Body Chapter 553 Scares
Lei Gang and others also rushed back to Liulin City from the field on the third day, late that night, Lei Gang took four people to drive the car outside the village, and lifted out two heavy sacks from the trunk of the car, there were things in the sack wriggling, a brother was curious to open the mouth of the sack and take a look, his face was pale with fright------- the sack was full of snakes!
The next morning, when most of the people in the village were still asleep, with the screams coming from a courtyard, it didn't take long for everyone to mess up, and the whole village exploded!
I saw crawling snakes everywhere in the yard, on the beams of the houses, in the houses, and on the streets, which frightened the people of a village, and everyone was terrified. Then the whole village started a snake hunting campaign.
The snake is Lei Gang from a snake farm in a neighboring province to buy, are non-poisonous cauliflower snakes, is specially for the major restaurants to provide snake feasts, scary but will not kill people, originally now the snake should have hibernated, but in the car nest for a few hours, a warm, are noisy.
After the village chief was arrested, there was no leader in the village, and the inexplicable snake plague caused every family to panic and be afraid, and no one dared to sleep for a week. The whole village was in chaos.
After Lei Gang found these wealthy families who were more ferocious through acquaintances, he even threatened and intimidated, and then promised sweetness that he could give them a few families a separate and appropriate plus, and they all obediently accepted Lei Gang's conditions.
When Lei Gang drove dozens of people to the village for the second time and took out the contract that had been drawn up for the villagers to sign, under the lead of those wealthy households, the rest of the people in the village also signed happily.
In less than half a month, Lei Gang did this thing that made Sun Yajun anxious cleanly.
In a blink of an eye, the Spring Festival, as usual, Xiao Bohan gave everyone bonuses in advance, and also sent red envelopes to those in power in Liulin City one by one, Xiao Bohan visited a lot of people this year, in addition to the leaders of the government system, he also gave New Year's greetings to the leaders of the bank, because in the development of Hengdao Group this year, Xiao Bohan has become more and more aware of the importance of the bank to his own business, such as the ecological park of Yanghe, without the support of the bank, there will definitely be financial problems.
Today he specially invited Li Xiao, president of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of Liulin City, and the time was set at 6 o'clock in the evening, Xiao Bohan also ran a few units during the day, and worked hard all afternoon, Xiao Bohan said to Meng Ling, "Meng Ling, you have worked hard today, your results are not small, and the red envelopes that should be sent are almost done." Come with me to the hotel in the evening, we will invite President Li of the Municipal Industrial and Commercial Bank to dinner, you have to behave well, this is a very critical meeting. ”
Meng Ling hurriedly said: "I can't drink, Mr. Xiao." ”
Xiao Bohan mainly saw that Meng Ling had been working hard recently, and wanted to treat Meng Ling, and he didn't expect her to drink, so he said, "What about wine?"
Meng Ling said: "You can still drink some wine." ”
"That's fine! The key is to let Governor Li drink more to show your ability!"
"I think I'll be able to do that. Meng Ling said confidently.
Xiao Bohan smiled and said, "Okay, it's up to you tonight!"
Before 6 o'clock, Xiao Bohan took Meng Ling and Li Kehao to the private room of the hotel to wait for Li
After a while, Xiao Bohan saw that Meng Ling and Li Kehao were a little impatient, so he said, "I'll tell you two a joke to kill the time." ”
Meng Ling clapped her hands: "Okay, okay, I like to listen to jokes the most." ”
Xiao Bohan said: "Say, a long, long time ago........."
Meng Ling pouted: "Cut, it's the same old thing again." Can you get something fresh?"
Xiao Bohan said with a smile: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly, it is said that the turtle father, the turtle mother and the turtle son's family decided to go on an outing, they brought a Shandong flatbread and two cans of submarine chicken, and set off to Yangmingshan." After ten years of hard climbing, it was finally here! They sat on the ground, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. As a result, I found that I didn't bring a can opener!
Turtle Son: "...... Then I'll go back and get it. ”
Turtle father: "Good son! Hurry up! Mom and Dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together, go and come back quickly!"
Turtle son: "You must wait for me to come back!
So the turtle son set out on his way home.........
Time is like an arrow, time is like a shuttle, 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, but the turtle son has not yet appeared.
Mother Turtle said, "Wife...... I was so hungry that I said......"
The turtle father said, "No......! Wait for him for another five years, and if you don't come, you won't care about him!"
It's been five years in the blink of an eye, and the turtle son has still not been seen. The two elders decided to start, took out the flatbread and were about to eat...... Suddenly, the turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree.
The turtle son said, "Damn! I knew you were going to steal it! Trick me into going back and get the can opener? I've been waiting for 25 years, and I've finally waited for it! I hate people for lying to me the most!"
