"I'm really not a pig, I'm a unicorn!" Jiang Yuxuan found a white cloth and wrote such a line of words in the words of this world, because Jiang Yuxuan was not familiar with the words of this world, so this line of words was written crookedly, and it looked like a black earthworm lying on a white cloth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hahaha!" Jiang Yuxuan looked at the white cloth in his hand and became more and more satisfied, and a demonic smile echoed in the room, making the Qilin Great Sage in the corner tremble, such a demonic voice, how many years have I not heard it?

Jiang Yulu's prompt Jiang Yuxuan had already thought of it, the husband was innocent and guilty, the value of a nirvana unicorn beast was priceless, although the Jiang family's marshal's mansion in Tianlong City was also monstrous, but after all, it was only one of the four major families, whether it was the general Chu family or the Xiangguo Xie family, which one was a fuel-efficient lamp, not to mention that there was a more powerful and richer royal dragon family, if they knew that the young master of the Jiang family had a unicorn beast that had achieved nirvana, he would definitely try his best to snatch this unicorn beast away, and the three families worked together, and the Jiang family did not have the slightest chance of winning。

The intelligence agencies of the three families are pervasive, how can they hide this secret for as long as possible? After thinking about it, Jiang Yuxuan decided to do the opposite, he didn't believe that anyone could associate this fat-headed and big-eared guy with the legendary auspicious Qilin, where in the world could there be such a fat Qilin?

"Come here!" Jiang Yuxuan waved his hand at the unicorn beast in the corner.

"What are you doing?" the Qilin Great Sage looked at Jiang Yuxuan with jealousy, and he saw ill intentions in the other party's eyes.

"Stick this on your forehead!" Jiang Yuxuan shook the white cloth in his hand, his shoulders twitched, and he held back his smile very hard.

"What's written on it?" The Great Sage of Qilin only understands ancient characters, and he really can't understand Jiang Yuxuan's ghost-drawn characters.

"Praise you, say that you are a handsome and dashing and suave Qilin Great Sage!" Jiang Yuxuan said with a smile.

"Really?" the Qilin Great Sage looked at Jiang Yuxuan with suspicious eyes, "How do you feel that you are a little ill-intentioned!"

"Where is it, don't talk nonsense!" Jiang Yuxuan couldn't help but say that he grabbed the Qilin Great Sage, and then put the white cloth on its round head, the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became, hum, this guy is just crying and shouting that he is a Qilin, and others have to firmly think that it is a pig, right?

The door was pushed open, and Xie Baokun, the young master of the Xie family, who was wider and fatter than a pig, came in, because the door of Jiang Yuxuan's room was designed according to the size of a normal person, so Xie Baokun came in very hard.

"Da Kun, your size...... Tsk, it's getting more and more 'slimmer'......" Looking at Xie Baokun, who was becoming more and more burly, Jiang Yuxuan sighed sincerely.

"Xuanzi, you can also see that I have been losing weight for the past two days, and I only eat eight meals a day!" Xie Baokun said triumphantly.

"Eat eight meals a day...... Jiang Yuxuan gasped, this is still only eight meals? This living habit, if it grows less than 300 catties, then there is no natural reason.

"Are you a pig?" the Qilin Great Sage stood upright and said loudly as he looked at the young master of the Xie family, who was as strong as a pig.

"Hey, Xuanzi, when did you raise a pet pig? You can still talk......" Xie Baokun found the Qilin Great Sage who made a sound, and looked at this golden yellow and clear ball of meat curiously.

"Hey, there are still words on his forehead, let me look at what is written on it, I'm really not a pig, I'm a unicorn...... Hahaha...... "Xie Baokun couldn't be happy after seeing the handwriting on it, his fat fingers dangled and pointed at the Qilin Great Sage and said: "You actually said that this is a unicorn, haha, laugh at me, this is obviously a pig, a golden pig with scales, you are so talented, you actually said that this is a unicorn......"

"Jiang Yuxuan!" The Qilin Great Sage roared, looking at Jiang Dashao angrily, his fat body trembled, he felt Jiang Yuxuan's ill intentions just now, but he didn't expect this earthworm-like ghost drawing talisman to be these words, if it weren't for the fact that he had just returned from Nirvana, his strength was very poor, and the Qilin Great Sage would have used the Qilin True Fire to barbecue Jiang Yuxuan.

