Episode 35: Zheng Xiyi, you little pervert
"Sister Xiaoli, you talked about other people for a long time, but what about yourself, what are you going to do?" Zheng Xiyi was afraid that the two sisters would hug their heads and cry if they continued to show off, so they quickly changed the topic.
Cheng Youli immediately sat up when he heard this, quickly wiped the tears from his face with both hands, and looked at Li Xiaoli with wide eyes.
Li Xiaoli doted on Youli's drifting sea and smiled bitterly, "What else can I do besides singing and dancing, I don't have much talent for acting, although I studied drama and film in college, but I know what level I have." It's just that my singing is actually average, Zhu Xuan doesn't need to be compared, Xiao Zhen and Xiao Yan are actually no worse than me, I just dance better, and I'm the oldest, otherwise this captain won't be my turn. ”
"No, Ernie sings much better than me, let alone dances, and there are few in Korea who can dance better than Ernie. Right, Xiyi?" Cheng Youli naturally felt that everything was good for his own Ernie, but Zheng Xiyi shook his head.
"There is a saying in China that people must be self-aware. Although it is a bit rude to say this, I still agree with Sister Xiaoli's evaluation of herself. ”
"Ahh ”
"Sister Youli, don't be angry, at this time, only by calmly analyzing your advantages and disadvantages, and soberly positioning yourself, can you find a way out for yourself. Zheng Xiyi first appeased Cheng Youli, who was flushed, and then said to Li Xiaoli: "I am a fan of Sister Xiaoli, so I hope that Sister Xiaoli is a flawless singer, and she has strong singing skills and dancing, but to be honest, most of Sister Xiaoli's charm is actually because of her figure, appearance and dancing, and her singing skills are really average." I know that the current IDOL performances are all closed or half-open mics, but even if they are half-open, Sister Xiaoli often lacks breath, although there is a reason why dancing consumes too much physical strength, but after all, it is a singing group and not a dance troupe, so this is indeed a major disadvantage of Sister Xiaoli. ”
Zheng Xiyi pondered for a moment and continued: "I didn't sing well before, and my teammates can cover it up, and if I don't have enough anger, I will let others sing a sentence on my behalf, but in the future, Sister Xiaoli will start SOLO, and it is impossible for anyone to help, so it is best for Sister Xiaoli to strengthen her singing skills, and strive to sing and dance correctly, at least not to break and go out of tune during live performances." ”
"Live performances can also be lip-synching, wasn't that how it used to be. Cheng Youli pouted and looked at Zheng Xiyi very unhappily, no matter who said that Li Xiaoli was not happy.
"But in the future, there will be fewer and fewer lip-synching, and the audience's requirements for IDOL will become more and more stringent, because IDOL is also a singer. Zheng Xiyi said to Cheng Youli very seriously, "Moreover, with the development of digital technology, future songs will have digital versions instead of just physical CDs, at that time all the audio tracks can be stripped out, if someone removes all the soundtracks, only the dry voice remains, the singer's singing skills will be clear at a glance, do you want Sister Xiaoli to be called a karaoke singer in the future?"
Li Xiaoli was shocked, and Cheng Youli was skeptical, "Will it be so powerful? Isn't there any MP3 or anything like that now? I haven't heard that it can be stripped so that only a dry sound remains." ”
Zheng Xiyi shook his head, "My brother-in-law has a master's degree in computer science from Stanford University, and judging from the latest technical information he has been exposed to, professional recording equipment manufacturers in Europe and the United States are researching digital recording technology, and the equipment in the recording studio will be fully updated to digital recording in a year or two at most." With the development of technology, it will become a technology that anyone can master in six or seven years at most, and it can even be made into fool-like software, and the soundtrack can be automatically cleared by dragging a digital version of a song into the software. Zheng Xiyi's heart kept trying to recall what year the MR silence incident was, but unfortunately he didn't care too much about Korean entertainment in his previous life, so he didn't remember it in the end, but at least I remember that it was after the debut of WG and Shaoshi, at least after 07 or 08.
Cheng Youli patted his chest, "Oh, there are still six or seven years to go, and you are too worried too early, it may not be true that Ernie is still singing at that time." ”
"Technology may take that long, but hearts don't necessarily take that long. The audience's requirements will only get higher and higher, you look at the music charts of the three major TV stations, in the past, they were all closed microphones and cassettes, with the audience's requirements for a sense of live, it slowly became a half-open microphone, and then it will become a requirement to sing live, if you just listen to the closed microphone and the half-open microphone, people will buy CDs, why should you come to listen to your live? As a singer, if you can't even sing well on the spot, then what qualifications do you have to stand on the stage and perform? Especially for a solo singer like Sister Hyo-ri, it's not enough to just rely on dance to control the scene. ”
Li Xiaoli nodded solemnly, "Xiyi is right, it used to be a group, it doesn't matter if my singing skills are poor, and my singing skills will still be so bad when I am SOLO in the future, at least this is a key point that is ANTI." ”
Zheng Xiyi saw that Li Xiaoli listened to his words, and nodded happily, "It's good that Sister Xiaoli can listen to it." I'm actually very disgusted with the fan culture in South Korea, especially ANTI, which is really an unheard of ugly phenomenon, but it is a bright presence in the Republic of Korea. While it's actually a good thing that some people point out our shortcomings, a lot of ANTI is simply black for the sake of black, not for your shortcomings at all. And if they catch your shortcomings, they will magnify them a thousand times and ten thousand times to exaggerate your shortcomings, which is completely brain-dead. ”
"Brain-dead?" Cheng Youli tilted his head and thought for a while, "Ha, this word is so interesting, where did you hear Xiyi?"
