"Matsuda, Matsuda, do you know anything about it!? Miwako went on a blind date yesterday. Matsuda, who came to the Metropolitan Police Department early in the morning, heard Yumi's shouting.

"Hehe, what does it have to do with me. Matsuda asked rhetorically with a dark face.

"Aren't you afraid that Miwako will be abducted by someone else?" Yumi had already run to him when she spoke, and patted Matsuda on the shoulder hard.

"If it is so easy to be abducted, then it is useless for me to worry until I die. Matsuda dropped this sentence and walked to the first lesson.

"Do you know what to do? Yesterday Takagi was very powerful. Chiba, who is the junior brother at the bottom of the lesson, is bragging to the uniformed police officer who is even lower than him at the door: "It's really amazing to catch the thief by relying on three completely different, even opposing testimonies." ”

"Get out of the way!" Matsuda squeezed past them brutally.

"What's wrong with Officer Matsuda today?" Chiba looked at each other, wondering where he had offended the senior.

"Hello Officer Matsuda. "As the younger brother of Wannian, Takagi is smiling today, holding a box of things and just facing Matsuda who just came in.

"I heard you did a good job yesterday. Matsuda replied angrily.

Strange? What happened to Officer Matsuda today? Takagi also stared at Matsuda suspiciously.

"That's right, Brother Takagi. Matsuda shouted out the word brother very smoothly, and taught earnestly like a senior: "We are searching the three departments of violent crime in the first lesson, understand? Don't get too carried away in catching a thief, that's a useless thing that only the second lesson of the search can do." ”

"Yes, yes. Takagi could only nod, not daring to refute the senior, especially the senior's current temper.

"What's wrong with Officer Matsuda? "yes, as if everyone owes him money. "Just as a few young people gathered around in the search class to talk about the anomalies in Matsuda today, Yumi from the traffic class happened to pass by and casually told them the truth.

"Don't you know what to do? Yesterday Miwako and Shiratori went on a blind date. Yumi casually went out to patrol the streets, not expecting to be shocked at all.

"What!? Officer Sato and Officer Shiratori went on a blind date yesterday! Officer Matsuda was dumped by Officer Sato, so he was so angry!"

"What!?Officer Sato is going to marry Officer Shiratori!?Officer Matsuda is very angry and wants to take revenge on them?"

"What!?Yesterday Officer Sato and Officer Shiratori got married!?"

Without knowing it, Matsuda could feel the whole class looking at him with a look of pity.

Although I don't know what Lu Dao is for, but being looked at by everyone with that kind of eyes makes Matsuda very angry, especially those uncles who are usually very hostile to him, and they are also gentle and kind one by one.

When Matsuda was about to have a seizure, Sato came in, and then the entire world was cleared, and people hid in places they couldn't see, silently watching the latest developments in the situation.

"Uh-huh" Matsuda Oyuki Sato was behind him, and he was going to come forward to talk to him several times, but every time the words came to his mouth, he didn't know what to say.

"What's wrong?" Sato turned his head and looked at Matsuda strangely.

"That, uh, you" Matsuda looked left and right with a weak heart: "You, that went on a blind date yesterday?"

"yes, what's wrong?" Sato asked calmly.

"Ah, nothing to do, nothing to do, a happy blind date. Matsuda turned around, took a step and turned back: "Next time, it's next time, I mean your next blind date will be very pleasant." ”

"There will be no next time. Sato smiled and said, "This is the last time, I have already agreed with my mother, and I will never go on a blind date again." ”

"What!?" Matsuda sat back in his seat depressedly.

And in Sato's house, after Miwako's mother put away the half-height blind date resume, no one will know that last night, a lonely ** man sneaked in and gave Sato's mother half of her life's savings to the family and friends of the appropriate age promising youth information to a pot.

Replace it all with your own.,Ensure that next time Sato picks it horizontally and vertically.,Pick from above or from below.,Ensure that the object of the next blind date is yourself.。 As a result, the fruits of the dark work were exchanged for just a sentence, and they will never go on a blind date again?

Actually, Miwako must be thinking about me. Matsuda, who was hiding in the corner, could only comfort himself while drawing circles.

"Conan, how can this be!" Takagi finally finished his own business, and finally had time to rest, only to receive a phone call that made him very angry: "Do you know what you are talking about? How can you casually check between a few streets and the county boundary of Saitama Prefecture!?"

