Episode 167: It's not easy to mix anything
"Anihasse, in Brother Shi, I'm not late. ”
"Ah, Nihase, Xiyi, you're here, it's not too late, you're the first to arrive, come in, don't stand at the door." ”
Liu Zaishi pulled Zheng Xiyi into the waiting room, Jin Jidong and Jiang Hudong both stood up, Jiang Hudong and Zheng Xiyi saluted each other very formally, but Jin Jidong stepped forward and hugged Zheng Xiyi.
Liu Zaishi pushed Jin Jidong, "Why don't you salute, are you an American? ”
Jin Jidong said proudly: "What is the relationship between me and Xiyi, do you know my dear relatives? ”
Liu Zaishi and Jiang Hudong both stretched out their hands and pushed Jin Jidong away, rushed forward and hugged Zheng Xiyi in turn, Zheng Xiyi smiled bitterly and hugged Jiang Hudong and said: "Hugging Jiang Hudong XI is really stressful, I always feel like a big mountain is about to fall down and press on me." ”
Jiang Hudong laughed, Liu Zaishi pulled Zheng Xiyi to sit down together, and handed him a notebook, "This is the final script, you can take a look first." ”
Zheng Xiyi took the script, a thick one, took it in his hand and asked: "I just wanted to ask, your script is so detailed, there are more scripts than a TV series, and the script of HAPPYTOGETHER is much simpler than this." ”
Jin Jidong smiled and said: "Do you think that it is easier for us to shoot a variety show than you to shoot a TV series, HAPPYTOGETHER is a pure talk variety show, and the topic is also fixed, XMAN is not so simple to chat." ”
Zheng Xiyi raised the script, "I always thought that variety shows relied more on MC on-the-spot play, but I didn't expect that all the scripts were written, and even the burden was ready." ”
"What do you mean?"
The three MCs didn't understand, Zheng Xiyi reacted, there is no cross talk in South Korea, and quickly explained, Liu Zaishi's small eyes lit up and thought about it, "It sounds a bit like a talk show." ”
Zheng Xiyi shook his head and said: "Talk shows pay more attention to on-the-spot reaction ability, and are more closely integrated with current affairs, but cross talk is much more complicated. ”
Kim Jidong's curiosity was completely aroused, "It's so difficult, isn't it more difficult than making his idol debut." ”
Zheng Xiyi was a little speechless, South Koreans simply can't understand why it takes five to ten years for a street performer to become a teacher, "It's completely incomparable." Although the four basic skills of cross talk are only four words, if they are compared separately, what singing a word represents basically includes singing and dancing, and there are almost no cross talk artists who were a little famous in the past who are under the age of 30. Strictly speaking, although GAGMAN also needs to be able to speak, sing and dance, it is not a level at all compared to cross talk artists, and the singing skills of cross talk artists who can perform on stage are stronger than most IDOLs. ”
Jiang Hudong was a little unconvinced, he was still very confident in his strength, "Xiyi is not exaggerating to say this, I know that you have been in China for many years, but you can't underestimate our artists in the Republic of Korea so much." ”
Zheng Xiyi glanced at him, Liu Zaishi hurriedly played a round, Jiang Hudong was born as an athlete and has a low culture, plus the South Korean government has been constantly de-Huaxia over the years, so the impression of Huaxia is still a few decades ago.
Zheng Xiyi is not angry at all, he is too lazy to meet the arrogant people of Yelang, and the inferiority complex in the bones of Koreans is very strong, as a Hanwha mixed-race his position is naturally very embarrassing, in case it spreads, it is really a troublesome thing. But as a Chinese in his previous life, he had half Chinese blood in this life, and Zheng Xiyi didn't plan to endure it like this, so he picked up the water and took a sip, cleared his throat, and then opened his mouth for a while.
"There are steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted goose, braised pigs, braised ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, Songhua tripies, ......"
For more than a minute, although they couldn't understand Chinese, everyone stared blankly at Zheng Xiyi's non-stop gushing, and when he finally stopped, everyone was still stupid for more than ten seconds before he woke up, Jin Jidong muttered: "Dafa!"
Zheng Xiyi took another sip of water, "The name of this dish is to show the through-mouth technique in cross talk, because there is no baggage and jokes, so it is basically not performed on the stage now, and it is more of an entry-level work for children to learn art." ”
"MO?!Kids?Entry?" everyone's eyes fell to the ground.
Zheng Xiyi nodded, "This is just what I practiced when I was in school in Huaxia because I had to learn tongue twisters, I am not a cross talk artist, so I don't learn much and am not professional, professional cross talk artists have to master several times more than me." ”
Everyone's jaws dropped again.
Zheng Xiyi is secretly happy, there are not many real cross talk artists who will not know much when they first start performing on stage, they generally have one or two big jobs according to the inheritance of the master, and the others are small jokes, and then slowly learn new jokes according to the needs of the performance, but even so, compared to IDOL, the cross talk artist needs to master it more than I don't know how many times.
Jiang Hudong couldn't hang up a little, but he couldn't say anything, so he had to mutter, "Isn't it just a tongue twister, it's nothing." ”
Liu Jae-seok and Kim Ji-dong glanced at him reproachfully, and hurriedly pulled Zheng Xiyi to tell them more about cross talk, for GAGMAN, learning different funny techniques and integrating them into his own style is the most important thing. Zheng Xiyi didn't care, Jiang Hudong was just a representative of the consciousness of the Korean people, and he would be in a small South Korea in the future, so there was no need to offend him to death for this little thing.
