Chapter 648: What is face

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The wind blew the hem of the beach skirt, and the hair beside the sunglasses was also swaying in the wind, but Tang Jiayi didn't care about them, her attention was focused on the tree opposite, and her heart was surging with regret and annoyance, if it weren't for her whimsical idea to experience island life, Atletico Madrid wouldn't have run to the tree-

There is still half a month to go to the peak tourist season in the Philippines, and the Atletico Madrid couple simply postponed the return date to enjoy the tropical atmosphere. In order to experience more deeply and avoid being disturbed, they directly chartered an island. Although the area of this island is not large, the location is relatively partial, but it also has a beautiful and clean blue sea, silver sand, blue sky and green trees, and the ecological environment on the island is more primitive because of less human intervention, a large area of wild coconut trees is completely unpicked, and a lot of mature brown and black coconut shells have fallen on the ground.

Then, at the initiative of Atletico Madrid, a competition between the men started to pick coconuts.

At the beginning, everyone just played "air bowling", picking up fallen fruits on the ground and throwing them on the trees, the efficiency was naturally not too high, but the results of backache and wrist pain were very few. Even Atletico Madrid, who boast of their super athletic ability, has not achieved much, so it is more straightforward to say that it is easier and more direct to go up the tree to pick it.

Without waiting for Tang Jiayi to express his objections, he climbed the tallest, largest, and most fruit-bearing coconut tree with his bare hands, and then picked and chose from the tree, looking for coconut fruits that were big enough and ripe enough to get them down. He had a good time, but Tang Jiayi was bitter, staying on the ground and looking up at him, this is a tree several meters close to two stories high, and Atletico Madrid does not have any safety measures on him, so she can't help but sweat.

There were other people who were also nervous, and everyone gathered around the tree to look at the top of the tree intently, ready to rush over and catch it or act as a meat cushion if there was a case.

Fortunately, Atletico Madrid's tree-climbing skills are still guaranteed, except for grabbing the tree trunk and shaking it a few times because of the sudden wind in the middle, the whole process can be said to be no danger. After picking a tree, he jumped directly onto another tree without going to the ground, and his movements were vigorous and flexible, but he also scared everyone on the ground.

"Poof!" a crisp cracking sound sounded, and a green object fell from the tree, smashing into the sand, splashing a circle of white "water".

Tang Jiayi's heart suddenly sudden, she glanced at the coconut fruit on the ground, turned her eyes to the tree again, and her hands were subconsciously clenched into fists, and there was a slight tenderness in her palms.

"Poof!" another green ball fell, and she hurriedly shouted, "Okay, okay, one person has enough to eat, hurry down!"

What answered her was the sound of three balls falling to the ground.

Then Atletico grabbed the white trunk of the tree and slipped down with his hands and feet, and when he approached the ground, he let go and jumped into the sand.

"Look! Isn't there nothing at all?"

It seems that in response to the saying "release the nature between the sea and the sky", Atletico Madrid, who came to the island, seemed to be very active, and at the moment he was like a proud bodybuilding champion, proudly showing his muscles in various postures to show off his muscles in a circle, but the audience didn't buy it much.

Tang Jiayi directly pounced on him and grabbed and bit him, wanting to vent the tension just now in this way, Wen Yun and Zhu Lingling's two personal assistants glanced at each other, silently lowered their heads and picked up a coconut, turned around and ran away.

Guo Luojun and other bodyguards saw this situation, and one of them hugged a coconut and caught up with the girl in front.

By the time Atletico calmed Tang Jiayi and took her hand back to the parasol by the beach, the gang had already built 10 coconuts into a three-sided tower with 6 below, 3 in the middle, and 1 on top, and were taking photos with the pile of coconuts with their mobile phones.

"Hey, you're fast," he said with a smile, "remember to put on the p6 label, and you won't drop the label!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone acted in a daze, Tang Jiayi slapped him on the shoulder, "It's fun to have a vacation, how can you be busy with work?"

"Isn't that by the way?"

Although the island is pristine, it has also undergone a certain amount of tourism development, and the basic life service facilities are still available, there is a stand-alone version of water, electricity and gas, and even 4 signals can be received on the beach, and you can send a scarf on the Internet.

