Text Chapter 150 The misunderstanding is embarrassing
The next day, before dawn, Lin Yuming was woken up by a noise again, he looked up at the bed, Liu Mei was still asleep, he listened carefully, it was not the couple in the house next door who was doing something, this sound seemed to come from the kitchen, Lin Yuming thought about it, and suddenly understood that the people in the mountains got up early, this must be making breakfast, he thought that he was a guest, and he should get up and take a hand, and he couldn't eat ready-made.
Lin Yuming hurriedly put on his clothes, rubbed his misty eyes, and groped his way to the kitchen.
The kitchen door was ajar, he gently pushed the door with his hand and opened, Lin Yuming saw that the fire in the kitchen stove was burning, the flames were crackling and skewering, the pot was steaming, and he didn't know what was cooking, this steam filled the kitchen, and, in the middle of the kitchen, Lin Yuming also saw a stainless steel basin with a large piece of meat on it, like a white pig in soup, snow-white and snow-white, Lin Yuming was a little puzzled and thought, could it be that people in the mountains have to cook meat early in the morning, by the way, last night the woman also said that she would cook some bacon for them to eat today, but the bacon is blackened, which is more like fresh meatใ
Lin Yuming rubbed his eyes vigorously with curiosity, took a step closer, and wanted to see what was the meat in the basin, this closer, Lin Yuming almost fell to his knees with a 'plop', I strangled it, this is not meat to eat at all, it was a woman's fat ass facing him, washing in the basin, that hand, pouring water little by little, rubbing the gap between the meat slices, Lin Yuming could still see a few locks of hair, wet dripping water.
It's the woman from the landlord, yes, it's someone who is washing the water with water.
Lin Yuming opened his mouth wide, not to gnaw, but to be shocked, after a few seconds of stupidity, his first reaction was to quickly exit the kitchen, if it was seen by others, there were a thousand mouths and couldn't tell, go, go quickly, he didn't dare to delay any longer, step by step, quietly closed the door, slipped back to his bedroom, and returned to the house, his head was wooden, in his mind, there were women's white farts everywhere, really big, like a big piece of fresh meat.
Liu Mei was still asleep, turned over by chance, and muttered: "Lin Yuming, you stinky rascal!"
This shout frightened Lin Yuming even more distracted, could it be that this girl saw herself enter the kitchen? In shock, he hurriedly said: "I didn't mean it, I don't know what she's doing!"
It's just that after finishing speaking, Liu Mei didn't reply, Lin Yuming climbed closer, and took a closer look,, this girl is talking in a dream, but you are paralyzed, you even have to scold me for talking in a dream, which is too infuriating.
He let out a long sigh of relief, leaned against the bunk, and the snow-white ass of the millstone appeared in front of him again.
In this way, it was not until later that there was a constant noise outside, and someone was sweeping the floor outside the door, feeding the chickens, and talking, that Lin Yuming opened the door and came out, and while pretending to buckle the buttons, he greeted others: "Big brother, hello sister-in-law, get up so early!"
"Yes, we're used to getting up early!" the man responded.
But the woman stared at Lin Yuming and smiled, not saying anything, this laughter made Lin Yuming a little unnatural, she hurriedly rolled up her sleeves and helped to work together, thinking to herself, this woman is not laughing right, could it be that she just found herself?
In fact, the woman didn't find out, the woman was just suspicious.
When the man arrived at the kitchen just now, he had already washed his buttocks, and the man asked her, "Breakfast is ready, when will you get up?"
The woman looked at the man inexplicably and said, "It's so strange, you don't know when I will get up!"
The man's eyes widened and he said, "Wife, how can I know when you got up, I worked too hard last night and slept to death, didn't I just wake up!"
"What?
The woman thought to herself, when I washed my body here, I vaguely saw a man, wasn't it my own man, oops, it must be the young man who stayed overnight, he was ashamed, and he almost shouted for someone to help wipe his ass!
As a result, the woman suspected that it must have been Lin Yuming who saw her just now.
Lin Yuming was a little embarrassed, he was a little flustered when he thought of the woman's snow-white, he accosted him and said, "We are not as diligent as you, we all get up late!"
The woman couldn't help laughing, glanced at Lin Yuming, and thought to herself, Xiaoxiao, what are you pretending, there are only two men in this house, it's not you who are to blame, but it's not easy for women to say it directly, they can only giggle, this kind of laughter makes Lin Yuming's heart furious.
"Big brother, Dasou, what can I do for you?" Lin Yuming said calmly.
The woman blushed and said, "Then please help us milk some goat's milk, we will feed it ourselves, and you and your daughter-in-law will drink some of it after a while, and see that you have suffered a lot of sins, make up for it!"
"Okay! Thank you, sister-in-law!" Lin Yuming agreed, and went to find the sheepfold.