As soon as Xiao Bohan's words fell, Meng Ling was already laughing forward and backwards, stood up and crossed his waist and waved his hands and said, "Ouch, I can't laugh anymore." You're still not letting people eat?"
Li Kehao was also smiling on the side. At this time, there was a knock on the door, Xiao Bohan hurriedly said, Meng Ling shouted: "Don't be stupid, the guests have arrived!"
Meng Ling hurriedly returned to her seat, picked up the napkin in front of the table and wiped the tears from laughter.
Li Kehao stepped forward and opened the door, and saw President Li walking in with two women.
Xiao Bohan hurriedly greeted him, and President Li said to Xiao Bohan: "One of these two beauties is Section Chief Liu of the Banking Regulatory Bureau, and the other is Section Chief Zhang of the Finance Bureau. ”
Several people laughed, and President Li introduced Xiao Bohan to the two women, but the two women were also dragged, just a few polite words, and sat down, and Xiao Bohan also introduced Li Kehao and Meng Ling.
Meng Ling stood up and bowed his head slightly, smiled and said, "Welcome leader." When Mr. Xiao heard that you were coming, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and he was usually serious to us. ”
Governor Li laughed, stood up and shook hands with Meng Ling, turned his head to Xiao Bohan while holding Meng Ling's hand, and said, "Mr. Xiao, you have such capable and beautiful subordinates, are you willing to get angry?"
Xiao Bohan also casually coped with two sentences and said, "Thank you for coming. It's me who gets to know everyone
Our pleasure. In the future, please take more care from the leaders. ”
When Xiao Bohan was talking, Meng Ling asked the waiter to bring Moutai wine, and she personally turned around and poured wine for everyone.
Governor Li looked at Meng Ling's slender little hand and poured wine for them, and his heart was full of joy, and he muttered in his heart: "Where did Xiao Bohan find such a stunner, he is really lucky, it seems that he has both wealth and wealth." ”
Xiao Bohan stood up with a wine glass in his hand and said, "It is a great honor for Bohan to be able to drink with President Li and the two leaders. Come, a toast to the health of your leaders and to our acquaintance!"
President Li's eyes were sharp, and he saw that what Meng Ling was holding in his hand was not white wine, and said, "No, no, Ms. Meng Ling can't drink red wine, she wants to drink white wine." ”
Meng Lingwaner smiled and said, "Why should the chief be honest with the little girl? I haven't drunk liquor in all these years. I'm afraid I'll get drunk with just one glass. I also want to talk to a few leaders and taste this delicious food, I don't think the president will let me not enjoy the good time we all have together tonight, right?"
Governor Li, who said something at the moment, was embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Look at it, how powerful this little mouth is." Good. Just listen to you. For a good time together tonight, it's done!"
At the banquet, Meng Ling frequently toasted President Li and the two female section chiefs, and the small words were one after another, which made several guests excited, and they were more and more comfortable to see who drank.
Xiao Bohan watched from the sidelines, and had to admire Meng Ling's level of entertainment on such occasions, to the point of perfection.
Drinking happily, President Li put his arm around Xiao Bohan's shoulder and said, "Mr. Xiao, it's your blessing to have such an assistant." They've told me everything about you, come down and get me a copy of your information. I'll go back and see, and come to me if there is something about the bank in the future. ”
Of course, Xiao Bohan nodded again and again, thanking him endlessly.
Seeing that he was almost drunk, then Governor Li looked at the time, pointed to the watch on his wrist with his finger, waved his hand and said, "If you don't eat, you won't eat." When we're full of wine, let's play cards. ”
President Li's hobby Xiao Bohan had already inquired clearly, so he echoed and said, "Okay, I'll play mahjong with you today." ”
In fact, President Li doesn't care about eating, he just wants to play mahjong, which is already a hobby of his, nothing can stop him from pursuing this traditional culture, he can complete the discussion and practice of this famous culture at any time and in any place.
It is said that once at a meeting in the provincial bank, the president of the provincial bank saw him sitting below and quietly chatting with a few card friends, and suddenly called him up and asked: "Governor Li, what are the important measures for the bank's capital guarantee?"
President Li Xiao stood up in a panic and replied: "There are two measures, oh, no, they are two. ”
The governor of the provincial bank said jokingly: "You can just talk about the two, five, and eight articles." ”
The whole venue burst into laughter, even the leaders of the provincial bank knew about his hobby, if it weren't for this hobby, it is estimated that Li Xiao would not be the leader of the city branch a long time ago, according to his qualifications, it is not an exaggeration to sit in the position of the president of the provincial bank. Dear readers, in order to prevent this book from being blocked on the website, please be sure to pay attention to my WeChat public account 'Ximen also blows snow", so that you can see me more, better, and you won't be unable to see the book because of the blocking.
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