Chapter 250: The Almighty Salesman

β€œbeatit!beatit!jtbeatit!” The high-pitched voice of the recently deceased international superstar Michael Jackson (MJ) came from the phone speaker, but the words gliding and floating on the screen were now lines and lines: "Bilian, Bilian!

With the strange speed of action, the video footage of three white-collar men in suits and ties doing exercises that has been obviously edited, an extremely spoofed laugh came to the face.

"Haha! These people are so funny!" Tang Jiayi laughed so much that she almost took off her phone, but fortunately, she grabbed it at the last moment, and the phone didn't fall to the ground and break. The improved Sunflower mobile phone in her hand uses a larger 4-inch screen with a resolution of 480x800, which is more convenient and comfortable for watching videos and playing games, but there is also a problem that the glass screen is more fragile, especially prone to accidental falls and even shattering.

This is the current popular straight touch screen mobile phone disease, the material month design has not undergone major changes, in the short term seems to see no hope of a solution.

"It's so dangerous!" Tang Jiayi said with some fear, "Fortunately, this girl, I was quick to react and picked up my mobile phone in time, otherwise it would be too unhappy if there was one more broken one in my mobile phone collection." ”

Because of Atletico Madrid's relationship, she basically maintains the rhythm of changing a mobile phone every month or two, and each mobile phone is "retired" with a functional condition and a nearly new appearance. In her room, there is a glass display case used to put trophies, and there are five lines of old mobile phones lined up one by one, all of which have been replaced by the two of them, and they have been carefully cleaned and sorted out by her, and they are neatly stacked in the order of use. And they usually maintain their batteries regularly every once in a while to ensure that every mobile phone can be turned on to view the photos and text messages inside when it is taken out of the cabinet.

Although these photos, text messages, call logs, and chat records have already been backed up and uploaded to the computer and server, she still stubbornly chose this way of saving these old mobile phones for a long time, because she believes that only by holding the mobile phone at that time and reading the information at that time can she touch the experience and memory of that time more authentically.

For the girl's slightly strange collector's habit, Atletico has no opinion, he thinks that collecting mobile phones is not much different from collecting handbags, shoes, hats, etc., anyway, these mobile phones do not have Nokia Vertu's hundreds of thousands of "hand-assembled" pit money goods, even if it is a new mobile phone a day, it will not only defeat his two family backgrounds, this kind of healthy hobbies should be supported and encouraged.

Tang Jiayi's behavior obviously carries a kind of "nostalgia" plot, usually they are college students in their early 20s, who are young and in their prime, are generally insulated from "nostalgia", and it is generally not until they walk out of the college campus at the earliest that someone begins to miss the **** nights spent in the ivory tower.

The nostalgia complex shows that they are dissatisfied with the reality and disappointed in the future, so they will worship the past and depreciate the present in their hearts and words and deeds, and praise the outdated as a classic. Most people will have some nostalgic plots, and then be triggered by some external things such as "local sounds", "black and white photos", "song and dance movies", "old posters" or other events, but for most people, nostalgia is like a gust of wind blowing through the heart, which will dissipate after a while, and maybe it will come back in a few years, but that will be a few years later. People who really continue to fall into nostalgia may feel uneasy and uncomfortable about their current life, just like some retired seniors, before they learn to play chess or square dance, and before they really integrate into retirement life, they may frequently fall into nostalgia, and they will walk into the square and listen to the rearranged and accentuated beat "A Fire in Winter" dancing ballroom dance, but few people will miss the scene when they first heard this song 20 years ago.

There is no doubt that the large number of adapted videos using MJ's works on the last 2 sites is the same as the reason why a large amount of MJ content has appeared on the global Internet recently, both because of the unexpected death of the emperor's superstar. Not to mention the laurels on his head, which symbolizes achievement, just three numbers with "100 million" can scare the vast majority of singers around the world, and MJ's records have sold more than 7 worldwide three years ago. 500 million copies, of which the "TH Day LLER" album reached the epic achievement of the first album in history to sell more than 100 million in 2006. Corresponding to the mythical sales, Michael Jackson was certified by the Guinness Book of World Records as the "Artist with the Highest Donation to Charity in the World" with a charitable donation of more than 300 million US dollars during his lifetime.

Today, when consumers are increasingly turning to the Internet to download free mp3 music or pay to download it in online music stores like Apple's iHips, fewer and fewer people actually buy physical albums, and millions of sales are rarely seen, let alone tens of millions, hundreds of millions of sales, so MJ is also certified by Guinness as "the most successful artist in the history of the world".

Today's CDs are 12 centimeters in diameter, while the vinyl records that were used as record carriers before the 80s were much larger, ranging from 18 centimeters to 30 centimeters, and were based on the diameter of the disc alone, if you were to take all the 7 that MJ sold in his lifetime. The 500 million records are 90 million meters together, and a quarter of them can go around the earth twice.

