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Li Dashen!Li Dashen!Li Dashen!Li Dashen!

Many artists at the scene were taken aback by this terrifying popularity, this was the first time they had encountered such a high popularity, and when those idols came some time ago, they were not much more lively than this.

Standing on the stage, when a staff member stuffed the microphone into Li Ping'an's hand, he reacted, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I've heard of students pit teachers, but I've never heard of teachers pit students." ”

As he spoke, Li Ping'an clenched his fists with both hands, with an expression of 'convinced you'.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene....

"Tragedy, I can't play it, seeing my face, the audience is probably crazy with laughter, if they play tragedy, they cry and laugh. ”

Li Ping'an spread his hands and said, "Teachers, let's get the question." ”

The four judges at the scene were also so amused that they looked at Li Ping'an, and Shi Lei said directly: "Just the few questions Ziyi has made before, the short sitcom, it's pretty good?"

Li Ping'an: "???"

Shi Lei continued, "Later, they will perform it again, you watch it first." ”

The four students at the scene were Dong Xiaosa, Gao Zhichun, Liu Wei, and Mao Xiaoli.

They are each responsible for a sitcom.

The first sitcom, which belongs to the category of husband and wife, is a few short sentences.

Dong Xiaosa plays the father, Liu Wei plays the mother, holding the props in her arms.

Liu Wei: "Why, every time I hold the child, you can't help me?"

Dong Xiaosa: "The child likes you, can I still grab it?"

"Then you don't know how to help me share the burden, my hands are trembling, so you can't take the initiative to care about me?"

Dong Xiaosa: "I cry when I hold the child, this person comes and goes, how troublesome is the child so distressed?"

Liu Wei: "Okay, do you still think that children are troublesome?

"You don't have to make trouble, I'm ........"

The two of them were very involved in acting, but Li Ping'an watched it with some pain, and he didn't even know why the two of them quarreled.

Bang bang bang ....

After the applause, Li Ping'an and Dong Xiaosa exchanged places.

Before the performance, Li Ping'an took the lead in saying: "When men and women quarrel, it is naturally the man who takes the initiative to admit defeat, and when you want to reason with the woman, believe me, you have already lost." ”

Hahahaha...

Many couples at the scene spoke out, and some female companions slapped their boyfriends and asked if this was the case.

"Mr. Li, please. ”

Liu Wei still greeted very politely, Li Ping'an's name is too big, she can't afford to provoke her, try to be polite in place.

After Li Ping'an returned the salute, he was ready to start.

The audience watched with great interest, and even the judges were interested.

Li Ping'an coughed dryly and said, "In a situation like before, the battle must be resolved quickly, otherwise it will be the man who suffers, you will see the specific operation." ”

The audience couldn't help but laugh at this point...

Liu Wei adjusted her state, when her eyebrows were upside down, and the Hedong lion roared: "Why, every time I hold the child, you can't help me?"

Li Ping'an thought for a while, and said lightly: "Your territory is relatively low, he may have a feeling of making a sports car?"

Liu Wei: "........."

How do you pick it up?

What about my thinking?

The scene burst into laughter, the audience couldn't stand up with joy, and the judges wiped their tears...

The whole scene entered the sea of joy in an instant.

There was applause, and the audience responded enthusiastically to Li Ping'an's answer.

Zhang Ziyi wiped her tears and said with a smile: "Talented and quick-witted, it is really Li Dashen." ”

"This time it's good, I've been thinking about how to resolve this contradiction halfway, and he confused Xiao Liu with one sentence. Huang Zheng also slapped the table with a smile.

Shi Lei was relieved and said: "This is nothing, let's make it more difficult for him, how about solving the contradiction within five words?"

Zhang Ziyi was also interested, looked at Li Ping'an, and said, "Is it okay?"

Li Ping'an was helpless, but he still nodded and said, "I'll try it." ”

"Please start your show. ”

Zhang Ziyi couldn't help but smile and looked over, her eyes full of anticipation.

Liu Wei pursed her lips, this is a plus system, she needs to highlight herself more.

Slowing down her mind, Liu Wei raised her voice in order to create the hotness of the conflict, and she was confident that she would directly overwhelm Li Ping'an this time.

Moreover, she was choked on a word before, but this time she finished it in one breath and saw how Li Ping'an answered.

Liu Wei made up her mind and just opened her mouth: "I.."

Li Ping'an: "Divorce !——"

After speaking, Li Ping'an walked away.

Liu Wei is directly stupid?

I haven't said anything?

The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then there was a sudden eruption of laughter like an earthquake, and this time no one could stand up.

The judges lay directly on the table, clutching their stomachs and panting.

The audience laughed, laughing so hard that their whole body was weak, and even the sound of ping-pong came from the direction of the show.

"It's amazing, this kind of sitcom allows a comedy god like Mr. Li to perform, and all kinds of whimsical ideas make us corrupt. ”

Zhang Ziyi clapped her hands and said with emotion.

Huang Zheng also struggled to stop laughing, and commented: "All actors are a framework called a script, we need to perform according to the above content, but variety shows are different, he will have a lot of things, and the on-the-spot reaction is just one of them, their brain circuits are very different from ordinary people, just from this paragraph, it can be seen from this paragraph that people who often record variety shows, how unique his performance is." ”

The actors and students on the stage also sighed, this on-the-spot reaction was really fast, and it fit the atmosphere very well.

Applause bell, Li Ping'an bowed and thanked, and then walked off the stage.

And Shi Lei patted Li Ping'an's shoulder with satisfaction, and the latter smiled bitterly...

After the recording of the whole show, Li Ping'an found Shi Lei to say goodbye, but the latter stopped Li Ping'an and asked him to wait for a while.

Although Li Ping'an was a little confused, he was also thoughtful in his heart.

This invitation should not be a simple welcome...

Leaving the recording site of the show, Shi Lei found a hot pot restaurant, ordered some food, took off his thick down jacket and said with a smile: "I was going to invite Didi, but she recommended you to come over, and I listened to her suggestion for the two of you, and I happened to have some things I wanted to talk to you about." ”

Li Ping'an grinned, sure enough.

After the mutton, vegetables, and mushroom food were all ready, Shi Lei poured a glass of white wine and said with a smile: "Do you want to drink it?"

Li Ping'an smiled and waved his hand: "I drink beer, and I can't get used to drinking liquor." ”

The two held cups, Shi Lei took a sip, chirped, and then raised his head and said, "I heard that you have recently settled in the online comprehensive?"

Li Ping'an soaked the mutton and nodded casually: "Yes, I signed a contract with Kuguo." ”

"There are also some people here in Shangjiang who want to develop towards variety shows, you see.... Can you make a connection?"

Li Ping'an looked up in amazement, a little surprised in his heart.

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One more send!!

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"That's up to you,

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