Of course, the TV series "The Legend of the New White Lady" was also vetoed by me, and I am afraid that this thing will cause Xu Xian's family conflict.

Eventually, I decided to show them the next cartoon, Cat and Mouse, because it was the only film I could think of that I could understand without listening to dialogue or subtitles.

When everything was ready, I went to rest, but the next morning, I found that Xiaoqing had once again wrapped itself around me like a snake (not a metaphor here).

I had no choice but to warm her up before getting up.

Actually, I wondered how she could open the door when I locked it, but considering that the other party was a snake spirit, if a lock could block it, the snake spirit would be too easy to deal with.

To be honest, I do have the urge to sleep with Xiaoqing, because this girl is really beautiful, and, except for the two legs that merge into a long tail from below the knee, the other organs are complete, and the position is also right, no different from a real woman, but, thinking about the first time in my life, I got on a snake, and I dispelled this idea.

After breakfast, I brought my used mountain bike from outside and clicked the mouse on it.

Sure enough, as I expected, I appeared on the broken bridge on my bicycle.

"Hey, hey, it works. ”

I couldn't help but smirk, and then I pedaled my bicycle and rushed towards Xu Xian's house.

The people who met me on the road began to point their fingers, presumably studying what kind of artifact I was riding under my crotch, but I only had five minutes left to pay attention to it.

"Xu Xian, Xu Gongzi, I'm here. ”

Before I got to the door, I shouted loudly, I guess I came early, Comrade Xu Xian should not have gone to work in his "Baohetang" pharmacy.

Sure enough, when he heard my shout, he immediately ran out and looked at my bike with a look of surprise.

"Immortal boy, what kind of mount is this, it looks so amazing!"

He looked at me with an exaggerated expression, and a sudden brake stopped in front of him.

Seeing his appearance, I thought about it and said.

"It's called mountain biking, and it's for you. ”

Without waiting for him to excuse himself, I have already begun to teach him the methods to use, I estimate that with his wisdom, he will soon be able to learn how to brake after a few more falls, of course, I focused on teaching him how to brake, because I was a little worried that he would rush into the lake to drown, and when the time came, Bai Suzhen, the goblin, would deduct me from the charge of "murdering my husband", and I would not be able to chase and kill me.

She's a goblin, and it's rumored that she's been alive for a thousand years, so it shouldn't be a big deal to live another thousand years.

From Xu Xian's performance, I can see that he is a person who loves to learn, and he listens very carefully, especially when I remind him that if he doesn't operate well, he will die.

After that, I asked him to give it a simple try, but obviously this is not a skill that can be learned at once, but the essentials of movement are taught, and he is an adult, so I feel that I should be able to do it quickly.

So, I smiled at Xu Xian and said.

"Okay, just practice a lot, and when the time comes, you can ride it to work, it's absolutely convenient, space-saving, energy-saving and environmentally friendly, and you don't have to feed any forage." ”

Thinking about the scene of Comrade Xu Xian riding a bicycle to work with a medicine box on his back, I can't help but want to laugh.

And Xu Xian had already taken out a bag and handed it to me and said.

"This is the money for the mobile phone last time, my wife simply likes it too much, but unfortunately the black screen can't play later, this time the money for the bicycle, I will give it to the son later. ”

I looked into the mouth of the bag, and sure enough, it was all yellow-colored things, and there were words engraved on them, according to He Yue, this kind of gold ingots with words are old and valuable.

So, I said proudly.

"There's no need to give any more money, just rely on our fate, what else do you want a bicycle, go, I don't have much time, hurry into the house." ”

As I spoke, I pulled out all sorts of things and another phone.

After entering the hospital, a woman dressed in white came out of the room, looked at me and saluted.

"The little woman Bai Suzhen has seen the fairy elder. ”

To tell the truth, this legendary snake spirit is really beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, no powder, beautiful and natural, and the body proportion is not good, much better than the female stars I have seen in PS, if it is placed in modern society, it is absolutely impossible to live such a quiet life, I don't know how many unreliable rich second generations surround her like flies.

