"What's the matter, why is it so difficult to be a good person in this world? I wanted to be a quiet beautiful man, but when I met an idiot, I still wanted to chase Lao Tzu, and I couldn't keep up with the dirt in the back. Looking at the sports car behind him that had been thrown off by himself, Ye Tian shook his head and sighed.

The second artillery nodded and said: "Yes, we have always wanted to be a good rascal across the ages, when will it come true!"

The three children parked their Mercedes Benz in the parking lot in front of the Imperial Business Club, and the waiter ran over to open the door.

The waiters here have all become fine, and their eyes are no worse than Ye Tian. Far away, I heard the strong roar of Ye Tian's large-displacement modified Mercedes-Benz sports car engine, and those who can afford to drive such a car will tip more than others!

"Thank you" The second cannon pretended to be very gentle, and said this sentence in English, the only one he knew.

After Ye Tian pressed the remote control, he looked at the waiter looking at him expectantly. He turned around and asked Chubby, "Do you still have that?"

Chubby glanced at the waiter with a longing face, and then at the waiter's white-gloved outstretched hand and suddenly realized.

Fat reluctantly took out the remaining duck butt from the crotch of his pants and stuffed it into the waiter's hand and said, "I...... I'm not willing to eat it, forget it, give it to you! Authentic Yanjing roast duck duck butt, eat it while it's hot, I didn't have a stomach today, and I didn't let go of a fart......"

Waiter: "......"

Although he had already condoled all the relatives of the three children in his heart, the waiter had to hunch over and introduce the three sparkling children into the door of the club.

"Oh yes! I don't eat duck butts! I wish you to pull your pants!" the waiter had just thrown the duck butt into the trash when he heard the roar of a large-displacement engine in the distance.

The waiter rubbed his hands together and greeted him excitedly.

Let's just say, Lao Tzu's luck won't be so bad, that one just now is a thin head, this must be a fat sheep!

When the waiter helped open the door, I couldn't help but be stunned.

Coming down from the co-pilot was a girl who looked to be thirteen or fourteen years old, with a slender figure, a soft waist, a plump little buttocks wrapped in whitewashed jeans, her newly developed breasts were like budding flowers, and the white t-shirt revealed such a fresh smell, and her pink and jade face did not have a trace of flaws, like an angel carefully carved by God.

And the girl who got out of the car and looked to be about sixteen or seventeen years old made the waiter forget even the most basic etiquette.

The girl's height is about one meter six or eight, the black uniform is matched with a narrow black skirt that fits well, wrapping her delicate and clear, elegant and delicate body that teaches people to breathe, the body is very slender, the slender waist can only be grasped, but the chest is unusually plump and delicate, the two straight and slender legs do not have a trace of curved protrusions, the girl stands there, it naturally exudes a kind of nobility and elegance, like the fairy of the Moon Palace, which makes people unbearable perfunctory and blasphemous.

The faces of the two girls are generally delicate, with crisp eyebrows and straight noses, and a pair of big eyes that are seductive.

The two girls didn't notice the waiter's gaffe, but circled around Ye Tian's modified Mercedes-Benz twice. The younger girl kicked twice in hatred.

"Where's the man in this car?"

"Enter...... Entered the hot spring club. ”

"Lead the way for the old lady!"

The security guard also came back to his senses at this time, and led the two murderous girls to the emperor's club, wondering how to ask for more tips.

"Two beautiful ladies inside, please. After speaking, the security guard made a gesture.

Seeing the security guard smiling and stretching out her white-gloved hand, the younger girl was stunned for a moment, and then understood. Nodding, he spat the gum he was chewing on the security guard's white gloves.

"What kind of broken clubhouse, you are not allowed to eat gum when you enter the door. Looking at the two angry girls, the security guard was so sad that he almost cried.

When Ye Tian and the others entered the lobby of the clubhouse, there were already security guards who recognized Ye Tian. The expensive jade screens and vases in the lobby were smashed by tigers, but they looked a lot more spacious at the moment.

"Sir, you... Is there anything wrong with you?" the lobby manager heard the security guard's report, and immediately rushed over nervously in high heels.

These are great gods! Beat the tiger, no one dared to stand up for the tiger, this background is simply heavenly!

"It's nothing, can't you soak in a hot spring?"

As long as it wasn't to smash the field, the manager secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and personally ran to change the shoes for Ye Tian and the others, and almost followed up the men's changing area.

After putting away their clothes and changing into shorts, the three children walked to the hot spring pool with a grin.

