Chapter 414: Good Dog Floats on the Side

teased Atletico Madrid, Tang Jiayi turned around and asked, "By the way, what about my mother?"

At the end of September, Lu Wei had already come to Ludao with a large bag of luggage, and this time she planned to stay for at least half a year, and then return to her hometown after 100 days for her grandson. Although both of them hoped that she could settle on Egret Island, because Vice Principal Tang had no plans to retire early, the proposal of the two was rejected by her.

According to the usual situation during this period of time, as soon as Tang Jiayi returned home, her mother would appear by her side within 60 seconds, but today she was about to finish watching the whole show, and she didn't see her mother appear, which made her feel a little strange.

"What do you say about our mother?" Atletico grinned and reached out and pointed out, saying, "Didn't you let her go to the square dance, after she quit the group, she joined a night running team, and today is the first time she has participated in a night run." ”

"Looking at my mother's active energy, there is really nothing wrong with the country's postponement of retirement!" Tang Jiayi said sourly, the old lady surrounded her and kept bombarding her with words "My experience back then", she felt annoyed, but when he thought of the old lady leaving her to run to square dance and run, he felt neglected.

Even Atletico Madrid, who is a well-known person with low emotional intelligence, saw his wife's tangled mood, grabbed her shoulder and patted her gently, and said, "It's late at night, mother, you should go to bed," and helped her up and walked towards the master bedroom on the first floor.

Originally, the bedroom of the two was upstairs, but since she returned to China after she was pregnant, she moved the bedroom to the first floor under Lu Wei's strong intervention, because she was afraid that Tang Jiayi would accidentally fall down and kill herself when going up and down the stairs. It was about the child in the womb, although she didn't think about it, Tang Jiayi still obeyed the persuasion and moved downstairs.

After washing and cleaning up, changing into pajamas and lying on the bed, Tang Jiayi suddenly asked, "Ma cheap, why hasn't my mother come back yet?"

Atletico was stunned for a moment, took the mobile phone to inquire about the Internet, and said with a smile: "It's really a bit of a thing, our mother's sword is not old, their night running team caught a thief and twisted him to the police station, so there was a bit of a delay." ”

Saying that, handing her the phone, Tang Jiayi looked over intently, and sure enough, she found that there was a message on the phone screen that "the wall-climbing thief encountered a citizen who ran at night, and escaped and was captured", but she looked back after reading it, and made sure that she didn't find any mention of her mother's name, and couldn't help but ask how Atletico Madrid knew.

"Stupid! Didn't you see the T-shirts worn by the members of the night running team on the picture? You were slapped by our mother because of this night running suit, did you forget? Could it really be that you have been pregnant and stupid for three years?"

The style of the clothes mentioned by Atletico Madrid is quite peculiar, its body is a red lapel long-sleeved T-shirt, which is not so unusual, the interesting thing is that this dress is decorated with shiny beads, shoulders, neckline, elbows, cuffs, chest, The back is everywhere, these beads are actually LED lamp beads, together with the wires encapsulated in various colors of cloth, sewn on the clothes after the clothes become the most stylish night running clothes, at night to hang a power bank on the waist, turn on the switch to ensure that hundreds of meters away can be seen.

This rather strange night running uniform is the standard uniform of Lu Wei to participate in the sunset red Chinese New Year's Eve running team, Tang Jiayi actually saw it when Lu Wei brought the clothes back before, she did smile at the time and said, this dress is so flowery mom you are kind to wear it out, but because of this sentence ushered in the "mother hit me again" love pat.

In fact, it is not surprising that she didn't recognize this dress, after all, it was daytime when she saw it at the time, and it was tiled to see all the colored lamp beads that were not powered at that time, and it looked like ordinary glass beads, and now this photo was taken at night when the light was dim, and this night running suit was worn on the body at night and was more bright and coquettish than the flat during the day, and it was not possible to see the color and style of its body at all, so it was not an accident that it was not connected for a while.

