The little fat man's eyes flashed with a shy and expectant light, stumbling, and finally reluctantly told a joke, and the audience burst into laughter from time to time. It's not that his jokes are really funny, but his demeanor, and the tone that Su Mo encouraged to laugh in Jingnan's dialect.

Does this count as poisoning another descendant of the Zhu family? Su Mo looked at the little fat man's flushed face due to excitement, and thought secretly in his heart. It's clearly a look of anticipation for the pleasure of revenge, guilty of sin, but he is a good person, how can he harm others?

This should have cultivated a sketch actor for the Zhu family, and he may become an emperor superstar one day in later generations. That's right, that's it!

"You...... You promised me ......" the little fat man said weakly, looking at him with blank eyes.

"Ah...... Quack, no problem. Su Mo looked up to the sky and snorted, turned around and called the little princess to his side, and the three heads of one big and two small came together, and plotted in a low voice.

The game continues.

Outside the crowd in a large circle, two villains, one big and one small, one fat and one thin, ran against each other. At a certain moment when the song was singing, the handkerchief in the little princess's hand had been transferred to the little fat dun at some point. Then, it quietly fell behind Zhu Yangzhu, the son of King Lu......

"That guy laughed the loudest just now, it's really too much!" Thinking of what someone had just said "casually" in his ear, the little fat man decisively chose a target.

"Ha, Brother Ten Kings, come one. ”

"Hey, it's His Royal Highness King Lu......"

"Uh, does that count as cannibalism?"

"Silence! Just watch the play, don't talk much!"

"That's it, let him die......"

The singing stopped, and finally found Zhu Yangzhu with a handkerchief behind him, stood up with a blue face, and looked at the discussion around him, and there was a cold sweat on his head.

glared at the little fat man who started the attack, and looked at King Ning as if asking for help. King Ning's eyes and nose and heart are immovable, and the base of the Buddha is similar.

Zhu Yangzhu was desperate. What kind of talent or something, he doesn't know half of it. If you say that you are carrying cages and birds, walking dogs and fighting cocks, then you are a famous house, but whether this can be regarded as a talent or not, even if it can be counted, there is no prop.

But other than that, there is really no other person who can get his hands on it. It's really sad personally.

"Ahem, this pig brother ......" Su Mo spoke, just listening to his obviously strange tone, Zhu Yangzhu's two hands subconsciously clenched.

"You dare to insult my royal son?!" he said angrily, gritting his teeth.

Su Mo looked at him in surprise, and then suddenly patted his forehead and said, "Oh, understand, you are the prince of the prince, and I am not worthy of being called a brother and sister to you, right?" Well, then...... Your Highness the Pig Breeder, this is the end of it. ”

Zhu Yangzhu's face turned green, and he cautiously peeked at the little prince, and sure enough, the little prince's face was gloomy.

Damn, this bastard is hurting me again!

Where do I mean this, when the prince and the little princess are brothers and sisters to you, who dares to say that you are not worthy? Doesn't that mean that you are more noble than the prince and the princess?

I clearly mean what you call me by name...... Wait, uncle, what's that...... His Royal Highness who raised pigs...... What the hell is this?

Zhu Yangzhu had a feeling of going crazy.

"Well, Your Highness the pig farmer....... uh, this name is so long, it's really troublesome. Otherwise, let's just call you His Highness Pig. Su Mo sighed bitterly and discussed seriously.

Zhu Yangzhu's face turned red, and he pointed at him speechless. How can he answer this? Agree, isn't that really going to be called a pig? But if you don't agree, you can't give a reason. He was absolutely convinced that if he really accused him of being a cat, that bastard would 100% not admit it.

Not only do you not admit it, but if you don't know it, you're afraid that you'll beat it up, saying that you're bullying others or something. Damn, don't you see what the prince's face over there stinks? And the little princess who is all in one, hey, the little eyes that stare at her are like knives. In this case, who believes or doesn't believe whom, do you still need to ask?

Zhu Yangzhu was so aggrieved, his lips trembled, and he didn't burst out half a fart for a long time.

"Oh, it seems that His Royal Highness Pig is quite satisfied with this title, so good. Now, Your Highness Pig, do you think you should hurry up and present the talent show? We still have a lot of projects in the future. Su Mo looked relieved, as if he felt that it was not easy to find a suitable name, and he had finally passed the test.

Zhu Yangzhu almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood. Why is it so decided...... Uh, talent show, what kind of bullshit talent show do I know, as for standing here and calling you a pig alive?

"The main hall...... Ahem, I don't know what to perform. He replied sullenly. Originally, I habitually wanted to call myself His Royal Highness, but suddenly I thought of the title of "His Royal Highness Pig", and my heart was suddenly bored, and I decisively changed my words to me.

It's so itchy that His Royal Highness Pig decided that before getting rid of this disgusting name, he would no longer use the self-title of "His Highness", even if he would rather lower it by one level and call me like ordinary people.

"Well, I don't know what to perform? piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, cross talk sketches...... Uh, it's just a joke, like the prince of Fang Cai Jing's ......" Su Mo patiently induced.

"No, no, no!" Zhu Yangzhu waved his hand irritably, interrupting angrily.

"Nothing, what a waste......" Su Mo muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say, you ......" Zhu Yangzhu was furious and pointed at him and shouted. Why don't you dare to be louder?