"What, am I not right?" Jiang Yuxuan hugged his shoulders and looked at the Qilin Great Sage with a smile.

"Hmph, take off the white cloth for me, or ...... "The Qilin Great Sage looked at Jiang Yuxuan with his small fist dang......ling, trying to make a threatening expression on his face, but it was too fat, no matter what expression he did, it would squeeze a bunch of fat meat together.

"What's the noise?" The door was pushed open, Jiang Yulu floated in like a Lingbo fairy, with her arrival, both the Qilin Great Sage and Xie Baokun's fat bodies trembled, it seemed that the fear of Jiang Yulu between the two of them appeared in their bones.

"Hey, there are still words on this pig's forehead, let me see what is written......" Jiang Yulu's eyes widened, and she looked at the forehead of the Qilin Great Sage curiously, her lips opened lightly, and she exhaled like an orchid: "I'm really not a pig, I'm a Qilin...... Hehe......"

Jiang Yulu's smiling flowers and branches trembled, the cold moon fairy generally gave people a feeling of cold and arrogant, and when Miss Jiang was not smiling, she also gave people an unattainable feeling, really like the bright moon above the nine heavens, but this laugh is like the fairy in the painting has become flesh and blood, and it is more real.

"This attention is good, it's really a shame that you think of it......" Jiang Yulu Bingxue was smart, naturally she guessed Jiang Yuxuan's thoughts in an instant, some people do things, they often want to cover up, but Jiang Dashao's thinking is the opposite, but sometimes the more this is the case, the more people don't believe it......

The Qilin Great Sage hugged his head with his fat claws in pain, originally thinking of finding an opportunity to take down the broken banner on his head, but now it seems that there is no play, this little aunt and grandmother are not easy to mess with, if she doesn't go along with her wishes, maybe she will directly freeze herself into an ice sculpture......

"Not only that, but I also want to take this unicorn to the palace for a while......" Jiang Yuxuan said with his shoulders hugged.

"Yes, if you are high-profile, the more people will not think of it. Jiang Yulu nodded, with the strength of the Long family, the Xie family, and the Chu family, the Marshal's Mansion couldn't do it if it wanted to completely hide this unicorn beast, so it was better to appear in front of everyone generously.

"What are you talking about, why can't I understand?" Xie Baokun wiped the beads of sweat on his head and asked suspiciously, judging from Jiang Yuxuan and Jiang Yulu's tone, this seemed to be a unicorn...... But this is obviously a pig, how can it be the legendary unicorn......

"If you don't understand, that's what I want. Jiang Yuxuan said firmly.

"But if it's a real unicorn, it must be a little different, right?" Xie Baokun said, touching his fat chin.

"Don't you believe it, don't you? I'll show you this Qilin Great Sage!" The Qilin Great Sage held up his big belly, waved his little paws, and pretended to be a master of the world, while Jiang Yuxuan and the others looked at the Qilin Great Sage in amazement, seeing what kind of moth he could make.

"Boy, you must have often stolen tributes when you were a child, right?" the Qilin Great Sage looked at Xie Baokun with a matter-of-fact look.

"Damn, how do you know?" Xie Baokun is a spirit, this product has been a foodie since he was a child, and he can be said to eat what he sees, so he does often steal the tributes of the family to worship heaven and earth and ancestors, this is his secret, even Jiang Yuxuan can't know.

"Wouldn't it?" Jiang Yuxuan and Jiang Yulu glanced at each other, and then slowly shook their heads, the so-called unicorn is just a high-level spirit beast, it stands to reason that it shouldn't be a superpower like a prophet?

"Haha, just look at the way you look like you've been damned!" The Qilin Great Sage slapped his belly and laughed, Xie Baokun's face turned red, and Jiang Yuxuan and Jiang Yulu were black lines at the same end - this Qilin Great Sage was a little naughty.

In order to break the embarrassment, Jiang Yuxuan said to Xie Baokun: "By the way, fat man, what are you doing when you come to me?"

