……

After a short silence, Su Qingqing continued to speak, "You are Liu Yilin's former classmate, right? ”

Li Zhexian stammered a little, "You...... I...... It's ok......"

The woman with smoky makeup was also shocked by Su Qingqing's aura, and in her eyes, what she saw was a cheap dress and a temperament that was above herself.

Why did this kind of woman appear outside the station where dragons and snakes were mixed?

The smile on Su Qingqing's face was still very kind, and Liu Yilin next to him felt that Su Qingqing was like a goddess. "Yi Lin, why don't you introduce your classmates to me. ”

Suddenly realized, Liu Yilin hurriedly said, "This is my junior high school classmate, Li Zhexian, who is now in ......"

Li Zhexian hurriedly interrupted, "I'm going to college in Shanghai now!"

Perhaps in order to cover up his weaknesses, Li Zhexian hurriedly made up lies.

Su Qingqing pursed her lips and smiled, "In this way, it's a bit far from where we go to school." ”

The smoky woman named Xiaojia was a little unconvinced, she herself was admitted to a second-class college in Chengdu this year, she firmly believed that it was impossible for a woman with wisdom and beauty in one, and asked, "Where did you get admitted this year?"

Su Qingqing kept smiling politely, "I'm at Tsinghua University, and Yi Lin is at Peking University." ”

Li Zhexian and Xiao Jia were a little confused, these two words were so unattainable for them that they didn't even dare to dream of them.

Haha, fear appeared on his embarrassed face, and after a few words, Li Zhe took Xiao Jia and left this place quickly, ridiculous as he still wanted Liu Yilin to be his little brother, funny.

Liu Yilin had never felt such pleasure, this pleasure came from Li Zhexian's escape, and it also came from the coldness of Su Qingqing's skin.

Su Qingqing let go of Liu Yilin, and a flush appeared on her little face with her head down, which reminded Liu Yilin of Xu Zhimo's sentence, "Just like the gentleness of the bowed head, as if the water lotus flower is not shy." ”

Liu Yilin was very satisfied, "Su Qingqing, I will never forget your kindness!"

Su Qingqing hadn't recovered from her shyness yet, and ambiguous emotions were circulating between the two, I don't know if she would be swept away by this warmth when she thought about it again many years later.

"Yo, you two are here so early!"

Liao Wei, the biggest official among everyone, came, and as the squad leader, he didn't know how he hid his underground love affair for 3 years.

Huang Xiao held Liao Wei and appeared in front of Liu Yilin and the two, the girl's face was even more shy than Su Qingqing just now, and she had hidden her for so long and didn't dare to say it, and it was really hard enough.

Su Qingqing handed over the suitcase to Liu Yilin, and Liu Yilin naturally received it, and the person just helped him slap others in the face and help pull a suitcase.

Not to mention, it feels so cool to pretend to be forced......

It's okay Liu Yilin, as the author, I promise you that you will have more opportunities to pretend in the future......

Within a few minutes, Su Qingqing's mobile phone rang, and Tan Yi and Yang Sha also arrived, they heard that Su Qingqing had arrived early, and they also wanted to follow early. Good friends met and chatted with each other, and Liao Wei and Huang Xiao also fed Liu Yilin a mouth full of dog food, the world is unfair......

A few people found a tea restaurant to sit down and eat some refreshments, and by the way, they waited for Li Xiansen and Wen Jing, who had not yet come.

The squad leader is a talker, but the topic is quite interesting, and after graduation, he exposed his true nature, and even told some jokes that were a little yellow.

It is said that when the United States and the Soviet Union were competing for hegemony in the last century, when astronauts peed in the space station, they would use a condom to cover Ding Ding to prevent urine from splashing everywhere.

At that time, NASA divided into three models according to the size of the hole in the sleeve, large, medium, and small. However, the ground personnel found that all astronauts invariably only used large condoms, and even if the condoms slipped during use, they resolutely refused to change them, and the education was unsuccessful many times.

Later, NASA scientists did a little bit of work to solve the problem. They changed the model of the sleeve to, large, plus, plus.

The girls were laughing at it, and Huang Xiao slapped him in the chest with a small fist when he heard it, only Liu Yilin and Liao Wei thought so, stared at each other, and then shook hands.

I don't know how to do it, but it has developed into a situation where everyone has to say a joke to everyone.

The incident happened suddenly, and the boy in Liu Yilin's seat was arranged in the second after Liao Wei, completely unprepared, and suddenly thought of a guy who didn't know if it was a joke.

Liu Yilin picked up the snacks on the table and began his joke.

The kitten and the puppy played together, and the puppy put his hands behind his back and asked the kitten, "Kitten, kitten, guess how many pieces of candy I have in my hand, and if you guess right, I'll give you both." ”

The kitten snorted, "Is there something wrong with you?" and continued to reply, "My Tas1r2 gene lacks 247 base pairs, and I can't synthesize the proteins needed for sweeteners, so I can't taste sweetness, so what do I need sugar for?"

It was so cold, everyone looked at Liu Yilin indifferently, especially Su Qingqing rolled his familiar eyes again.

Liao Weiwei shouted, "610, don't you want to be so good? I graduated from high school, and I didn't choose a biology major in college, don't you come to talk to me about whether you can feel the sweetness of the cat......

Coaxing, "Don't count, don't count, you have to say ...... again"

Liu Yilin played tricks for a while, and saw that he couldn't talk about them, so he had no choice but to say another one.

"Yes, this time it must be a useful joke for life. ”

He looked at a few people mysteriously, and lowered his voice slightly.

"Do you know that the tomatoes we often eat are actually poisonous ......?"

"Huh?" exclaimed the girls, who often ate tomatoes as snacks......

Liu Yilin continued proudly: "There is a natural toxin called lycopin in tomatoes, and if you eat too many tomatoes at one time, you may be poisoned. ”

Liao Wei frowned, as if searching in his mind for any cases of being poisoned by tomatoes.

Liu Yilin smiled even more proudly, "Specifically, if you eat 4 tons of tomatoes a day, you will be poisoned!"

The girl was a little scared after hearing this, "4 meals? Isn't that a serious toxin?" Wow, I don't dare to eat tomatoes anymore!"

Liu Yilin felt a little confused, can you eat 4 tons? That's 8,000 catties! What are you afraid of? So he asked very puzzled, "What are you afraid of? Can you eat 4 tons of tomatoes a day? You are a blue whale!"

A few girls suddenly realized, "So you are talking about this "ton"! We thought it was a meal!"

Liu Yilin was a little speechless, if it was really so poisonous, who would dare to eat tomatoes! So women just don't have enough brains, like me, they are very smart!