Chapter 2 Something Happened at School!

Now insert a special message: The three men said that a potato had turned into a human form, and the surrounding neighbors said they had seen it, but it was really unbelievable that the potato had turned into a human, and the relevant departments were still investigating. ”

Early in the morning, Durian watched the news, "Potatoes become people? Now it's so unskilled to deceive children." ”

Durian turned off the TV disdainfully and went to school with a schoolbag on his back.

As soon as he went out, an inch boy passed by the door of the durian house.

"What this big brother has been through, he looks like a dead fish. Durian laughed dryly.

Durian continued to walk towards the school, and to his surprise, the inch-headed boy was also on the same road with him.

Along the way, the inch-headed boy looked like a walking corpse.

"Lalalala......" A little girl with a windmill walked over in the distance.

"Oops!" the little girl bumped into the inch-headed boy.

"I'm sorry. ”

"Shhhh The inch-headed boy stared straight at the little girl and made a voice that did not belong to a human being.

"Hmm!" The little girl was frightened and began to cry quietly.

"Shhh The inch-headed boy slapped the little girl with one hand.

When the handy boy immediately hit the little girl, Durian pushed the boy from behind and pushed him to the ground.

"Who are you?" said Durian to the inch-headed boy and began to comfort the little girl.

"Unity... Tong ...... "The inch-headed boy didn't know what to say, and swung his fist at the durian.

Durian kicked the inch-headed boy a few times, and the inch-headed boy couldn't resist and fell to the ground.

Durian grabbed the inch-headed boy's clothes, "Shhhh The clothes were torn by the durian, and when the durian saw it clearly, he found that his hands were full of potato skins.

In the dark, the inch-headed boy with the upper body ** is like a poisonous snake, staring directly at the durian, he has just turned into a human form, and he doesn't even have basic language skills.

Durian he was stunned: "It's not human at all, but it's like a human potato, a human potato? Is it true that the news says it? Is it really a humanoid potato!" Hmm!" The potato let out a low roar and rushed up, punching the durian in the face, and the durian immediately dodged away and shouted: "Damn, come to the truth, it seems that today we are going to punish evil and promote good!" Durian immediately went up and punched him, shouting, "It's so hard!, my fist is going to break, this potato is really strong!" However, look at my trick: heroes don't eat immediate losses! Run!" It's too late, it's too fast, Durian took the little girl and immediately ran to the school, "This guy can really run, but it should be safe when he gets to school." Durian was comforted in her heart.

"It's time to go to school!", as soon as I entered the school, I immediately went to the security office and shouted to the security guard, "Uncle security, then, there is a humanoid potato that I said today, hurry, call the police!" The security guard looked stunned and scolded, "What kind of humanoid potato, have you read too much science fiction, hurry up and go to class!" Now the little ghosts, why do they always love to think about these things that they have or don't, and none of them are focused on studying."" Well, what's up there, like, like one, like a potato?!, he's not lying?, quick, close!" The security guard said to another security guard, "I saw it too, come on, students, come to school!" All the students were stunned, but they still entered the school. The potato was approaching, "Hey, 110? I saw a humanoid potato, hurry, come! The address is Lifu Middle School, hurry, come!" The security guard yelled into the phone.

Finally, the potato rushed up, climbed over the iron door in one step, and rushed to the teaching building, this is, durian is really chatting with the duck and the coffee beans, "Have you read today's news? Durian, you think too much, how is it possible, it should be somewhere else, someone is dressed up as a potato or entertainment gossip, don't think too much." The coffee bean said, "It's just, you like to read science fiction novels, we understand, don't take it seriously." Ban Ya comforted, "Now broadcast an urgent notice, did you watch the news in the morning, that humanoid potato, is rushing towards the teaching building, everyone evacuate, pay attention, this is not a drill, attention, this is not a drill!" Broadcast a panicked notification to you." Humanoid potato, no kidding, Darwin is going to jump out!" The school's notice shouldn't be fake, just listen to the teacher's arrangement." The students were chattering and discussing, when the teacher rushed in and shouted, "Evacuate, everyone!" At this time, the potato, it, rushed in "Woo!" Potato yelled "Bibi crooked dad no, no, Bibi baby meat!" In a very angry tone, he yelled frantically. Oh, is it going to eat us? I'm still young, I don't want to leave, I'm a good student!" A group of people were shouting, "Evil animals, don't come here!" Durian held a broom and waved "Durian, be careful!" Little G called out, "We're here to help you!" The coffee beans and the duck picked up the broom together, rushed up to the potatoes is a mess, the potatoes didn't seem to react, and the three of them bounced off with disdain, very easily.

Then the police came, rushed in, raised their guns, and said to it, "What kind of monster are you? Get out of here, or I'm going to shoot!" Potato turned around and looked at the police with the same disdain, "Bibi crooked dad crooked dad, Bibi crooked dad @%$#^*/*$%&#$*" The policeman looked dazed, at this time, it rushed up, and in an instant, put a policeman.