Zhang Xun was cleaning, but his intestines were so ruined that he couldn't wait to slap himself twice. That damn sense of justice, that damn nosy, no, came back with such a big problem.

Fortunately, the girl vomited twice before she vomited, then collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.

"In the future, I will bring unrelated people home, I will be a pig!" Zhang Xun invisibly set a flag for himself. Fortunately, he did a lot of housework, so he cleaned up quickly.

The difficult thing is that the bed in the guest room was also vomited by the girl, and I couldn't sleep at all. He thought about it, struggled inwardly for a while, and finally carried the person to his bedroom, and then threw away all the quilt covers in the guest room.

After taking a shower by himself, he nested on the sofa in the living room all night.

The next day, Zhang Xun was woken up by the sound of "bang, bang, bang", slamming the door. At the same time, his mobile phone was ringing, sleepy-eyed, he picked up the phone and asked, "Who?" ”

"Zhang Xun, what the are you doing! I'm back from a business trip, is that what you're right!" This bold and spicy voice is really Zhang Xun's girlfriend.

Hearing the news of his girlfriend's return, he was first overjoyed, then shocked, and hurriedly said, "I'll be here soon." ”

Then he turned and rushed into his bedroom, and he saw that the girl had woken up yesterday and was about to say something to him, but there was no time left.

"Remember, don't talk, don't move, don't do anything!" After the order, he picked up the person and stuffed it directly into the closet beside him. All the movements are done in one go, and it is particularly smooth.

After a little mixing himself, Zhang Xun ran to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, he was hit hard by his girlfriend, only to hear his girlfriend ask dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing with it, are you unhappy to see me?"

Naturally, she is happy, although her girlfriend has a hot temper, her appearance can still be attracted at a glance when she is placed in the crowd.

So while he was in pain, he hugged the person into his arms, and said with a smile: "You came back so suddenly, I can't mix it with myself, otherwise how can I give you a good morning kiss." ”

He explained this, and his girlfriend looked at him suspiciously, but finally believed it, and with a smile, she hugged him back and said, "Surprise!"

Then, on her tiptoes, she printed her red lips. Zhang Xun complained in his heart, this was obviously a fright, and then enjoyed his girlfriend's initiative as well.

received a very hot kiss, both of them were a little impulsive, and they both saw each other's desires in each other's eyes. But his girlfriend pushed Zhang Xun away and said, "I'll change my clothes, I'll talk about it later!"

After speaking, before Zhang Xun could react, she walked directly to the bedroom.

Seeing his girlfriend close the bedroom door, Zhang Xun secretly screamed in his heart, and wanted to pray to heaven for the sake of him burning incense and worshiping Buddha every year, and bless him once.

But it didn't turn out to be useful. Five minutes later, Zhang Xun heard his girlfriend's shrill voice.

"Zhang Xun, who is this woman, what the fuck are you doing behind my back!" The bedroom door was opened, and his girlfriend's face was full of anger, and she pulled out the woman she found in the closet and asked.

Seeing his girlfriend like this, he knew that she wanted to go to that place.

But Zhang Xun has always been frank and unrestrained, what he did is what he did, and what he didn't do was what he didn't do, and he immediately expressed his loyalty: "I'm not, I don't, I have nothing to do with her, I really don't have anything to do with her!"

But the girlfriend didn't believe it at all, pointed to the girl's clothes and said, "It doesn't matter? It doesn't matter if she's wearing your T-shirt?

Zhang Xun said that it was a long story, and he couldn't make a long story short, just when he was thinking about how to get the girl drunk and vomited, he had a cleanliness addiction, and he really couldn't stand it and changed his own clothes, and his girlfriend had already started to smash things.

"Don't be impulsive, I really don't have anything to do with him, I'm just the one I picked up on the side of the road!" Zhang Xun hurriedly explained, trying to calm his girlfriend.

But his explanation had the opposite effect, and his girlfriend smashed all the cups on the table: "Pick them up, you dare to take them home casually, why don't you go to prostitutes!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the couple that Zhang Xun and his girlfriend bought was broken by the wine glass. This voice made Zhang Xun close his eyes in shock, and his heart hurt, eight thousand and one.

But before he could finish the cup, the next second, the TV was smashed. After his girlfriend finished venting, Zhang Xun's house was basically violently demolished.

Chong Zhang Xun gave a middle finger, and his girlfriend scolded: "Scumbag!" Then put on his coat, picked up his suitcase and left directly.

Looking at the mess all over the ground, Zhang Xun, who was a scumbag, suddenly had a headache. The girl who was watching the whole process at the door of the bedroom finally couldn't help but step forward and ask, "Are you okay?"

Her voice was pitiful, but it didn't cause Zhang Xun to bear it at all. He replied directly: "Something, why is it okay!" After speaking, he stroked his forehead and said, "It's all your fault, if I don't meddle too much, how can I worry about today!"

He now wishes there was a regret pill in the world.

But there was no such thing at all, so Zhang Xun directly recorded the account on the girl, he pointed to the things on the ground and said: "There are 8,000 cups, 2,000 stools, 40,000 coffee tables, and 100,000 TVs." Do the math yourself, everything is because of you, you pay me the money, for the sake of your good attitude, I will give you a 95% discount. ”

The girl who was speechless by this series of changes stared at Zhang Xun with wide eyes.

Zhang Xun was angry, pointed at her and said, "What do you see I'm doing! Losing money! Do you hear me? Do you want me to repeat it to you?"

The girl came to her senses and said pitifully, "I have no money, not a penny." ”

"You, you," Zhang Xun had a headache, "Don't talk to me!" Because he was angry and his stomach was empty, he simply went directly into the kitchen and prepared a simple breakfast for himself, fortunately, his girlfriend was a woman who loved the kitchen, so he didn't ruin this place.

When he had made a suggested breakfast for himself, he put it on the table, and then brought himself a glass of milk, and saw that the breakfast that belonged to him was eaten by the girl with relish.

He slapped the milk on the table and said angrily, "What's the matter with you, this is mine, my breakfast!"

But the girl raised her head, smiled very innocently, and her voice was soft: "Aren't I hungry, very hungry, very hungry." ”

This suspicious appearance made Zhang Xun feel that he was in a big deal.