Chapter 182: Practice for a few more years
Noble is the pass of the noble, meanness is the epitaph of the mean.
Huang Laoxie understands Ye Tian's kid, this kid's biggest weakness is eating, grasping this weakness, Huang Laoxie is confident that he can stimulate all the potential in this kid's body.
"This is not a human life!" Ye Tian muttered with a sad face after reaching out to dig the hard soil. Thinking of his dear dinner, Ye Tian gritted his teeth and began to dig with his head down like a groundhog.
It was not finished at noon, and Huang Laoxie was very trustworthy for the first time and did not give Ye Tian a meal. Ye Tian wanted to sneak back and get some shark meat, but when he saw Huang Laoxie guarding himself like a guardian, he dispelled this idea. Luckily, it's not closed to the gravity pool, otherwise the shark jerky would have been pickled.
In the evening, Ye Tian finally completed the required cultivation, and when he saw Xuan Xuanzi and Tang Jieyi coming in with the supply car, Ye Tian threw himself into Xuan Xuanzi's arms with tears in his eyes, and then threw himself into Tang Jieyi's arms, and stole a few pills in Tang Jieyi's trouser pocket that he didn't know what to name.
The desolate cry made the listener sad, the listener wept, the heavens and the earth changed color, and the wind and clouds choked up. Just when Xuan Xuanzi was secretly wondering if he was too strict with this kid, Ye Tian's words made Xuan Xuanzi finally see the essence of this kid.
Ye Tian hugged Xuan Xuanzi shyly: "Master, he tortured me so much, he didn't give me money to spend, he didn't even have a playboy, how can I live!"
Alas, it is still Huang Laoxie who understands this little scoundrel and little rascal. Xuan Xuanzi sighed secretly and instructed Tang Jieyi to give Ye Tian the medicine on his bloody hands.
In less than half an hour, the bloody and scarred hands began to scab and peel, and finally regained their smoothness like a baby.
Ye Tian's hands were already slender, but after recovering at this time, they looked even more tender and smooth.
"Senior brother, let's open a pharmacy together, this thing will definitely make money, and the money earned will be seven for you and three, and I will be six for you and four......" Ye Tian still did not give up the hope of wanting Tang Jieyi's formula, and pestered his senior brother at every opportunity.
Tang Jieyi blasted Ye Tian like a fly: "If you bother me again, I will give you a corpse bone next time, that kind of chronic poison will ensure that your hands and feet are rotten and there is no cure." ”
The dinner was very rich, except for what Xuan Xuanzi and Huang Laoxie stipulated to eat, the rest of Ye Tian could eat whatever he wanted. The four of them sat around a table, except for Ye Tian, who slashed into his mouth like a starving ghost reincarnated, and the other three people sat on a chair and chatted after eating a bowl of rice.
Ye Tian, who was full of food and drink, picked up a cigarette and carefully stared at his hands and thighs and asked Tang Jieyi: "Senior brother, why is the medicine you gave me different?" Ye Tian pointed to his smooth hands and feet, and then pointed to his thighs and chest, which were full of scars, and asked: "The hand and foot medicine used for me has no scars, and there are scars on my thighs and Mimi." You can use all the scar removal medicine for me, this scar, how to find a partner in the future. ”
Tang Jieyi had a cold face: "Master said, as long as you make sure that there are no scars on your hands, feet and face, it doesn't matter if there are scars in the rest of the places." If you rub this matter with me for another year, I won't give it to you. ”
Huang Laoxie snorted coldly beside him: "Do you know how valuable this hand-me-down golden medicine is? If you change me, as long as you can't die, your face is full of scars, it's a big deal to wear a mask in the future, you don't look like me, you don't have a jade tree like me, just find a sow in the future......"
Mornings in the forest are always exceptionally beautiful. Rays of artificial sunlight shine through the layers of leaves and sprinkle on the ground, shining as bright as broken silver. Birds comb their brightly colored feathers and chirp happily on the branches, sika deer chase each other leisurely on the tender grass, and little squirrels hop up and down in search of nuts......
However, for Ye Tian, all this seemed to be the beginning of a nightmare. What awaits him will be Huang Laoxi's brutal training one by one. In such a cruel environment, this kid will quickly combine a belly of bad water and kung fu perfectly.
When the first rays of artificial sunlight shone on the roof of Ye Tian's tent, Ye Tian was vigorously shaken awake by Huang Laoxi. Seeing that it was Huang Laoxi, Ye Tian, who couldn't tell the situation, muttered an annoying sentence, turned over and fell asleep again.
Because the entire Area A is a fully enclosed training ground established after the mountain has been hollowed out, Huang Laoxie contacted several academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences to develop this artificial celestial body similar to the artificial sun, which can imitate the rays of the sun in nature and alternate between day and night and cloudy and sunny days.
"Wow", a basin of cold and biting mountain spring water splashed on Ye Tian's body, Ye Tian jumped up and kicked out directly at Huang Laoxie without thinking about it, the result can be imagined, Ye Tian's body flew out like a broken kite, and Ye Tian, who was kicked to the ground, covered his crotch and scolded bitterly: "You old miscellaneous hair, dare to kick my little brother......"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Huang Laoxie threw a training sheet in front of Ye Tian.
"From four o'clock in the morning to six o'clock, there are twenty-four round-trips in the artificial lake" (There are few sharks, Ye Tian smiled secretly. )
"Six o'clock in the morning - six o'clock in the morning, meal time. (Damn, it's only been five minutes)
"6:5 - 6:30 rest" (Is it good to eat during the break?