This is not the credit of the base station of the local operator Lobe, but the benefit of the AO antenna, the exclusive patented technology of Bee.

When approaching the island,Everyone found that the mobile phone had no signal,The last check 9 people brought 16 mobile phones,Only the bee 6 can be connected normally,Other models are not good,Other brands are not good,Either simply 0 signal,Or the signal is two grids but the connection is frequently dropped。

But everyone is very calm, since P6 can go online, share the traffic with each other to WF, and it will not affect the use at all. Especially the access hotspot shared by the horse boss, the speed is quite high, just like using it in the city......

In fact, this is also how it should be, because Atletico Madrid is equivalent to a new antenna filled with Bee 6, and the signal is of course good.

According to the official explanation, AO is the abbreviation of micro enhancement and multiple output, but only a few people know that the abbreviation appeared before the full name, and the abbreviation given by Atletico Madrid himself is actually the meaning of "horse hair", after all, this antenna is the result of research to crack the principle of hair on his body.

Atletico has always been interested in these universal hairs on their bodies, and it is more reliable and acceptable to pluck the hairs and contribute to science than to slices and look inside. However, it took several years for the research team set up by Bee in collaboration with several universities to make a usable autonomous antenna, and even the official launch of the P6 was delayed by half a year to wait for the new antenna to be finalized.

Fortunately, the wait is worth it, and the new antenna has significantly improved the P6's radiation intensity, weak signal adaptation, and RF power consumption. Coupled with a more mature, more natural and comfortable third-generation butterfly screen, as well as a brand-new 64-bit bee heart processor with balanced and enhanced performance, this mobile phone can continue to surprise users, and finally set a dazzling record of more than 2 million monthly sales for bees.

Similarly, with good sales results, Bee and Atletico Madrid are also very concerned about the marketing of P6, not only delaying the additional budget of the previous "Xueba Mobile" marketing campaign to the end of January for the final exam season, but also winning the advertising sponsorship of the New Year's Eve party of many local satellite TV for the first time, and running to the TV to save the zài feeling.

As for the usual topic of scarf, I would like to mention P6, which is now also a daily task from top to bottom.

Talking about it every day, everyone feels irritable and doesn't say it, and fans also have opinions. However, the boss spoke, and everyone still followed what he said, Amway took advantage of P6's weak signal adaptability.

"That's right, watch me cut a coconut for you," said Atletico as he bent down and picked up a coconut and placed it on the table, then took the base and trimmed it so that it could lay flat on the table.

As his assistant, Zhu Lingling consciously assumed the role of compliment, and asked in a low voice: "Boss, why is this coconut different from the one on the market? ”

Although there are many coconuts used as landscaping trees on Egret Island, they are "knockoffs" called King Coconut, which itself is a king palm plant of the palm family introduced from Central America, and the coconut is a coconut of the palm family native to Southeast Asia. To put it simply, the coconut is a falling fruit and kills people, and the king palm is a fallen leaf and kills people...

"That's because you're mistaken, the coconut skin is green. However, in order to facilitate transportation, the green peel and part of the fibrous mesocarp are usually peeled off, giving the impression that it is a brown fluffy coconut. ”

While speaking, Atletico turned his head to look around, motioned for everyone to get out of the way, and grabbed it with his right hand is a neat and neat knife in two, and the coconut fruit standing on the table was broken in half by him, and thanks to Atletico's precise force and force, the napkin underneath was actually intact, but it was soaked by the overflowing coconut water.

There were many more coconut juices splashed into the air, and the biggest victim was someone himself, who was splashed on his face by this sweet and transparent V-shaped splash, leaving a lot of droplet marks on his face.

But it was he who slashed deeply, injured the flesh inside, and released the coconut water inside, splashing juice like stepping on a watermelon.

Tang Jiayi and the others stood far away because of Atletico Madrid's previous warning, and they subconsciously dodged when they saw the splash, and they didn't soon find that they didn't have a drop on their bodies, but Ma someone had a drop on his face. Others also took into account the boss's face and laughed out loud, but Ms. Tang was not so hypocritical, and suddenly forgot the nervousness and unhappiness just now, and laughed with her waist.

"What are you laughing at?" Ma Jing glared at Tang Jiayi, and passed a look of "You actually don't save face for me in front of your subordinates, look at how I clean you up when I turn around!"

