Chapter 396: Master.
Sky City.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Night.
The disciples had already rested, but the killing intent was permeating. Some of the disciples turned over late at night and wrapped themselves in quilts, feeling less cold.
"Division...... Father?"
Xiao Bai looked at the master with anxiety.
“......”
Lu Ming's face was expressionless.
And at the moment.
Little Sword is still giving an excited speech.
"Will it be great?"
"Great!"
"The president is dressed in women's clothes, what are you afraid of?!"
"Human beings are divided into men and women, and the president is willing to wear women's clothes, as spirits, you have no gender, so what is there to be wronged about making you feminine?!"
"Think about it. ”
"Thousands of spirits, when will it be your turn!
"So ......"
"What about femininity?!"
The little sword is impassioned.
Uh-huh......
The spirits thought so.
Sand!
Sand!
There was only the quiet sound of pen writing in the square, and the spirits were taking notes very carefully.
Lu Ming: "......"
Xiaobai: "......"
Finished.
I'm afraid the little sword is going to be beaten.
Xiao Bai's big eyes blinked, and he gave Xiao Xiaojian the death penalty in advance, hmm...... She even began to wonder if Master would want to find a new Karling!
After all......
It seems that there are also ancient kinds of spirits among these thousands of spirits!
Uh-huh.
Replacing the spirit body for the master may be on the agenda.
Xiaobai also wrote it down carefully.
“......”
Lu Ming forcibly endured the killing intent in his heart.
Now that the spirits are here, it is not appropriate to go out at this time, looking at their expectant little eyes, Lu Ming also felt a tingling in his scalp.
If you go out now......
"President, what does it feel like to wear women's clothes?"
"President, you're so pretty!"
"President, is that really you?"
"President, have you considered transgenderism?"
"President, President......"
Lu Ming's body was cold just thinking about it.
Never mind.
Bear with it first.
"Xiaobai. ”
"Yes. ”
"Clear the room. ”
"Okay. ”
Xiaobai nodded obediently, and then called Xiaoxiaobai over.
Sou!
A cold light flashed.
The crystal clear original card flashed in the night sky, and the spirits who were taking notes were so frightened that even the little sword changed their faces in fright.
"Not good!"
"Xiaoxiaobai has come to check the post!"
"Run!"
The spirits panicked.
Sou!
Sou!
Light and shadow flow.
The spirits were quickly running clean.
When Xiao Xiaobai arrived, there was silence in the love department, and the spirits were lying in the dormitory of the department resting peacefully, sleeping very peacefully.
Well......
Xiao Xiaobai simply didn't leave.
Buzz –
Buzz –
Light and shadow flicker.
It began to patrol the Relations Division.
The spirits' faces turned green, and they had no choice but to sleep.
......
And at the moment.
Somewhere.
With a flicker of our little sword, we fled from the Romance Department.
It's true.
As an original card with a master!
The first characteristic of the original card is that it can return to the cultivator unconditionally!
So.
Seeing the danger, his heart moved slightly, and he came back directly.
Hum.
Still want to catch me?
Well......
At this time period, Lu Ming should be asleep, right?
Buzz –
With the light and shadow, the little sword finally returned, and then he saw two familiar figures in front of him...... Lu Ming and Xiaobai were looking at it indifferently.
Ay?
The little sword was stunned.
Lu Ming......
Wait a minute.
Xiaobai is also there?!
This point in time, this location......
Hiss –
Little Sword gasped.
Could it be that Lu Ming finally couldn't bear the restlessness of the summer, and finally attacked Xiaobai?! No wonder he looked at himself so strangely!
That's right, too.
I've disturbed other people's good things!
Well......
It quietly retreated.
Then he keenly noticed that there was a small box next to Lu Ming, and there was a gap in it, although it was very small, but for it, it was not a problem at all. As soon as its mind swept over, it saw what was inside, and it turned out to be a strange little leather whip.
Well......
Night.
People are quiet.
Lu Ming, Xiaobai, Little Leather Whip......
Hiss –
Little Sword gasped again.
It is worthy of Lu Ming!
For the first time, is it so big?!
And also......
It glanced at Minister Xiaobai with a slightly surprised gaze, it knew that Minister Xiaobai was very special, but it never thought that there was such a lot of energy under this small body!
Well......
What a perfect match!
Thereupon.
Xiao Xiaojian thought about it very seriously and decided to leave, "Ahem, you go on, I didn't see anything." ”
“......”
Lu Ming's face was expressionless.
“......”
Xiao Bai looked at Xiao Xiaojian like a fool, took out the notebook just now, and changed the suspended sentence written on it to immediate execution.
Well......
By the way, ×.
"You know what?"
"I just went to the love department. ”
Lu Ming said very calmly.
Groov!
Xiao Jian's heart was beating wildly, and he finally realized that something was wrong, and then he escaped as soon as possible, turning into a streamer and disappearing into the sky......
However.
It's a pity.
Lu Ming just waved his hand.
Brush!
The little sword is back by his side.