Moreover, the arrangement of these colored LED strips is also very misleading, the lamp beads are only on the shoulders, arms and even chest, but not on the abdomen, waist and hips, so that only one "(w" can be seen after the lights are lit at night) The pattern of two dancing slender arms and two jumping chests, as for the original wide abdomen and waist circumference of middle-aged and elderly women, as well as the cheeks and necks that cannot be hidden by wrinkles, are all hidden behind the dazzling light, even Tang Jiayi, who has seen the original real thing, did not recognize it, and those night walkers who met by chance at night were even more confused.

It is completely conceivable that the men who ran at night tried their best to speed up to catch up with the beauties in front of them, but found that it was a team of red-clothed aunts.

"Hehe, it's Huang Rong from afar, and it's Wang Rong from close...... The aunt's snatching artifact is really powerful!" While sighing, Atletico lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed.

But at this time, Tang Jiayi suddenly turned over, faced Atletico Madrid and gave him a slap, if it weren't for the silence in the dead of night, the ambient noise was much lower than during the day, otherwise the two of them might not have heard the "snap" of the palm hitting the skin. Obviously, because Atletico just mentioned that she was slapped by her mother and that she was pregnant for three years, which caused Tang Jiayi's unhappiness, this also gave Atletico a slap.

"The kinetic energy of this slap is 21% weaker than last time, and it has set a new record for Jiajia's slap attack power, keep up the good work!" Atletico calmly burst out Tang Jiayi's "attack power" index, completely ignoring the fact that he was slapped by a sudden attack.

His skin has been transformed by e7u, with a high density, and its toughness, elasticity and strength and other indicators are close to the upper limit of human skin, and the slap on his face is like hitting the rubber man Luffy's face, which is very smooth and greasy, and it is difficult to make force, for this guy's rough skin and thick flesh, Tang Jiayi has long been taught, and if she uses too much force, it is not only tiring, but also may twist her wrists and fingers, so on the contrary, she herself has to pay attention to the force skills when playing between the two people, and don't get hurt if she can't get in, it will be embarrassing. Over time, it becomes a game of weak slap in the face.

Tang Jiayi naturally slapped me and didn't do anything, so Tang Jiayi grabbed Atletico Madrid's shoulder and leaned forward, biting Atletico's lower lip where he was talking, which was also a "weak area" for him, while biting, his teeth did not move and said vaguely: "Do you think I'm stupid?

Originally, Atletico couldn't hear this sentence clearly, and even Tang Jiayi herself could only hear a series of subdued "hums", but because the heads of the two were in contact at this time, her brainwave signal leaked out, and this sentence was finally received by Atletico Madrid in its entirety.

"Tongajia!" Atletico laughed angrily at her words, and reached out to take off the wife who pounced on him and put it back in place: "The oldest post-00 is only 13 years old now, okay, I'm not so shameless!"

"Does that mean that as long as you are 18 years old, you will be able to do it?" asked Tang Jiayi, who was still more accustomed to opening her mouth to speak than to communicate with brain waves.

"Alas!" Atletico looked at the ceiling and let out a sigh of relief, then said quietly: "Our mother is still outside and hasn't come back, aren't you in a hurry?"

When he said this, Tang Jiayi stopped making a fuss, and hurriedly urged Atletico to call her mother quickly and ask about the situation.

While listening to the ringtone in the mobile phone, Atletico turned to his wife and said: "I guess the thief may have broken his leg, otherwise our mother and they should have already gone back to their respective homes to find their own babies." ”

After all, it was already eleven o'clock at night, no matter how much he ran at night, it was impossible to run to this point, there must be something that stumbled everyone, and it shouldn't be too big, otherwise Aunt Lu would have called him for help.

He felt that the most likely situation should be that the unlucky thief saw the bright colored lights on this pile of people, or was distracted or had a ghost in his heart, and fell off the wall, only to be caught by the aunts and uncles of the old Chinese New Year's Eve running team in the sunset.

The phone was connected, but it was quickly hung up, and in a brief call, Lu Wei said that she had arrived at the door, and you felt like you were sleeping.

It wasn't until the next day that Tang Jiayi learned from her mother what happened last night.

