Chapter 1168: How can there be a skirt that doesn't get wet
Reaching out to test the temperature of the water, getting up to shake off the water droplets, Zhang Xu Yao nodded with satisfaction.
Taking off her little clothes, she rolled over and lay down in the bathtub.
Her body was soaked in hot water, and the water rushed through, taking away fatigue and discomfort, so that she couldn't help but let out a long breath and said loudly: "Whew, I'm finally alive!"
The sound came out of the bathroom and into Shen Xueni's ears outside, she withdrew her gaze from the TV, turned her head and smiled and asked, "Oh? When are you dead, why don't I know?"
"Just now, my life was given by the jacuzzi. ”
Snorting, the round-faced girl picked up the remote control, "Then you can soak it and see if you can evolve a fish tail!"
"The fish tail can't be soaked, but there can be a girl next to it," Zhang Xuyao sat up and looked outside, patting the water surface to greet the other party: "What's that? Time is tight, cat, you can also come over and wash together!"
"No, it's more time-consuming for two people to take a shower. ”
"Oh roar, it seems that Miss Cat is also very experienced, would you mind sharing it?"
Shen Xueni rolled her eyes, "Share you big-headed ghost!"
Whether it's living in the dormitory at school or having a close party after work, she has the experience of talking to people about gender issues, and she is not expected to be shy or timid. However, the guy in the bathroom was an exception, and was teased by her several times, and Shen Xueni never wanted to talk to her about this kind of topic again.
The room fell silent for a moment, save for the ever-increasing volume of the TV and the sound of rushing water.
Finally, Zhang Xuyao, who was still playing in the water, took the lead in defeat, and begged softly: "Cat, it's so boring for me to take a bath alone, come and wash with me! I promise not to take the initiative to touch you, is this going down?"
"Hey, it's weird to believe you!"
If a plan failed, Zhang Xuyao lowered his head and looked at the bathtub under him, and soon paid attention to it.
Reaching out and pulling out the shower head that came with the bathtub, first wet her long hair and pretending to wash her hair, get up and put the shower head on the ground and face up, then she quickly sat down and lay down, making a loud water noise, and at the same time opened her mouth and shouted: "Ah!"
The voice is sad and sad, fully expressing the panic and helplessness of a weak woman when she encounters an accident.
She screamed so loudly, Shen Xueni outside naturally heard it.
Zhang Xuyao originally had a plaster cast on her leg, but later she thought that the plaster would affect her bath, so she asked a doctor to help remove it and replace it with airbag bracket shoes. It looked like a plastic boot with straps, air bags, and angled discs that held bones and muscles in place to prevent misalignment, and could be easily removed if necessary. Just now, in order to take a bath, she removed the "plastic prosthetic leg" and put it aside, and now it seems that she suddenly fell, but it is very likely that she will be injured.
In an instant, several thoughts passed through the round-faced girl's heart. Eventually, she stood up, pushed the door and rushed into the bathroom, bowing her head and asking, "How are you?"
Zhang Xuyao was lying on her back in the bathtub, her long wet hair was stained on her face, and she couldn't see her expression clearly, but her heart was full of the little pride that she had succeeded in her treacherous scheme.
Trying to control the urge to laugh, she squeezed out a painful expression, "It's okay, I just didn't stand firm and fell down when I washed my hair just now, but fortunately I had a low chassis, but it hurt a little, and now it's much better." ”
"Are you sure?" Shen Xueni was still not at ease, squatting down and reaching out to press on her smooth calf, "If it doesn't feel right, I'll call you now." Don't hold on at this time, otherwise you will be the one who suffers. ”
Zhang Xuyao knew about his family's affairs, and immediately shook his head decisively, "Don't worry, it's really fine." ”
"Oh," seeing that her expression was normal, Shen Xueni let go of half of her worries, "Then that's it, forget it tonight, I'll accompany you to the hospital tomorrow to take a film." ”
Hearing her say this, Zhang Xuyao was speechless and asked Cangtian, and said secretly: "Am I digging a pit to bury myself?"
Without thinking about it, she hurriedly shook her head as if she was being fed a fly, "No, no, I'm not married yet!"
The round-faced girl blinked, "It's just a film to check the leg bones, what does it have to do with marriage?
The topic was successfully shifted, and Zhang Xuyao also flashed a pair of big eyes and looked at the other party, "Do you really not know or fake don't know? X-rays have radiation! I took a total of five X-rays this month, flew 30,000 kilometers, and was photographed by the security gates of so many airports, and the radiation dose index has been used up this month, and even if I want to take it, I will have to wait until next month. ”
X-rays are ultraviolet rays with a wavelength of less than 10 nanometers and have a strong penetrating and ionizing effect. If the wavelength is less than 0.001 nanometers, it is called gamma rays, and the penetration and ionization effects are more powerful.