After passing through the sterilization at the door, the three children chose a small hot spring pool to soak in.

"Damn, there is no weapon in the crotch, how can I feel so unsafe!" Ye Tian habitually touched the crotch of his pants, feeling a little lost in his heart. Especially when I saw that the water in the pool rose a lot when the second cannon and Xiaopang entered the water, my heart was very unbalanced.

"Don't say it, it's really good to come back and continue to pretend to be B after stepping on people. ”

The second cannon and Xiao Fat triumphantly compared whose belly shook more times in a minute, and Ye Tian was so angry that he directly kicked the two fat men out of the pool.

The three fat men were making trouble here, and the two eldest ladies of the Liu family had already entered the lobby. When I went straight to the hot spring area, I was stopped by the waiter.

"Miss, please change your clothes and disinfect them first. "The women's guest area entered the entrance of the hot spring club, and the waitress said politely.

"We went in and looked for someone, and we came out right away. ”

The waiter saw that the two girls were wearing famous brands and had a detached temperament, but there was anger on their faces, for fear that they would not be able to control the scene, so they hurriedly glanced at the waiter next to them.

"I'm sorry, but that's the clubhouse's rule. You need to apply for a membership card first, and then change your clothes and disinfect to enter the hot spring bathing area. ”

"Let's go, go get a membership card. The big beauty grabbed the little beauty who was about to go crazy and prepared to go to the front desk to apply for a membership card.

"Miss Liu, Second Miss, you dissipate your anger. The manager, who was still in his forties, ran over out of breath and recognized the descendants of the two top red families in Yanjing from a distance.

"Let's go in and find someone, can we not change our clothes?" asked the girl known as Second Miss, with her apricot eyes wide open, with anger.

The manager said with a smile: "Even if the second lady demolishes this place, our club will not dare to say a word." Boss Zeng is not at home, I have the final say, second lady please. After saying that, he made a gesture of invitation.

The second lady was about to raise her feet and go inside, but was stopped by Miss Liu.

"Forget it, you help me see if there are three boys of the same age as my sister, one skinny and two fat, we are here to find someone. ”

As soon as he heard the words of the eldest lady of the Liu family, the manager sighed in his heart. The heart said that I wouldn't be so coincidental, this is to hit the earth with Mars, needless to say, the Liu family's plucked hairs are thicker than the emperor. I can't afford to provoke that side, I beat the tiger and beat the boss, and the Wu family didn't even fart. If something happens to these two sides here, the emperor will be unlucky again.

"Miss Liu, I have a lot of words, don't mind. At this time, the manager no longer had the composure he had just now, his face was a little flustered, and his eyes were a little red. A character like her, who is usually exquisite, is not good at facing the giants on both sides at this time. If one is not good, a little loach like himself will be unlucky, and it is all fake to say that he is not afraid. Don't look at the usual boss giggling, if something really happens, these people all have underworld backgrounds.

"Those three people, yes ... It's Wu Shao's friend, what are you?"

When the eldest lady of the Liu family heard this, she couldn't help frowning slightly, these young people are like flies every day.

"I'm just here to ask him something, don't worry. Hearing the words of the eldest lady of the Liu family, the manager breathed a long sigh of relief.

Within a few minutes, the waitress who went in found Ye Tian and the three of them.

Miss Liu asked in a low voice: "Why don't we change our clothes and go to them to theorize?" I'm also curious, just now my speed has reached one hundred and eighteen, even if I haven't fallen below one hundred in the second ring, how can I be so far behind?"

Miss Liu Er shook her head when she heard that she was going to change her clothes and said, "I won't change it, my breasts haven't developed yet, you put on that dress, everyone just looks at your Mimi, who will pay attention to me? After speaking, he mischievously grabbed Miss Liu's huge and plump RU room.

Miss Liu's face was flushed by her sister's trouble, and she turned back to the manager and said, "Then we'll wait in the lobby." You're busy, leave us alone. ”

When the two eldest ladies of the Liu family left, the manager patted his full chest as if he had collapsed and said to the waiter: "You two, fortunately, you are more clever! The two eldest ladies of the Liu Group! Today, you two are clever in this matter, and at the end of the month, I asked the boss to give you two red envelopes alone. ”

"They are soaking in the hot springs inside, let's wait outside, what's the matter! If it weren't for the fact that the old lady's breasts hadn't developed yet, she would have gone in and hooked up with a few idiots and obediently taught the old lady to drag racing. Miss Liu Er grabbed the seasonal fruit sent by the manager and viciously stuffed a few grapes into her mouth. I looked up and saw a couple of men in black suits walking this way.