"Uh......" Zheng Xiyi suddenly remembered that the word brain-dead seems to really don't exist now, and this Internet word will not be available until the Internet is fully rolled out in Huaxia, "This is the word of Chinese, Huaxia, um." Sister Youli, is this the focus of your attention?"
Li Xiaoli smiled and patted Cheng Youli's head, Cheng Youli glared at Zheng Xiyi hatefully, waved his fist, but didn't dare to fight back.
"Of course, Sister Xiaoli's dancing is a housekeeping skill, this can't be put down, and you must improve your singing skills while maintaining the level of dance, so that the audience will agree and SOLO can succeed. ”
Lee Hyo-ri hesitated for a moment, and there was a key question she was considering whether to ask, because she was a little shallow today. At first, I just wanted to chat casually and get some comfort to relieve my depressed mood, but I didn't expect Zheng Xiyi to hide it at all, and analyzed the situation and made suggestions for her very seriously. Although she really wanted to continue to talk deeply, she felt that the relationship between the two had not yet reached the point where she could be so heart-to-heart, and she had already received a very critical reminder, if she asked more, would it make Zheng Xiyi feel that she was asking too much?
Zheng Xiyi looked at Lee Hyori's hesitant appearance, and understood what she was worried about in a flash of thought, "As a fan of Sister Hyori, I actually once thought about what style I liked the most if NUNA was SOLO." ”
Li Xiaoli's eyes lit up immediately, and Zheng Xiyi actually took the initiative to pick out the next topic, "Oh, what kind of style does Xiyi like?"
"Ahem......" Zheng Xiyi suddenly hesitated, he remembered that it was only 2002, Fin.K.L and S.E.S's MTV and performances were the most exposed T-shirts and ripped jeans, and they usually wore tight clothes to perform commercially, Lee Hyori was already an alternative in the girl group, she liked to wear Hip-Hop style pants and a cap, but there was no more revealing clothing. This is not the Korean entertainment industry after 2008, starting from the lap dance when I was young, the lower limit of each girl group is getting lower and lower, and it can be summed up that the tops are getting smaller and smaller, the pants are getting shorter and shorter, the dance is becoming more and more sexy, and the movements are becoming more and more open. In the first two years, if the girl group wore a crop top, it would be unanimously condemned and banned by the Korean media and the public, uh, well, specifically referring to female IDOL, it is not a big deal for actresses to dress revealingly, which shows the status of IDOL in the minds of the Korean people.
Li Xiaoli saw Zheng Xiyi's face was embarrassed, and he didn't know what he thought, so he waved his hand generously and said, "Xiyi, if it's not suitable to say it, forget it, it's okay." ”
Zheng Xiyi hurriedly shook his head, he was afraid that his sexy style would cause trouble to Lee Hyo-ri and Sung Yoo-ri, not that they would misunderstand, but after thinking about it, even if he didn't say it, Lee Hyo-ri would sweep South Korea with a sexy style next year, and even if he said it now, it wouldn't change history, so he boldly said it, "I think Sister Hyo-ri should focus on sexy style." ”
"Ahh
Now that he has said it, Zheng Xiyi no longer hides it, "I don't mean that erotic sexy style, but a healthy and fashionable sexy style, of course, this proportion needs to be grasped by the professionals of DSP companies." ”
"Hee-yi should know that Korean traditions are still very conservative, why do you suggest sexy styles?" asked Lee Hyo-ri calmly.
"Before this summer, if anyone suggested that Sister Hyo-ri should style Solo with a sexy style, I would have kicked him off, but now it's fine, and it's going to be the best style. Zheng Hee-yi asserted with great certainty, "We should be grateful for this World Cup, which has caused the Korean people to suffer a huge world culture shock." South Korea has never held such a world-class event before, so the degree of acceptance is more traditional and conservative, but after the Korea-Japan World Cup, the Korean people have been exposed to a variety of fans of different styles around the world, and their horizons have been broadened, and their natural acceptance has increased. Therefore, as long as you can grasp the scale of this sexy style, you can occupy the market with this new style that the Korean people have never been exposed to. In the past, most of the SOLO singers in South Korea were TROT or lyrical singers, but since the predecessors of Xu Taeji, the popularity of idol and dance music does not show that the people prefer to sing and dance? With the condition of Sister Xiaoli, it is definitely inappropriate to sing TROT and lyrics, it is better to give full play to the greatest advantages of Sister Xiaoli herself, and use sexy songs and dances to encourage the audience, so that they can burst out with the greatest enthusiasm, just like the theme song of the World Cup, hot and enthusiastic. ”
Li Xiaoli silently thought about Zheng Xiyi's words, Cheng Youli thought about it, but pointed at Zheng Xiyi, "Xiyi, you little pervert, you are still saying that Ernie is in good shape, right!"