However, I really didn't have much time, so I didn't care about admiring Bai Suzhen's beauty, so I quickly handed the mobile phone that was already full of games and cartoons in my hand to Bai Suzhen, and then said to her.

"White lady, give me the phone from before first, and I'll help you pack some things in. ”

Bai Suzhen didn't know why, but she still handed me the phone a little reluctantly.

I disassembled the phone and installed the memory card, and then took out the "solar power bank" to charge the phone, while turning on the phone, at the same time, I quickly explained the use of the "solar power bank".

"As long as you let this bask in the sun, when the red light here is on, it means that the energy is full, so you can plug it in and recharge......"

I try to make it as easy to understand as possible, but I think Bai Suzhen has lived for thousands of years, and her ability to understand is definitely not comparable to ordinary people.

Sure enough, she immediately accepted the concepts of "energy" and "electricity", and after that, I opened the phone in her hand and explained how to play games, how to watch videos, and so on.

Seeing that there were so many fun and beautiful things in their mobile phones, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen opened their mouths in surprise, especially when they saw the cartoon of cat and mouse.

Xu Xian was surprised and asked a sentence that was almost exactly the same as Xiaoqing's.

"Did you fit the cat and mouse in here?"

Fortunately, I have experience with this, so I said quickly.

"Let's see first, I'll explain it to you when the time comes. ”

I saw that the time was almost running out, so I quickly took out my mobile phone and asked for a few photos with the White Lady and Xu Xian, especially the White Lady, I have to let everyone after a thousand years see what a pure natural beauty is.

When the two of them saw that I had brought another mobile phone, loaded with so many fun things, and given me a magical mount with two wheels, of course they happily agreed.

So, we took various poses and started taking selfies.

Before they could take a few shots, a beautiful woman in a blue dress ran in from outside, shouting as she ran.

"Sister, I heard that the fairy is coming, let me see what the fairy looks like?"

To be honest, I was really a little confused when I heard her words.

Because, Tsing Yi calls Bai Suzhen her sister, then this woman should be the "Green Snake", but if she is the Green Snake, who is that one in my family?

As if to confirm my guess, Bai Suzhen looked at the woman who ran over and said with a smile.

"Qing'er, come on, I've seen the fairy elder. ”

When the green snake heard Bai Suzhen's words, he jumped and ran over.

However, when she saluted me, the time was up, and I was back in the hotel.

"You're not Xiaoqing!"

I looked at Xiaoqing and said in some surprise.

And Xiaoqing, a silly girl, said with a blank face while licking the popsicle I put in the refrigerator.

"The slave family is Xiaoqing!"

I didn't pay attention to her, but shook my head violently, and began to sort out this matter briefly, now it seems that Xiaoqing may indeed be Xiaoqing, but it is not a green snake, she should be another snake spirit of the Song Dynasty.

At this time, Xiaoqing looked at me with big eyes and said.

"Mr. Landlord, if there is nothing wrong, the slave family will go to see what it is, and go to the 'TV', there is a Minion and a Little Pink Man in it, but it is fun. ”

I thought to myself, Minions and Pinkmen, what the hell are they?

As a result, after asking, I found out that it was the cartoon "SpongeBob SquarePants", which is quite in line with the IQ of this silly girl.

Soon I heard a giggle like a silver bell coming from her room.

I couldn't help but sigh.

"It's really 'neurological patients have a wide range of thinking, and the second young people are more happy'!"

After traveling alone for a thousand years, Xiaoqing, a snake, actually adapted to the environment here so quickly, and can live so happily, I don't know whether to praise her, or say that she is a "second goods".

In short, I very much suspect that after staying with her for a long time, my few IQs will decline again.

However, I don't bother to care about this now, there is still a lot of money waiting for me to earn.

Thinking of this, I first posted a photo of the White Lady to a circle of friends, and then quickly poured out the bag of gold, as a result, gold leaves and gold ingots spread all over the table, it seems that the White Lady really doesn't like mobile phones in general.