"Xuanzi, you must help my brother this time, I want to go to the palace to attend Princess Long Xiaoqing's coming-of-age ceremony!" Xie Baokun said through gritted teeth.

The coming-of-age ceremony of the imperial princess Long Xiaoqing has two meanings, in addition to the superficial statement that the princess is seventeen years old, there is also a meaning that the princess has reached the age of marriage, who has the idea to hurry up and propose...... Of course, this second reason belongs to the opinions of the benevolent and the wise, but in any case, it is only those few people who are qualified to propose to the royal family.......

Xie Baokun is the son of the prime minister of the dynasty, this identity is enough, but he can't stand up to him, and this identity is obviously not qualified to marry a princess, and it belongs to the story of a toad and a swan...... So the royal family did not invite him, and it is also a matter of course.

"Do you also have thoughts about Long Xiaoqing?" Jiang Yuxuan looked at this big fat man weighing nearly three hundred pounds in surprise.

"Nope. Xie Baokun shook his head like a drum, "In my eyes, Long Xiaoqing's appearance is nothing more than that, my future daughter-in-law must be a ...... of sufficient weight."

"Long Xiaoqing is the princess of the empire, this weight ...... Enough should be enough, right?" Jiang Yulu teased.

"Her small body is at most a hundred pounds, how can she bear the heavy responsibility of opening up branches and leaves for my Xie family, my future daughter-in-law must be twice as much as her!" said Xie Fatzi firmly.

Jiang Yuxuan was speechless for a while, it turned out that the weight that this guy said did not refer to identity, but weight...... Eh, from this point of view, Long Xiaoqing is really nothing more than that, eh, even Jiang Yulu, the Cold Moon Fairy, is also like this......

"Then why are you going to attend the coming-of-age ceremony?" Jiang Yulu asked puzzled.

"I'm just not angry, why did the royal family invite Xie Baoqian to go and not invite me, isn't this clearly looking down on me? What is so good about Xie Baoqian, isn't he able to write poems with both hands?" Xie Baokun said angrily.

Xie Baoqian is Xie Baokun's half-brother, and the names of the two together are the word Qiankun, which shows how much the Xie family expects from these two, of course, the biggest expectation is Xie Baoqian, because he is a descendant, and he is outstanding, known as the first talent in Tianlong City, many people think that he and Long Xiaoqing are the existence of a golden boy and a jade girl.

"According to what you mean, you can also write poetry?" Jiang Yulu looked at Fat Xie in wonder, this guy can also write poetry? No, isn't he the same gentleman as himself?

"Why not? I wrote a few lines of poetry two days ago, and you can give them a comment. Xie Baokun cleared his throat, and then chanted: "'The bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground,' how about this? ”

"Ahem, cough, cough ......" Jiang Yuxuan was originally pricking up his ears and preparing to listen to Xie Baokun's masterpiece, but he didn't take a breath, and laughed directly, and Miss Jiang was even more unladylike giggles.

"Don't get excited, I still have two sentences, 'Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou'Who wouldn't be?Why do you underestimate me?" Xie Baokun said proudly.

"Anything else?" Jiang Yuxuan asked with a smile.

"There are two more sentences of seven absolutes, you listen well, 'Ahem, if you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines?**************, how about a mouse son make a hole?'

Jiang Yuxuan and Jiang Yulu glanced at each other, and their foreheads were covered with black lines.

"Ahem, fat man, you are so talented, tsk, you are simply unprecedented, your eldest brother is a fart compared to you, I also wrote a few sentences for you to taste, 'one white covers a thousand ugliness, one fat destroys everything, and do it and cherish it' What do you think?" Jiang Yuxuan said with a smile in his heart.

"Yes, yes, I don't think the two of us should be the two great men of Tianlong City, but the two great talents of Tianlong City to ......" Xie Baokun shook his head.

"Okay, just with your earth-shattering poetry talent, I must also bring you to the palace!" Jiang Yuxuan patted the fat man Xie on the shoulder, and said with a smile, he seemed to have seen the excitement in the palace, with this living treasure, some people's expressions should be very exciting.