After figuring out Xuanhuang's intentions, the little old man inserted the big pu fan into the collar of his neck, took out the walkie-talkie and asked the waiters in the museum to bring a set of tea sets and an alcohol stove.

"This place is the coolest place in the whole museum, and the hall is very windy. "The old man has a fan stuck in the back of his neck, which is very funny. led everyone to a large corridor where tourists were hanging outside, took off the rope hanging outside, and walked in and sat on the ground with a big grin.

The front of this large corridor is connected to the back door of the museum, and the back is connected to the museum garden, not to mention that the sun is not exposed at all, sitting in this cool breeze and the fragrance of flowers, just sitting here, the feeling is no worse than an air-conditioned room. The two fat men immediately took off their clothes and lay on the ground with Ye Tian in shape.

The strange old man looked at Ye Tian and their very casual appearance, but he was very satisfied. patted Ye Tian on the shoulder, bringing a sour smell of sweat. Ye Tian hurriedly covered his nose and sat on the upwind outlet of the old man, and when the two fat men saw this, they grabbed their clothes and sat down. Xiaopang was still angry, and immediately took off his shoes as he sat on the upper wind port. This is good, even Xuanhuang and the little old man covered their noses and shouted that they couldn't stand it.

At this time, the waiter in the museum came over with a big set of tea sets and asked with a smile: "Curator, this is the big red robe you wanted." It seems that today is a distinguished guest, and I am willing to drink this tea. ”

"Distinguished guests, these two old immortals. But if I have the slightest recourse, I don't bother with them. The strange old man covered his nose and said to the staff who served the tea angrily: "You go and get a piece of incense for this fat man in the VIP room." Two pieces come over, this foot, I don't know, I think it grew out of a dung pit. ”

Xuanhuang and the others were already accustomed to the style of this strange old man, and said with a smile: "Ma, tell my apprentice about history, know that you are knowledgeable, and use your knowledge to infect them." ”

"You're Xuanhuang's apprentice?"

Ye Tian nodded: "You are the director of the museum?"

The strange old man nodded, and then both of them shook their heads at the same time.

After a while, the iron kettle bubbled, and the staff returned with incense tablets. After handing the incense piece to Xiaopang, he immediately picked up the kettle with a smile and began to make tea.

"We'll do it ourselves, you go and do your business. ”

"Otherwise, Curator, I finally have a chance to listen to your opinions, can you drive me away. ”

The strange old man snorted, but did not drive anyone away. Turning his head to look at the little fat who was holding the incense piece, he said with some reluctance: "Clamp the incense piece on the big toe, if you really can't stand it, this incense piece will definitely not be used for you." ”

Huang Laoxie looked at the incense piece clipped by Xiaopang on his toes, and asked curiously, "This can't be the one used in the VIP room, right?"

The strange old man squinted his eyes and nodded angrily: "Isn't it, your feet weren't as smelly as this little fat man's feet back then, and this little fat man's feet are enough to apply for Guinness, right?"

Ye Tian also covered his nose and asked Xiaopang curiously: "Did you step on?" ”

Within two minutes of Xiaopang clamping the incense slices, a miraculous thing happened, the smell on his feet disappeared, and Ye Tian's nose was the most intelligent, and it did disappear instead of being covered by the smell of the incense tablets.

Looking at Ye Tian's stunned appearance, the little old man didn't seem to be so distressed. boasted proudly: "It's magical, isn't it? This kind of thing made of Southeast Asian bark and agarwood, I don't know it." ”

Seeing Xuan Xuanzi looking at himself with a smile, the little old man coughed and said, "Well, but there are also some unique spices prepared by Tang Jieyi added to it, which are said to have been circulated in the court since the Tang Dynasty, specializing in solving all kinds of stenchs." ”

Xuan Xuanzi shook his head with a smile and said to the strange old man: "You old boy has a bad head, right? Since these broken incense tablets were prepared by Tang Jieyi, what are you showing to him? Tang Jieyi is Ye Tian's senior brother!"

The little old man clicked the mung bean's big eyes, and changed the topic with some annoyance and asked, "Don't talk about that nonsense, what are you doing here?"

"Naturally, I asked you to tell them about history and set up the dragon gate array that you are good at. ”

"Okay, since Xuanhuang is here, let's briefly talk about the ancient history of China. ”

The old man looked obscene, but the ink in his stomach was indeed abundant. As soon as he talked about the lecture, he immediately put aside the grievances and hatreds that he couldn't get off the stage just now, and instantly plunged into it.

The strange old man's way of thinking is also whimsical, which is completely different from that in textbooks. Because he is a history major and has the advantage of geographical advantages, this old man has a lot of unknown wild history and anecdotes in his head. Sounds lively and interesting. Originally, Ye Tian and the two fat men were going to lie on the ground to sleep, but they were unconsciously attracted by the little old man.

This little old man is like a river, and his mind is full of all kinds of wild histories and folk records and legends, even Xuanhuang, an old mountain ginseng who has lived for a long time, listens attentively.

"Wait a minute, old man, don't bully us for not studying well. The mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang has already been opened, and there are illustrations in the primary school textbooks of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. When the strange old man talked about Qin Shi Huang, Ye Tian immediately remembered that the only bit of ink in his stomach happened to be Qin Shi Huang.

The little old man snorted at Ye Tian without any image: "You know a fart!" The terracotta warriors and horses you mentioned are a tomb open to the outside world, strictly speaking, they are not called real terracotta warriors, those are just the private soldiers of the prince of Qin at that time. Before the death of the First Emperor, the princes were required to sacrifice 10,000 private soldiers each, and the craftsmen strictly built them according to the height ratio of the private soldiers. The little old man took a sip of water and asked Ye Tian with contempt, "Do you know what these private soldiers do?"

