Chapter 163: The Hedgehog's Philosophy
"No! After the car started, Wei Wei understood, "I almost let you go around, it happened a few days ago last Christmas, but you still have a 06-year annual inspection label on this car, it shouldn't have been bought this year." ”
"Good eyesight," he said with his left hand on the steering wheel, with a peaceful smile on his face, but the words that came out of Atletico's mouth were not so kind, "My philosophy is very simple: be a hedgehog, if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, and if people offend me, I will retaliate with a tooth for a tooth." And there must be interest in it, even if there are some other losses caused by it. ”
"It's too extreme, isn't it? If you want my dad to hear this, he will definitely be able to pull you to talk about the dynamics of your thoughts and the meaning of life for an afternoon. ”
"It's not extreme, it's true. Shaking his head violently, Atletico said: "This is what I learned bit by bit from the pile of vendors at the school gate in the three years of high school. The reality of this world is that Ma is good at being ridden, and people are good at being bullied, if it weren't for the doorman Lao Liu Tou and them to protect me, my little business would have been unable to do it a long time ago......"
Wei Wei was silent, this bitter child with no mother and no father.
"Okay, don't worry, this society is still very harmonious as a whole, but I have now encountered a biker party, a car thief, and Jiajia's blackmail, although I have taken revenge on all three of them, but the strength is still very small. ”
(A man on a speeding car knocked the bottle on the table: Do you know that someone is running faster than a motorcycle, and he is fine when I see that the electricity-police-baton electricity is all gone!)
(A middle-aged woman snapped and hung up the phone: "It's an annoying reporter again!")
(The helmet man just now, slapping the table, "My eyes are red and swollen like rabbits, you say it's okay?")
After a while, Wei Wei let out a sigh of relief, changed his smiling face and forcibly changed the topic: "As the old saying goes, if you don't accumulate steps, you can't go a thousand miles." Atletico Madrid, your business is so good now because you have been doing a small business for three years in high school, and you have laid a good foundation, it seems that I will also try to do business, part-time work, or something. ”
"I was lucky enough to step on an alien plug-in. Atletico couldn't help but feel anxious, "If I didn't have e7u, what would my future look like? Will I go to a university in the province, study an unpopular or weak major that has been adjusted, and lose my job after graduating in four years? Or because of my character, I offend people everywhere and end up miserable?"
"Any suggestions?"
Shaking his head slightly, throwing out his superfluous thoughts, Atletico said: "I don't know the specific situation of your school, so I'll tell you what I know: our school has senior brothers and sisters who open stores, and the school also encourages them, coffee shops, bookstores, etc." There are also agents of some off-campus products that are sold in the school dormitory, so you must have this there, right?"
"Yes, of course, there are, some people subscribe to English tutoring newspapers, budding sprouts and sci-fi magazines or something, and some people sell U disks, mobile hard drives, mobile phone recharge cards, and even second-hand computers and old mobile phones. However, many of the things sold are of questionable quality. ”
"They say it's an agent, but it's actually the last level of retailers, and they don't have any experience in buying goods, so it's normal to be cheated. Atletico expertly nudged the steering wheel and steered the car onto the avenue towards the school.
"Do you have any suggestions?"
"If you are an agent, you can do FMCG, instant noodles, ham sausages, beer, chicken feet or something more stable, don't be greedy for cheap miscellaneous goods, go directly to those big brands, make a few cents less but save trouble and peace of mind. Your dormitory building should also have an access control system and a lights-out system, right?"
Wei Wei nodded: "It's okay, I sometimes can't sleep at night and feel that my stomach is empty, and I want to find something to fill my stomach." ”
"But to do this, it's better to pull the whole dorm together. Someone else will disturb your roommate when you come to buy something, and you need your roommate to help you watch it temporarily. ”
"I didn't expect that. When Wei Wei heard this, he was not very happy with this plan.