In 1992 and 2003, he was charged twice with child abuse, which is a felony in the West, and it is also a very immoral crime, far less open than in my dynasty, as long as you have given money, it is not a violation of prostitution. Although the two charges were ultimately not confirmed by the court, the two "mistakes" still made MJ very entangled. What's worse is that he has vitiligo, which causes his skin to turn white, but it is rendered that he worships white people, bleaches himself, betrays the black race, albinos his skin has no melanin, and cannot resist ultraviolet rays, making him afraid of the sun, and he must cover his eyes with sunglasses when he goes out, and the black umbrella cover is also rendered by the media as his crazy plastic surgery caused disfigurement, these stigmatized reports are spread all over the last ten years of MJ's life or even longer, until he died suddenly a few days ago, and then all of them became mourning and nostalgia very tacitly.

This is the media, perhaps individual journalists still have a sense of mission to communicate and disseminate and professional ethics of fairness, accuracy and neutrality, but on the whole, no media has ever been truly neutral and impartial, nothing more than "seemingly neutral and impartial" and "I think it is neutral and impartial", and "completely disregarding neutrality and impartiality". After all, the media is not a log that records various events in the computer system, but will record and store all the major and small events that happen on the computer system in strict accordance with the preset conditions. In fact, even if it is a computer log, what the user reads is not necessarily complete, and is limited by the default logging rules of the software. However, the news media's collection and compilation of topics for various events have made even greater changes to the truth of the facts, some of which are necessary in order to disseminate valuable, user-interested, and socially beneficial changes, while some changes are just the opposite, and disseminating them will only cause worse results.

Just like since the case of Mrs. Xu in Jinling angrily suing the "good person" Peng Yu in 07, although Xu and Peng successfully "mediated" under the intervention of the official and both gave up the appeal, this matter is like melamine mixed in raw milk, and has become a "monthly report" of the news media, and a new report of "place name + Peng Yu" or "food name + melamine" comes out every three or five days, so that Judge Wang Hao, who has a master's degree in law, determined that "why help her if you didn't hit her" The common sense has gradually become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people: most follow-up reports either show that the old man who fell to the ground "no one dares to help", or that he bites back immediately after being helped, and only a few reports are the rescued elderly people who are reasonable and their relatives warmly thank the helper.

In a sense, every time the news of "X Di Peng Yu" appears on the website page, newspapers, magazines, and television broadcasts, it is tantamount to poisoning the hearts of the vast number of readers and viewers, letting them know the "truth" of "don't be a good person if you don't have money, don't be a good person if you don't have a lot of money", and repeatedly deepen this impression. To a certain extent, it is the media's constant "instigation" and alarmist behavior, coupled with the incompetent judges like Wang Hao or the legal blindness controlled by the remote control behind them, that are the culprits behind the slow regression of social morality. When the neat and orderly pace is the same, even if there are really any immoral and unhealthy deeds, how can it be on newspapers, radio and television stations?

Of course, a column like "Gestalt Network", which is full of "positive news", is actually not very good, and the "ordinary group president" who looks at the program column can actually eat cheap and reassuring food, live in a low-rent house with dozens of yuan of rent a month, go out without traffic jams, and go home with a smile on his face, which arouses not the audience's empathy, but envy, jealousy and hatred. Since some people used the cloze of "the above is very busy, the people are happy" to satirize this show, more and more people have begun to ignore the "good news" broadcast by the simulcast column, and even understand it as a counterword. This is not a stingy other chronic poison.

Allowing the minds of the masses to be "polluted" is obviously irresponsible to the masses and the country, but it is suspected of suppressing speech by prohibiting them from "releasing poison", perhaps the legendary Zhongx Yama Hall itself is also swaying left and right and entangled in every way. No wonder netizens want to angrily scold "the five scum of the X War, which will be banned every June", but they are insensitive to these behaviors that really pollute the minds and spirits of the people.

And the most painful and ironic thing for Atletico Madrid is that he is now also a member of the same stream, and there are official newspapers reporting news similar to "the old man on X fell to the ground and passed by no one to help", his bee navigation and fishing net news search will still put these news in a prominent position, because this is the content that "the majority of netizens like to see", and the click rate and reply rate are super high.

In the early morning of June 26th, after the news of the death of the singer MJ, the bee is even more linkage on the whole platform, and various pop-up bubbles and small envelopes are abandoned to spread the news, and we must strive to spread this "news that netizens may be interested in" to as many people as possible as soon as possible, so that the bees themselves can gain the greatest attention and advertising heat from this big news. In the next few days, the "Turtle" section of the Aitucao Video Station carried a large number of MJ-related videos from the lure tube, and quickly established the complete collection of MJ's works and the MJ memorial page, so as to further extend the time that netizens stay on their own websites.

In fact, to be honest, for Atletico Madrid, the post-85 generation, in the case of a large number of Chinese pop music that can be bought for a few dollars or CDs, and later can be downloaded on the Internet at will, the contact and admiration for foreign pop music has long been less fanatical and obsessed with the generation of people who are more than their teens and began to contact and know foreign pop music from the exchange of imported foreign garbage and discs.