Syllable!
Lu Ming slammed the goods to the ground, and the small leather whip in his hand finally fell......
Ahh
A terrible scream kept coming.
It's terrifying.
"Lu Ming, I was wrong!"
"Bastard, dare to beat your sword grandfather!"
"Hiss-pain, pain, pain, ......"
"Xiaobai save me, woo woo woo ......"
The little sword screamed again and again.
"Humph!"
Xiao Bai snorted and turned around, as if he didn't see it, Xiao Xiaojian seems to be getting more and more solid recently, and he really needs to teach him a lesson.
Thereupon.
In the middle of the night, there was a terrible cry from the Sword Card Master Association.
......
And at the moment.
Somewhere.
Some alliance deep in the third basement.
Everyone was silent at the conference table, their expressions solemn, and in front of them, there was a message sent by an undercover agent who risked his life, which was terrifying and inexplicable.
Message ......
"Is it true?"
A cultivator asked in a low voice.
"It's true. ”
That one is sure.
"Open recording!"
"Yes!"
Thereupon.
The terrifying sound of whips and wails can be heard in the recording, as well as the hideous laughter of humans, and the eerie light that flickers constantly, in the darkness......
Infiltrate.
And terrifying.
"I knew that there must be something wrong with this Sword Card Master Association!"
A cultivator was furious.
Look!
I don't sleep in the middle of the night!
It was a wail and a hideous voice......
Horror movie?!
"Do you want to hand it over to law enforcement?"
One whispered.
"What is the evidence, only the sound, what about the picture?"
The cultivator glared at him.
"Uh......"
"The employee we bribed didn't even dare to come close. ”
The man sighed.
"Then you talk about!"
The cultivator said, "Remember, this kind of thing, only the real hammer that can be directly hammered to death, can be submitted to the law enforcer, understand?!"
"So what now?"
"Wait! Wait for the real thing!"
"That's, that's the plan......"
"Normal execution!"
"But...... It's dangerous!"
The man was worried.
It's true.
In the past, it was risk-free to carry out this plan, but now looking at this video and listening to the recording of what seems to be Lu Ming's laughter, they are full of horror!
"Rest assured. ”
"We're here. ”
"This is also an opportunity that we must seize!"
"Have you ever heard the saying, standing on the tuyere, pigs can fly!
"And the Sword Card Master Guild ......"
"It's the pig!"
"We have a better background, and our volume is more solid! As long as we find the outlet, hehe, there will be nothing to do with the Sword Card Master Association!"
......
And at this time.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming was still cleaning up the little sword.
I have been buying this little leather whip for a long time, because there were many things later, and the little sword was never tossed, so Lu Ming put it up for the time being, but I didn't expect it to come in handy.
Whip the soul!
Straight into the spirit!
Let you experience the feeling of flying.
Well......
No problem.
"Master, let's take a break. ”
Xiaobai glanced at the miserable little sword and spoke.
"Hmm. ”
Lu Ming stopped at this time.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Xiao Xiaojian glanced at Xiao Bai gratefully.
Really.
Or is Xiaobai good to himself......
"Grab a bite to eat. ”
Xiaobai brought up the freshly made supper, helped Lu Ming wipe the sweat, and said softly: "Master, eat something first, and then fight when you have the strength." ”
Little Sword: ???
"Humph!"
Lu Ming snorted coldly, "Sooner or later, I will change it!"
He found out.
Xiao Xiaojian, this product, belongs to the type of house that does not open the roof for three days, as long as you treat him well, he will start to let himself go......
Well......
In the future, this whip will be standard.
It's just that.
Lu Ming was still worried.
Although the little sword has been taught, there are some things that will never come back......
Next.
Xiaobai did a popular science survey and was surprised to find that the original distribution ratio of 70% male, 20% female, and 10% sexless spirits has been completely changed!
The current data ......
Well......
80% are female, 15% male, and 5% are asexual.
→_→
Except for some straight men of steel, as well as spirits who believe that power is king, and look down on life and death, most of them have been converted!
Thereupon.
Originally, as long as you walked in, you could hear all kinds of beastly roars, but now as long as you get closer, you can feel a group of warblers and swallows......
"Come on, guest officer......"
"Wrong!!
"That's what the book says!"
"Which book are you reading?"
"Jin What Mei!"
"That book doesn't have at all! Humans call guest officers, we should be calling friends and cultivators, of course, before that, we can call them masters a little better. ”
"Oh. ”
Several spirits made a noise and decided on the name.
Thereupon.
The painting style of the love department has become.,As soon as you get close,,There's a white-skinned and beautiful long leg beckoning to you.,"Come on, master~"
Xiaobai: ???
Lu Ming: ???
Who can withstand this?!
Especially Li Ergou, who just got the spirit body a few days ago!
Li Ergou looked at the young lady in the love department, and then at his own big yellow dog, feeling bitter in his heart, why is he so anxious? !
If only it could be later......
Yes......
It's so angry to think about!
What he didn't know, however, was ......