These two types of electromagnetic waves are highly energetic and can penetrate cells in the same way as the stream of high-energy particles of nuclear radiation, causing damage to the genetic material DNA molecules, which in turn cause genetic mutations in the cells.
Normally, there are trace amounts of radiation everywhere in the natural environment, and the small mutations caused by it will be automatically corrected by the body's repair mechanism and will not cause major harm. However, if a large amount of radiation is exposed to a large amount of radiation in a short period of time or a small amount for a long time, a large number of mutations can not be repaired in time, which may cause more serious adverse consequences. The World Health Organization recommends that the human body should not receive more than 5 msv of radiation per year.
Of course, the harm caused by genetic mutations is usually probabilistic, even if it really exceeds the standard, it is not necessarily fine, as long as there is no nuclear leakage, nuclear explosion, space exposure and other short-term ultra-large dose of radiation in a bad situation, usually will not immediately produce serious consequences of injury, sterilization and death, so this "quota" is actually only a recommended value, a reference value.
In fact, it is precisely because of this that Zhang Xuyao will talk about the topic of "radiation quota" with a relaxed face.
Hearing her mention the quota, Shen Xueni made a silent calculation in her heart, and her eyes suddenly widened: "You seem to have miscalculated, not to mention that there is no monthly quota at all, even if it is really evenly spread, 0.4 millisv per month is equivalent to taking a film for 8 times, smoking 400 cigarettes, eating 5,000 bananas, and flying 80,000 kilometers at high altitude, you are neither a smoker nor an Asian elephant, how can the quota be used up so quickly?"
The air at high altitude is thinner, cosmic rays are stronger than the ground, tobacco will enrich the radioactive material polonium-210 (from soil and phosphate fertilizer), bananas will enrich the radioactive material potassium-40 (from soil and natural water), so high-altitude flight, smoking, eating bananas will bear more radiation than eating and drinking normally, but the dose is still relatively small, usually not serious consequences.
Airlines, just in case, only give special protection to pregnant workers; tobacco leaves without phosphorus fertilizer taste worse, nicotine effect is stronger, tobacco companies simply give up polonium removal; banana dosage is smaller, more than a dozen cigarettes are equivalent to one cigarette, most of them will be excreted, but they don't care.
Hearing her say this, Zhang Xuyao suddenly became strange, "How do you remember so clearly?"
Shen Xueni pointed out, "I just said on TV, I'm not a goldfish, so naturally I didn't forget it so quickly." ”
"Oh, yes, that's my miscalculation," Zhang Xuyao decisively ended the topic and pointed at the other party, "Your skirt is wet." ”
The former looked down, and sure enough, he saw that his skirt was wet and sticking to his legs, but the culprit was the shower head that was still squirting.
Seeing that she had already recognized the situation, Zhang Xuyao struck while the iron was hot, but said again: "Dear, it's all wet anyway, otherwise come over and help me, I'm afraid I'll fall again." ”
After all, Shen Xueni's ears were soft, so she quickly nodded in agreement, turned around to take off her wet skirt, and came over to help her wash her hair. After a short time, the last two pieces of clothing were submerged in the water in someone's seemingly inadvertent but intentional small movements, and they had to be reluctantly taken off, opposite the other party's nakedness.
"Yes!
After 40 minutes, the bathroom door was pushed open from the inside, and two women wrapped in bath towels walked out one after another.
Throwing himself on the sofa, Zhang Xuyao was still giggling.
Shen Xueni glared at her, her eyes fell on the phone with a flashing red light next to her, and reminded, "It seems to have your phone." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Xuyao sat up, grabbed the mobile phone and lit it, and sure enough, he saw a missed call, but it was the assistant Sun Kesun who had just sent them up.
Dialed back casually, the phone was quickly connected, and she asked, "Hey, Assistant Sun, what's the matter with me?" Oh, I know, then you come up, I'm sorry for you, goodbye!"
"Assistant Sun's phone, what are you looking for? Send you tickets for the opening ceremony?"
"The tickets are a little troublesome, and I can't get them now, but he has something better there," Zhang Xuyao said excitedly: "I can't tell you for a while, but you'll know later!"
Shen Xueni nodded, pointing to the white bath towel on the other party's body, "So, you're going to see him like this, and by the way, another seduction?"
