120: I'm sick (one shift)

After returning to the room, Jiang Hua couldn't wait to take out the ghost cultivation pot from the Pangu ring, and at the same time asked the system: "You said that these two ghosts can also increase my immortal cultivation value?"

[Yes!These two ghosts are like farming and harvesting vegetables.,Every once in a while, they will increase a little bit of immortal cultivation value for you!But I don't know how much time interval!]

Jiang Hua shook the ghost pot, and then there was another insult from the hanging ghost and the water ghost: "You can shake it again!"

"Grass!" Jiang Hua shook it seven or eight times in a row, and asked the system: "Could it be that the more ghosts I catch, the more immortal cultivation points will be provided?"

[Almost!Host, then you have to catch the ghost! If it's okay, I'll step back!]

"Wait a minute, can I fly with a sword at the moment? Actually, seeing Qianyang like that today is quite handsome!"

The system laughed twice, and then poured a plate of cold water on Jiang Hua: [You can go and come back with this spell! But you can't control it with your current physical condition! At least 300,000 immortal cultivation points are required, you can find a way to increase the immortal cultivation value!]

Jiang Hua pursed his lips and lay on the bed with his head in his hands, a little disappointed.

At this time, Long Xiaolong sent a WeChat message over: Brother Hua, my sister invites you to eat Japanese food at noon tomorrow, are you free?

Jiang Hua thought for a while, hesitated whether to go or not, and always felt that it would be a Hongmen banquet, but still replied: Go!

Jiang Hua slept until ten o'clock in the morning of the next day, and then woke up, and after casually eating two bites of breakfast left by Lu Qingyi, he rushed over according to the address provided by Long Xiaolong.

Under the leadership of the waiter, Jiang Hua walked into a private room, at this time Long Yingying and Long Xiaolong had already arrived, and the table was full of all kinds of raw food such as sashimi.

"Yo, my good granddaughter is so good to invite me to dinner!

As soon as Jiang Hua exited, Long Yingying's sword eyebrows rose. As soon as Jiang Hua sat down, she took out a sharp dagger from her arms and stuck it on the table like a trick.

"Yes, I knew it was the Hongmen Banquet!" Jiang Hua stared at the dagger and smiled, "Xiaolong, you kid is not honest!"

Long Xiaolong panicked and immediately explained: "Brother Hua, I really don't know! Sister, what are you doing?"

Long Yingying sneered again and again: "Jiang Hua, this matter has nothing to do with Xiaolong! Listen to my grandfather, you can cure his illness, so if you say that, you are a miracle doctor?"

Jiang Hua didn't understand Long Yingying's intentions, but he still nodded: "Sort of! Any disease can be cured!"

"Well, I'm sick! If you can't cure me, I'll stab you! Do you dare?"

Jiang Hua didn't understand anymore, and scratched his head: "You are sick, you go to the hospital, what are you looking for me?

"Unless what?"

Jiang Hua stared at Long Yingying with a lewd smile on his face: "Unless you promise me a request, that is, if I cure you, you will let me touch your ass, do you dare?"

"You!" Long Yingying's face changed suddenly, "Boy, you're playing with fire!

"Don't dare, forget it! Look at your cowardice!"

"Who said I wouldn't dare! You try!" Long Yingying blurted out, but as soon as the words fell, she felt that she had fallen into Jiang Hua's trap! Originally, she thought that Jiang Hua would not cure herself, and she was still thinking about how to provoke Jiang Hua, but she didn't expect that she was provoked by Jiang Hua.

Jiang Hua grinned and said, "Good granddaughter, what's wrong with you?"

"My sense of taste is out of order!" Long Yingying sneered, in fact, she didn't have a sense of taste, this was a way she thought of. Because no matter how spicy the chili pepper is in this world, she can tolerate it, no matter what Jiang Hua lets herself eat, she says that there is no taste, and then she can justifiably stab Jiang Hua.

Long Xiaolong said on the side: "Sister, when did you lose your sense of taste?"

Jiang Hua waved his hand: "Xiaolong, it's okay, everything is with me!

"My sister is the most spicy! Brother Hua, I think my sister is lying to you, she deliberately wants to stab you with a knife, you better forget it!"

"Oh, is it?" Jiang Hua scratched his head and thought for a while, then suddenly smiled secretly, called Long Xiaolong over and whispered a few words, Long Xiaolong said: "Brother Hua, I'll go over now, I'll come right away!"