"In fact, the biggest benefit of this program is not how much money you make, but how much you can use to improve your interpersonal skills. The experience of dealing with customers, all kinds of classmates, dealing with suppliers, you can't always buy from competitors, school supermarkets and commissaries, shipping goods to schools, dealing with doormen, building relationships with roommates, and running a project together, these are all valuable assets. ”
"Is there any other way?"
"It may be possible to recharge games, print and copy, etc., ordinary inkjet printers are very cheap, but whether they can work depends on the market development of your school in this area. If there are few competitors, the profit will be high, otherwise it will not be interesting. ”
"We have more than a dozen print shops in our school, and printing a page of A4 paper costs a dime. ”
"Forget it, printing is not a problem, and recharge can also be done, but it will also earn some hard money, sell a point card to earn a few cents, and as more and more students know how to buy cards online, business is getting worse and worse. In this case, you might as well go to our CTA website as a temporary online worker and earn some living expenses. Over time, your typing speed and PS skills have increased day by day, and you can also become an online writer or computer artist in the future. ”
"CTA, I know, why do members call temporary workers? What are the membership levels like sweeping floors, guarding doors, moving bricks, transporting goods, and so on?"
"CTA is the English abbreviation of the China Temporary Workers Association, and the Chinese abbreviation is the China Temporary Association. However, because the name is too domineering, we were warned when the ICP was filed, and then we directly registered as a CTA crowdsourcing network. In fact, the shrinkage of crowdsourcing should be CS, but we are so capricious that we will not change it. ”
"Then I became a bricklayer. ”
"Moving bricks is actually good, in addition to the hard work and no development prospects, if you compare the hourly salary alone, moving bricks is not bad at all. ”
"Can it be bad? The house is so expensive to sell, and the person who sells the house makes money, so naturally he has to share a little profit for the house builder. ”
"It's not good at all, the wages for moving bricks are too high, the developers are in arrears, and one more day of delay is a lot of money just for bank interest. If it goes well, it will naturally be to pay the mortgage and pay the salary, hello, hello, everyone. If the house is not good to sell, the developer runs away, the contractor has no money, and the contractor leads the workers to jump off the building. ”
"Deeply studied, huh?"
"No way, if you don't know the difference between 'handsome' and 'teacher', you will eat instant noodles without seasoning packets; you don't know the difference between 'Sudan red' and 'chili red', and people with red feces and urine are also red; you don't know which five certificates are the five certificates, and you can't live in a house if you buy a house; you don't know formaldehyde knowledge, you either absorb formaldehyde and hurt your health, or you can buy an environmental protection wallet at a high price; in the past, you have to know how to repair the truck and repair it at any time. However, although many people can't do it, everyone can basically use the same, understand the same or eat a trench to grow a wisdom, our country's consumers are definitely the smartest and most knowledgeable in the world, there is no one!"
"Khan, are you still boasting?"
"This is the truth, young man! Let me tell you another knowledge you can use: one look at the packaging and printing, there will be color bias errors and omissions when the imitation fake color printing, the second look at the production date of the inkjet code, the genuine products are laser coding, the text is dot matrix, the imitation is a direct printing body, carefully look at the ink dots are not fine and not round, the third look at the printing quality of the manual, the genuine printing weight is better, the fourth look at the small packaging, the genuine product is more delicate and easier to tear apart. Of course, the best way is to keep a box of genuine products in your hand for comparison, and you have already experienced the difference in feeling. ”
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You'll understand in a few days," Atletico just smiled ambiguously, but didn't explain.
The two girls were picked up at the school gate and got into the car, and the car turned and accelerated sensitively to the residence not far away.
For Atletico Madrid likes to install voice-activated locks on the security door, and the door can be opened with a few knocks, Wei Liang and the two are basically immune, so it's no wonder, but after entering the room, the refrigerator and air conditioner that have already been turned on still surprised the two.