Now.
The big yellow dog nested in the original card, looked at the rumbling from the distant love department, and looked at his own licking dog owner, and he also felt bitter.
Maybe......
It's not bad to stay in the love department?!
I knew that there were so many females in the love department, why was it in such a hurry to come?!
It's a big loss!
As for reconstruction......
It's unthinkable.
As a wild spirit, as a non-original card born of a spirit, if the original card is really broken and rebuilt, these spirits they stuffed into it are very likely to disappear!
It's true!
So......
It could only stare at the relationship department......
Wistfully.
......
Midday.
Lu Ming was studying the way of equilibrium, and Li Haoran suddenly walked over.
"Master. ”
"Huh?"
"That. ”
Li Haoran paused, and said with some embarrassment, "We received a report that your room was a little noisy at night, and Senior Sister was also coughing cough ......."
Li Haoran was embarrassed to say it.
Master is Master.
Well......
A toss is a night!
But......
After all, Senior Sister is still a minor, and in a sense, she has broken the law......
Shouldn't Master be allowed to exercise some moderation?
Pity.
This kind of thing.
He didn't dare to say it, and he didn't dare to ask.
"That. ”
"Master. ”
"Your body is important. ”
Li Haoran said sideways.
???
Lu Ming's face darkened.
What do you think!
Is that kind of person?!
Li Haoran, this stinky boy...... Wait, no, yesterday's incident, Xiao Xiaobai made a move, and all the spirits honestly went back to sleep!
What about the disciples......
Basically, no one came out either.
So......
Who reported it?!
Lu Ming knew that among this group of spirits, there must be those who fished in troubled waters, and they could also be thrown in by other associations, but it was impossible for any spirits to come out yesterday!
Little white is here!
So......
"Can I see the Internet address?"
Lu Ming's eyes narrowed.
"Yes. ”
Li Haoran opened the association and quickly found out the network address of the report, hmm...... A familiar address, and a familiar device.
- Equipment number: TEK067
- Equipment belongs: Little Sword.
Lu Ming: "......"
Li Haoran: "......"
Get.
It seems that Xiaoxiao Jian is doing something again.
"I'm sorry, Master. ”
Li Haoran was ashamed.
I actually suspect that the master is messing around, it's too much!
Is Master that kind of person?
"It doesn't matter. ”
Lu Ming smiled slightly, "How is the matter handled by the disciple's review?"
"It's coming. ”
Li Haoran was very excited.
The Sword Card Master Association has been so hot in the past two days!
Thanks to the storm of fierce beasts, the Sword Card Master Association, and even the Sanchakou Affiliated Academy are all very popular! The number of applicants has reached tens of thousands!
He was both miserable and happy for the past two days.
The little snake never sleeps, and calculates and verifies with him 24 hours a day.
"Master, don't worry!"
"A group of qualified disciples will appear soon!"
Li Haoran looked proud.
The verification in the past two days has been preliminarily successful, and even if the final verification will eliminate some people, what is left is the largest recruitment since the establishment of their Sword Card Master Association!
"Good. ”
Lu Ming was very satisfied, "Go ahead and get busy, and deal with it as soon as possible." ”
"Yes!"
Li Haoran left in good spirits.
Lu Ming's gaze looked into the distance, fell on the spirit department, and then fell on our little sword.
Report yourself?!
Oh hehehe......
Afternoon.
Lu Ming recalled Xiao Xiaojian and showed a caring smile like an old father, "Xiao Xiaojian, you have a deep study of male and female issues, so do you think that Brother Cat is a man and a woman?"
???
Cat brother?
It is not a eunuch......
Xiao Xiaojian subconsciously thought for a moment, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Bang!
Dark shadows flashed.
It was blasted out on the spot.
Bang!
Bang!
The black shadow unceremoniously smashed it a few times, burying it deep in the ground.
Bottomless.
Long.
The little sword climbed up tiredly......
"Up?"
Lu Ming took a sip of tea.
"Humph!"
Little Sword sneered, it won't be fooled again!
"Take it easy. ”
"I'm not going to hit you today. ”
Lu Ming smiled slightly, "I just let you understand some things, for example, how did I meet Brother Mao in the first place? ”
“???”
The little sword groaned for a moment.
Well......
Let yourself deduce, then there should be no traps!
Thereupon.
It began to deduce the encounter between Lu Ming and the black cat, it didn't dare to deduce the black cat, so it started from Lu Ming's point of view, and then saw the card where the black cat was back then.
Well......
A special card with 18 forbidden ......
???
18 forbidden?
Xiao Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, how could Brother Cat be in the 18 forbidden cards?!Wait, in this case, wouldn't Brother Cat ...... Could it be ......
Hiss –
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly gasped.
Moment.
It had some indescribable images in its mind.
And then......
It's gone.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Lu Ming quietly tasted the tea, and could vaguely feel the roar in his mind, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, huh...... Feel refreshed.
Sample!
Let you be honest!
Even if you are this time?? I'm going to blow you up too!
......