Sato, who was not far from Takagi, and Matsuda, who was drawing circles in the corner, looked at him at the same time. I'm going, isn't it, that Grim Reaper kid is back to plague the Tokyo folks?

"Conan-kun, I'm Sato. Sato, who was completely opposite to Matsuda's attitude, took the microphone from Takagi's hand: "Can you tell me the detailed information?"

"Good, 180 centimeters tall, between 50 and 60 years old, glasses, bearded, American with a British accent. Sato took a note and wrote down the information provided by Conan: "There was a traffic accident nearby, and Yumi was at the scene, so she could help investigate the suspect." ”

"Is this okay, Officer Sato?" Seeing Sato hang up the phone, Takagi said timidly, "Conan is just a child after all, if the barricade is proven to be a false alarm?"

"Then let's go and see what happens. Sato said indifferently: "Anyway, I don't have any work to deal with now, after all, what Conan's kid said is more concerned." It's also a troublesome thing for someone to be hijacked. Hey, Matsuda, come along. ”

"Hah!?Why can you run out of the Metropolitan Police Department to play during working hours, but I can't sleep at the Metropolitan Police Department?" Matsuda muttered, but still followed.

"Conan's kid is still funny, don't you think so?" Sato said to Matsuda, who was about to fall asleep in the co-pilot.

"Funny ghost, speaking of which, Xiao Ai seems to be with him today, well, by the way, Dr. Asa took them to see a circus show. Matsuda then remembered that Xiao Ai had told him when he went out.

When they arrived at the scene, it happened to be Conan who deduced that the prisoner was riding in a police car to cover his identity.

"Speaking of which, there was indeed a police car passing by. Yumi said embarrassedly.

"You didn't see the inside of the car, are you conspicuous by the foreigner?" Matsuda asked. After all, police cars are not a rare thing, maybe they really have a mission?

"They were holding a prisoner who said he was trying to identify the scene or something, and his head was covered by his clothes, so he couldn't see clearly. Yumi's tone of explanation became weaker and weaker, and she had no choice but to yell at Matsuda unreasonably: "Who told you not to say it earlier! I don't know much about it! You are amazing, why didn't you deduce that it was a police car earlier!"

At Yumi's yelling, Matsuda was sure that this was the prisoner's disguise. Because Yumi felt that something was wrong, she had to rely on barbarism to cover up the past.

"I haven't seen any clues left by the gringo, and I don't know anything about the Panda police car, and it's not an antique from the seventies and eighties. Matsuda said indifferently, "Now let's think about how to get that unlucky guy out of the car." ”

"I have an idea. Conan couldn't wait to tell his plan, and then said hopefully, "How?"

"Well, it's very feasible, so let's do it. Sato thinks about it, there is no better way to do it at the moment.

"Who is responsible for contacting the local police to cooperate?" Matsuda looked at Sato, and then his eyes swept over Yumi and Takagi, "I haven't been here, I don't know anyone." ”

"Leave it to Yumi. Of course, Sato knows that her best friends have a wide range of friends.

Soon several police cars were at the intersection ahead. Matsuda was ashamed of this efficiency, and of course, he was quickly distracted.

Dr. Asasa's Beetle caught up with the fleeing police car. Is it that the yellow beetle has been transformed into a monster inside like the 86 of Akinayama, or is the camouflage vehicle used by the prisoner to spray paint this time too copycat?

Under this inexplicable mystery, Conan's plan begins. Several police cars honked their sirens at the same time, and before the prisoners could react, Dr. Asa overtook at a high speed.

The young detectives begin to play in their true colors, pretending to be innocent young children who have been kidnapped by bad guys. I should be grateful for the unprofessionalism of the prisoner this time, and I didn't notice that the driver who overtook quickly just now was an old man with gray hair, otherwise how could he have done such a bad thing.

Under the eager pleading of Takagi, who arrived from behind, the prisoners decided to pretend to help and wait for the opportunity to slip away. But just as they paralyzed and agreed, they were quickly surrounded by local police cars that came to help.

Sato gave an order, braked suddenly, and smashed the prisoners in the car and successfully subdued them. Matsuda, who got out of the car, was stunned when he saw the hostage James who had been taken hostage.

Isn't this the FBI? It looks like the person in charge or something. is a consistent routine of American movies, and there is always such an old guy by his side who is also a father, mother, teacher and friend to help him, which is equivalent to the identity of a big housekeeper.

