In fact, Jiang Hua said this, even he didn't believe it. He is confident that he now has the capital to invite any woman to dinner, but he does not have the confidence to let any woman come out with him.

The reason why he said this is not because the male protagonists in idol dramas are so flirtatious?

As most men, especially a man who has been poor for a long time after a long drought and manna, after having 600 million, he will lose money with his toes.

Jiang Hua was not exempt from vulgarity, he went to a mobile phone store, bought the latest 256G IHPONEX, and also went to a computer store to buy an alien notebook. After that, he went to luxury stores such as LV, Gucci, and Prada, but instead of men's clothing, he bought a lot of women's clothing and a few designer bags.

Finally, Jiang Hua bought a lot of cosmetics. As a straight man, he didn't understand anything like Estee Lauder, Yves Saint Laurent, so as long as it was a brand, no matter what color lipstick, eye shadow and other things, he bought them all back.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Hua called an Audi car to deliver all these things to the five dormitories of the female students of Gucheng University. He first called his sister Jiang Xue, but no one answered, so he put all his things at the aunt in charge of the dormitory. Because he and the dormitory manager aunt also know each other, they can be regarded as colleagues, and they are also very relieved.

"What are you going to do now?" Jiang Hua looked at the time, it was only one o'clock in the afternoon, and after thinking for a while, he said to himself: "Go to the Internet café for a while, recharge by the way to buy all the skins, and then abuse the vegetables!"

Thinking of this, Jiang Hua was full of interest. When he used to play LOL, he was always envious of others who had all kinds of cool and good-looking skins, although he was in the bronze section, and the strongest teammate he matched with was only Bai Yinwu, and he didn't play well, but as soon as the skin came out, Jiang Hua felt that he had lost most of it.

After taking the car to the largest Wave Internet café chain in the ancient city, Jiang Hua changed his usual poor style, charged 5,000 yuan to become a VIP member, and entered a single box with tatami mats.

The box is fully equipped, in addition to the best computer equipment, there are pillows and quilts to rest, and more exaggeratedly, there is a small Xiaoice box full of drinks and snacks.

Logged in to the LOL interface, Jiang Hua directly charged 10,000 bonds, and bought whatever cool skins he saw, except for those limited skins.

"Rob!" Jiang Hua opened the [Debt App] and found the hero robbery in the League of Legends, "Let's do this, I won't ask you for passive, but you have to help me play the game, do you have to make a deal?"

Wearing a mask, he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, but he could obviously read from his slightly stunned pupils that he was still very satisfied with Jiang Hua's proposal, but his tone was cold to death: "Yes! As long as you continue to lend me passively, I will help you become the king!" But if you can't choose me, I can't help it!"

"I'm sure I can choose you, if I don't give it, I'll give it away, what's this! I don't have a place to drop it anyway!" Jiang Hua smiled, and when he thought of his bronze fifty winning point, he felt a little embarrassed.

"Good! tell me your account!"

Jiang Hua said which district he was in and his ID. After a while, he frowned: "What? Bronze Five-Zero Winning Point? Fuck me... Big brother, it's a little difficult for you!"

Jiang Hua smiled faintly, although his skills were not very good, he was very clear about the background of these heroes. Zai's biggest enemy is not Yasuo, but Shen! Zai likes Akali, but Akali and Shen are a couple.

"Oh, is it difficult?" Jiang Hua smiled coldly, "Then I won't trouble you! I'll go to Shen and help him say something nice to Akali, tell me that you are..."

Before Jiang Hua finished speaking, he was anxious: "It's difficult? Who said it's difficult! I like challenges! That's it, let's fight! I'll help you become the king, so you should be passive!"

At the beginning of the game, Jiang Hua's position was a mid-laner, and it was on the first floor, and he got the robbery safely. After entering the game interface, Jiang Hua saw a message sent from the opposite side: "Robbery, you stupid dog again? Hehe! I advise you to directly cast 15 votes, your mid-laner is a pit!"

Jiang Hua frowned, glanced at the ID of the person who sent the message, it turned out to be the bomberman who abused him last time, and immediately started the rhythm of five sprays in one second: "Stupid dog, wait a while, Lao Tzu will beat you into a grandson! you with a household register!"

Bomberman: "Hehe! What are you calling grandpa? Ten minutes to make you super ghost!"

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Hua's teammates sent a series of doubts, and they couldn't help but be a little worried!

Jiang Hua's teammates are the top single dog head, the jungler blind monk, the ADC cannon, and the auxiliary piano girl. Before these four people started fighting, and even before the soldiers came out, they started spraying Jiang Hua wildly.