Finally, he stuck out his tongue again and licked the coconut water around his lips, "Well, Ma's coconut water is a little sweet." ”

Seeing that even the other people had a smile on their faces, Atletico said with a straight face: "Okay, okay, I cut deep with this knife, in fact, to let you see the structure of the coconut, be careful of being deceived by profiteers." ”

Hearing him say this, the others also came over to watch with interest.

As an iconic island plant, the coconut tree can be said to be a standard island survival expert, and this is a unique trick for adapting to island life in the structure of the coconut fruit alone.

The coconut tree is several meters tall and bears flowers and fruits all year round, and the same tree has flowers and fruits at different stages, which can not only make full use of the abundant tropical sunshine, but also prevent the changeable weather from pitting all the fruits. Among the huge coconut fruits, there is a thick fibrous mesocarp, and its texture is loose and elastic, which can play a role in shock absorption. The exocarp that falls on the ground is weathered and peeled off one after another, leaving only the hard lignified endocarp inside, which can be carried across the ocean with seeds until a new island in the sea is discovered. Inside the hard husk, the seeds have a nutrient-rich endosperm and liquid endosperm, with a large amount of nutrients and fresh water reserves, which can meet the needs of the germ to the seedling stage.

Atletico looked down, pointed to the two halves of the coconut shell that fell on the table, and said: "The coconut still leaves a back door on the shell, and there are three small holes here and here, and the seedlings sprout and grow roots from here when they grow up, and we drink coconut water and plug the straw here." Of course, if you can't find the location, you can break it with a knife like me, it's simple and straightforward. ”

When he spoke, with the movement of his facial muscles, the coconut water hanging on his forehead and cheeks slipped down his face, but it added a sense of joy to Atletico Madrid's words, and everyone couldn't help it anymore, and laughed together under Tang Jiayi's lead.

Of course, it's a joke to break it with a knife or something, but it is quite popular to use an electric drill to make holes, after all, it is quite troublesome to find embryonic holes if you are inexperienced. Although there was no electricity on this side of the beach, the bodyguards quickly remembered the drill on it, and took out the guys and began to drill holes round and round.

Glancing at the "little nephew" Guo Luojun who was humming and burrowing, Atletico Madrid said disdainfully: "Why bother so much, just cut your head with a knife!"

As he spoke, he buckled the two coconut shells together and stuffed them into Tang Jiayi's hand, ordered him to take them, bent down and found a coconut and put it on the table and began to trim it, but this time it was not the bottom but the side. Thanks to the excellent craftsmanship of the original import, the ellipsoidal coconut was soon trimmed into a square ham shape by him, and then Atletico Madrid pressed the coconut shell with his left hand, and raised the knife with his right hand to chop, and after a crisp "click", a small piece of round coconut shell with brown outside and white inside fell down.

Atletico grabbed the coconut fruit with one hand, turned around and stuffed it to Zhu Lingling beside him, and cut one for himself, Tang Jiayi and Wen Yun. Then he went to the beach chair under the parasol with a half-coconut in his arms to enjoy fresh coconut water, leaving only Guo and his brothers to continue to burrow there.

Atletico Madrid cut five coconut shells in a row like cutting a watermelon, and everyone naturally saw it in their eyes, and looked at the same import in their hands, and suddenly felt so stupid and naïve. So everyone learned to catch the medicine according to the prescription, learned to cut off the fiber on the outside like Atletico Madrid, and then cut it down with a knife to drink coconut water and eat coconut meat.

It's a pity that soon reality crackles in their faces, and all five of them failed in the project of cutting wooden shells. The blade with great strength was stuck in the wooden shell, and it took a long time to pull it out, and the one with average strength slipped directly through the shell, only scraping off some coconut palm, and spilling it on the table to mock someone's hand slippery.

Fortunately, the goods in their hands are all high-end goods, although the teacher is unfavorable, there is no damage such as a gap and a curling blade, so as not to lose face and even keep the inside.

Next, the opposite side has been lost, and Guo Luojun doesn't plan to use the punch to drill holes anymore, so he ran directly to Atletico Madrid with his coconut, and shouted "Little uncle!" with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes!"