"I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep. On the abandoned roof of the sea, a little fat man who looked to be only seven or eight years old held a high-powered searchlight in one hand and his cheek in the other, and his dozing head bobbed up and down.

"It's so unfair. Another little fat man pointed to the fat man who was lying at his feet and was asleep and said, "Just the two of us working, you see Ye Tiange sleeping, and he is snoring and talking in his dreams." ”

"Well, what should I do then? I can't beat him again, so I have to accept my fate, and if I hold on for another half an hour, I should almost change the guard, right?"

"Second artillery, why don't we pour water into Brother Ye Tian's mouth, what do you say?"

Hearing this proposal, the little fat man, who was already sleepy and almost asleep, suddenly became energetic.

"Chubby, you are too lacking in morality! But this is a good proposal, hehehe, let him bully us both every day. ”

As soon as the two fat men let go of their hands, the high-power searchlight that originally swept the sea instantly hit the snowy lamppost into the sky.

"Can you choke to death?"

"He can't die, didn't the teacher say that he is a scourge to live for a thousand years? He is only seven years old this year, and there is still a long time to go before a thousand years. Besides, don't you know how to take artificial respiration? If you choke to death and kiss him. ”

"Why don't you kiss him? I have to leave my first kiss to Cauliflower. ”

The two little fat men muttered and took out the water glasses they were carrying.

"Brother Ye Tian, you have done so many bad things, today we will represent Ultraman, the messenger of justice... Belch..... Inuyasha... Forget it, it's those people who destroy you anyway. After speaking, the two fat men raised their water glasses at the same time and poured the water in the cups into the mouth of Ye Tian, who was sleeping.

With the afterglow of the high-power searchlight, the two fat men who turned around and wanted to run were surprised to find that the two glasses of water poured in were actually drunk by Ye Tian, and then gushed out like a fountain along the two nostrils.

"Brother Ye Tian wasn't choked?"

"It's so strange, could it be that he is the legendary martial arts wizard who opened up the second vein of Ren Du?"

"Please, can you have a longer brain, do you want to have a long mouth?"

The two little fat men curiously leaned their faces over, ready to observe Ye Tian's situation up close.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Ye Tian, who was lying down and sleeping, was like a cat that had been stepped on by the tail, and suddenly snorted a mouthful of water on the faces of the two fat men who were observing.

The two fat men were defenseless, and their mouths opened wide to suck all the water into their trachea.

It's not that he didn't choke, he just reacted with the long reflex arc!

The three fat men pinched their necks in unison, bent their waists and coughed desperately, Ye Tian, who had suffered a fatal blow in his sleep, had weak soles on his feet, and his body leaned back along the triangular roof. The right hand subconsciously grabbed Chubby's clothes, and Chubby subconsciously grabbed the clothes of the second artillery. The three little fat men rolled down the roof like 'rolling'.

This row of abandoned houses is where families take turns guarding at night to navigate fishing boats. Whenever the weather conditions are bad, every household will be staffed. As soon as it gets dark, the village chief organizes the families to arrange the time and replace the lighthouse with searchlights to navigate the fishing boats in the village.

The three little fat men fell from the roof to the soft sand, but nothing happened. Finally coughing up the water in the trachea, Ye Tian was about to ask the two fat men what happened just now. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several very bright blue fireworks on the sea not far from the house.

At this time, the sea was pitch black, and the sky was full of dark clouds. Nothing can be seen except the sound of huge waves crashing against the reef. Therefore, these bright blue points of light are very eye-catching.

"What's that?" Although the three children were young, they were not afraid at all.

"Let's go, go over and have a look. The three fat men unscrewed their flashlights and walked towards the beach by the faint light of the flashlights.

The fireworks fluttered and fluttered, and finally they were pushed by the waves to the reef on the shore and stopped moving. The three fat men walked over only to find that they were actually a few ordinary octopus on the beach.

This mollusk is a common sight on the seashore, but it's strange that these tiny octopuses glow with a faint blue light all over their bodies.