"Nothing, a text message to the air conditioner and fridge, very simple. ”
"Ahh
Atletico was sorting the ingredients and vegetables he had purchased before into the refrigerator and freezer, and when he heard this, he said directly: "I don't have a TV at home, tell Jiajia what program you want to watch, and let her help you put it." ”
"Actually, it's very simple, look over there," Putting down his hand, Atletico pointed to the position under the air conditioner near the window, Wei Wei looked over and found that there was a white box fixed there, and a white wire stretched out of it, connected to the air conditioning socket.
"Inside the box is a modified mobile phone,There is a private M card in it to get through the phone,Just after picking up Jiajia and them at the school gate,Didn't I set the route on the touch screen of the center console and clicked on the house icon that represents here?At that time, the on-board computer will automatically send it a text message,Remind it to enter the ready state。 Then when we got home, the air conditioner was turned on, the refrigerator was cooling down, and the water dispenser was already ready with hot water. ”
"You can't modify it yourself, right?"
"Of course, that is, to add a single-chip microcomputer, just change the control circuit, I directly use cheap mobile phone chips to change, and the Bluetooth chip is directly connected wirelessly. Now those smart home appliance technology alliances break the dog's head,Fight back and forth,Finally, the technical solution must not be implemented on Bluetooth and wifi?Unless they have no friends,Now it is available and experience excellent voice control、Expression control。 ”
"But if you have voice control, how can you distinguish between the human voice in the TV and the user's voice, and you can't always take a pointing microphone at any time in your own home, and a microphone on the collar? I am not optimistic about the fluttering energy of domestic home appliance manufacturers, they have invested heavily in mobile phone projects in the past few years, and as a result, MTK has all gone bankrupt. ”
"It's not black phones and knockoffs that beat them, it's Moore's Law. The update cycle of electronic products such as computers and mobile phones is much faster than that of household appliances with some mechanical properties, and by the time they have designed new mobile phones and better performance cottage machines in these home factories, they have been sold for three months. Therefore, I think the most reliable smart home appliances should be the way to plug in different levels of intelligent modules for ordinary home appliances. Home appliance manufacturers can sell white goods and black appliances that you don't need to update in those years, and users can buy different levels of smart modules according to their needs and financial resources. ”
"If you don't have money, hang a general remote control module,You can use mobile phone software to directly control all electrical appliances at home,No need to find which one is a TV and which one is an air conditioner from a bunch of remote controls on the coffee table;If you have money, you can engage in more intelligent control,Air conditioning automatically sets temperature, humidity, wind direction、TV automatically identifies users, provides personalized brightness and color scheme、Automatic jumping、Automatic reduction of advertising volume。 You can also open the VIP service,Save the settings to the server,Like the online thesaurus of bees,Go to hotels all over the world,Home appliance interface language、Room temperature and humidity、Lighting brightness and color temperature、TV color scheme are all your set of style,Really feel at home everywhere,How handsome!"
"It's so romantic and warm!" The two girls were obviously more sensitive to the word "home".
"The economic interests are too great, and it is impossible for home appliance manufacturers to give up the high-end market to electronics companies. Now the two major smart home appliance technology alliances are still fighting,Wait for them to win or lose, and there will be a fight for control internally,It is estimated that the popularization of smart home appliances will really be ten years later, the Year of the Monkey。 ”
"Ten years?"
"June 2016 is the month of the year of the monkey, the month of the monkey, so it is the month of the monkey, and there is one time in the twelfth year of the year of the monkey, and the last time was in 2004. ”
"Dragons, five snakes, six horses, seven sheep and eight, for the fifth month of the Mao lunar calendar is the month of horses, shouldn't it be the seventh month of the lunar calendar?"
"Eh, you have to ask Emperor Wu of Han about this thing!"
