Di Yi's birthday banquet is in preparation, and today is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and it is also Di Yi's birthday, so Di Yi invited his civil and military ministers, beautiful concubines.

Di Yi's birthday banquet was held in the Taihe Palace, the wine and food were actively prepared, the ministers and princes were all rushing in, and for a time the sages were all over, the voices were boiling, and it was a lively scene.

Guo Peng entered the birthday banquet with Zhao Gongming and Yang Jian, but he dressed up as a scholar, just in case Emperor Yi recognized him.

The banquet began, and everyone was staggered, and a harmonious atmosphere unfolded.

"Everyone!" Di Yi said, standing up and holding up his wine glass to the ministers.

All the people below stopped what they were doing and listened carefully to Di Yi's words.

But the only person who is different is Guo Peng, who can't control himself in front of food.

"This pork rib is so delicious!

"This rabbit stew is a bit light!"

"Wow! Donkey meat! It's really dragon meat! Underground donkey meat, it's delicious and delicious, when will you eat dragon meat?" Guo Peng thought of the Dragon King of the East China Sea at this time.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was sitting in the Dragon Palace, and suddenly felt a chill on his back, and he didn't know what was going on! He probably didn't expect that his flesh would be remembered by Guo Peng.

Guo Peng didn't care what Di Yi said at all, not only on his own table, but also went to other people's tables to eat, Zhao Gongming and Yang Jian could only pretend not to know Guo Peng for the time being.

Di Yi was talking about his speech, when he suddenly saw a figure wandering around on the tables of various ministers below, and the ministers were afraid to avoid it!

Speaking of his own, there are people who are so presumptuous, and they still seem to be a scholar.

"You, you, come over to me!" Di Yi pointed at Guo Peng, looking at his hands and face full of oil, he was really angry!

Guo Peng ignored nothing and continued to eat his own.

"Son, the king called you!" a minister reminded Guo Peng.

Guo Peng turned his head to look at Di Yi and saw that Di Yi was staring at himself, and then he shifted twice and found that Di Yi had been staring at him!

"Come here!" Di Yi pointed at Guo Peng.

Guo Peng looked at Di Yi and pointed to himself with his finger, a chicken wing that had not been eaten was chewing in his mouth, and Di Yi nodded.

Guo Peng walked over slowly.

"You call me?" Guo Peng is eating chicken wings in his mouth and holding a big elbow in his hand, it's really comfortable, don't want it!

"Don't you call anyone, do I call you a chicken?" Di Yi said angrily.

"I can pay you to open a restaurant, just call a chicken, it will definitely be popular!" Guo Peng said.

"It's really insulting, if it weren't for my birthday party today, I would definitely kill you!" Di Yiqi's nose came out of white gas.

"Son, you don't have my father in your eyes! He can tolerate you! I can't tolerate you! I want to fight with you in civil and military battles! If you lose, climb out of here!" The prince jumped out, that is, the future king of Xu.

Looking at the prince in front of him, who was already chic and handsome, Guo Peng was still very beautiful in his heart.

"My genes are so strong! Haha! No, that's Jiang Ziya's! But aren't I Jiang Ziya now? I have a headache, and the relationship is so complicated! I don't want to, just recognize him as my son!" Guo Peng thought about the mess in his heart.

"What kind of civil and military fight?" Guo Peng asked the prince with a smile.

"Wendou, let's each compose a poem, and then let everyone here comment on which of us has good literary talent! Martial arts fighting, we also compete, until the other side is beaten down!" said the prince.

"Oh, I feel pretty good! Then let's have a martial arts fight first!" Guo Pengwan quickly flashed in front of the prince, and slapped the prince to the ground with a slap!

"What's going on? what's going on?" the prince found himself lying on the ground, with a hot sensation on his face, and he was knocked to the ground in an instant.

"It's really not challenging!I hope you can give me a different surprise when you fight!" Guo Peng took two bites of the big elbow in his hand, it was really tender and fragrant!

"Okay! Wen Dou, I won't lose to you! I'll do it first!" the prince said first.

"Okay, please start your show!" Guo Peng gave the prince a gesture as he ate his elbow.

"Today's birthday is not ordinary, my father is the old birthday star. The old birthday star comes to Fu Luduo, and Fu Lu comes to Ze Wanguo!" the prince shook his head and said.

"Xing'er has really grown up, and she can understand the difficulty of her father! I will vote for you!" Di Yi wiped his tears.

"Yes, the prince's filial piety can shine on the sun and the moon, and he is a good example for Xiarao!" said a minister.

"I agree! The prince's poems contain incomparably deep feelings, and not everyone can have such feelings!" said a military general.

"What kind of rotten poetry, is it still worthy of your praise? I think you are idle and have nothing to do! I am not targeting the crown prince, nor is it aimed at a certain person who sits again, I am sitting again is rubbish!" Guo Peng scolded.

"Who are you scolding?"

"Don't think that the king is merciful! no one can deal with you!"

"You're the garbage! Your whole family is garbage!"

The ministers and Guo Peng scolded each other, and there was no buffer room!

Guo Peng changed his clothes, wearing the clothes of his son-in-law and wearing a hat, just like the scene where Xing Ye scolded those aunts in a brothel in "Counting Dead Grass".

After a circle of scolding, Guo Peng scolded three ministers to death, seven were stunned, and more than a dozen were scolded and cried, invincible!

"Shut up for me! This scholar, you have the ability to do it, you can make better poems than the prince, let us be impressed!"

"Okay! In that case, you garbage are all for me!" Guo Peng stood up, and he was about to recite Cao Cao's "Tanka Crab" to these people!

This is one of Guo Peng's favorite poems of the ancients, thinking that Cao Cao led a million lions to look down on Sun and Liu in Chibi, how domineering.

"When you sing about wine, life is geometric! For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Be generous and unforgettable. How can we solve our worries? Only Du Kang. Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart. But for the sake of the king, he has been groaning so far. Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs. It is as clear as the moon, when can it be resolved? The more strange it is, the more vain it exists. Talking about the old kindness. The moon stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south. Three turns around the tree, what branches can be followed? The mountains are not tired of being high, and the sea is not tired of being deep. Zhou Gong vomited and fed, and returned to his heart. After Guo Peng finished reciting, he ate all the remaining elbows.

All the ministers were addicted to Guo Peng's poems and couldn't extricate themselves......