Of course, they will be shocked by MJ's results, and they will shake their legs and wrists with MJ's music, but basically that's all, now is the era of idols after all, no matter how good the dance is, the appearance is not good.

But it seems that it was because of the sudden death of MJ, and then there are commemorative topics everywhere, and many of his classic songs have been turned out and played repeatedly for brainwashing, such as this "Beatit (Avoid)" on Tang Jiayi's mobile phone, which has appeared frequently on station 2 and station A recently, and many up masters (video production uploaders) use this song as the background music for their own videos of teaching ghosts and animals.

Oni is a literal translation of Japanese that originally referred to a person who did cruel things, and was then used to describe inhuman methods of abuse, and later to describe a video-making technique. On the Japanese nico station, there are often some UP masters who cut videos or audio materials into small paragraphs and reorder them with a well-known rhythm and melody, only pursuing the synchronization of music and pictures, and do not care about the crazy repetition and blunt transfer of the content. This kind of behavior was called a ghost animal by Japanese netizens, and was translated to China by station A, and the ghost animal video took root.

There are two kinds of ghost animal videos, one is the main editing audio, for example, someone once intercepted a "wang" sound in a female singer's speech recording, and edited it into a "wang song", the video content is that the female singer's mouth is closed and kept screaming. The other is the main editing video, Tang Jiayi is now watching the song "Xinhuali xbeatit" without changing the audio, directly using the original MJ sound, but the video has been treated with ghosts, cutting the original Xinhua insurance salesman jumping to increase the number of people to exercise the video, rearranging each action, and accelerating and decelerating to make the action picture conform to the rhythm of beatit.

There are many videos like this at station A and station 2, and the three men who jumped to the station were jokingly called "almighty salesmen" by netizens, because with the help of video ghost animal technology, they can "adapt" to the accompaniment of any song and dance music, with neat movements, synchronized music and painting, "no sense of disobedience".

"Why are they like this?" Tang Jiayi didn't ask looking at the funny dance steps of the three men in suits clenching their fists in the video.

"Ahem, Jiajia, don't you know the legendary almighty salesman?" Ma Atletico smiled and reached out to Tang Jiayi's mobile phone, tapped the screen and typed in "Xinhuali Reinforcement Exercise Original" to open another video.

"A salesman, come to Xinhuali, every day will increase to an excellent team member, today to add one, tomorrow to add one, the day after tomorrow will increase to many excellent team members! Two salesmen, come to Xinhuali......

Tang Jiayi looked down at the mobile phone screen handed over by Atletico Madrid, it was still the three men in black suits just now, but this time they were no longer just dancing, and there was a strong male voice reading the "mantra" above that sounded like an allegro and didn't look like an allegro, and the lyrics didn't look like the lyrics, and I felt so mentally retarded and idiotic.

"Well, it feels more idiotic!" the girl said, pouting.

"They sell insurance," Atletico explained: "You've seen a lot of them, and these are the people who asked you to give it to Uncle Tang and Aunt Lu, who bought life insurance, accident insurance, serious illness, and participating insurance." Although not necessarily all of them are from Xinhua Insurance, but other insurance companies are probably the same, their front-line salesmen are all paid commissions, the more policies are sold, the more they earn, and if they sell too little, they can only get a guaranteed salary of a few hundred yuan a month, and even the transportation expenses may not be enough. In order to sell insurance, they have to use the spirit of kraft candy to pester people with money in their pockets like you, or go to relatives and friends to buy insurance in the spirit of rabbits who love to eat grass next to the nest. Regardless of the kraft candy or the grass on the edge of the nest, they all require the salesman to knock out the shame or something, so they deliberately arrange the business supervisor to take the team members to dance this kind of exercise every day, the purpose is to simply and intuitively tell the new employees that you see that my team leader with a monthly income of more than 100,000 is still here while singing, "Three salesmen, come to Xinhuali, every day will increase to three excellent team members, three more today, three more tomorrow, and many excellent team members the day after tomorrow". In short, if you want to make money, you have to take off your face and stuff it in your pockets like me, otherwise you should just hand over your resignation and submit your resignation!"

"Add five today, increase five tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow will increase to many excellent team members, poof! No, no, no, I've been brainwashed, this video is so toxic that you have to turn it off quickly!" Tang Jiayi turned off the video with a smile and put down her mobile phone, and then said: "They will increase six today and six the day after tomorrow, won't the company be overcrowded?"

"How come?" Atletico waved his hand, "Although it is said that there is a commission bonus for completing an insurance policy, for the vast majority of salesmen, they may only be able to get the performance indicators of the first month from their parents and friends, and they can't open up the market from strangers in the second month. Therefore they are in and out a lot, and they are never satisfied. ”

"Isn't that the same as Legend?"

"It's different, the transmission X is a pyramid structure, and there is a downline under everyone, if the insurance company allows the policyholder to resell the policy, it will become the authentic transmission X. Besides, the state is actually just cracking down on illegal transmission x that only collects money and does not sell goods, and there is nothing to say about legal direct sales such as Amway and Tiens . For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net