoever blocks it, who kills it!"

Ye Sinian looked at him for a long time, and there was a strong look of disappointment in his eyes: "You are hopeless." ”

After speaking, he walked out of the ward, and his tall and beautiful back was lonely and weak.

"After all, she is a mortal woman, with long hair and short knowledge, and she doesn't know the face of this Dharma protector...... You'll just be waiting to enjoy the rest of your life!"

Ye Xiaobai looked at Ye Sinian who disappeared from view, sneered in his heart, and then began to ponder his strength.

In the past ten years, demons have spread everywhere in the world, and many ghosts in the underworld have disappeared for no reason.

This time, he returned to Yang because he received a top-secret order from Yan Jun of the First Palace, and only two people knew about the task, one was the chief judge of the Investigation Division, and the other was Ye Xiaobai, who was the chief protector of the Investigation Division, in order to find out the root cause of this kind of vision.

"This body is too rubbish, it's just powerless!"

Ye Xiaobai couldn't help complaining.

Although it has always been his wish to return Yang to the world, it is still unacceptable for him to be able to go from the big celebrity beside Judge Lu to dominate from the side of the underworld, from a generation of heroic powerhouses, to a mortal without cultivation overnight, and he is still a garbage among mortals.

Thinking about it, Ye Xiaobai opened the drawer of the bedside table and prepared to change clothes and leave the hospital.

Seeing the latest iphone_xsmax mobile phone in the drawer, I couldn't help but sigh that "Ye Xiaobai" really has no conscience, this kid threatened him with death, and he was stunned to squeeze out the little savings he had in the family, and heard Ye Sinian say that it was the money he saved for him to go to college next semester.

After changing his clothes, because he had no money to pay the hospitalization fee, he had to sneak out of the hospital, but before he left the entrance of the inpatient department, he was greeted by a woman he never wanted to see in his life, and his footsteps couldn't help but stop.

"Ye Xiaobai!"

The woman came up with a coquettish shout.

It's a big-breasted royal sister type beauty.。

It's also the female doctor who cut his balls with a knife in the operating room.

Ye Xiaobai's face suddenly fell: "You woman, what are you calling here?"

Qin Qing glanced at the part of Ye Xiaobai's lower body, and tightened her good-looking brows: "I still have to ask what you are doing here?" And what about your hospital gown?"

Ye Xiaobai said: "I was discharged!"

Qin Qing said: "You still need to observe for a few days to make sure that the wound is not infected before you can be discharged from the hospital." ”

Ye Xiaobai sneered proudly: "This Dharma protector acts, when will it be your turn to be a little woman to give advice?"

This guy is angry that his balls were cut by Qin Qing with a knife, and it is too embarrassing to spread it mainly to the underworld!

Ha?

Little woman?

Lay a finger on someone?

Qin Qing seemed to think that she had misheard: "Ye Xiaobai, are you capable, dare to talk to me like this?"

Ye Xiaobai scoffed: "Don't say it's you, it's your father who comes over and dares to provoke me, I still don't show mercy!"

？？？

Qin Qing stomped her feet angrily, the pair of big breasts rose and fell violently like ocean waves, although as the attending physician, it was a very annoying thing for the patients under her name to be disobedient, but if it wasn't for her best friend Ye Sinian's entrustment, she would really be impatient to take care of this waste!

Ye Xiaobai's unbearable behavior for so many years, she has seen some and heard some of it, it can be said that in addition to Ye Xiaobai's mother and sister, she is the person who knows Ye Xiaobai best.

Why can't you help me?

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she had never been a master who was willing to suffer, so she turned around and took out the phone, and was about to call Ye Xiaobai and his mother to complain, but when she turned around, she saw a familiar figure holding flowers from a distance, and then the disgust in her eyes was undisguised.

Right now, start with your heart.

Turning around, Ye Xiaobai was gone, and when he glanced around, the guy had already walked to the back garden.

Qin Qing pulled out her legs and chased after her, holding Ye Xiaobai's arm affectionately, the two of them seemed to be a couple in love.

"Do you want to tempt me to go back to the ward?

Ye Xiaobai frowned, then sneered, raised his head, straightened his chest, and walked forward step by step, without looking at her!

As for the left arm...... This woman can be saved if she wants it, and it is not uncommon for Lao Tzu to worry about a little woman!

"Baibai, don't you be like this, isn't it......" Qin Qing was pitiful, and her weak and boneless body pressed hard, "I also see that you study very hard every day, you see, you go back with me, will I raise you in the future?"

"Why do you need to raise this Dharma Protector?"

"Then why are you willing to go back with me?"

"Give me a kiss!"

"You kid toad want to ......" Qin Qing jumped up, but swallowed back halfway through the words, glanced back without a trace, his heart was horizontal, and his body was soft again, "Hurry up and kiss, just take a bit......e"

Before she could finish speaking, she felt that her mouth was gagged, and then, a very rude wave of enthusiasm struck, prying open her teeth, and drove straight in, savagely raging.

Although she was mentally prepared, she was still stunned at this moment.

My day!

Ye Xiaobai was also stunned!

Hundreds of years ago, his family was poor, he died at the age of sixteen, he never tasted the forbidden fruit, and the only kiss was to secretly kiss the daughter of the old Wang family next door.

After entering the underworld, the wind and water were mixed by chance, but although there were a lot of female ghosts in the underworld, ghosts are ghosts after all, and now they are real sensory stimulation.

He originally wanted to tease this girl in the public to avenge the egg cut, but he didn't expect that the beauty in the mortal world tasted so sour......