The situation in Lu Wei's mouth is different from the scarf express that Atletico Madrid saw them, but it is not far from Atletico Madrid's later speculation. It turned out that when the night running team went around and was about to return to the scheduled disbandment point, the thief fell from the upstairs of the community, and there was a courtyard wall in the middle of the plane distance of several meters between the two sides, and it was a night with black lights and blind fires, and the night runners outside should not be able to see him, the thief's exclamation and the subsequent "bang" The sound of heavy objects landing on the ground is also difficult to reach the ears of the night runners who generally wear headsets and listen to songs, and if it weren't for Gooddogg, who was wearing Aunt Lu, who detected the sound and vibrated it, they wouldn't have known what was going on.

Lu Wei and the others ran into the community, found the man to help the young man who broke his leg and called an ambulance, and then planned to retreat and prepare to run the last few hundred meters and then disbanded and went home, but as a result, the man who was injured woke up at this time, and actually said that he was a resident of the community.

However, this guy found the wrong person, and the money was blackmailed to the very idle retirees, and the aunts stopped running, and called 110 to call the police tea to slowly break it.

Until this time, Lu Wei and the others didn't know that they had acted bravely, and they had actually saved a thief, but this did not bring them a good mood, just saving people, and the other party in turn asked them for medical expenses, which was already very disgusting.

As soon as I heard that the night running team said that they were going to call the police, the injured man was anxious, and hurriedly said that the money could be given afterwards, and my leg was tight, and I was sent to the hospital for bone correction. It's just that at this time, the anger of the aunts has come up, and they have long lost the interest in running, and they say that they will not let the ambulance take people away, anyway, there are no major bleeding wounds on your body, and you have already done emergency fixation, and you can't die if you delay for a while.

After the two of them arrived, they inquired about the situation, and immediately found the problem, pointed to the injured man's feet and asked: "You don't wear slippers in your own home, you wear such professional hiking shoes, and what is the matter with all this dirt and blades of grass?"

Because there were not many opportunities to watch the case up close, Lu Wei wrote down every word that the police tea said, and repeated it to her daughter and son-in-law word by word at the breakfast table.

Although the injured man tried his best to quibble, saying that he was not used to wearing slippers at home, and the dirt and grass blades on his feet were stepped on when he fell down just now, but Uncle Police Cha, who already had an idea, completely ignored his quibbles, took out the police pass and took pictures of him to collect fingerprints, and then the man with the broken leg was really anxious, but he had been fixed on the stretcher just now, and he couldn't run if he wanted to.

In recent years, the police around the country will collect photo fingerprints and even DNA information into the inventory file after catching the criminals, and when the suspect is caught in other parts of the country, you can use the police and other equipment to query the network, if the target person has a case record or is consistent with other unsolved clues, you can immediately query, and the results of this inquiry also confirm why the other party is anxious and afraid, the query shows that this guy is a habitual thief, there is a case record.

The ambulance carrying this Chen habitual thief finally departed, but there was an extra police tea on the car. Another police tea, with the assistance of a night running team and a security guard from the late community, visited the residents of the building to find the stolen homes. After the incident, the night running team went to the faction and went to testify en masse, because of the large number of people, the record was very slow, and they were busy until eleven o'clock before returning.

However, Lu Wei and the others were obviously having a good time, and even after a night, they were still excited when they mentioned this matter.

Tang Jiayi put down the spoon and wiped her mouth with a tissue, and then asked, "What is that Gooddogg, what is it?" It seems that everything is because of the problem he discovered first?"

"That thing, ask your husband to go!" Lu Wei took out her mobile phone and called the cleaning robot, and brought down the dishes, spoons and chopsticks on the table of the three of them and put them in the basket on top of the latter, the latter will send this pile to the second kitchen for cleaning, compared to the first kitchen occasionally used to show knife cooking skills, the second kitchen in the villa is actually a small automated factory, completely composed of a variety of machines with a silver and white stainless steel luster, and people can't use it in it.

"Don't you hear? Gooddog's a good dog," Atletico said.

"Then why don't you just call the dog?"

"Because a good dog actually doesn't mean very good, what a good dog doesn't get in the way, a good dog floats on the side, it's all swearing. ”

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