"Shhhhh

"I diagnosed it myself, who made him talk a lot. Park Jong-sang retorted, and at the same time, the responsible party Shaoyang said: "Let me ask you, you haven't taken the pulse yet, how did you know that he has a fox smell?"

Fang Shaoyang looked at Park Zhongsheng like an idiot and said, "His fox smell is so big, you can smell it from afar, do you have a sense of smell?"

Park Jong-sang immediately grabbed a little bit and counterattacked: "Referee, he smelled it, not the pulse, this doesn't count!"

Fang Shaoyang didn't bother to pay attention to this idiot.

The referee said with a cold face: "This player, Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing and asking, not only using the pulse to diagnose the patient's physical condition, the so-called Doctor Fang Shaoyang did not violate the rules. ”

"Well said!" He Jiayi next to the competition stage applauded loudly and took the lead in applauding.

"Okay!" Suddenly, the audience also shouted, feeling that the referee had counterattacked very strongly, and gave the Korean stick a blow on the head.

A grim look flashed on the face of the Korean stick, and he said coldly: "Okay, then you treat him first, I'll see if you can cure him!"

Fang Shaoyang looked at the lewd man in front of him and said, "You definitely don't have a girlfriend." ”

"Wow doctor, you can see that, you're amazing!" the lewd man nodded vigorously.

Fang Shaoyang shrugged and said, "It's not for you to see, you stink so much, which woman will follow you." ”

The lewd man nodded vigorously in agreement, and said, "Yes, so I like men, doctor, whoever heals me, I will follow him for the rest of my life." ”

……

"Referee, I abstain from this game and let the stick do it. Fang Shaoyang stood up and said to the referee.

"This ......" the referee was also dumbfounded, there had never been such a situation in the tryouts.

"Doctor Fang, are you thinking about it?" the referee kindly asked.

"No need, give this to him, and I can cure the last two. Fang Shaoyang said confidently.

"Oh well. The referee sighed, he was not optimistic about this competition at the beginning, and felt that Fang Shaoyang was likely to lose.

"I announce that the first sentence Fang Shaoyang abstained and was healed by Park Jong-sang. ”

"Huh, what's the situation?"

"By giving up Mao's rights!"

"Yes, if you don't lose the face of the Chinese, you will come down without ability. ”

The audience suddenly stopped, and some of them were excited and even began to let Fang Shaoyang step down.

Fang Shaoyang rushed to the front of the stage, pointed at the group of people below and scolded: "What are you arguing about, shut up for me!

"We're better than us! better than you cowards who abstained!" most of the men in the audience yelled at Fang Shaoyang.

Fang Shaoyang still didn't have it, and shouted with his head held high: "Then you guys come up!"

"You come down!" shouted the audience.

"You guys come up!" Fang Shaoyang still didn't retreat,

"You come down!" the audience also refused to let in.

The organizing committee, the referees, and the participants were all stupid, is this the World Health Organization selection competition or cross talk?

"Player Fang Shaoyang, please return to your seat, as well as the audience, please consciously maintain the order of the arena, our game is still going on normally. ”

The referee hurriedly stopped everyone, and if they didn't stop it, they would probably have to shout until lunch.

Fang Shaoyang suddenly snorted proudly, like a big rooster that has won a fight, he returned to his seat proudly, and compared a scissor hand to He Jiayi behind him.

Park Zhongsheng sneered uncontrollably, believing in his heart that Fang Shaoyang was a clown, and there was nothing to be afraid of.

"This gentleman, please come here, and Dr. Park will help you treat it. The referee said to the lewd man.

"Prostitution for a lifetime? Why don't you call it a prostitution for a lifetime, then you have to paint a lot of money." The lewd man couldn't help but shake his head and sighed.

Fang Shaoyang immediately corrected with a smile: "It's wrong, he called a prostitute for life." ”

The lewd man muttered to himself, "Is there any difference between prostitution for life, prostitution for life?"

Park Jong-sang listened to the two singing and teasing his name, his eyes were full of anger, and he said coldly: "Are you still cured?

"Governance. The lewd man hurriedly ran over and sat opposite Park Jong-sang.

"...... 10 grams of tantra, 70 grams of talc, and 5 grams of borneol"

Park Zhongsheng shook his head and said the formula for treating fox odor, but as soon as he said a few words, he was snatched by the lewd man opposite.

"10 grams of tantra, 70 grams of talc, 5 grams of borneol, and 15 grams of calamine are ground together into fine powder, mixed well and sealed in a bottle. After bathing, apply it to the armpits, 1 time a day, to remove the smell of foxes, and pay attention to the fact that you can't use it when the armpit is broken, am I right, doctor?"

The lewd man asked with a smirk on his face.

"Uh, you know?" Park Jong-sang asked, surprised.

"I know, I can find a Chinese medicine hospital on the street and prescribe this kind of recipe, and I memorize it all, but it doesn't work, Dr. Park, do you have any other exclusive formula?" asked the lewd man.

"My name is Park Jong-sang. ”

Park Jong-sang didn't feel anything when he was called Dr. Park before, but why is it so awkward to say it from this lewd man's mouth today?

"Isn't the doctor an honorific title for you? The lewd man laughed.

"No, just call me Park Jong-sang!" Park Jong-sang said categorically.

"Okay, Dr. Park, do you have any other recipes?" asked the lewd man very sternly.

……

Park Jong-sang compromised and said another recipe: "25 grams of talc, 2 grams ......"

As soon as Park Jong-sang said a medicinal herb, the lewd man immediately continued: "2 grams of three immortal pills and 1 gram of purple flower dices are ground together into fine powder and rubbed under the armpits, right, Doctor Park?"

…… Park Jong-sang had the urge to hit the wall, and said again angrily: "...... 50 grains"

"50 peppercorns and 12 longan kernels are ground together into fine powder and applied to the armpits, right?"

The lewd man answered faster, and Park Jong-sang was picked up by him as soon as he said a number.

"Doctor Park, you're too unprofessional, didn't you just find a few recipes on Baidu to fool me?"

The lewd man asked with a very difficult look.

"I ......" Park Jong-sang hesitated and didn't say anything for a long time, these recipes were all learned by him from medical skills.

"Shhhh......h

"Haha, you also said that the Chinese medicine is your stick, I think you should hurry home and dream!"

Fang Shaoyang smiled and watched the excitement on the side, and suddenly saw someone pushing a trolley selling melon seeds next to him, so he hurriedly ran down to buy a pack.

While knocking melon seeds while watching the excitement, he also asked He Jiayi and Dean Bai: "Sister beauty, old man Bai, do you eat melon seeds?"

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