"What's wrong?" Zhang Xuyao looked down, only then did she react, and hurriedly trotted towards the wardrobe.
Sun Ke's movements were fast, and within a few minutes, he came up and rang the doorbell.
The summer clothes are light and easy to wear, and the two girls have been tidied up, but the damp hair and the light fragrance of bath liquid are still confiding in the message, which still arouses reverie.
After handing over a stack of authorization documents to the target, Sun Ke decisively took his leave and left.
Shen Xueni raised her hand and pushed the door up, "Can you say it now?"
Pulling her to sit down on the sofa, Zhang Xuyao glanced at the TV screen, opened her mouth and asked: "Maomao, Bee You has a 3C machine Niang game 'Digital Tongmeng Country', have you heard of it?"
Seeing that "Jian Niang" led the wave of Nianghua games, the Beegame team drew on the concept and launched its own machine Niang game with the theme of 3C digital products. It is especially loved by post-80s and post-90s players, who are not often played by post-75s and post-95s and post-00s.
The former tapped his chin, "I played it before, but then I stopped playing it more and more." ”
For gamers, "liver" is an abbreviation for staying up late to burst the liver, and it usually refers to spending a lot of time on games.
"Well, this is a common problem of free online games," Zhang Xuyao nodded in agreement, "In the early stage, in order to pull people on the boat, all kinds of resources were sent to tie diamonds, and you can go flat without spending money, but you will be urged to spend money later, and if you don't have a liver, you can only charge money and become stronger." ”
"And then," her eyes turned to the document bag on the table, and Shen Xueni probably understood, and asked, "And then you also went to play online games?"
"It's not an online game, it's a stand-alone game that I invested in, simulating a mobile phone company, which is a bit like a game development country," Zhang Xuyao picked up the file bag and opened it casually, "Because the style is more realistic, I can't use plausible to avoid copyright issues like the original APOD, so I had to ask Bee You to help me get the mobile phone image authorization of those old companies." ”
In fact, this kind of side-kicking practice is becoming more and more difficult to do, and the acceptance of piracy and infringement by laws, enterprises and consumers is getting lower and lower.
In order to wash away the notoriety of plagiarism, Bee You pulled up Bee Mobile and found other 3C electronics manufacturers at home and abroad to form the "3C Image Licensing Alliance". As long as the application is approved by the alliance, you can use the product image of the member company, and the overall authorization is charged on a per-time basis, which is much easier than negotiating one by one, and it can be regarded as benefiting the industry.
With the successful precedent of "Digital Tongmengguo" selling 100,000 mobile phones a year with the help of the "refining model", everyone realizes that peripheral licensing can help enhance brand exposure and increase sales, so they are naturally willing to authorize.
Ordinary consumers like Shen Xueni naturally don't know the inside story, but she can ask people: "Why is Bee Tour, looking for authorization from a mobile phone company, shouldn't you ask Bee Mobile for help?" ”
"That was before, but now it's not so troublesome," Zhang Xuyao shook his head with a smile, "Beegame and 3C manufacturers have cooperated to get a '3C image alliance', and it is good to talk about authorization and directly find the alliance, which is simple, convenient and saves money." I asked them for help, just to speed up the review. ”
"No, you're going to save money, and those electronics companies will?"
"Of course there are unhappy ones, isn't this Apple and Samsung not added?"
Looking down at the list of brands handed over by the other party, Shen Xueni was enlightened, "Lenovo, Moto, Sony, Nokia, HTC, TCL, AMAI...... , except for the bees, they all seem to be a little outdated, no wonder Samsung and Apple can't take a fancy to it. ”
"Hey, people have a lot of money and plenty of advertising and marketing investment, so they don't need to show that. ”
"By the way, how far has your game got, don't just have a PPT, right?"
"I can already play," Zhang Xuyao said proudly: "We have prepared two plans for AB, plan A to get authorization, plan B to blur the details, emphasizing fantasy elements, but now it is not so troublesome." ”
"Wait," she said, handing the bag to the side, and finding her laptop, "I remember they sent me an updated version yesterday for me to look for." ”
It didn't take long for a line of golden letters to appear on the laptop screen: Back to 2000 to make a phone.
Seeing this title, Shen Xueni couldn't help laughing, "This name, this name!"
"What's wrong with the name? It's simple, direct and vivid, I think it's very good!"
"I just think it's a little weird, why 2000, not 90?"
"A lot of companies haven't been formed before, and don't you think 'back to 2000' is a good idea?" 2k reading web