"What happened to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? ”
"Isn't it that those emperors especially like to change the year name calendar, ordinary emperors can no longer satisfy them when they ascend the throne and change the yuan and change the year name, so they change the calendar. However, the trajectory of the sun and the moon is not subject to human will, and the calendar can only become more and more accurate, otherwise it will be embarrassing, so I have to start with the title. The first month at the beginning of the traditional calendar is called the positive (zhèng) month, and the Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin, and Han dynasties each changed the location of the 'Zheng' month. The Xia Dynasty Jianyin, the Tiger Moon as the beginning of the year, the Shang Dynasty built the ugly, the Ox Moon became the first month, the Zhou Dynasty Jianzi, the Rat Moon became the first month, to the hands of Qin Shi Huang, the Qin Calendar Jianhai, the Pig Moon became the first month, but because of the need to avoid Qin Shi Huang's Zheng, the 'certificate' month was changed to the 'steaming' month. ”
"Later, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't know what to think, and the first month of the Xia calendar was restored to become the Yin month, but the pronunciation of the 'steaming' month was handed down. ”
"In other words, the month of the lunar calendar has not changed, but the name January and February has changed?"
"Yes, it's all Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty tossing people, in the "Book of Songs", "July" is the first month of the summer calendar, "Second Day" is the February of the Zhou calendar, and the "Spring and Autumn" basically uses the Zhou calendar, after all, it is the official history book of the Lu State under the jurisdiction of Zhou Tianzi, and the months in the history books after the Han Dynasty such as "Historical Records" and "Twenty-four History" are the summer calendar. ”
"It seems to be getting farther and farther away!"
"Catch!" threw a washed apple to Wei Wei to interrupt his complaint, Atletico himself came out with a plate of washed apples and put it on the coffee table, beckoning Tang Jiayi and Liang Xinyi to come and eat too, "It's all acquaintances, old classmates, don't be polite, I won't peel our poor big northern apples and cut them into the heart." ”
"Huh~!, you are too lazy to say it directly, what do you say about peeling the skin and cutting the corpse and piercing the heart, isn't it disgusting?" This was naturally said by Tang Jiayi.
"Who told you girls to eat apples and peel and cut them into pieces and stick toothpicks every time?"
In the face of Atletico Madrid's counterattack, Tang Jiayi was experienced in a hundred battles, and immediately found a basis for refutation: "I seem to have seen you buy pineapples, don't you want to peel the skin and divide the corpses of these Wanwan visitors to soak in salt water?"
"It is necessary to peel and soak pineapple in water to remove harm, and apple peel has no harmful ingredients. ”
"There are pesticide residues on the apple peel. ”
"Isn't there dish soap? Besides, there are pesticide residues on apple peels, no more on vegetables, no more grapes and cherries, and fruit fly larvae on cherry bayberry!"
Tang Jiayi, a first-year undergraduate student in the Department of Life Sciences, retorted: "Fruit fly larvae hatch from vegetables and fruits, eat clean and do not hatch for a few days, it is actually very quiet, it just shows that it is non-toxic and pesticide-free, and the fruit fly larvae contain antimicrobial peptides in their bodies, which can also enhance immunity, prevent and cure diseases......
"Next time, I'll fry you a plate of fruit fly larvae?"
"Ma is cheap, and people can't eat?" Tang Jiayi was completely crazy.
Although the words of the two sounded tense, Wei Wei and Liang Xinyi could see that it seemed that these two guys were flirting and teasing every day.
"Yo-he, when did Atletico become a cheap?"
"I saved her name on my mobile phone as two plus signs of '++', and once she saw it, she saved my mobile phone number as '-' two minus, and later it became Ma Cheap and Tongajia. ”
"Ma Cheap, I've already washed the dishes, just wait for Chef Ma to cook!"
"OKOK," Atletico agreed, turning to Wei Wei and them, "It's okay to make noodles at noon today, right?"
"Do you have a problem? What you bought today is lean meat with skin, garlic sprouts, carrots, eggs and tofu, is this not known to be put on the table to make noodles, what else can we say?"
"Of course you can change it!" said Atletico as he walked into the kitchen, and said from afar: "If you don't want to eat noodles, you can also make dipping noodles!"
Liang Xinyi gently pulled Tang Jiayi's sleeve, "You guys are usually Atletico cooking?"
"Of course he did, whoever told him to eat four or five times as much as I did!" Tang Jiayi nodded as a matter of course. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net