Body Chapter 113: Bastard
Li Ziyi saw Xiaowen and Xiaoli like this, and he was busy and happy: "Hehe...... Look at you two like this, you should know what I want to do, right?"
"You dare?!" Xiaoli and Xiaowen said in unison, but a blush appeared on their faces.
Seeing that the two of them were so anxious that both cheeks were red, Li Ziyi simply continued to be happy with a hippie smile, and replied: "Only Li Ziyi doesn't want to, and I don't dare to do it!"
"You ......" Xiaowen timidly and cautiously hugged his body, squeezed the back of the sofa behind him again, and shrank behind Xiaoli's shoulders, but he glared at Li Ziyi unconvinced: "Hmph! I warn you: If you dare to come over again, this girl will take action!"
"Uh, did you learn some three-legged cat kung fu from your bodyguard recently, so you thought you were very good?" Li Ziyi looked at Xiaowen who was still a little shy with a smile.
"Hmph, three-legged cat kung fu, when you see how powerful Miss Ben is, don't cry!" Xiaowen squeezed Xiaoli's shoulder again when he was busy, obviously pretending to be a little scared.
"Hey....... Li Ziyi sneered disdainfully: "Just you, I will hold the brother below me with one hand, and I will settle you, don't say that I bully women." ”
"You're a woman! It's better to be a girl or a girl!" Xiaowen said angrily.
"Girl, are you still a girl?" Li Ziyi was taken aback, such a bright girl is still a place now, but it is a little rare.
"Nonsense, people have been in love, and they haven't married yet, why aren't they girls?" Xiaowen straightened her chest and gestured to Li Ziyi.
"Then do you know what the concept of a girl is?" asked Li Ziyi with a smile.
"If you're not married, you're a girl!" Xiaowen said.
Li Ziyi was stunned for a moment, turned to look at Xiaoli, and asked, "Do you believe what Xiaowen said?"
"I believe it, because I'm a girl too!" Xiaoli said leisurely.
"What, you're a girl too?" Li Ziyi was taken aback again and blurted out.
"Yes, what, don't believe it!" said Xiaoli.
Li Ziyi didn't reply, but kept nodding his head back and forth, just like an old hen walking.
"I can't help it if I don't believe it, it's just that I can only tell you that I haven't been in love yet, let alone held hands!" Xiaoli threw down such a sentence, and her eyes looked elsewhere, which meant that it was obvious that she didn't want to pay attention to Li Ziyi anymore.
Li Ziyi was helpless, so he could only turn to look at Xiaowen again. Li Ziyi suddenly thought that when he saved Xiaowen, Xiaowen committed suicide because he broke up with his boyfriend just now, thinking of this, Li Ziyi asked Xiaowen: "Didn't you talk about your boyfriend?
"What's the matter?" Xiao Wen stared at Li Ziyi with a pair of big eyes.
"That's it!" Li Ziyi said.
"What are the things? How do I know if you don't tell me!
"Well, it's... That's it.... Li Ziyi felt that it was difficult to speak, and couldn't help but be a little slurred.
Xiaoli on the side looked at Li Ziyi with contempt and said in her heart: "I want to ask but don't dare to say, it's true!"
"It's going to bed!" Xiaoli said to Xiaowen, who was hiding behind her shoulder.
"Alas, yes, yes, Xiaoli is right, you don't
...... sex with your boyfriend?" Li Ziyi first glanced at Xiaoli, and then said to Xiaowen, and while speaking, Li Ziyi noticed that Xiaowen's face changed slightly, and it became a little dark.
"I'm sorry, you're okay!" Li Ziyi hurriedly apologized.
"It's okay, it's gone. I fell in love, I didn't sleep with him, I didn't kiss, he broke up with me because of this, and there was another reason, that is, for the money of our family, he chose to be with me, and on the day of the breakup, he also said that he had a girlfriend, and I was just an ATM where he could withdraw money at any time. Xiaowen said.
"Okay, it's okay, let him go over the past, scum! What girl won't meet one or two!" Li Ziyi comforted.
"Are you counted?" Xiaowen stared at Li Ziyi with a pair of big watery eyes, and asked in a low voice.
"What did you say?" Li Ziyi only heard Xiaowen muttering something, and as for the content, he only heard the word you.
"She asked you, are you a scumbag, are you a scumbag......?" I'm laughing to death!"
"I? I'm so likely to be a scumbag! Okay, let's not talk about it! I ask you! You said that all you who are not married are girls? So are those who are married, have children, and divorced considered girls?" Li Ziyi said.
"Of course it doesn't count. How can you be considered a girl when you have children? That's called a young woman! Do you understand?" Xiaowen said.
"Huh?" Li Ziyi was suddenly stunned: "You seem to know a lot!"
"Of course, you think I'm like you! I'm just a pig!" Xiaowen stretched out his symbolic middle finger to Li Ziyi, and the meaning in his eyes was self-evident.
"Cut ....... As he spoke, Li Ziyi approached Xiaowen with a smile, and reached out to slowly hold up Xiaowen's chin......
Unexpectedly, Xiaowen actually began to exert his power, and raised his hand to open Li Ziyi's hand.