Ye Tian shook his head: "Where do I know where to go." ”

"After the craftsmen finished according to the height ratio of these people, the entire 200,000 private soldiers were all killed. The ones you see are just Qin Shi Huang's private soldiers, and they are only a little bit open, just show everyone a lively scene. ”

"Then you mean there are still soldiers of the Qin Dynasty?"

"That's not called a public soldier, that's the Qin army with super combat effectiveness of Qin Shi Huang! What is the late Qin Dynasty's rampant conquest of rebel armies everywhere, Liu Bang's beheading of the white snake Xiang Yu and 10,000 enemies, that is all written in the history books to fool people. The staff in the hall looked unconvinced, and the little old man's big fan was handed to him, signaling him to fan himself.

"Curator, that Xiang Yu is known as ten thousand enemies, it can't be fake, right?" The young staff took the pu fan, and while fanning the pu fan, he said with some indignation: "Could it be that Yu Ji or something is fake?"

"Did I say that's fake?" The little old man squinted his eyes and looked at the staff: "That Xiang Yu is indeed known as the enemy of ten thousand people, and according to historical records, his strength can carry the tripod, and the top of his head is full of qi and blood and soars into the sky." It is indeed the first fierce general in the Qin and Han dynasties. But do you know the Qin crossbow? The most troublesome thing in the Six Kingdoms is that thing, it is powerful, it has a long range, no matter how fierce the general, the salvo of ten thousand armies will still become a hedgehog, can you tell me that Xiang Yu can dodge it? Take 10,000 steps back and say, Xiang Yu is wearing extremely hard armor, and even the appendix and cecum are protected, so what about his horse? You must know that he is a general immediately. ”

"Uh。。。。。 ”

The person who refutes it was speechless, which was obviously the little old man's favorite thing to do.

"The truth of the matter is that Qin Shi Huang directly poisoned all the large troops loyal to him with poison and then killed them. He also ordered the craftsmen to cast these people into terracotta figurines, and the launching ceremony combined the souls of these people with the terracotta figurines, and like private soldiers, they did not enter the reincarnation and were directly buried with them. ”

The little old man pointed to the ground: "Most of the private soldiers displayed to the outside world are prisoners of war from the Six Nations, but they are just cannon fodder. The real Qin army was buried, all of them were armor and weapons, and strong crossbows accompanied them. The soldiers followed Qin Shi Huang in the imperial mausoleum, which is also the reason why the real imperial mausoleum could not be opened at all. They were all covered in a layer of purple armor, and when Tomb No. 1 was opened, the purple color on the armor disappeared immediately, which modern science cannot explain. ”

Seeing that Ye Tian was very excited, the little old man said: "I know that you have learned kung fu from Lao Qi's pickpocket for a few days, let me tell you, in vain! Back then, Lao Qi was searched by the relevant state departments for more than half a year, and there were more police dogs dispatched than the police in the current sub-bureau, and finally Lao Qi was blocked." It's also Lao Qi who talks about the rules of the rivers and lakes and doesn't like to kill, otherwise these people wouldn't be able to stop him. ”

"And then?"

Later, Lao Qi was invited by the state to come over and work together to rob the tomb. It's not a tomb robbery, hey, it's a fucking tomb robbery! Make a plan to rob the tomb, at that time, a senior general of the army actually wanted to use * and an excavator, and was scolded by Lao Qi at the nose. I'll learn from you how Lao Qi scolded at that time. The little old man saw that he was the kind of person who despised the powerful on weekdays, and as soon as he said that he scolded the officer, his eyes immediately lit up with excitement, and he rubbed and tugged on his trouser leg twice, revealing his knotted leg hair.

When Ye Tian saw it, he hurriedly raised his hand to stop it: "Uncle Shi, you have gone astray!"

The strange old man looked at Ye Tian suspiciously, then lowered his head and pulled open the crotch of his pants and said, "No, it's not exposed, it's lying straight inside." ”

Ye Tianyi covered his face, this Uncle Zhao was really out of tune: "I mean you have gone off topic." ”

The strange old man suddenly realized: "That's okay, although Lao Qi stole three volumes of my Mengxi pen talks, but for the sake of this old man's efforts to turn the tide back then, I will forgive him." ”

"You mean that Lao Qi said that the government was moved?"

The old man shook his head and nodded: "It's not that he moved the government, you must know that the government was a staunch supporter of atheism at that time, and Lao Qi's argument would have been caught in the streets ten years earlier." But Lao Qi Jianghu is old, which runner doesn't call Lao Qi a senior uncle? In addition, this old boy has learned Qimen Dunjia from me, but it really made him get eight or nine without leaving ten. That is, this tomb must not be moved!"

Seeing a group of people all concentrating on him, the strange old man was so excited that his leg hair was almost curled.

"At that time, Lao Qi took a group of apprentices and grandchildren, and the captain of the touching gold school connected the wax rod and hit seven places according to the direction of the gossip, and no abnormalities were found. When he reached the position of the door of death, Luoyang shoveled up, and Lao Qi's face changed. Immediately after shouting a halt. The strange old man patted his chest proudly: "The old thing flew back and asked me to come here." The strange old man bragged here, and when he saw Xuan Xuanzi looking at himself with a smile on his face, he couldn't help but blush: "Of course, Lao Xuan also participated in it, gave a lot of advice, and taught Lao Qi a lot of things." ”

"And guess what?" The old man has also learned to sell guanzi, and the little chubby grabbed the teapot and was about to beat people, but the strange old man hurriedly said: "As a result, Lao Qi Fei went back and re-fought and found that the location of the door of death actually moved by itself!"

"And that night, a strange thing happened!"