008: Do you still eat lychees?
"Okay, okay, let's all disperse! Everyone is gone, don't look at it!"
Jiang Hua smiled and beckoned to the male animals who were watching before, signaling that they could go back to the dormitory or class. But these male animals were moving slowly, and at the same time, they were staring at Jiang Hua fiercely.
Jiang Hua only felt that the small school gate was suddenly resentful, and he trembled all over, and hurriedly ran into the security room and sat down, lowered his head and pretended to read the newspaper, and no longer looked at these male animals.
"I rub it! Men rule the world, and women rule men, it seems that it is not false at all! Just one Liang Huiqi rules so many male livestock!" Jiang Hua felt palpitations when he thought of the eyes of those male animals, and muttered to himself: "Let's run home as soon as I get off work in the future, it's too scary!"
After a while, Jiang Hua remembered the "interest" that Guiguzi had repaid-Feng Shui Secret Technique, so he asked the system: "System system, what kind of Feng Shui secret technique is this, can you observe people's things yesterday, today and tomorrow, is it true?"
[Of course it's true!]
Jiang Huahu asked suspiciously: "Then why were so many people there just now, but I didn't find the use of this feng shui secret technique at all?
Guiguzi gives you an entry-level feng shui secret technique, only when a person will have a major event, you will see it, and you can see it directly, there will be information displayed on the top of his head, you don't have to worry!]
Jiang Hua nodded, stared at himself in a hanging mirror on the wall next to him, and asked curiously, "Then can I see my own?"
[Of course not!] How can a fortune teller calculate for himself?]
"Oh..."Jiang Hua couldn't help but be a little disappointed, "Okay then!" He felt that it would be good if he could see what big things would happen to him the next day, and he could avoid bad things from happening.
After a long silence, Jiang Hua opened the [Debt App] again, this time he wanted to search for Hua Tuo to ask for a panacea or a health pill or something like that, but after thinking about it, these were all debts from men, first Shen Wansan, then Wang Xizhi, and then Bruce Lee and Guiguzi.
"No! Now we advocate equality between men and women, women can hold up half the sky! This time there will be a female debtor!"
Jiang Hua is there in line with the principle of fairness and justice, it seems that he is trying to make the majority of male debtors feel better, but in fact, he is doing this to satisfy his own selfishness. I don't know what's wrong, he suddenly remembered the four beauties, his heart beat faster for a while, and he couldn't wait to meet the four beauties face to face.
After all, such an opportunity is too rare, if it weren't for this system, Jiang Hua would only be able to see the beauty of the four beauties in the middle of the text. This time, he didn't want to know the four beauties in the text anymore.
"Diao Chan, Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, Yang Guifei..."Jiang Hua scratched his head, his face full of confusion, "Damn, who is the seer... No, who are you going to ask for debts first? The question is, what good things can these four beauties give themselves? Headache, headache..."
"Why don't you choose Hua Tuo first..."Jiang Hua had difficulty in choosing. Suddenly, Jiang Hua's eyes lit up, emitting a kind of perverted light, "Shouldn't those four beauties make a promise to each other!"
Jiang Hua, who was thinking about good things, didn't think about it, and directly clicked on Yang Guifei's avatar, and found that what Yang Guifei owed to him was a carriage of lychees!
There is also a poem next to it: A red dust concubine laughs, and no one knows that it is a lychee.
Jiang Hua immediately chose [face-to-face debt demand], and hurriedly closed his eyes.
In his consciousness, Jiang Hua came to a magnificent palace. The palace is surrounded by inverted bell-like flowers, the calyxes are white, bone china-like with a translucent sheen, and the petals are topped by a circle of different shades of lilac.
In the palace at this time, there were only Jiang Hua and Yang Guifei.
Jiang Hua just stood there and looked at Yang Guifei, as if he was admiring a beautiful work of art, without the slightest hint of obscenity, some just appreciation.
The skin is like nephrite clotted fat, the eyebrows are like the daisies of distant mountains, long and thick eyelashes, a straight and straight nose, thin and small lips, and a pair of peach blossom eyes.
Between the eyebrows of two willow leaves, there is a red beauty mole.
The black hair fell down like a pool, hanging crookedly on the right shoulder, and a purple hairband was tied at will. There is not much decoration, but it makes the Qionghua-like face more beautiful and feminine.
Jiang Hua was a little stunned, and he couldn't say a word. It was silent, and all he could hear was the sound of his own pounding heartbeat. At this moment, Jiang Hua admitted that he was not worthy of Yang Guifei.
"Are you here to ask me for lychees, but I have eaten all the lychees!" Yang Guifei was the first to speak, without the majesty of the queen at all, and there was even a trace of timidity.
Jiang Hua came back to his senses from Yang Guifei's beauty, and babbled and said, "Ahh
"Are you looking at me?" the corners of Yang Guifei's mouth curled slightly.
Jiang Hua's old face turned red, and he smiled awkwardly: "Look at it! What, do you still want to eat lychees? Why don't I bring you some next time?"
"Oops!" Yang Guifei suddenly swallowed her saliva, and trotted over with lotus steps, "Do you really want to bring me lychees?"
Jiang Hua's face turned even redder, because Yang Guifei was closer to him, and he could even see the fluff on Yang Guifei's face clearly, which was very good-looking.
"Okay! Yes!" Jiang Hua turned around shyly, "I'll go first, next time I come to you, I'll bring you more!"
However, at this time, the voice of the system came: [Are you sure you don't want to be in debt?
Jiang Hua was relieved by the system's prompt, if he didn't go back, he was going to burp! But before asking Yang Guifei for debts, he asked the system: "Then when I come back next time, can I bring lychees over?"
[Absolutely!]
Jiang Hua was inexplicably excited, turned to Yang Guifei and said, "What, I'm here, you have to pay me back, right?"
Yang Guifei pondered for a while, and suddenly pulled out a golden-pink hairpin and handed it to Jiang Hua: "This is given to me by Xuanzong, so I'll take this and pay you back first!"
Jiang Hua took the hairpin in a daze and looked at it, it seemed that she still retained the fragrance of Yang Guifei's hair. The ecstasy in his heart suddenly appeared on his face, and he laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Thank you, thank you, this is very good!"
At the same time, he said: Damn! Tang Dynasty, or Yang Guifei's! It is said that Yang Guifei's worn socks smelled 100 at a time, and finally sold for 1 million! Then I can't give 10 million? No, don't think about buying 20 million each!
"Is this thing good?" Yang Guifei frowned, "I don't think it's good! I don't like this color, it's just that Xuanzong likes it, so I'll use it!"
Jiang Hua didn't take her words to heart, and said in his heart, who cares if you like it or not, it's worth it! He asked again: "By the way, when I come back next time, will I call you a concubine or something?"
"Yuhuan is fine!" Yang Guifei smiled mischievously, "But next time you come, you have to bring lychees over!"
"Don't worry, rest assured! This is a must!Hahaha!" Jiang Hua put the hairpin into his trouser pocket, "I'll leave first if there's nothing to do!"
After opening his eyes and leaving the debt space, Jiang Hua was still immersed in Yang Guifei's beauty, and he couldn't forget it for a long time!
At this time, a beautiful female voice resounded behind Jiang Hua's ears, with a little anger: "What kind of dream have you had? I've been standing here for a long time!
Jiang Hua was startled, and looked at it: "Teacher Han!?When did you come?Why don't you call me?"