"6:30 - 7:30, eye training. ”
"Seven thirty - eight thirty. Farming"
"Eight thirty - nine thirty. Ear training"
"Nine thirty - eleven thirty. Endurance training. ”
"Eleven thirty - twelve thirty. Siesta. (That's pretty much it.)
12:30 - 12:35. Dine. ”
"Twelve thirty-five - two thirty-five. Hunting time. ”
"Two thirty-five - four thirty-five. Deliver milk and mushroom picking"
4:35 a.m. - 6:35 p.m. Random training.
"Six thirty-five - seven thirty-five. Dinner. ”
"Seven thirty-five - nine thirty-five. Night training. ”
"This is the daily training course?" Ye Tian asked with a sad face, there was only a trace of fantasy in his heart, but he was broken by Huang Laoxi's answer: "This is the most basic training course, and after you gradually get used to it, the training intensity and content will change accordingly." ”
"Also, if you don't survive, I'll throw your carcass into the lake and feed the sharks. If you don't finish the day's training sessions, then you won't have anything to eat in the evening. ”
"Master, there is no time for me to on this, you won't tell me that training is not allowed to, right?" Ye Tian began to mess around.
"Uh, just find a time to, besides, don't you have time to after breakfast?"
"What if the stool is dry and the stomach is loose? It's not enough in such a short time!"
"Then you'll have to hold on, or I can have the logistics prepare diapers for you. Huang Laoxie spread his hands and made a very helpless move. "Lao Tzu is on the side when you train, and if you dare to be lazy, Lao Tzu will throw you into the lake to feed the sharks. ”
"Those sharks are as obedient as my dogs, and I'll be afraid of you if you throw them?"
"Do you want me to bring you some more estuarine crocodiles from Vietnam? That thing is much more ferocious than a shark." Listening to Ye Tian's pretending to be forced, Huang Laoxie couldn't help but threaten.
"Forget it, don't toss the money of the motherland. Ye Tian waved his hand weakly and diverted the topic.
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"Master, it's raining today. Let's not swim, will we? We're going to catch a cold. ”
"Stop talking nonsense, go down to you. Huang Laoxie kicked Ye Tian down.
"Oh!
"It's time, now go to bed for half an hour, or you're going to. ”
"But I haven't eaten ...... yet."
"Don't talk nonsense, didn't you tell you that it's been five minutes?
"This is a round ball for training? I don't see anything special, how do you train your eyesight?"
"Less nonsense!" kicked Ye Tian in.
"Be careful, be sure to dodge enemy attacks. Now the enemy is coming!" (A large hornet's nest was thrown in, and Huang Laoxie put the lid on it.) )
"Damn! Oh bitten me to death! Damn, my little jj is also ding, I fought with you ......."
Master, my eyes are all slitted and I can't see anything clearly, let me rest for a day?"
"Here's farming, no eyesight. Less nonsense. ”
"Then you're going to have to give me a pickaxe or something, right?"
"The old rule is that you can only use your hands. ”
"I'm grass, you're bullying me now, my eyes are not good, how can there be soil here? It's all rocks, okay?"
"It doesn't matter what rocks you don't have, you can't finish it at night and you won't have any food!"
"Master, the ground is all plowed. I strongly asked for a break. Ye Tian sat on the ground with a tired face, panting heavily.
"You sit down, and now you start your ear training. Huang Laoxie picked up the prepared pebbles and threw them out, and the pebbles rubbed against Ye Tian's left ear and swished into the big tree behind him.
"Lao Tzu will rely on his face to eat in the future, no matter how good your medicine is, what if you leave a scar on Lao Tzu? Who will rescue those young girls who are pregnant with spring?"
"Less nonsense! Where did you throw the pebble from?"
"Whirl, huh, huh, huhu......" (purring)
"Little bastard, I'm asleep!"
"It's windy tonight, Master, let's rest early. ”
"Rest a fart, within an hour and a half now, there will be tennis balls coming at you from all directions, although that thing can't kill people, but it's very uncomfortable to take a hit, especially the little brother, you just hide in this circle." ”
"But now it's dark, and the circle is still a little bigger. ”
"That's how you train your hearing, and by the way, if you step out of the circle, that's what happens. ”
With a "hiss", a roasted roast chicken turned into a pile of charcoal......
"Note that the first batch of tennis balls fired by machines were not fast. ”
"Attention, the second batch is accelerated. ”
"The third batch is coming!"
"The fourth batch... Huh, how did you turn into a steamed bun?"
"Old guy, how long will I have to live like this?" Ye Tian was lying on the ground, his eyes were slit, and his whole body was bruised, and he didn't know that he thought it was camouflage.
"Not much, three years. ”
"What? three years?" Hearing this, Ye Tian sat up suddenly, making Huang Laoxie secretly surprised, this kid was so tired that he could sit up so quickly, it seemed that he was still pretending.
"Then I don't have to live, I guess I will forget the Chinese character in three years. ”
"You don't have to worry about this, there will be the best teachers to teach you every week, and you won't know a few words anyway. ”
"When you're a little older, I'll call a few beautiful sisters every day to massage us and dance a striptease for us, that little body...... Hehe" Huang Laoxie wiped the transparent liquid at the corner of his mouth and fell into obscenity.
"Really...... Really?" The transparent liquid at the corner of Ye Tian's mouth was also flowing out.
Xuan Xuanzi, who had been hiding in the shadows, shook his head secretly. This kid and that old bastard are really a natural pair, and they are both so horny.
"Of course it's true, I'll find you a few yellow flower girls when the time comes. Huang Laoxie patted his chest.
"That'...... Can we train for a few more years?"
Huang Laoxi: "......"