Chapter 26: Amnesia Curse
Only then did Wang Hao react, this beauty was Wu Li's legendary strange relative, and hurriedly laughed back: "Uh! You are Manager Wu's relative?"
"Manager Wu, it turns out that her surname is Wu!" The woman smiled lightly, took out her mobile phone, flipped through it and handed it to Wang Hao, "That's the number, you check, is it her!"
Wang Hao thought to himself, they are all wonderful, they don't know what the other party's name is, what kind of relative is this!
"Okay, I'll take a look!" Wang Hao raised his eyes to see that it was really Wu Li's phone number, and grinned and asked, "It's her, I don't know what to call you?"
"I'm—" The woman said halfway through, then paused and then said, "My surname is Hua!"
"Oh, Miss Hua, where do you want to go?"
"I'm going to Tianyin Mountain!" the woman opened the passenger door and sat in.
"Tianyin Mountain?" Wang Hao was shocked, this wouldn't be such a fucking coincidence, her surname was Hua? Could it be that she was a lotus fairy?
Wang Hao couldn't help but secretly take a few more looks, and saw that she was dressed young and beautiful, not at all like the kind of Taoist aunt who wore Taoist robes to do things, and even less like the kind of otaku who stayed at home all day and played with the dicks, and played so much that she couldn't distinguish between the virtual world and the real world.
The woman was surprised and asked, "It's Tianyin Mountain!"
Wang Hao said calmly: "It's not a problem, it's just that the place is a bit out of the way, and few people generally go there?"
"It's okay, you just go, after you get to the foot of the mountain, you can go, I won't trouble you too much!" The woman said and took out her mobile phone, pressed a lotus icon, entered the chat mode, and pressed the voice, "Brother Cangsong Dao, I have already gotten in the car, and I should be able to get to Tianyin Mountain immediately!"
When Wang Hao heard this, his brain was buzzing, he was really a lotus fairy, no wonder the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt, this little girl was so beautiful, much more beautiful than the person in the photo.
Could it be that she really came to Tianyin Mountain to take the mysterious Tianyin Mountain Yin Spring, and then refine it into some luck pill, and then break through the six grades?
Wang Hao has always been suspicious, always thinking that the group of second-class goods in the group is just addicted to playing games, and they are bragging about B in the group, but now it seems that this matter is quite suspenseful.
"Ma, it's impossible, what age is it now-" Wang Hao shook his head again and again, it's the 21st century, the Taoist practice is understandable, but the cultivation of the true alchemy is upgraded, then the fuck is the plot of the Xiuzhen novel, how can it exist in reality.
But when I think about it, some strange changes in my body seem to have started from joining the Taoist exchange group, and I often have some strange dreams, as well as the previous method of using true qi to change my voice and detoxify aphrodisiacs, these are all true!
Is there really such a thing as cultivating the truth?
The Lotus Fairy turned her head and asked suspiciously, "Master, what do you say is impossible?"
"Uh! nothing!" Wang Hao forced his composure, smiled, stepped on the accelerator, and drove out.
The lotus fairy sighed, but didn't care.
At this time, it was still early, there were not many pedestrians on the road, and the road was unimpeded, and soon drove away from the city and into the suburbs, and the mountains in the distance were still faintly visible.
While driving, Wang Hao peeked at the lotus fairy from time to time.
I saw her holding her mobile phone, clicking on the voice reply on the mobile phone, and a man's voice sounded, "It's so fast, it's just dawning! Why are you in such a hurry! There are many night springs in Tianyin Mountain, and they are not valuable, so you don't need to rush so much!"
The Lotus Fairy said into the phone: "Can I not be in a hurry! The Luck Pill failed twice, wasting my time for two months, how long do you say I have been stuck in the six-rank card?"
Wang Hao had already learned about the Lotus Fairy's breakthrough to the six grades, and originally thought that they were just bragging B, but now it seems that these people need to be re-examined, and he can't help but ask cautiously: "What is the night spring of Tianyin Mountain? Why have I never heard of it, we still have a night spring in Tianyin Mountain, and also, what kind of play are you talking about?"
The Lotus Fairy stared at her phone and said casually: "Tianyin Mountain Night Spring, it is the statement of our cultivation realm, as for the six grades, it is my cultivation level!"
Wang Hao was surprised and asked, "Cultivation Realm?"
The Lotus Fairy glanced at him, put away her mobile phone and said lightly: "You are a friend of my relative, it doesn't hurt for me to tell you, let you open your eyes first, anyway, you won't remember anything!"
Wang Hao savored the meaning of this sentence, especially the second half of the sentence, and was about to ask clearly, only to hear her continue to say: "I am a six-grade cultivator, uh! The sixth grade is the level of cultivating the truth, the lower the grade of our cultivation, the higher the level, the goal is to reach the first grade and ten sections, well-no, it is beyond the first grade and ten stages or higher, I am only six grades and nine stages now, and if I want to break through the fifth grade, I need the luck pill to assist, but the luck pill refining is still one medicine is the Tianyin Mountain Night Spring-understand?"
Wang Hao was stunned when he heard it, although he was mentally prepared, but hearing her say it in person still had a great shocking power.
Seeing Wang Hao's idiot look, the Lotus Fairy shook her head again and again, "Forget it, I told you laymen, you don't understand, and I don't expect you to understand!"