"Get out, who told you to follow me, get out of here!" The second lady jumped into a rage, grabbed all kinds of fruits and threw them over.

Watch as the bodyguard embarrassedly exits the door and gets into the car. Miss Liu frowned and said, "Can't you have a good temper? Seeing who bites someone like a mad dog all day long, I really have to find someone to treat you well." ”

Hearing her sister's words, the sharp-toothed and brutal second lady immediately fought back: "Hello, how ladylike you are, as a result, the Zhang family and the Wu family fell in love, haha! Marry him, let them fall in love with you, you don't have to think about men every night!"

The eldest lady immediately stretched out her hand and grabbed the second lady's mouth and scolded: "Let you chew your tongue indiscriminately! See that I don't tear your mouth! If you fall in love with the Zhang family and the Wu family, you go to him, don't you think your breasts are small? After sleeping with a man, the breasts become bigger like balloons. ”

The second lady said with a smile while hiding: "If he dares to say an ambiguous word to me, the old lady will directly kick out his second child! I, I will find your man in the future! I will also sleep with the man you like, see if you give it or not." If you don't agree, I'll seduce your man! I'll have to sleep with him! I don't believe that a man doesn't steal, and when the time comes, let's follow the example of Empress E, and also have a story for the ages, hahaha......"

"I'll let you talk crazy, and when you have a man, you won't have to follow me behind my ass every day to annoy me. Now if you are in early love, I will definitely raise my hands and feet in favor and not tell my father. ”

"Hmph, then there must be a lady who likes it, the little white face can't even fight, everyone who can fight and fight is like a big bear, and even handed me a love letter so scared that I almost peed my pants, my mother, I will take a fancy to them?"

The two sisters quarreled for a while, and Miss Liu Er frowned, picked up the juice and took a sip of it and asked, "Sister, what did he say when you called Fang Liming just now?"

Miss Liu shook her head: "I called Fang Lihua just now, and Fang Lihua said that there was no such thing at all. His brother's modified Mercedes-Benz was sold by him. ”

"He lied!"

"I know he lied, as you say. But why did he lie, and what truth did he want to cover up?"

Looking out over the huge floor-to-ceiling glass into the parking lot outside the clubhouse, you can see the silver modified Mercedes glittering in the sun.

"If you run down at that speed just now, it won't take you thirteen minutes in the second ring, wouldn't it be faster than Fang Liming, who ranked first?" Miss Liu said to herself.

"And these people are still driving Fang Liming's car, and the Fang family is actually lying. ”

Miss Liu nodded: "I have to figure out what's going on." ”

Miss Liu Er said with a smile: "Don't worry, those three boys can't run." Let them know how powerful the old lady is today. When he said this, his expression was alive and well, and he was the reincarnation of Huang Shiren.

In a military compound on Chang'an Avenue, Huang Laoxi, who was playing chess, suddenly felt that his right eyelid was jumping hard. Watching the chess around Xuanhuang was a group of generals with shining stars. While watching chess, these people listened to the two old guys bickering with relish, and they didn't look like generals at all.

"What's wrong? Surrender and admit defeat?"

"! Lao Tzu's right eyelid is jumping so much!"

Xuan Xuanzi said with a smile: "That's because you're about to lose this game of chess." ”

Huang Laoxie shook his head, and said with a melancholy expression on his face: "This is not a good sign, how do I feel that those three troublemakers are in trouble? ”

Xuan Xuanzi was also stunned, sighed and said: "I calculated a hexagram for the three of them, the three of them were troublemakers in their previous lives, and they were reincarnated in this life to bring disaster to the two of us." ”

"Neither of us can run?"

Xuan Xuanzi nodded solemnly: "No one can run!"

"Can you change your fortune and let them specifically bring disaster to you?"

"Fate can't be changed, and if they want to bring disaster, they will also bring disaster to both of us, but I will try to transfer them one day to let them specifically bring disaster to you. ”

Huang Lao waved his hand weakly: "You are superstitious, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it." ”

Xuan Xuanzi: "......"

Seeing the constipated expressions on the faces of the two old men, one of the generals of the general assembly leaned forward: "Old Huang, tell me about your apprentice and open our eyes." ”

As soon as they said this, the two old guys immediately forgot that Ye Tian was the reincarnation of the troublemaker, and with a red face holding a teacup, they began to brag to these generals.