When Li Ziyi saw Xiaowen like this, his body moved, he smiled, and said, "There are really two hits." Let's give it a try, shall we?"
Before Li Ziyi's words fell, Xiaowen punched Li Ziyi's chest......
Li Ziyi saw Xiaowen's little fist hitting him, Li Ziyi smiled unhurriedly, reached out and grabbed Xiaowen's little wrist, held her jade hand tightly in the palm of her hand, and was proud: "Hehe, just these two times?"
"Hmph!" Xiao Wen glared unconvinced, and immediately waved his other hand, desperately and vigorously towards Li Ziyi again......
"Hey, hey. Li Ziyi stretched out his right hand again, easily caught Xiaowen's left hand, and clenched her little wrist.
Xiaowen looked at Li Ziyi easily with both hands, and with a "poof" sound, she actually used her own unique secret weapon and spit out Li Ziyi's saliva.
Li Ziyi wiped a handful of saliva from his face, and frowned disgustingly: "Aren't you......?"
At this moment, Li Ziyi felt as if he had been hit by something in his chest, and although his strength was not large, he could still feel the strength.
Li Ziyi knew that he was wiping the saliva on his face, so he let go of Xiaowen's hand he was holding, and Xiaowen's hand beat his chest.
Li Ziyi pretended to have received a major blow, and his forehead fell towards Xiaowen's crisp chest, accompanied by the sound of vomiting blood
Sound: "Poof"
When Li Ziyi's forehead landed on Xiaowen's chest, Li Ziyi felt very soft. Also, the body under the forehead twitched visibly.
Seeing Li Ziyi like this, Xiaowen knew that Li Ziyi was pretending, and remembered that he had spit on Li Ziyi's face, and he couldn't take care of Li Ziyi's ladder head on his crisp chest, and couldn't help but pounce proudly: "Heh! You deserve it! If you don't lift your pig's head again, I'll vomit all over your head!"
"If you dare, I'll ....... Li Ziyi was embarrassed to say the remaining half of the sentence, everyone must have guessed it, that is, she was.
"Hmph!" Xiaowen glared at the back of Li Ziyi's head again unconvinced, and suddenly there was a "poof" sound, and the spray-like saliva spit directly at the back of Li Ziyi's head.
Angry, Li Ziyi raised his head suddenly, dragged Xiaowen into his arms, and then hugged Xiaowen hard, buried his head and kissed her mouth: "Let you vomit, I'll let you vomit again!"
Seeing Li Ziyi's mouth coming towards him, Xiaowen tilted his head in a hurry, lowered his head shyly, dodged Li Ziyi's lips, and then screamed in panic: "Ah"
At this moment, Xiaowen's bodyguard, who heard the second exclamation, actually walked over from inside the door. When he first sounded, he didn't come over, he only saw Li Ziyi sitting on Xiaowen and Xiaoli's laps, so he shook his head and retreated, but this second sound, she couldn't help but come.
Hearing the sound of hurried footsteps, Li Ziyi turned his head to look to the left, and saw Xiaowen's bodyguard walking towards him, his eyes were looking at Xiaowen and Li Ziyi in a daze.
"Mr. Li Ziyi, what are you doing here?" said Xiaowen's bodyguard.
Listening to Xiaowen's bodyguard's question, Li Ziyi planned to leave Xiaowen's body, not that Li Ziyi was afraid of Xiaowen's bodyguard, but that Li Ziyi was afraid that the bodyguard would go back and tell Hua Ye that wouldn't he be unlucky? Even if he wasn't unlucky, the fight gym would be unlucky.
Then, Li Ziyi got up from the sofa where Xiaowen and Xiaoli were sitting in embarrassment, and was busy returning to his sofa.
Seeing Li Ziyi like this, Xiaowen's bodyguard turned around and left, returning to the position where he was standing just now in the door.
After Li Ziyi returned to his sofa and sat down, Xiaowen glared at Li Ziyi angrily: "Ziyi, you bastard! bastard! Scoundrel! You are shameless! You go to death!"
Xiao Li, who was scolded so loudly by Xiaowen, who was sitting in front of Xiaowen's body, said in Xiaowen's ear: "She wanted to kiss you just now, what are you hiding? If you don't hide, won't you get Ziyi's kiss?"
"Uh!" When Xiaoli said this, Xiaowen was instantly stunned.
"Yes, why should I avoid it? Oh, Huawen, you're a pig's head!" Xiaowen scolded himself in a frenzied cry of regret.
Li Ziyi, who was extremely embarrassed, was busy looking at what the two women in front of him were talking about, and couldn't help asking, "Is there something wrong?"
"There's something, who said it's okay, it's a big deal!" Xiaowen said angrily.
"You bastard bullied me! I'm going to kill you with a knife!" Unexpectedly, Xiaowen got up from the sofa and pointed at Li Ziyi's nose and scolded.
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"Hey, hey, I didn't do anything to you just now? Besides, you spit on me. Li Ziyi shouted injustice.
"Hmph....... Xiaowen snorted coldly, sat back on his sofa, and ignored Li Ziyi.