In real life, are there really people who cultivate the truth?
Wang Hao really didn't understand, even if everything in front of him was real, he still couldn't accept it.
But the Lotus Fairy didn't look like a psychopath with a serious face.
Wang Hao saw that she was clicking on her mobile phone, and said in a deep voice: "Beauty, although I don't believe in Xiuzhen, but what you said, I can still understand something!"
The Lotus Fairy looked at her mobile phone and said in a flat tone: "Well, you have to believe that there are no wonders in this world, and if you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist!
"Indeed! Indeed!" Although Wang Hao nodded yes, he secretly said in his heart, Lao Tzu is now in your so-called unknown circle, and he has also bragged about it.
He glanced at the Lotus Fairy a few more times, and found that all her attention was on her mobile phone, and she didn't seem to want to speak, so he concentrated on driving.
After about an hour, I finally arrived at the foot of Tianyin Mountain.
Looking up from the foot of the mountain, you can see the white mist above the top of the mountain, which is both illusory and real, and occasionally the cold wind blows, and the face is stinging.
It's so remote that you can't see people in sight.
Wang Hao stopped the car and turned his head to see that the Lotus Fairy had fallen asleep, and his long eyelashes trembled on his white face. With this peaceful sleep, he was really reluctant to wake her up.
As if sensing something, the Lotus Fairy suddenly opened her eyes and looked out of the car window, "Is this there?"
Wang Hao flashed his eyes and looked out the window, "Here, this is Tianyin Mountain!"
"Okay, then send me here, you can go!"
"Oh! Okay, you go slowly!" Wang Hao walked to the passenger seat, opened the car door for the Lotus Fairy, and waited for a long time, the Lotus Fairy didn't seem to be in a hurry to get out of the car.
But I saw her legs crossed, her hands flat between her knees, palms facing up, her eyes slightly closed, words in her mouth, and I didn't know what she was muttering.
Wang Hao saw that she looked good, and asked curiously: "Miss Hua?!What are you doing-"
But as soon as he finished speaking, the Lotus Fairy suddenly got up, pinched his fingers into orchid fingers, and flicked them directly at his Yintang, and his index finger and middle finger instantly joined together, pointing at Wang Haoyintang. Put the other hand to your mouth and whisper, "Harry, curry......"
After finishing reading, his slightly closed eyes suddenly widened, and he shouted: "Mantra - success!"
Wang Hao was in pain, slapped away the hand of the Lotus Fairy, and said with annoyance: "What do you mean, I was a relative of Sister Li, and I came to pick you up during work hours, and you slapped your face and chanted scriptures, what are you cursing - what are you cursing me?"
"You! You don't have amnesia? this—how is this possible!" Lotus Fairy Xing's eyes were round, his face was incredulous, he looked down at his fingers, thought for a moment, and muttered, "No! I recited an amnesia spell! Fingering is no problem!"
"Amnesia curse? What the hell! Sister smash, it's the 21st century, can we not play superstition! Although I'm a novice on the road, I didn't let you be frightened along the way! You don't need to curse me!"
Wang Hao has a black line, when he saw the lotus fairy for the first time, he thought that her beauty was extraordinary and full of aura, but now he sees her like a dancing god and mentally retarded.
Does she think she is a little demon fairy? Just recite a spell, Lao Tzu should have amnesia?
It's hilarious!
"No! No! I've used my amnesia spell countless times, every time I have been in Turin, this time—it doesn't make sense!" The Lotus Fairy was very confused, thought for a while, really couldn't figure it out, suddenly looked up, looked at Wang Hao in a daze, and asked, "Do you know who I am?" What did I say to you?"
Wang Hao wanted to touch her forehead to see if she had a high fever, he suppressed his impulse and said: "You said that you are a six-grade cultivator, the lower the grade of the cultivation realm, the higher the level, your goal is to reach the first grade and ten stages, now it is only the sixth grade, if you want to break through the fifth grade, you need the luck pill to assist, but the luck pill refining is still one taste medicine is the night spring of Tianyin Mountain, you are here to take the night spring of Tianyin Mountain now!"
"How can this be, what is wrong?" the Lotus Fairy seemed to have been hit by ten thousand critical points, unwilling to believe the facts in front of her.
"It's not that there's something wrong, I think there's something wrong with your brain—"
Wang Hao only now remembered what the Lotus Fairy said when he got into the car, "You won't remember anything anyway", it turned out to be like this.
Wang Hao couldn't help but laugh, is this a cultivator?
Now it seems that it is a group of funny dancing gods, it may still be a group of Falun Gong-like cult organizations, a group of real Nima mentally retarded, as for the real qi or something, maybe they are all professional terms that confuse people, after figuring out the relationship, Wang Hao just wants to quit the group immediately, this time is really miserable enough by this group, and he has nightmares every day, and he is about to be made the same as this group of second goods.
"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu will withdraw from the group now, play with you, sooner or later he will become neurotic!" Wang Hao took out his mobile phone and clicked on Tianxing, revealing the chat interface of the Cultivator Daoist friend group.
The Lotus Fairy's eyes lit up, and she snatched Wang Hao's mobile phone, "You-you are actually a Taoist friend of the Daoist group!"