After a while, there was a knock on the door, the assistant went to open the door, and the two girls walked in, bowing deeply as soon as they entered the door, "Anihasse, we are SUGAR, I'm sorry we're late!"
Zheng Xiyi and the others also stood up to return the salute, and the two girls approached only to find Zheng Xiyi, and hurriedly saluted again, "Anihasse, Zheng Xiyi's senior, I'm SUGAR's Ayumi (SOOJIN), please take care of me when we meet for the first time." ”
Zheng Xiyi has no impression of this group, and it is not strange to be a person who is not even impressed by Fin.K.L and S.E.S, but the two girls look at him strangely, and Zheng Xiyi is a little confused. Li Chengman leaned forward and whispered in his ear: "This is a combination launched by an independent subsidiary of the company in 2002. ”
Zheng Xiyi then understood, it turned out that the fake one was also the same senior sister, "Please don't be polite, the two of you are still my senior sisters, so you don't need to call me senior, just call me Xiyi, I was born in June 85." ”
The expression on Ayumi's face suddenly became lively, especially the big eyes, which were rolling around, and in Zheng Xiyi's impression, only Lin Yun'er's fawn eyes could be compared.
"Ah, then I'm still NUNA, I'm from August '84, and SOOJIN is younger than you, November '85. ”
SOOJIN WAS A VERY SHY GIRL, AND SHE SHRANK BEHIND HER BACK WITH HER LONG HAIR HALF-COVERING HER FACE, AND PULLED THE CORNER OF RAYA YUMI'S CLOTHES, "ONI, ONI, DON'T BE RUDE." ”
Ayumi then reacted that Zheng Xiyi is not an IDOL, but also the largest individual shareholder of the subsidiary, and I heard that his sister is still a director of S.M. Ayumi stuck out her tongue and hurriedly apologized, Zheng Xiyi smiled and shook her hand, but she didn't say anything, after all, she was not familiar, and if she was too enthusiastic, she might be misunderstood.
Because the two girls here were all seniors, either MCs or actors, they didn't dare to talk more, just said hello and quickly said goodbye and went to the public waiting room.
The guests who participated in this issue of XMAN came one after another, and they came to visit the MC in turn, and Jung Hee-yi was surprised to find that Lee Seung-gi also appeared among the guests, and Shin Jung-hwan and Kim Jong Kook also appeared as guests today, and they stayed after saying hello, and the six of them sat together and chatted.
The last one to visit was a fat man who looked a bit like Yuan Weiren, and even his hairstyle was the same, with long hair in a middle parted shawl. Liu Jae-seok and several people went up to hug him with a smile, and Kim Jidong pulled him over to introduce Zheng Xiyi, "Xiyi, this is my father-in-law, Zheng Hengdon, Zheng Qianduo (Hengdon and Qian Duo are pronounced the same in Korean). ”
Jung Hee-yi looked Jung Hyung-dun up and down with a smile in his eyes, this will be a big name in the future, but he didn't expect to see Kim Taeyeon last week, and now he has met her imaginary husband again.
Zheng Hengdun was a little surprised by the smile in Zheng Xiyi's eyes, and he was inexplicably a little apprehensive, but in front of Zheng Xiyi, he couldn't hold any seniors' shelves, so he hurriedly saluted, "Anihasse, Zheng Xiyi...... Uh, Brother Jidong, do I want to call the senior or what to call it. ”
Everyone laughed for a while, Zheng Xiyi also shook his head and smiled bitterly, after coming to South Korea, his biggest trouble was to greet the artist. Zheng Xiyi is young, but his qualifications are too old, although his debut in the United States is not considered a Korean qualification, but as the first Korean Oscar winner, no one in South Korea dares not to take his qualifications seriously, but most of the artists who are now active in the entertainment industry are older than him, so it has become a very embarrassing problem to call each other when they meet for the first time.
"Anihasse, Zheng Hengdun XI, you should be older than me, just call me Xiyi. ”
Zheng Hengdun stared at Zheng Xiyi's eyes and looked carefully, and found that Zheng Xiyi was indeed sincere and didn't care about the title, and the closeness in his heart was a little more, and he hurriedly returned the salute: "Anihasse, Zheng Xiyi XI, it's too polite, let's talk about plain language in the future." ”
Liu Zaishi slapped his face, "Okay, okay, you'll know after getting along for a long time in the future, Xiyi is very easy-going, and he doesn't pay attention to these." Now that everyone is here, let's go out and discuss the script together. ”
So the seven of them grinned and laughed at each other and carried out of the MC's dedicated standby room, Jung Hee-yi had seen the public waiting room of popular songs when he helped Lee Hyo-ri play songs before, and he also stayed in the standby room of HAPPYTOGETHER, but SBS dared to put him in the public standby room, it has always been the largest and best standby room for him, so this time it was the first time to go to the public standby room to discuss the script.
In fact, there is not much to discuss, because as early as after the show has determined the lineup of guests, the written script has been sent to the agency for review, and the agent will check whether there are any parts of the script that affect the image of his artist, and bargain for the shooting share. Now the guests see the script after the agency confirms that there is no problem, in fact, what the guests have to remember is only the opening part, after the filming of this part, all the guests have to change their clothes and touch up their makeup, and the writers will revise the script after it according to the performance and topic of the guests, and then the guests will continue the filming of the next section according to the new script.
Zheng Xiyi stood in the waiting area and watched Liu Zaishi, Jin Jidong and Jiang Hudong make the opening moves, and sighed silently in his heart, these days, it is not easy to mix in any industry.