Chapter 102: Why don't you just kick a plank?
Shang Yurou bent down and saluted, and then said to the audience: "Now I want to invite two friends to come on stage and perform a show with me." "This is what the teacher asks the contestants to do during the performance competition. The purpose is to enliven the atmosphere of the scene and allow more people to interact and participate.
Shang Yunfeng's daughter spoke, and people in the audience, regardless of their age, raised their hands enthusiastically. Shang Yurou took the microphone and looked around, and then pointed to the table in front of him as if she suddenly saw three fat people: "These three classmates are about the same age as me, I think it's just these three classmates, please applaud and welcome them to the stage to cooperate with my performance." ”
Shang Yunfeng stood beside him and watched with relish.
Not to mention, this thing is really better than any poetry recitation and singing, the audience is all powerful people who have seen the world, and his daughter can suppress these people as soon as she comes on the stage, Shang Yunfeng felt that his face was very bright.
Just when Shang Yunfeng was triumphant, he suddenly saw Shang Yu's soft and green little finger pointing at Ye Tian's table, Shang Yunfeng trembled, and it was too late to stop it.
Xiao Ling stood next to Shang Yunfeng, deliberately very close to Shang Yunfeng. This fat man is simply pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with his hands and eyes! He invited two leaders of the cannon fodder city, and then suddenly conjured up the Standing Committee team like a trick, and then the secretary of the municipal party committee and the mayor rushed to mend the knife, and abused the two people at the bottom of the ranking into scum.
This kind of businessman who can invite the leaders of the entire group must be red-top businessmen! He must have a high-level background of the central government, otherwise how could he invite the leaders of the team?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ling lifted the short skirt upwards without missing a trace, revealing her most proud long legs. Slender and firm, long straight legs can indeed attract the eye. As soon as Shang Yunfeng's eyes subconsciously looked over, he heard Shang Yurou nodding and hurriedly looked up, and he was suddenly frightened.
Xiao Ling looked at Shang Yunfeng suspiciously, and then secretly pouted. I've only heard of the little whirlwind on the bed once every three seconds, and this is the first time I've seen it and made it. This fat man is so weak, he is not a man.
How did Shang Yunfeng know that this action was misunderstood by Xiao Ling, and when he heard Shang Yurou's words, Shang Yunfeng was so frightened that he wanted to rush over immediately and ask Shang Yurou to change the table. At this time, Hui Tinghai, secretary of the municipal party committee, shouted at Shang Yunfeng: "Yunfeng, come and sit, let's have some wine." ”
No matter how good Shang Yunfeng is, he doesn't dare to put the secretary of the municipal party committee aside. I had to look at the three fat men with confused faces nervously, and secretly prayed that there would be no problems.
Hui Tinghai was a little unpredictable about this Shang Yunfeng. Why did the predators who had the ability to invite the leading bodies of the provincial party committee invite the two city leaders who were ranked at the bottom? Was it because there had been a festival before? The officialdom is not as good as the rivers and lakes, and it can open up and close the rules and enmity happily. Especially businessmen, pay attention to profit, is harmony, businessmen do not fight with officials, this is a wise saying since ancient times. Although this can trample the two last leaders to the end, it will not be beneficial to Shang Yunfeng.
Hui Tinghai couldn't understand it, so he was a little afraid of Shang Yunfeng. Sitting here, he secretly observed Shang Yunfeng for a long time before he said to Shang Yunfeng.
"Yun Feng, I'm usually busy with work, and I don't pay enough attention to your big business, so don't be picky. Hui Tinghai picked up the wine bottle and poured wine for Shang Yunfeng, Shang Yunfeng hurriedly stood up and took the wine bottle from Hui Tinghai's hand, first poured it for the secretary, and then poured it for the mayor.
"Don't you dare to work with Secretary Hui and Mayor Geng. Shang Yunfeng respectfully poured the wine and sat down and said with a smile: "You have a lot of opportunities, and I don't dare to bother you and Mayor Geng if I can't make a small fuss on the table." ”
"I was having a meeting with the secretary, and I was really shocked when I suddenly heard that the leaders of the provincial party committee came to attend the banquet. Mayor Geng quietly took over the conversation, and said to Shang Yunfeng with a smile: "Hurriedly announced the dismissal of the meeting, and the two of us trotted all the way over. Otherwise, let the leaders of the provincial party committee think that we do not support you, and this will be a political loss. ”
When Shang Yunfeng heard this, he immediately understood what the two preoccupied leaders were worried about.
But this kind of thing, even Shang Yunfeng himself was confused. Looking at the two leaders who had been holding their cups, Shang Yunfeng's heart was racing.
"Secretary Hui, Mayor Geng, in fact, even I was a little surprised by today's situation. Shang Yunfeng leaned his head over, and the three heads were almost together.
"Actually, this matter was arranged by Brother Wang, he didn't even tell me, when the leaders of the provincial party committee suddenly came, I was also shocked, I, a small businessman, have never seen such a big battle. Deputy Secretary Gu and Deputy Mayor Ba can come, and I am actually very content. My brother Wang only told me that he wanted to give me a big surprise, and I think this is almost as much a surprise and a fright. ”
These words are very informative, enough to explain clearly to the two leaders who have a stomach full of questions. Moreover, Shang Yunfeng's vague language also gave people an illusion, that is, he had a very good relationship with Wang Changwu, and it was Wang Changwu who deliberately gave a surprise and invited the leaders of the provincial party committee.