In the chaos of Sato and their control of the prisoners and directing the traffic, James gets into a pickup truck parked on the side of the road. Matsuda vaguely saw the driver, and the big butler finally returned to his superhero.

Fortunately, now is not the time to contact the FBI, at least after the full moon plot, the FBI has a large number of personnel pouring into Japan. Now, in addition to Shuichi Akai and James, there are probably only Judy who is undead to Belmore, these three FBI agents.

PS: I'm back, uh, it's been a long time since I've been back, and for various reasons, it's been delayed until now. I'm sorry.,I was going to pass a chapter on Tanabata.,It turned out that the spoofs were all written.,The text is completely clueless.,A belated update.,The following is attached to the Tanabata spoof.。 The origin is a dragon gate array in a group.

The group talked about zombies, and the villain proposed a hypothetical ending of zombie gods. First of all, as the protagonist camp, the survivors who were born to resist the virus have obtained superpowers like Resident Evil Alice, the second zombie camp, gradually giving birth to a new consciousness, and the same appearance as humans, has also abandoned raw cannibalism and changed to a slightly civilized blood drink, yes, they have evolved into vampires, and another group of scientists representing advanced technology have created an intelligent computer Skynet that cannot be infected by viruses, leading a group of T-800 to stand with superpowers and vampires.

Originally, the villain thought that this was already the end of God, but he was distorted by a sentence from the letter king, and the following god expanded:

To put it bluntly, that's my ninja, and the story starts like this, but when the final battle begins, the superpowers, the vampires, the T-800, they find themselves on a strange planet with Predators who take pleasure in hunting.

That's right, there is only one truth. They are involved in the battle between the Predator and the Alien. Aliens fight against humans, humanity loses miserably, and the protagonist goes to another galaxy alone, where people call him Skywalker. Skywalker balanced the Force, but unexpectedly found a Zerg lifeform on a planet, a high-life species that relied on telepathy appeared, and the protagonist fell in love with the Empress of Blades and gave birth to seven children, which are the seven dwarfs.

When Snow White, the toy of the seven dwarfs, finally can't bear to elope with Prince Charming, she arrives in the prince's kingdom. Soon the old king died, and Prince Charming succeeded him as the Scorpion King. And the beautiful Snow White also reverted to her original name, Medusa.

In this war for the beautiful princess, the seven dwarfs are helped by the white-robed mage Gandalf to obtain the power of the gourd baby given by the mountain god. The war lasted for many years, and it didn't end until Gandalf's death, and in order to win, the seven gourd baby dwarfs used their final skill, the Autobot Combination, and they became one to kill the Scorpion King and suppress Snow White Medusa at the bottom of the mountain.

In order to suppress Medusa, the combined name of the seven dwarfs was changed to Zeus, and the peace of Mount Olympus has been guarded. But what she didn't expect was that before Prince Charming took Snow White away, she was already pregnant with the children of seven dwarfs. Thus, Athena was born. We seem to have seen the end.

Athena, who escaped from Mount Olympus, attempted to take control of the land to challenge Zeus, but was unfortunately defeated by Zeus. Is that the end of it? No, the real game, it's only now beginting. In order to obtain the mystical power of Mahayana Buddhism, Athena went through 108,000 miles and 9981 difficulties, and finally arrived in the East, and participated in the first general election of the Heavenly Court under the pseudonym Yang Jian.

Athena, who got the artifact of the mountain splitting axe, returned to Mount Olympus to stage a good story of splitting the mountain to save her mother, and the story could have ended happily here, but God did not fulfill people's wishes.

Yang Jian, who has experienced a lot of hardships in the East, is Athena, and actually falls in love with her pet Howling Sky Dog Big Big Wolf. Poor things are different, only on the seventh day of the seventh month of each year, two people can meet on the Magpie Bridge and complain to each other.

This incident was soon discovered by Snow White Medusa, who cut through the galactic isolation with the screams of the gray wolf's "I will definitely be back", and from then on, the Galactic War appeared.

Tanabata, that is, the Galactic War. This is a war between men, only the victor can get the title of Saint Seiya, and only the Saint Seiya can hold the beauty, which is the same truth for thousands of years.

Sao Nian, for the sake of beauty, ah, no, for the sake of love, try to become a myth!