"Silly dog, a robber can't even beat a bomberman?"

"Rubbish! 15 o'clock less nonsense! Don't be ashamed!"

"Who have you met? Go home and do your homework!

"It's a dog!"

Jiang Hua's face was embarrassed for a while, and he silently typed a line of words: "Lao Tzu can play five, you hang up!"

started to match the line, Jiang Hua because he was "robbed" by himself, basically he didn't need any operation, he was as leisurely as watching the game, drinking Red Bull and smoking China while watching the robbery on the line.

The robbery itself is very stable, a total of four waves of small soldiers did not miss a single soldier, plus a total of 26 knives in the artillery truck, none of the robbery missed a knife, and it was full of blood.

On the other hand, the bomberman on the opposite side ran out of blue, and there was only half of his blood left, but he made up less than 10 knives.

When Jiang Hua saw it, he immediately typed and mocked: "Stupid dog, you can't mend the knife, play a fart!"

Bomberman: "Hehe! I'll kill you later!"

As soon as he sent this sentence, he robbed a W shadow clone behind Bomberman, instantly opened Q, and the two skills accurately hit Bomberman, and then he passed with a thunderous W in an instant, two E skills, plus a flat A, Bomberman perfectly sent a blood.

At this time, the calamity was still full of blood, a Dolan sword and a red medicine, flashing and igniting all there. And he danced on the Bomberman's corpse, taunting the other side.

When Jiang Hua saw it, he was so happy that he wanted to die, and he said that this robbery was quite sensible, and he immediately mocked: "Is it still called?"

Bomberman: "Silly dog! Lao Tzu is stuck, you will be killed later, you are called Dad!"

Jiang Hua ignored him, and planned to press the B button to go back to the city to buy equipment, but found that the B button didn't work, and when he looked at the screen again, he went straight down, and he also hit a river crab in the middle and rose to level five. After all the skills are CD, rob a W shadow clone and raid to the lower road, facing the half-blood ADC is a set of skills, ignite Kaping A, explode instantly, and send away the opposite ADC.

Own small cannon: "Fuck me and rob 666!"

Jiang Hua glanced at the battle situation, and found that the opposite auxiliary had already gone down the tower, and said in his heart that it was time to go home this time, right?

"Awesome! This kind of operation is invincible!" Jiang Hua couldn't help but sigh. At this time, the video of him robbing debts before was not closed, and he said leisurely: "It's just a basic operation, what are you excited about!"

When he returned to the line again, he already had a big sword and a pair of shoes, and he still relied on his coquettish movement to dodge the Bomberman's skill to make up for the knife, while harassing the opposite Bomberman with Q from time to time. When Bomberman was half-blooded, he saw an opportunity, and still used his W shadow clone behind Bomberman to deal damage with two Qs, and when the Bomberman passed, Bomberman ran away in a flash.

The ultimate move of the robbery is completed in an instant, and it goes directly to Bomberman's face, and a section of E skill damage plus a flat A sends Bomberman back to the West again.

And the jungler on the opposite side also rushed over, but it was in a half-blooded state. Rob a W dodge skill, followed by a Q fight, and finally R returns to the original place, and then a E skill, and the jungler both return to the west!

In the first twelve minutes, he already had five heads and more than 100 knives.

Jiang Hua immediately typed and mocked: "Call grandpa!"

With Jiang Hua's "excellent performance", his teammates also trusted Jiang Hua more and more as they got older, and the five of them began the rhythm of the push. In fact, if there is a hero Bomberman on the opposite side, it is not very simple to push in the middle, because Bomberman's clearing speed is quite fast, and all four skills can be quickly cleared. But this is a bronze game after all, and if one doesn't play well, they start spraying each other.

Jiang Hua and his four teammates stood under each other's blood fountains, and when they came out, they killed one of them.

"Bomberman, you have a kind of out! Don't hide at home! Aren't you very powerful?" Jiang Hua was furious, and the bomberman who vowed to kill threw off his armor. But the bomberman on the other side was instigated, and he only dared to throw his skills in the blood fountain, and he was stunned that there was no blood fountain.

In the end, in this game, Jiang Hua's side won the victory with a huge advantage of 21:0. And the 21 heads, all of which were obtained by Jiang Hua's "robbery" alone.

After this game, Jiang Hua was still angry, and he had to do the bomber on the other side. I began to think about such a question, how can I meet the opposite bomberman in every game?