The two of them figured out the reason, and the worries in their hearts were immediately lifted, and they patted Shang Yunfeng's shoulder affectionately and drank wine. Wang Changwu, a great god, has similar energy in Hainan to the leaders of the provincial party committee.
The people around looked at Shang Yunfeng with envy, this guy is really hand-eyed, I'm afraid that the first real estate company in Hainan Province in the future will be this Yunfeng Real Estate.
Xiaopang and Second Cannon looked at Ye Tian a little bewildered.
This guy still eats and drinks violently without a heart. Seeing the two people staring at him, and the taekwondo chick on the stage also staring at him, Ye Tiancai wiped his mouth and pushed Xiaopang and the second cannon and said, "Hurry up, people told you two to go." ”
"But people seem to say that the three of us went up together. Xiaopang looked at Shang Yurou's face and asked, "Do you want three people?"
Shang Yurou nodded. The purpose of wanting these three people to come up was to make them scared and know how powerful Taekwondo they despised was. You know, the whirlwind kicking the wind and the crisp sound of the planks breaking are really scary. Shang Yurou had already made up her mind to let her feet rub against the heads of several people and kick them, which would have a better effect.
Unexpectedly, Ye Tian directly refused. Pushing Xiaopang and the second cannon forward, he said: "How can there be a reason for three people to cooperate? It's a broken plank, and you two can just put one side." Didn't you see it when you were in Songshan?
What? It's just a broken wooden plank! A trace of anger flashed on Shang Yurou's face, which had always been indifferent, and she dared to despise her favorite martial arts!
"Kicking a wooden board also requires two people to hold it, alas, the delicious food is eaten by Brother Ye Tian. Shang Yurou heard that the two little fat men on the stage actually said such things, and she was so angry that she really wanted to kick her white and slender little feet in their faces.
Seeing that Shang Yurou's face was not good-looking, Xiaopang and the second artillery obediently stood up according to the instructions of the others, and one of them raised the wooden plank high above their heads.
Shang Yurou bowed to the audience, briefly measured the distance, and then made a beautiful continuous spin, and when his body was about to land, he kicked the wooden board held high by Xiao Fat and the second cannon with one foot, and the wooden board shattered in response.
Shang Yunfeng was not worried that Shang Yurou would kick and injure these children, Yurou had practiced for so many years, and these relatively simple actions were really not a problem. What Shang Yunfeng was worried about was that if these children were frightened, how should he explain to Wang Changwu? He soared into the sky today, but it was all thanks to Wang Changwu, a super nobleman, seeing that Wang Changwu and the secretary of the provincial party committee regarded these fat people as treasures, Shang Yunfeng's heart was raised.
But the next moment, Shang Yunfeng knew that his worries were unnecessary.
The two little fat men didn't even blink their eyes, and when they looked at the way they looked around, they knew that these two children were not scared, they didn't feel it at all, they just stared at Ye Tian who was feasting pitifully.
Thinking about it, Wang Changwu originally came out of the army, how could his younger brother be afraid of these children playing the same thing?
The audience applauded thunderously.
Seeing that the two of them were not only not afraid, but also looked indifferent, Shang Yurou endured the anger in her stomach, took the microphone handed over by her assistant and said, "Next, I will ask these two classmates to cooperate with my cross flip and spin kick." ”
After speaking, Shang Yurou put an apple on the heads of Xiaopang and the second artillery. Then, after bowing to the stage, he began to calculate the distance intently. This is a difficult move because the body has to be flipped over for more than three weeks and then kicked high at the fist-sized apple of the head, so the distance must be calculated accurately.
Xiaopang and Ercang stood there bored, watching Ye Tian happily stuff crabs and abalone into his mouth, Xiaopang couldn't help but whisper to Erpao: "You said that she would have to count it when she kicked an apple, if it was Brother Ye Tian, a basket of apples would have been kicked into applesauce by him." ”
The second cannon said softly: "Be quiet, don't let this evil woman hear, otherwise she will have to find a chance for the two of us to cooperate with her, and the patience will pass." You see that her nose is not a nose and her face is not a face, she must have a grudge against the two of us. As far as Ye Tian's bastard has a lot of eyes, the things that offend people have been done by the two of us. ”
The two fat men sighed with the same enemy, and scolded Ye Tian with blood.
At this time, Shang Yuroujiao, who was already ready, snorted, one foot in front and one foot behind, ran two steps quickly with both hands clenched into fists, and turned around sharply to kick the apple on the head of the second cannon, followed by a 360-degree turn, and the other foot successfully kicked and smashed the apple on the little fat head.
This time the applause was even more enthusiastic, at this time, after three rounds of wine and five flavors, under the influence of alcohol, many people stood up and applauded very excitedly. First, it is naturally to give Shang Yunfeng face, and second, this show is indeed very exciting.
Shang Yurou landed on one knee, she didn't get up in a hurry, she had to smooth out the smile on the corner of her mouth before getting up. The distance of this chain kick just now was quite perfect, and the feet would not be more than five centimeters away from the faces of the two fat men, and Shang Yurou could even imagine the frightened stupid looks of the two little fat men who didn't know the height of the sky.
Suddenly, four chubby feet wearing slippers appeared in front of Shang Yurou's eyes. Shang Yurou raised her head suspiciously, and saw two fat faces that looked very helpless. The look seemed to be very reluctant to accompany the children at home.