Chapter 355: Squeeze Him Dry
Hearing the familiar voice behind him, Ye Haochuan didn't know who it was, and when he turned around, he saw Kou Jing looking at him mockingly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
At this time, Kou Jing obviously changed a little from what she saw in the morning, but she put on red lipstick for the first time, with her professional clothes, the whole person looked charming.
Day, this Dr. Kou is really willing to make a big sacrifice, in order to attract students to class, he even put on lipstick!
Ye Haochuan only felt funny in his heart, looking at her with burning eyes, that look was as dirty as it was, as dirty as it was.
Kou Jing couldn't see what he was thinking, embarrassed, thinking that he had always shown a dignified image, when had he ever applied lipstick?
"Doctor Kou, where did you start with this? Why do I feel a little sour when I hear it?" Ye Haochuan suddenly laughed, "I am very charming, and my lectures are good, so naturally there are many students who come to listen to my lectures." ”
Although he admitted in his heart that what he said was a bit reasonable, Kou Jing really couldn't get used to his arrogant energy, and hummed: "Doctor Ye, you are powerful, but I, Kou Jing, will not easily admit defeat." ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked away and entered the classroom.
This Doctor Kou's temper is not ordinary stubborn!
Shaking his head, Ye Haochuan cleaned up his mood and walked to the classroom.
As soon as he stepped into the door, thunderous applause suddenly came from the classroom, Ye Haochuan was very happy in his heart, it seems that his brother is quite popular.
Moving his gaze forward, Ye Haochuan quickly spotted Zhang Ziyi, Su Yingxue and Lin Qingxuan in the front row, but Zhao Bingqian was missing.
It's strange, where did Bingqian's girl go? I didn't even take my brother's elective classes!
Ye Haochuan was a little unhappy, but now that it was class time, he had to suppress the thoughts in his heart, wait for the end of class, and then ask Ziyi and them about her situation.
Walking up to the podium, the applause from the audience gradually thinned out.
"Hello everyone, although there are many newcomers this time, I believe that I don't need to introduce myself anymore. Okay, let's go to class first, hehe. ”
After Ye Haochuan's opening remarks, he officially began to lecture.
As always, Ye Haochuan is still in accordance with last Friday's lecture, in-depth and simple, not according to the script, focusing on classroom interaction, interspersed with some meat jokes from time to time, so it is very popular with students, both men and women.
In this way, after the first class, the classroom was full of students, and when the class ended, even the students from other physiology classes slipped here.
Therefore, the whole classroom is more than the number of people in the class, and even the hallways and doorways of the classroom are crowded with people.
After going out for a small relief, Ye Haochuan returned to the classroom, and even he himself was startled, rubbing, this is too exaggerated, Lao Tzu's class has such a great charm?
Seeing him enter, the classroom once again burst into thunderous applause.
On the podium, Ye Haochuan raised his hand and pressed it, and the applause stopped.
"Students, this class, the old rules, or interactive communication, if you have any questions, just ask, I know, I will try my best to meet everyone. ”
As soon as he said this, all the students spoke enthusiastically, and after a while, the classroom was filled with an atmosphere of curiosity.
I have to say that it was still the same as last time, the students' questions were strange, but Ye Haochuan saw the tricks and dealt with them wonderfully, which made the students in the audience applaud.
However, the-stirring stick will never be lonely.
After answering the questions of seven or eight students, a boy stood up, looked like he was hanging on the ground, and said: "Teacher Ye, hello, my name is Zhao Wenxin, experts on TV, newspapers, and radio and radio said that men's things are big and long, so they can make women feel a little cooler, is there any scientific basis for this?"
The audience was shocked, especially those girls, no one expected that he would ask so bluntly, and all of them were red.
Day, this kid, it's a little speechless to ask!
Ye Haochuan smiled: "This classmate, sit down, your question is unreasonable, it's like picking your nose, do you use your thumb or middle finger or little finger to pick your nose? If it's big and long, it's better to find a dredged shovel to pick it!"
Under the podium, laughter erupted, and everyone was full of admiration for his answer.
That Zhao Wenxin thought about it and said the same, scratched his head, and sat down.
Ye Haochuan raised his hand and pressed it, and the classroom immediately quieted down.
"From a medical point of view, the size of a man's genitals does affect a woman visually and psychologically, just like many men like big-breasted beauties and are not very interested in poor-breasted beauties. ”
At this time, that Zhao Wenxin laughed again: "Then does Teacher Ye like big-breasted beauties or poor-breasted beauties?"
Day, this is simply demolishing my platform!
Ye Haochuan was a little speechless and said with a smile: "This depends on the teacher's feel." ”
The room was full of laughter.
The boys all showed knowing smiles, while the girls secretly spat out, phew, Teacher Ye is good or bad.
At this time, a female classmate stood up and asked: "Teacher Ye, my name is Li Qingqing, I want to ask, now that we practice monogamy in Huaxia, why do some men want to have three mothers? It's too unfair to us women, right?"
Khan, such a retarded question, also come to me?
Ye Haochuan said with a smile: "This classmate Li Qingqing, in fact, the reason is very simple, let me take the poor and the rich as an example, the poor have no money, so they have to eat those dishes every day, and the stomach can't stand it, if you are rich like the rich, will you change your taste?"
"Oh. Li Qingqing nodded.
The students in the room all felt justified and nodded their heads.
At this time, Li Qingqing said again: "Then Mr. Ye, according to what you say, as long as we women control the man's money bag, he will be obedient?"
"Theoretically, that's exactly right. Ye Haochuan smiled, "However, from a practical point of view, this method is relatively low." ”
Li Qingqing looked curious, and said excitedly: "Then what trick does Teacher Ye have?"
"This ......"
Ye Haochuan hesitated, but there were constantly people in the audience who coaxed him to hurry up and say the answer.
"Okay, for the sake of everyone who wants to know, Mr. Ye will tell you, three words, squeeze-dry-he!" Ye Haochuan said endlessly.
Squeeze him dry?
Many people in the audience reminisced for a moment, and a smile of understanding appeared on their faces, this Teacher Ye, his words are not rough.
That Li Qingqing blushed and said: "But Mr. Ye, we women always have a day when we are old and decrepit, and you men themselves love the new and hate the old, I'm afraid this method can't be commonly used, right?"
That's a good point, and everyone nodded.
"It can't be commonly used, so if a woman wants to capture a man's heart, she must pay attention to physical maintenance, especially to practice yoga more and increase her ...... posture, so that the interest of men can be aroused. ”
Ye Haochuan will be the word posture, the bite is very heavy, how can the students below not hear it?
Li Qingqing still didn't give up, and said, "But if this still doesn't work, what should I do?"
"If that doesn't work, it's a last resort. Ye Haochuan laughed. (To be continued.) )