The woman asked a little worriedly, "That young man, you, do you know how to milk a goat?" Have you ever done it in the past?"
Lin Yuming hurriedly waved his hand, saying that he had squeezed it, it was not complicated, he had no problem, he hadn't done it at all, but he thought, that thing wouldn't be too complicated, I had also seen it on TV, just pulling it down and down, I must have no problem.
What he wanted to do most at the moment was to leave this woman quickly, and Lin Yuming felt nervous when he thought of her smile and her snow-white ass.
Lin Yuming held a small iron bucket handed over by a woman, lowered his head, and when he arrived at a sheepfold on the edge, he saw a dairy sheep eating hay, looking very well-behaved, bleating, just looking at Lin Yuming with big watery eyes, probably still a little wary of this face-to-face buddy.
Lin Yuming first looked around, found the position of the hand, and then put the small iron bucket under the side of the goat, recalled the plot on TV, and slowly squeezed the goat's milk with his hands, he seemed to have seen a special introduction from a book, the book said, this action must be gentle, slow, when the sheep is comfortable, it will naturally come out of milk.
However, books are books, the knowledge on it is not omnipotent, Lin Yuming is a little miserable today, he hasn't squeezed out much milk, the sheep is a little impatient kicked the small iron bucket over, this is also understandable, people are different, of course the techniques are different, for a while, the sheep can not adapt to Lin Yuming's rhythm of action.
He got the iron bucket again, tried again, this time squeezed out a little goat, he was about to be proud, but he didn't expect that the goat kicked again, kicked the small iron bucket over again, and the milk of Baihuahua flowed, Lin Yuming felt a pity in his heart, this goat's milk was also placed in the city, it was very expensive, and it was pure natural, without adding a little water, and the absolute nutritional value was very high.
Lin Yuming stood up hesitantly, he couldn't even do such a small thing, as long as he thought about it seriously, he could always think of a way, in the past, in sales, how many problems were more complicated than this, and in the end, Lin Yuming didn't solve them one by one, so he quickly thought of a good way to solve this matter, as long as the leg of mutton was tied up, wouldn't it be impossible to kick the iron bucket? Okay, just this way.
Lin Yuming saw that there was a bit of rope around the sheep's neck, he took it off and wrapped the rope around his left foot, thinking to himself, this is almost now, right?
His thought is not over yet, "plop", the sheep kicked over the iron bucket with his right foot, Lin Yuming is sometimes a stubborn person, he snorted coldly, I tie your right foot too, I don't believe you can still use your front leg to give Lao Tzu a roundabout kick?
He looked around, oh no, there is no rope in the sheepfold, of course, such a trivial thing must be difficult to calm down, wise lin yuming, he
smiled coldly and said, "Sheep, sheep, you don't have much chance of mischief when you meet me!"
After speaking, Lin Yuming 'clicked', pulled out his belt, stood behind the sheep, and was about to bend down to tie the sheep's right leg, sadly, Lin Yuming ignored a question, how could pants without a belt not fall down, so his pants fell to his knees.
But this is not the most terrifying thing, the terrible thing is behind him, he suddenly heard a scream: "Lin Yuming, you stinky rascal, what are you doing! Don't you even let go of sheep? You, how can you have such a hobby!"
As soon as Lin Yuming turned around, it was Liu Mei, and this girl's frightened face was blue!
It's no wonder that Liu Mei thinks about this, just a day ago, Lin Yuming also told the story of the young shepherd, and now that he looks like this, who can not doubt him?
Liu Mei's shout frightened the landlord, the woman and the man, and looked at him with bulging eyes, Lin Yuming, eager to find a crack to get into, he was so embarrassed, he could only lift his pants, and took the trouble to explain to Liu Mei and the couple, saying that he was by no means a hooligan to the sheep, he really wanted to tie up the leg of the lamb, and he also said that he was normal in all aspects, not the kind of person who loved strange.
As for whether Liu Mei and the couple believed his words, Lin Yuming was not sure at all, and felt that from this moment on, the three of them looked at him strangely.
Lin Yuming's heart couldn't be said, he could only bury his head in the strange eyes of Liu Mei and finish breakfast.
Have you eaten, they politely declined the two kind couples' retention, saying that since the journey is not far, they want to go back early, and the woman showed them the route very carefully, so she waved her hand and said goodbye to them.
Carrying willow eyebrows on his back, Lin Yuming said: "There are really fewer and fewer such kind people, let's come back to see them another day!"
Liu Mei was probably also immersed in gratitude, nodded silently, and said to Lin Yuming: "Let's come together next time!"
"Well, good!"
"But let's be clear first, next time I come, I will never help you press the sheep!"
"What sheep?"
"What do you say?"
The willow eyebrows on his back grinned......