"The glowing octopus?" Ye Tian pinched the dead octopus, very curious. I leaned my nose over and sniffed it carefully, and except for the abnormal color, there was no problem with the shape and taste, and it was the fresh taste of the seafood.

Xiaopang took one, his saliva was almost three feet long, and he asked very clearly: "It doesn't matter if it will shine or not, just say if this thing can be eaten." ”

"Maybe you'll have superpowers after eating. The second cannon illuminated the octopus with a flashlight, this blue is close to fluorescent blue, and its own light sensing properties are very beautiful in your hand.

"Then if you don't eat Chubby first, if you are really poisoned, we can still save him. ”

Hearing Ye Tian's words, the little chubby head shook like a rattle.

"If you want to die, we will die together, we should follow the example of the ancients Taoyuan Sanjieyi. ”

As soon as they heard Xiaopang's words, Ye Tian and the second cannon suddenly became interested. Children like to imitate heroes. In ancient times, there were three knots in Taoyuan, and now there are three knots by the sea.

"Okay, the emperor is above, today I am Ye Tian. Ye Tian recalled the joke in the commentary in his mind, and fell on one knee on the hard reef.

"I'm a second cannon. ”

"I, Shen Fuwa... Uh, Brother Ye Tian, my father's name for me is too ugly, can I call him Chubby?"

"No, be serious. Ye Tianxiao's chubby face tightened: "God, all brothers are made according to their real names." ”

"I do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month. I swear here, heaven and earth will testify!" After the three little fat men finished speaking, Chu Tianyang took out a knife from his pocket and stabbed it on Xiao Pang's arm. Then he handed the knife to the second artillery, and the second artillery also slashed on the little fat arm very naturally.

"Isn't it the bleeding part that each of you is paddling on your own arm, why are you all paddling my arm?" asked Chubby with tears in his eyes.

"You're bullying Lao Tzu, aren't you?"

"Don't worry about these small sections, come, the octopus has also been dipped in the blood of our brothers, let's start eating. ”

The three little fat men smiled, and the little fat man forgot about being bullied when he turned his buttocks, skillfully picked out the octopus's ink sac, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Chubby, do you eat one more octopus than me?"

"You are the eldest brother, can't the brother eat one more?"

"Everything else is fine, you can't eat, haven't you heard of Kong Rong making pears? If you dare to eat more than me, Lao Tzu will knock out your teeth." ”

"Damn! Taoyuan Sanjie is okay except for the daughter-in-law who can't share everything else, I can't eat one more octopus, don't tie the knot, break up!"

"Hey, hey, okay, the breakup fee plus the mental damage fee, a total of fifteen yuan, take it out and break up immediately, and never see each other again. ”

"Uh。。。。。 If you don't have any money, forget it and move on. ”

The three fat men were eating happily, and they heard an adult shouting behind them: "Ye Tian, little fat, second artillery." Where are you three bastard boys running away again?"

"Huh, it's time for the changing of the guard so soon?" Ye Tian relied on himself to be able to fight more than two fat people, and ate the most small octopuses. Hearing someone yelling, Ye Tian replied at the top of his voice: "Uncle Lu, the three of us just came down to pee, and we weren't lazy." ”

The searchlight was set up anew, and a bright white light shone through.

"Fart, you three little rabbits know to be lazy, go back to sleep, I'll stand next shift with the fat cat." The adult on the roof laughed and cursed, and while skillfully controlling the searchlight to sweep the sea, he unscrewed the shochu he had brought with him, and took out two sun-dried prawns from his pocket, a mouthful of soju and a prawn.

"Uncle Lu, give us some drinks?"

"Drink a fart, the fat cat stole a lot of my wine, that's all, go home and drink your old man's wine." ”

"Stingy!" the three little fat men pouted, said goodbye to uncle, and ran home to sleep.

Seeing the three fat men walking away, the fat cat stood up from the grass next to him sneakily and ran to the beach to take a closer look.

"This... This... Do octopuses glow?" The fat cat searched twice, and finally found two octopuses in the crevices of the reef. After studying for a long time, the child's hunger finally overcame the thirst for knowledge.

The last two blue octopuses were eaten by the fat cat.