"Ahh......h Alas, or ...... Let him pretend to be a pig or a dog, oops, it doesn't seem to be very good......" Su Mo continued to mumble to himself, but the voice was still so "low", so low that most people could hear it.

Everyone in the audience couldn't help but hold back their laughter, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and their shoulders shook as if they were convulsed.

Zhu Yangzhu was about to faint, and his face seemed to be bleeding.

"Ah, there it is!" was about to go out to fight with the bastard, when he suddenly saw the bastard clapping his hands and exclaiming with joy on his face.

Zhu Yangzhu shuddered, and subconsciously said, "What?"

Su Mo smiled and said, "I finally thought of it, Your Highness the pig must be able to do this." ”

What's special is His Royal Highness Pig again, Zhu Yangzhu gritted his teeth, but it has been almost a quarter of an hour since he stood here to give onlookers, and the pressure is really great. The lesser of two evils, it's better to pass the current hurdle first, and then talk about it, and don't take care of it first.

"You say!" he gritted his teeth, cracking through his teeth.

"Dance!" Su Mo clapped his hands and laughed, "Let's dance casually, as His Royal Highness Pig, I guess Su Ri must be suave and entwined with flowers, such as singing and dancing, it should be commonplace." ”

When Zhu Yangzhu heard the words "suave and graceful, a hundred flowers entangled", he couldn't help but subconsciously puff up his chest, and he didn't care about the problem with the title.

"In this way, even if His Royal Highness Pig is not very proficient, even if he paints a tiger according to a cat, he should be able to depict some charm, right?

Zhu Yangzhu opened his mouth and choked again.

In this era, it is not a shame for men to dance, I don't see that Tang Taizu has danced in person in the past, and has created any "King Qin Breaking Array Music"?

Therefore, Su Mo said that it was really not a problem for him to imitate the dancing girl or something. And Zhu Yangzhu thought about it, and he also felt that he could have it.

It's just, Nima, when you talk about dancing, you say dancing, what is the meaning of the sentence you put at the end? What is the special meaning of the pig? How much enmity does the pig have with you? You open your mouth and don't give up, you are too special to bully the pig.

"That's ...... Let's dance. Zhu Yangzhu finally understood, and continued to entangle with this bastard, I am afraid that he will not be able to get entangled. simply responded, and the end of the fool was over.

"Haha, sure enough. Come on, put on the props, and ask His Highness Pig to change his clothes. Su Mo clapped his hands with joy and turned his head to the side to greet him.

Props?

Zhu Yangzhu was confused for a moment, just dancing, why bother? What the hell is a prop or something? And he has to change clothes......

Zhu Yangzhu suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Confused, he was led down, and everyone in the audience also whispered. Everyone didn't understand what was going on, but they couldn't help but look forward to it more and more.

In the pavilion, Sister Yu also frowned on her good-looking eyebrows, secretly guessing the strangeness inside. couldn't figure it out for a while, and couldn't help but whisper to Sister Cheng for advice.

Sister Cheng pursed her lips, glanced at someone who was smiling outside, and said in a low voice: "Little sister doesn't know what to do, but she knows one thing." That is, His Royal Highness the pig is afraid that he is going to be unlucky, and he is going to be unlucky!"

Sister Yu sighed, raised her eyebrows and said, "How did my sister know?"

Sister Cheng raised her chin and chuckled, "What's so difficult about this?" ”

Sister Yu took a look.

“…… Every time he showed this seemingly loyal appearance, someone was bound to be unlucky. This person is very bad, my sister must be careful in the future. Sister Cheng said casually.

Sister Yu was stunned, then thought about it, glanced at Sister Cheng deeply, smiled slightly and said no more.

Both of them are celebrities in Beijing, and they were once known as "Gyeonggi Shuangjiao", and they were bright for a while. This is not only from the perspective of talent, but also from the appearance, life experience and other aspects. However, behind this kind of praise, why is it not a rivalry between the two daughters?

It's just that the elders of both families belong to the same camp, and it's always difficult to put this kind of secret dispute on the surface;

Therefore, in the end, whoever can marry well, the comparison of the husband and the husband who marries will also invisibly become a bargaining chip for comparison.

But who thought that creation would make people, but in the end, the two of them wanted to marry a person as their wives at the same time in this weird way, and they were equal to their wives, which made the previous secret dispute meaningless.

But how can the struggle between women be so easy to settle? What woman in the world is really willing to share her husband with others? Not to mention the existence of the two of them, who are both proud daughters of the sky.

Sister Cheng's words just now seem to be relieving Sister Yu's doubts, but after savoring it, isn't it a declaration of war? Look, I know him much better than you.

So, Sister Mi understands in seconds. Should the next battle be on "him"?

In the field, Su Mo knew his situation, he was almost happy at the moment. That bullshit pig head has repeatedly provoked him, if this doesn't teach him a profound lesson, this idea in his heart is really incomprehensible.

"No, this can't be done, this can't be ......," a cry of anger and panic came from afar.

Horn, it's coming!

The corners of Su Mo's mouth were slightly hooked, and an evil smile gradually bloomed. Everyone in the audience also followed the sound, and as far as the eye could see, suddenly there was silence, and the audience fell eerily silent.