Chapter Forty-Nine: Floating Ordinary Hair
Ugly morning?
Lin Chen couldn't cry or laugh a little, we are all our own people, why do we still bring up the rhythm. But ugly Chen is ugly morning, who made him unable to turn on the camera for the time being.
"The camera is really broken, I can't turn it on if I want to, in order to express my apologies, I'm going to change my routine today, let's double row today!" to avoid the audience continuing to entangle the camera, he decisively changed the topic.
The audience was not vexatious, and after making sure that he didn't want to turn on the camera, they also changed the topic according to his words.
"You're ugly, listen to you!"
"Chouchen, it's okay to have a double row, we want a double row of girls!"
"What kind of sister paper is double-rowed, if you want to double-row you must double-row girls, whoever dares to ask for a sister, I will give whoever is forbidden to say a package!"
Needless to say, who else is there besides the house manager Xi Chen who is such a domineering barrage.
"I don't know if I can get a random girl, it depends on how the system god arranges. You don't have to be excited, we can play when we have girls, and we can play happily if we can't have girls!"
Lin Chen is not a game system, it is impossible to proceed according to his ideas, even if he wants to take his sister to play together, if he can't touch it, he can't touch it. In comparison, he still likes to play with men, at least he doesn't have to think too much. After all, the voice changer is a popular artifact in the game.
Speaking kung fu and getting ready, he was teleported to the quality square.
"Promise 808? It seems that it is random Chinese people!"
PUBG is a global game, with players from all over the world on each server, and it's easy to get foreigners in two or four rows. For many Chinese players, the biggest fun of the game is not only 'eating chicken', but also teasing foreign players.
Random to Chinese, the advantages and disadvantages are obvious, the advantage is that there will be no problem in language communication, and the disadvantage is that there is less fun to tease foreigners.
"Dude, it's fate to line up together, let's work hard to eat chicken!" Since he is a Chinese, he also wants to say hello.
To his surprise, when he heard him speak, 'Promise 808' replied in surprise: "Hello?"
“Hello?”
Lin Chen was stunned, could it be a foreigner?
Before he could react, 'Promise 808' then asked, "Where are you from?"
After learning English for more than ten years, Lin Chen is very familiar with this sentence, and subconsciously answered: "I'm fine, thank you, and you?"
“I am fine too.” (I'm fine too).
The answer of Promise 808 is impeccable, and there is not much shadow of Chinese English, and the speech is very authentic, similar to the characters in the movie. However, Lin Chen just felt a little weird, and it was unlikely that a player who could use the word 'promise' as a nickname was a foreigner.
To be tempted, he immediately asked, "What is your name?"
After a moment's hesitation, Promise 808 replied with a smile, "My name is li lei?" )
Well, up to now, Lin Chen is 100% sure that 808 is a Chinese, not a foreigner, and foreigners basically don't know Li Lei's stalk: "Big brother, they are all Chinese, what kind of crooked nuts are you putting on me!"
"What are you talking about, I don't understand, I'm a Chinese-American, and my name is Li Lei!" Promise 808 replied in stubborn Mandarin, perhaps in order to highlight his identity as a crooked nut, he deliberately spoke Mandarin awkwardly.
"With your ordinary hair, you can't be a crooked nut!" Lin Chen rolled his eyes and said angrily.
Not only him, but the audience also didn't believe in his crooked kernel identity.
"Imitate my 404 god, anchor, help me kill him!"
"How cheap my 404 god is, I haven't imitated the essence at all, how can I expose it, even if it is exposed, I must not let go!"
From the barrage, Lin Chen learned that 404 is also a well-known anchor, has a deep language knowledge, is proficient in several Chinese, when he meets a foreigner, he says that he is a foreigner, and when he meets a Chinese, he says that he is a foreigner, and the video he makes is funny and humorous, and he has a large number of fans.
Lin Chen didn't care if Promise 808 was imitating 404 or 404 deity, it would be helpful for him to meet an interesting teammate.
After the plane took off, he asked, "Where are we going now?"
"Where else can I go, of course to the airport, and do it with them!" Promise 808 said decisively, without any hesitation.
"Brother, you are a crooked nut now, and your tone is too Chinese!" Mastering the skill of pressing the gun, Lin Chen's fear of the airport was weakening, and he didn't react much when he heard that he was going to the airport, but complained about the tone of Promise 808.
Promise 808 didn't seem to care about Lin Chen's complaints, turned on the public microphone, and shouted on the plane: "Grandchildren, grandpa waiting for you at the airport." (Grandpa, grandpa is waiting for you at the airport.) )
To be honest, Lin Chen's English level is average, only level four or six, and after the exam, his level has deteriorated, and he can't do basic communication. Promise 808's sentences are more complex, and he needs to be full of understanding.
But he doesn't need to think about it, there is still a great god in the game, and as soon as the words of Promise 808 fell, a burst of voices followed.
"Ya, foreign devils, you don't shout, isn't it just the airport? Grandpas are waiting for you at the airport!"
“Fuck you!”
"Yaga!"
"There are devils, the brothers of the Chinese people unite and kill the devils first!"
Suddenly, there was a shouting in the cabin.
"Big brother, your level of ridicule is too high, now everyone wants to kill you, what do you think?" Lin Chen was completely helpless, how could he encounter this kind of scourge in the first double row, can't he let me play the game normally?
"What else can I think of to lead them all to the airport, let's go to the dormitory. Are you so stupid as I want to take on the whole world alone?" Promise 808 replied proudly, he didn't want to go to the airport at all, and the provocation was just to get most players to go to the airport and get angry, and they would go to other places to develop obscenely.
"Can you still play like this?"
Lin Chen's face was full of surprise, he had always thought that he was quite shameless, but now he saw what it meant to be truly shameless.
"Of course you can, this is a strategy or not, stupid and just confronted them, get ready, let's jump!" said Promise 808 and jumped out of the cabin and flew towards the dormitory.
"I've really gained a lot of knowledge!" Lin Chen shook his head, and jumped off the plane while the cabin was still arguing.
"Well, I'll just say there's no one down there!" Falling on the roof of the dormitory building, Promise 808 said proudly.
"There's no one down there, but there are a lot of people on top of your head!" Lin Chen landed on the roof of another building, picked up the UMP9 on the ground, and said casually.
Not all players like to be tough, and some players are smart and feel that others are attracted to the airport so that they can land in a place where supplies are more abundant. As one of the few locations on the route that is relatively rich in materials, the dormitory buildings naturally attract many players.
At the same time as the two of them landed, at least two of the squads of players above them were about to land.
"I'll go, so many people!"
Promise 808 was taken aback and quickly turned around and entered the dormitory building.
"Before they come down, why don't you hit them?" Lin Chen asked in surprise, the player hadn't landed yet, it was a good time to kill them.
"What are you fighting, I can't beat them!"
Well, this is a lewd, but not very powerful player.