Five minutes later, Long Xiaolong came over with a small black bottle: "Brother Hua, your medicine!"

Jiang Hua nodded: "Well, just drop two drops into your sister's mouth!"

Long Yingying laughed disdainfully again: "Xiaolong, it's okay to pour it all in!" Then, she opened her mouth.

But Long Xiaolong had just dropped a drop, and Long Yingying spit it out: "Jiang Hua, you bastard, this is gasoline!"

"Oh, look, I said I'm a miracle doctor! Good granddaughter, congratulations on your sense of taste again, hurry up and stretch your butt over!" Jiang Hua said and applauded and laughed, laughing forward and backward, and Long Xiaolong also fell to the ground laughing.

Long Yingying's face turned red and said, "I have amnesia now, I don't remember anything, hurry up and treat me!"

"Hey, you haven't fulfilled your promise yet!

"What are you talking about? I have amnesia! I don't remember!" Long Yingying's eyes were horizontal, and she didn't admit it.

"Do you really not remember?"

"I don't remember!" Long Yingying sneered, and at the same time snickered in her heart: Hmph, I don't remember what you say, what do you do?

Jiang Hua frowned, and said in his heart that Lao Tzu will not cure you today, Lao Tzu has your surname! and said: "Xiaolong, you go out, I want to have a bang with my wife!Don't come in!" Then he stared at Long Yingying with a lewd smile, and said affectionately: "Wife, let's start undressing! Come, kiss first!Mua~"

"your fart!" Long Yingying watched Jiang Hua pouting and stretched out, and instantly slapped over, but was pinched by Jiang Hua.

"Wife, what's wrong with you, why do you want to beat me!" Jiang Hua looked at Long Yingying with an innocent face, very aggrieved.

"Jiang Hua, when will my wife be your wife?"

Jiang Hua smiled: "Hey, aren't you amnesia? look, I've cured you again!"

Long Xiaolong on the side was already laughing and was about to lose his breath: "Oh, no, no, no! I'm laughing to death! Sister, you don't bring this, right? How can you be so stupid! Hahahaha!! Hahaha!"

Long Yingying's face turned red all at once, silently put away the dagger, and said viciously: "Jiang Hua, count you ruthless!

"Why are you so unreasonable? What about letting me touch your ass? It seems that you still have a disease of dishonesty, and I will help you treat it!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Hua teleported to Long Yingying's side, reached out and hugged Long Yingying's waist, directly turned Long Yingying over one by one, stretched out a big hand and printed it on Long Yingying's buttocks, and pinched it with his hand: "Hey, it's quite elastic! Yes, yes, I can have a son!"

"I'll kill you today!" Long Yingying's face was crimson, all the way to the root of her hair, she turned her head to stare at Jiang Hua, the bastard who insulted herself, and immediately threw out a dagger from her sleeve to stab Jiang Hua.

Jiang Hua smiled lightly, pressed Long Yingying's hand with the knife on the table with a backhand button, and pressed down on Long Yingying's body, and said with a smile: "Good granddaughter, you are not well-behaved, aren't you afraid that grandpa will beat you?"

Long Yingying was pressed with her back to Jiang Hua, and Jiang Hua's breath was in her ears, which made her feel a little soft all over her body, but the words in her mouth were not soft at all: "Jiang Hua, you kind of let go of me, let's go one-on-one!"

Jiang Hua shook his head and smiled: "You are not qualified to fight with me alone, it's too spicy for you!

As he spoke, Jiang Hua ripped off Long Yingying's belt again. The belt was very long, and he quickly tied Long Yingying's hands and feet together with the belt: "Xiaolong, let's go!"

"Brother Hua, my sister she... Are you alright?"

"She's so fierce, what can she do?" Jiang Hua lit a cigarette and sprayed a puff of smoke on Long Yingying's face, "Is it still fierce? A girl should look like a girl! Look at you, you are more manly than a man! I confiscated this dagger! Goodbye!"

Long Xiaolong didn't dare to leave, he was afraid that Long Yingying would spill his anger on him, but he didn't dare to offend Jiang Hua, standing there and not knowing what to do.

Jiang Hua was secretly a little glad when he saw this scene, fortunately the last loyal dog pill was not given to Long Xiaolong, and smiled casually: "It's okay, then I'll go first! You take good care of your sister!"